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  • OmorOmor
    I wonder if Murad knows 90% of what he makes is wasted. 
    Omor Ceberek - Targossas

    got gud
  • AtalkezAtalkez
    Makarios said:
    Atalkez said:
    It's not a good name until you've trashed 100 swords to get it! 

    Speak for yourself, I got just what I wanted first try. Took maybe five seconds.

    I gave up on Unwavering Light after about my 107th try or something.

    Hax :(




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    My first one was Baleful Mercy.


  • DortheronDortheron
    I'm still waiting for the day that I see Murad give someone Breaking Wind

    @Makarios Can you indulge me and see if that name is an actual possibility? I'll be sad if it isn't :'(
    You know, that one thing at that one place, with that one person.

    Yea, that one!
  • ZahanZahan Valhalla
    Dortheron said:
    I'm still waiting for the day that I see Murad give someone Breaking Wind

    @Makarios Can you indulge me and see if that name is an actual possibility? I'll be sad if it isn't :'(

    inb4 Mak confirms and then Dortheron spends 1000 cr worth of gold trying to get it   :p
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  • CooperCooper
    Got Perfect Light on my Shallam alt way back in the day. It was glorious.

  • SyrenniaSyrennia
    edited November 2016
    Cooper said:
    Got Perfect Light on my Shallam alt way back in the day. It was glorious.
    I decided to risk it... Got Sleeping Stags... Fortunately a friend could get ashes for me...

    I... Am seriously on the fence about this one...

    Murad polishes the steel with a fine cloth, inspecting the blade for any imperfections. Finding none, he turns and reverently presents the sword to you with both hands.
    Murad exclaims, "I give you Perfect Eyes!"

    It's a shame Syrennia has blue eyes. (desc is in the link above of her sword!)

    edit for the chuckle: @Dodder tells you, "Maybe it matches the eyes of your next victim, when you slash them to bits!"
  • TreyTrey
    That is amazing description-wise.

  • XadenXaden
    Skye said:
    Garesh says, "Say, I noticed your health vial is basically empty! If you GIVE the vial to me, I can refill it for you."
    345h, 460m, 1200e, 1200w ex-give vial to garesh
    You give your empty vial to Garesh.
    414h, 460m, 1200e, 1200w ex-
    Garesh quickly refills the vial with health elixir and gives it back to you.
    414h, 460m, 1200e, 1200w ex-probe vial
    The oaken vial is carved into the shape of a fist, with the top being the 
    thumb.
    It has 125 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs 6 ounce(s).
    An elixir of health sloshes about in it.
    There are 10 sips remaining.

    Stingy. :angry:
    Every time I start a newb I probe this to see if they have changed it. Every time I am disappointed.

    Having said that, my newbs tend to be finished in minia within half an hour and still have ten sips left.

    Boar OP
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • MaraxMarax The Scriptorium
    If only the grip was black, but that's hot
    (<clan>): Kuy says, "Gurl, I could talk myself outta Alkatraz."
  • FaurFaur


    Spot the funny
    ha.bmp 110.2K
  • RyzethRyzeth

    Did I find it? What do I win? :open_mouth:
    [spoiler]Had to do it, srynotsry.[/spoiler]
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    so mean...



  • RyzethRyzeth
    Faur is good people. I saw the chance and took it!  :3
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    Not really faur.... :astonished:



  • TreyTrey
    Marax said:
    If only the grip was black, but that's hot
    It's blued steel, not blue, so the blade essentially looks like a gun barrel.

  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    Trey said:
    Marax said:
    If only the grip was black, but that's hot
    It's blued steel, not blue, so the blade essentially looks like a gun barrel.
    Blue.. steel

    you said it...





  • SynbiosSynbios
    Szanthax said:
    Trey said:
    Marax said:
    If only the grip was black, but that's hot
    It's blued steel, not blue, so the blade essentially looks like a gun barrel.
    Blue.. steel

    you said it...


    One look? ONE LOOK?!

  • AsmodronAsmodron
    Times like this I would have killed to be able to band the sword of another....
  • SyrenniaSyrennia
    edited November 2016
    Trey said:
    Marax said:
    If only the grip was black, but that's hot
    It's blued steel, not blue, so the blade essentially looks like a gun barrel.
    ...Not that I dislike the idea but like... This comment...
    [spoiler][/spoiler]

    Yes please. This was basically my favourite game.
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Where does the bullet exit?


  • SyrenniaSyrennia
    No words...

