Memorable quotes

Herutar

Ashtan's come a long way from the Loving Hearts Orphanage it seems!

Dunn

The crackle of lightning accompanies Naoma Rainshilde, the Fierce Flutterby's voice as she shouts, "Hail Nature! Praise be to Nature!!"

Lord Marshal Sobriquet Storm, The Shadow Harlequin shouts, "Darkness Invictus!"

The crackle of lightning accompanies Naoma Rainshilde, the Fierce Flutterby's voice as she shouts, "There are yuckies in the night. I prefer my greens, less constipating."

A Babelonian acolyte shouts, "I see the Herald's work progresses in earnest. The Eleusian women are clearly going mad with hysterics."

Ismay

You hear a twig snapping behind you. Spinning instinctively, you are greeted with the flat of a shovel careening into your face.
You are moved by Justyn, the Theran grave digger.
In a shallow grave (indoors).
This room has not been mapped.
There are no obvious exits.


Never had this happen before. Haha, bastard!

Kiet

A guardhouse (indoors).
There are 7 holocaust globes here. The Black Dragon Chiam's imposing form looms.

(clan): Chiam says, "I can tank this ez." [02:47:13.546]

Chiam dies screaming under the assault of Lord Marshal Crixos Nithilar's fire and flame. Chiam has been slain by Crixos. [02:47:14.078]

Wicella

Dunn said:

The crackle of lightning accompanies Naoma Rainshilde, the Fierce Flutterby's voice as she shouts, "Hail Nature! Praise be to Nature!!"

Lord Marshal Sobriquet Storm, The Shadow Harlequin shouts, "Darkness Invictus!"

The crackle of lightning accompanies Naoma Rainshilde, the Fierce Flutterby's voice as she shouts, "There are yuckies in the night. I prefer my greens, less constipating."

A Babelonian acolyte shouts, "I see the Herald's work progresses in earnest. The Eleusian women are clearly going mad with hysterics."

Hey don't make Naoma mad. She once made and flamed hundreds of panties in Mhaldor

Edena

(Market): You say, "Selling a few blue scales and gold teeth. Name your price!"

Proficy tells you, "1k each."

You amusedly tell Proficy, "Heh, yessir. Dream on."

Proficy tells you, "False advertsicement!"

Proficy tells you, "False advertsement!"

  

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Wicella said:

Dunn said:

The crackle of lightning accompanies Naoma Rainshilde, the Fierce Flutterby's voice as she shouts, "Hail Nature! Praise be to Nature!!"

Lord Marshal Sobriquet Storm, The Shadow Harlequin shouts, "Darkness Invictus!"

The crackle of lightning accompanies Naoma Rainshilde, the Fierce Flutterby's voice as she shouts, "There are yuckies in the night. I prefer my greens, less constipating."

A Babelonian acolyte shouts, "I see the Herald's work progresses in earnest. The Eleusian women are clearly going mad with hysterics."

Hey don't make Naoma mad. She once made and flamed hundreds of panties in Mhaldor

And how well did that turn out for you guys?

Tjay

Edena said:

(Market): You say, "Selling a few blue scales and gold teeth. Name your price!"

Proficy tells you, "1k each."

You amusedly tell Proficy, "Heh, yessir. Dream on."

Proficy tells you, "False advertsicement!"

Proficy tells you, "False advertsement!"

  

I mean. He isn't wrong.

Tjay

You say, "Greetings."

Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "Yeah not now kid."

Irimon says in a cold, grim voice, "Piss off, I'm busy."

Is this typical Ashtan RP? First time speaking to Ashtani.

Dunn

Ashtani dealing with defilers while I’m on nexus yeah.

Give me a valid RP reason for me to be friendly in Order territory to a Mhaldorian and I’m sure the attitude will change. 

Tjay

Dunn said:

Ashtani dealing with defilers while I’m on nexus yeah.

Give me a valid RP reason for me to be friendly in Order territory to a Mhaldorian and I’m sure the attitude will change. 

Was just curious. No need to act like that here too.

Cyr

I don't know if I'd call it typical of Ashtani RP, but it's pretty typical of Dunn's and my RP. We're not very nice people IC, and at the time we were re-raising some shrines and expecting a response from enemies. 

Atalkez

Dunn tells you, “Ayyyyyy.”

