Memorable quotes

Elipise

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "Tsk tsk. Bribery of egghunt officials with the promises of Iakimen's humiliation will get you nowhere! Flattery however..."

 

Advocate Aralaya Averial, Votary Lay shouts, "Tharos is better than Bruyan."

Bruyan, the town crier shouts, "Oh yez! Hear ye! Loudmouth blabbers and prattles about eggs until end of time! Fools the fools into liking him! Oh yez!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "Long-time favourite entertains thousands and offers enjoyment to all participants, unlike that fool that spends his time ringing bells, "oh yez"."

The boisterous pealing of a crier's bell rings out across the lands and plains of Yggdrasil, issuing a campanological challenge to the foolish Prime.

Aralaya

You shout, "Tharos is better than Bruyan."
Bruyan, the town crier shouts, "Oh yez! Hear ye! Loudmouth blabbers and prattles about eggs until end of time! Fools the fools into liking him! Oh yez!"
Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "Long-time favourite entertains thousands and offers enjoyment to all participants, unlike that fool that spends his time ringing bells, "oh yez"."
The boisterous pealing of a crier's bell rings out across the lands and plains of Yggdrasil, issuing a campanological challenge to the foolish Prime.

Stheno

Mathonwy says, "Roulette is the one I never got the hang of."
Alrena ponders the situation.
Reyson says, "That one's just luck, right?"
Mathonwy says, "Yes, it is."
Reyson looks sceptical and says, "Ugh, you're killing me."
Alrena says, "Why are we betting in Thera, anyway? There's a blackjack table in Mhaldor too."
Hugo, the Ace's blackjack dealer expertly shuffles the multiple decks together.
Your surroundings shatter into a cloud of glowing stars which dissipate to leave you back where you began.
You say in a golden voice, "That's what I'd like to know."
You frown and say in a golden voice, "You're all on cultural probation."
Hugo, the Ace's blackjack dealer says, "Place your bets! Place your bets!"
Hugo, the Ace's blackjack dealer glares angrily at you.
Mathonwy's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Reyson

Fuck Hugo forever. 

Jonathin

Just channel your inner hermes and axk Hugo like 8 times in 2 seconds. 

Mathonwy

Nobody expects the Cultural Inquisition 

Mathonwy

Also I feel like "Mathonwy's eyes sparkle with amusement" is peak Mathonwy 

Just the quintessential experience right there 

Stheno

Reyson said:

Fuck Hugo forever. 

That's a different kind of memorable, I think.

Trey

Mathonwy said:

Also I feel like "Mathonwy's eyes sparkle with amusement" is peak Mathonwy 

Just the quintessential experience right there 

Stock emote-havin' bitch

Mathonwy

Trey said:

Mathonwy said:

Also I feel like "Mathonwy's eyes sparkle with amusement" is peak Mathonwy 

Just the quintessential experience right there 

Stock emote-havin' bitch

I love stock emotes! They’re great for routine things — short and easily understood. Custom emotes are great too but draw a lot of attention. If every single thing you do always and forever sticks out to me, either I am impressed bordering on captivated by you or we are re-enacting the brainwashing scene from A Clockwork Orange.

(Quick, nobody play Beethoven around Mathonwy just in case.)

Garner

You blow the last tiny flecks of parchment away with a sharp breath as the stencil disintegrates, revealing a moon tattoo on the back of yourself.

Damn, I'm limber as hell.

Atalkez

(PT2): Mathilda says, "Atalkez you're going to wear a priest collar."

(PT2): Mathilda says, "But only a priest collar."

Targossian calendar planning

Armali

My vote's for strategically placed BM scabbard, tbh.

Farrah can be the one in the collar.

Aegoth

is this a calendar or a porn mag?

Aralaya

Aegoth said:

is this a calendar or a porn mag?

Yes

Antonius

Aegoth said:

is this a calendar or a porn mag?

It's a porn calendar.

Jarrod

Yeah but who's going to be Sarapin and Mayan?

Solnir

@Antonius and I are doing a special one together.

Torinn

I can do one.  Fig leaf made of flame covering the important bits.  

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Torinn said:

I can do one.  Fig leaf made of flame covering the important bits.  

             

Kriex

'The Men* of Targ' - @Mathilda and I have this all planned out. Mezghar is gonna cover the dragon month. 

Aralaya

As long as you don't put Karren on there.

Kriex

Solnir said:

@Antonius and I are doing a special one together.

Everyone one has their own month but at the end is a group shot.

Talamond

Just so we're clear, February is mine.

Aralaya

Talamond said:

Just so we're clear, February is mine.

Please, if anything you're September. The most boring month.

Cailin

..... February is much more boring than September. 

Talamond

You all need to be more beautiful to each other.

Dunn

This was posted a couple of years ago, but I forgot how much I LOVE the custom Babel deathsights and dragonform.

Dunn has proven the ultimate meaninglessness of Hirst's struggles.

He is a Golden Dragon, wreathed in the unrestrained corruption of the Void. Bearing the golden visage of a vaguely draconic monstrosity, his form is warped nearly beyond recognition - grand scales curled about themselves unto aciculate hooks and barbed curves with no obvious patterning, each imbued with a sickly, orange-hued pallor. Contorted wings of disjointed angles bear similar growths along their expansive length, dripping with a murky viscosity and functional beyond all mortal reckoning. His maw and claws blaze with dire, blackened flame cast as fluid, the paradoxical substance roiling with an ancient, endless hunger. A distant, terrible sensation of unearthly cold emanates from the very appraisal of his form, the utter frigidity borne from a primal knowing of absolute wrongness, something that should simply not be. 

@Sohl @Katalyst you old people may not know about these.

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Dunn said:

Dunn has proven the ultimate meaninglessness of Hirst's struggles.

First thing that immediately popped into my head:

Taryius

I don't think any order can truly compare with the Neraeos Deathsight.