Memorable quotes

Synbios

Aurora said:

Who are you again?

Kayeil

It seems to be a trend.

(Kelworans and Such): Xaviuz says, "Oh, how do I trade my nuts for credits?"

Reinhardt

You whip a tempered, Mhaldorian morning star toward a pitch-black raven.

You have slain a pitch-black raven, retrieving the corpse.

A pinch of ground malachite tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

An arrow tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

An arrow tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

An arrow tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

An arrow tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

An arrow tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

An arrow tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A monolith sigil tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A group of 4 aurum flakes tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A group of 5 plumbum flakes tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A group of 4 ferrum flakes tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A group of 3 magnesium chips tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A potash crystal tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A magnesium chip tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

An aurum flake tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A magnesium chip tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A monolith sigil tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A monolith sigil tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A monolith sigil tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A monolith sigil tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A monolith sigil tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A skullcap flower tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A bloodroot leaf tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

Some irid moss tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A bloodroot leaf tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A pinch of ground malachite tumbles out of the corpse of a pitch-black raven.

A tiny pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Griefer raven.

Ahmet

Jorj smiles out of the unparalysed corner of his face as he accepts 91 rats from you. He hands you a bag of 1421 gold, and says, "Thank 'ee kindly."

*sigh*

Today was a good day.

Oh, also, this. Only took me four and a half million rats, give or take.

You unleash a vicious reaping blow at an old rat with a scythe of shadows.

You have slain an old rat, retrieving the corpse.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.

You have reached the illustrious level of Greater Dragon.

[Rage]: +3.9. Total: 24.6 Now Available: Curse

(svof): Your max health increased by 55h/0% to 5745.

(svof): Your max mana increased by 44m/0% to 4686.

Armali

Why did your font spontaneously become comic sans in the middle of that post?

Krypton

@Armali
http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/comment/335632/#Comment_335632

Asmodron

(Market): Nehmrah says, "Paying for the assassination of Trump, he can be found at NONT."

veilglance trump
Folding the Veil of reality, you bend your mighty will to seek out Trump.

--- North of New Thera --------- -28:16:0 ---
The stars shine down from the sky above, bathing the arid land beneath their silvery light. A
polished wooden sign is nailed to a small tree here. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy
Weaver's Fern along the ground. Curled tightly to protect its contents, a birchbark scroll rests
upon the ground. Someone's valuable personal journal has been carelessly left behind here. A sigil
in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Protective exoskeleton sundered in
death, a black and white beetle wages war no more. Bedecked with brass bells and covered in trinkets,
a travelling cart leans here. Trump is here. He wields an iron-tipped whip in his left hand. Ignoble
Kanji Kanku'Dai is here. He wields a grim, Ashtani flail in his left hand. Nemesian Nehmrah Rousseau,
Trial-Elect of Antagony is here. His face is partially concealed beneath the raised hood of slave
robes of purple burlap. He wields a Shield of Absorption in his left hand. A temporary cart has been
setup here, with a sign indicating there are CART WARES for sale.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, southwest, and northwest.

Datrius

[System]: Running queued balance command: DISEMBOWEL
With a vicious snarl you carve a merciless swathe through the steaming guts of Atalkez, who gurgles
and chokes as you withdraw your dripping blade, glistening with gore.
You have slain Atalkez.
The corpse of Austere falls from Atalkez's corpse.
The Effigy of Victory falls from Atalkez's corpse. (10.529s)

I....what?

Atalkez

I won, duh.

You take the Effigy of Victory from a dragonskin pack bearing the arms of Atalkez.

Anedhel

00:43:54.320 Vender says in a vaporous voice, "If I was Red Dragon, couldn't I just set them on fire?"

00:44:10.840 You say fondly, "Holy fire's much better."

00:44:10.840 A Shornwall defender taps her nose knowingly at you.

She knows. She knows. 

Rangor

Datrius said:

[System]: Running queued balance command: DISEMBOWEL
With a vicious snarl you carve a merciless swathe through the steaming guts of Atalkez, who gurgles
and chokes as you withdraw your dripping blade, glistening with gore.
You have slain Atalkez.
The corpse of Austere falls from Atalkez's corpse.
The Effigy of Victory falls from Atalkez's corpse. (10.529s)

I....what?

Time to re-enemy them targs.

Ryzeth

Armali said:

Why did your font spontaneously become comic sans in the middle of that post?

Look back through his posts, you'll see he said he was using that for his passive aggressive font.

Asmodron

You watch in horror, helpless, as Artemis's fist is wreathed in crackling black energy. With a diabolical laugh, She stiffens Her hand and slowly runs it down your chest, splitting it open as She does so. Though you scream in pain and beg to die, Artemis proceeds to rip apart your organs, magnifying the pain until you are driven nearly mad. With a detached smile upon Her face, She proceeds to rip out your sternum and drive it through your already splayed-out body, pinning it to the ground and finally killing you.
You have been slain by Artemis.

Cheers go up worldwide as the Cataclysm gets Her first vivisection.

All reality shudders as the voice of Nicola thunders across the land, "Hail Sartan!"

Asmodron

Ugrach, Lord of the Undead swings his powerful arms in a whirring motion in your direction,
hammering you in a deathly rain of horrendous blows, knocking you back and pulling at your feeble
consciousness.
You have been slain by Makarios.


The plot thickens

Patroklos

Sounds like you should quit worshipping a statue!

Tahquil

Now we know how it looks like when Nicola and Makarios have to resolve their creative differences for producing Achaea.

Josoul

Test server, last few minutes highlights:

*hmm, many people are dying by divines. Lets go find me one to fight with!*

*walk around, find Makarios in NoNT, here I go!*

target Makarios

You have been slain by Makarios.