“Not very nice”

Cyr

Oh are we doing out of context tells from Dunn now? I have a bunch of these. (these are all from the past 24 hours)
Dunn tells you in frosty tones, "Shitttt."
Dunn tells you, "You what."
Dunn tells you, "Worst runie ever."
Dunn tells you, "Sorry you got shanked early."
Dunn tells you, "Giggity."

Dunn

That second paragraph wasn’t me being any type of way. Was a real statement. 

I think the reason you’re a bad runie is that your hands are too small to adequately wield your swords. @Cyr

Dunn

Atalkez said:

Dunn tells you, “Ayyyyyy.”

“Not very nice”

I just missed you

Cyr

Dunn said:

I think the reason you’re a bad runie is that your hands are too small to adequately wield your swords. @Cyr

I feel like you only think my hands are small because you're just so fat they look small in comparison.

Dunn

Girl you did not just say that. You got through your Samyos years, but i can slap you back to the start. 

Puxi

It's ok to have small hands, Irimon. Just means you get to shop in the kid section when buying gloves.

Antonius

Mhaldor are defiling, and we've assembled a group to go and fight them. Then:

[System]: Added STAND||SW to your eqbal queue.
[System]: Running queued eqbal command: STAND||SW
You are not fallen or kneeling.
******************************************************************************
**-->       You appear to have caused an untrapped error in Achaea       <--**
**-->         Please do not execute this command again (for now)         <--**
**-->                                "sw"                                <--**
******************************************************************************

Achilles

Proof of admin bias!

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Edena said:

(Market): You say, "Selling a few blue scales and gold teeth. Name your price!"

Proficy tells you, "1k each."

You amusedly tell Proficy, "Heh, yessir. Dream on."

Proficy tells you, "False advertsicement!"

Proficy tells you, "False advertsement!"

I like the part where- out of the ordinary for him- he went to correct his spelling...
...But then in true Proficy fashion, he still spelled it wrong.

Saeva

Pyori said:

Edena said:

(Market): You say, "Selling a few blue scales and gold teeth. Name your price!"

Proficy tells you, "1k each."

You amusedly tell Proficy, "Heh, yessir. Dream on."

Proficy tells you, "False advertsicement!"

Proficy tells you, "False advertsement!"

I like the part where- out of the ordinary for him- he went to correct his spelling...
...But then in true Proficy fashion, he still spelled it wrong.

That’s my bae  

Minifie

Saeva said:

Pyori said:

Edena said:

(Market): You say, "Selling a few blue scales and gold teeth. Name your price!"

Proficy tells you, "1k each."

You amusedly tell Proficy, "Heh, yessir. Dream on."

Proficy tells you, "False advertsicement!"

Proficy tells you, "False advertsement!"

I like the part where- out of the ordinary for him- he went to correct his spelling...
...But then in true Proficy fashion, he still spelled it wrong.

That’s my bae  

He owes me a better child now!

Saeva

Minifie said:

Saeva said:

Pyori said:

Edena said:

(Market): You say, "Selling a few blue scales and gold teeth. Name your price!"

Proficy tells you, "1k each."

You amusedly tell Proficy, "Heh, yessir. Dream on."

Proficy tells you, "False advertsicement!"

Proficy tells you, "False advertsement!"

I like the part where- out of the ordinary for him- he went to correct his spelling...
...But then in true Proficy fashion, he still spelled it wrong.

That’s my bae  

He owes me a better child now!

Binch, You proved your weak genes. Step aside.

Asmodron

Subject: Snakes on a Planetarium


Well played

Klendathu

You discern that this location is the grove of A small shrubbery.

Minifie

Cold laughter echoes hauntingly across the heavens as the Dark Father claims an unseen prize.

Asmodron

Minifie said:

Cold laughter echoes hauntingly across the heavens as the Dark Father claims an unseen prize.

(Court Coliseum): You say, "*Beats head to desk* I must knoooow."

(Court Coliseum): Zekeros jokingly says, "What's the worst that can  happen if you ask right?"

(Court Coliseum): Ozmatiah says, "If highlander taught me anything, it just means he is going to live for ever."

Your voice sizzles as you tell Twilight, "Congratulations on your prize, Dark Lord."

The Divine voice of Twilight echoes in your head, "You make the assumption that it is something whose acquisition -you- would consider worth congratulating. A mistake to jump so easily to conclusions to slake your no-doubt rabid curiosity."

Siduri

Here is how I picture this:

Twilight: Muahahaha...
Time passes...
Twilight: Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen.
Asmodron: Congrats!
Twilight: Muahhaha... Fourteen. Fourteen. Fourteen...