Memorable quotes

Mathonwy

copy/paste please!

Taryius

The bloated remains of x lie belly-up at the feet of Mindshell

The uncontested winner!

Xaden

Taryius said:

The bloated remains of x lie belly-up at the feet of Mindshell

The uncontested winner!

Maybe one of these days they'll finish it...

Mathilda

Before the Universal Membrane (indoors).
A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. Aminiature crystalline brazier sits e mpty and expectantly here. A red and white picnic blanket has been laid out here.
You see exits leading west and down.


A female voice is heard through the membrane, "Mathilda stop listening to me."

Silas

Mizik said:

Thousands of daemons howl and shriek as Sartan, the Malevolent roars above the cacophony, "How

unlike You, Dark One, to make such broad assumptions. Are You -quite- sure I did not allow Your 

little toy to remain?"


@Silas where are you when we need you, man. I almost got zapped and perma shrubbed for falling for this easy bait. The gay innuendo got less obvious, thank god.

How you been bb gurl?

Antonius

Taryius said:

The bloated remains of x lie belly-up at the feet of Mindshell

The uncontested winner!

I assume you're joking? That's barely better than the Artemis deathsight...

Faur

Antonius said:

Aegoth said:

is this a calendar or a porn mag?

It's a porn calendar.

Where can I get a copy, for, uh, research purposes? Yes... let's go with that...

Adrik

Faur's into the Men of Targossas Issue #18.

Confirmed now. I guess.

Mathonwy

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I guess it's like they always say...

Ellodin

ain't no "they" on that cwho

Mathonwy

Ellodin said:

ain't no "they" on that cwho

Dunn

- 2018/04/07 23:51:34 - In pursuit of the Sky's perfection, Zulah has unleashed the fury of the Storm upon Ankhareoutef.

- 2018/04/07 23:51:43 - Dunn has proven the ultimate meaninglessness of Eigen's struggles.

- 2018/04/07 23:51:45 - Uttering a prayer to the God of War, Morthif has triumphed over Eigen in a battle of wits, skill, and strategy.

#AshtanTrio

Kinilan

Dunn said:

- 2018/04/07 23:51:34 - In pursuit of the Sky's perfection, Zulah has unleashed the fury of the Storm upon Ankhareoutef.

- 2018/04/07 23:51:43 - Dunn has proven the ultimate meaninglessness of Eigen's struggles.

- 2018/04/07 23:51:45 - Uttering a prayer to the God of War, Morthif has triumphed over Eigen in a battle of wits, skill, and strategy.

#AshtanTrio

You sicken me.

Puxi

That last one is just not good.

Morthif

it's better then yours.

[Deleted User]

Morthif said:

it's better then yours.

Than.

Aegis

Pyori said:

Morthif said:

it's better then yours.

Than.

Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge.

[Deleted User]

Aegis said:

Pyori said:

Morthif said:

it's better then yours.

Than.

Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge.

Does your catapult bring all the boys to the yard?

Morthif

Pyori said:

Aegis said:

Pyori said:

Morthif said:

it's better then yours.

Than.

Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge.

Does your catapult bring all the boys to the yard?

it will bring the girls too.

Torinn

I thought that said #asiantrio for a sec.  Dunno why.

Mathonwy

Aegis said:

Pyori said:

Morthif said:

it's better then yours.

Than.

Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge.

Elipise

I may be searching for my tablet to start drawing this men of Targossas calendar....

Klendathu

Finally the truth of why I keep doing the undead genocide resolution is discovered:

@Kyrra sceptically tells you, "Gosh, if the wights aren't trying to grope your chest, the hobogblins want to give you their spear."

Kyrra

Klendathu said:

Finally the truth of why I keep doing the undead genocide resolution is discovered:

@Kyrra sceptically tells you, "Gosh, if the wights aren't trying to grope your chest, the hobogblins want to give you their spear."

Klendathu, saving the virtues of innocent maidens from the evil undead.

Also, the things I wake up to.

Kyrra

Katalyst says, "Think of a number, one through forty. Think of nothing else."

Katalyst says, "Don't argue in your head."

You frown at Katalyst.

Katalyst says, "Just say it, the one that comes to mind."

You say in a refined, velvety voice, "24."

Jania, Luck's roulette dealer winks at Katalyst as he places a bet of 50000 sovereigns on 24.

Jania, Luck's roulette dealer says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball

begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

The ball finally settles down on 24 (red).

Jania, Luck's roulette dealer exclaims to Katalyst, "We have a winner! You've won 1750000

gold!"

Sylphie

With a joyous laugh, Nazihk pulls the last petal from a 'loves-me-not' flower, declaring, "She loves me."

@Farrah

Ajoc

Declaring her usefulness exhausted, Porcelina takes her own life, erasing herself from existence at the inescapable command of the Dark Lord.

Beautiful.

Zheo

Something feels wrong about that sentence structure

Tahquil

I’m not sure who is making the declaration. Porcelina or Twilight?

Mathilda

Thematically, it doesn't matter who made the declaration. Whatever Twiggles wants is what his followers want, too.

Hail darkness