*uh, wat. Where did my health go? Scroll up. Ugrach, Yudhishthira, Grandmaster in the room controlled by him.*

Makarios tells you, "I have upgraded my entities."

*Okay, he gets first blood. But I bet he'll fight himself next round.*

use gem of transmutation

You have been slain by Makarios.

*umm... Nope. He wants to stick to his 'ents'. Okay, plan B. Get a Deucalion splinter!*

*walk around, subvert essence, return near NoNT. Squint. Good, he's still there.*

Bowing your head in solumn prayer, you begin focussing upon the essence of the Righteous Fire gathered within your mantle.

In answer to your prayer, a blazing corona of flame ignites about you, an incandescent shield against the enemies of Creation.

*Here I go! Bwahaha!*

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North of New Thera (road).
[snip] Makarios, the Meticulous is here.

*... He's not attacking on sight. WTF.*

The flames enshrouding you wink out. *shit, flee!*

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Along the Prelatorian Highway (road).

*OK, plan C. I'll force him with a hierophant to kick me. Lets do it with a doppie from afar for safety too.*

order doppie seek Makarios
Josoul tells you, "I dare not seek out an immortal one, Master."

*uhh... Okay... I'll do it myself then*

activates Deucalion Avatar power again.

nw
North of New Thera (road).

Makarios, the Meticulous is here, wreathed in divine fire.

fling hierophant at Makarios
Your pitiful attack is frozen in its tracks by Makarios.
The flames enshrouding you wink out.

*oh shit, he's onto me, flee!*

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At a sturdy village gate.

*uh, now what? Did he see it? Maybe he didnt notice and I am clear.*

You are transported by the power of the Divine. *uh, oh*
Makarios stares implacably at you.
You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You frown and say to Makarios, "Would have been stellar, but divinefire says no."

Makarios, the Meticulous says, "Oh this?"

You touch the tattoo and a nearly invisible magical shield forms around you.

Shaking His head sadly at you, Makarios turns away in disgust.

There is a moment of impending danger, then your shield detonates in an explosion of 

power. The hammer blow crashes into you, pulverising your bones in a single supreme 

discharge of kenetic force.

Makarios leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at you.

Makarios connects painfully.

Your shield completely absorbs the damage. (-6787h, 100.0%) 

(ex|e) 1h|0%, 8813m|100%, 85%w cdbk -

Makarios, the Meticulous says, "SoA op."

*I my SoA bested Him! That's a clear win! Plan successful -ish. Grin*

Atalkez

Haha that Phaestus mircale thwarted

Asmodron

relics status

Name                                Location                                     
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Luckbinder                          Held by Hirst
the Rageblade                       Held by Death Knight Lord Kemnast
the Golden Braid                    Held by the Grandmaster of the Quisalis
Earthshaker                         Held by Tenith'oru
Bloodletter                         Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies
the Mindring                        Held by Krizal
the Dragon Bow                      Held by a magnificent lightning eagle
Paincatcher                         Held by Jeramun, the Flame of the World
the War Veil                        Held by Hirst
the Eye of Discord                  Held by the Grandmaster of the Quisalis
Soulfinder                          Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies
the Gauntlet of the Roaring Wave    Held by Hirst
Lifegiver                           Held by the Grandmaster of the Quisalis
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Staff not enough for him

Puxi

(mudsex and stuff): You say, "Make Achaea Great Again, Aegoth."

Aegoth grows still and his lips begin to move silently.
Aegoth is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns to Achaea.

I lol'd

Kresslack

Asmodron said:

Ugrach, Lord of the Undead swings his powerful arms in a whirring motion in your direction,
hammering you in a deathly rain of horrendous blows, knocking you back and pulling at your feeble
consciousness.
You have been slain by Makarios.


The plot thickens

Ah, the classic Windmill attack. There's no real defense for it.

Asmodron

General log for the City of Hashan:
2016/11/12 01:14:37 - Credits: +3. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2016/11/12 18:17:09 - Credits: +3. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2016/11/12 20:08:27 - Credits: +1. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2016/11/12 20:23:41 - The City of Mhaldor has declared relations with your organisation as HOSTILE.


Shocked it wasnt already so

Dortheron

Asmodron said:

General log for the City of Hashan:
2016/11/12 01:14:37 - Credits: +3. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2016/11/12 18:17:09 - Credits: +3. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2016/11/12 20:08:27 - Credits: +1. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2016/11/12 20:23:41 - The City of Mhaldor has declared relations with your organisation as HOSTILE.


Shocked it wasnt already so

They're upset about those 7 credit purchases, shouldn't have been so greedy!

Cooper

Only Mhaldor is allowed to purchase credits.

Ahmet

Cooper said:

Only Mhaldor is allowed to purchase credits.

That explains why CFS is suffering. *badum tiss*

Syrennia

Waking up again, finally gave up Priest in exchange for staying in Cyrene...

Murad exclaims, "I give you Singing Providence!"

I'm not sure how to feel about this... 

Trey

Depending on the description, I rather like that.

Syrennia

Trey said:

Depending on the description, I rather like that.

Forged from a rust-hued alloy of the finest steel and pewter, this blade exhibits a barely-perceptible curve along its length, accentuated by a channeled groove carved into the metal. The long tang is encased by a grip of indigo cord in an intricate diamond pattern. Rounding off the grip is a square pommel fashioned from bone, affording perfect balance to this masterfully crafted weapon.

I like it too. I really badly wanna see if I can try for even better, but I just know I'm gonna go 100 in a row of stuff akin to Shining Ants or Magnificent Stag.

Atalkez

It's not a good name until you've trashed 100 swords to get it! 

Makarios

Atalkez said:

It's not a good name until you've trashed 100 swords to get it! 

Speak for yourself, I got just what I wanted first try. Took maybe five seconds.