    Skye says to Tahquil with a muddled Thalassian accent, "I'm still waiting on your sexy guy picture book."
    "Oooooooooh!" Adlanniel says to Skye, eyes wide with wonder.
    Adlanniel says in a gentle, dulcet voice, "I'd buy it."
    Daklore says in a calm, baritone voice, "I'd burn it."
    Daklore nods his head slowly, looking very wise.
    Tahquil Maris, Hedgehog of the Valley says to Skye, "It is impossible. You ask for a man to pose for you and they take it as an invitation to wave their wang about trying to hit you with it."
    Daklore says in a calm, baritone voice, "Well... yeah... that's what you want when you ask that, right?"
    Skye says to Tahquil with a muddled Thalassian accent, "What a book of wang imprints then?"
    Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "They whip it out, you throw paint at them and..."
    Skye slaps her hands together.

    ...Standing at CC is... Interesting... Sometimes...
  • SarathaiSarathai
    Burn it to the ground.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    Morthif reaches out and clenches a fist before Bail, who screams and doubles over in agony as his 
    skin suddenly bubbles with gangrenous growths.
    Unable to maintain cohesion, Bail's mutated and warped flesh sloughs off from his bones as he 
    collapses to the ground in a twisted heap.
    @Bail has been slain by Morthif.

    Old @Jhui Ta'sa says, "He didn't live up to his name."



  • TahquilTahquil
    Syrennia said:
    No words...

    Skye says to Tahquil with a muddled Thalassian accent, "I'm still waiting on your sexy guy picture book."
    "Oooooooooh!" Adlanniel says to Skye, eyes wide with wonder.
    Adlanniel says in a gentle, dulcet voice, "I'd buy it."
    Daklore says in a calm, baritone voice, "I'd burn it."
    Daklore nods his head slowly, looking very wise.
    Tahquil Maris, Hedgehog of the Valley says to Skye, "It is impossible. You ask for a man to pose for you and they take it as an invitation to wave their wang about trying to hit you with it."
    Daklore says in a calm, baritone voice, "Well... yeah... that's what you want when you ask that, right?"
    Skye says to Tahquil with a muddled Thalassian accent, "What a book of wang imprints then?"
    Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "They whip it out, you throw paint at them and..."
    Skye slaps her hands together.

    ...Standing at CC is... Interesting... Sometimes...
    This is probably the least interesting conversation I've heard at CC other than how much person x loves person y but really they are also having it off with person b, e, and f.

    Try getting a whisperstone. It'll rock your world.

    Yes. I made a pun.


  • AsmodronAsmodron
    Login:

    General log for the City of Hashan:
    2016/11/17 00:02:42 - Valkyn declared Nageek to be a formal enemy. Reason: Disrupting public decency.
    2016/11/17 00:02:48 - Valkyn declared Shandora to be a formal enemy. Reason: Disrupting public
    decency.


    <hmm...I wonder what this is about>

    history ct
    Channel History for: the City of Hashan
    - 2016/11/16 22:33:08 - Tydas says, "Good work, Jasika."
    - 2016/11/16 22:33:12 - Aduan says, "Welcome homw jasika."
    - 2016/11/16 22:33:20 - Kahri says, "...good job, Jasika."
    - 2016/11/16 22:33:32 - Jasika says, "Thanks!"
    - 2016/11/16 22:33:38 - Tyamat says, "Welcome home Jasika, and greetings Court."
    - 2016/11/16 23:01:23 - Roatt says, "Is there a shrine in the city again to offer corpses?"
    - 2016/11/16 23:03:58 - Karai says, "Not yet."
    - 2016/11/16 23:19:16 - Ginovianna says, "Since when do we allow people to have sex at crossroads."
    - 2016/11/16 23:19:25 - Jezabelle says, "Woah."
    - 2016/11/16 23:19:28 - Tydas says, "We... don't?"
    - 2016/11/16 23:19:37 - Ginovianna says, "Yeah because it just happened."
    - 2016/11/16 23:19:43 - Ginovianna says, "Shandora and Nageek."
    - 2016/11/16 23:19:59 - Caulder says, "Have you tried killing them?"
    - 2016/11/16 23:20:07 - Aduan says, "They dissapeared."


    <Oh god...no Hashan no!">

    more
    - 2016/11/16 23:20:34 - Ginovianna says, "Yeah they ran off."
    - 2016/11/16 23:20:50 - Calira says, "One of them is sitting at the Founders' monument."
    - 2016/11/16 23:23:47 - Magnar says, "I missed something?"
    - 2016/11/17 00:14:23 - Ozmatiah says, "Good evening Hashan."
    - 2016/11/17 00:14:40 - Auri says, "Hello, Ozmatiah!"
    - 2016/11/17 00:14:45 - Valkyn says, "Hello Ozmatiah."
    - 2016/11/17 00:14:54 - Tydas says, "Hello, Ozmatiah."
    - 2016/11/17 00:19:27 - Asria says, "Greetings."
    - 2016/11/17 00:19:46 - Auri says, "Hi Asria!"
    - 2016/11/17 00:38:05 - Asria says, "Just for those who were present for the...indecent events,
    Cyrene has been informed and will be handling the matter on an internal side of things."


    <Aha! Saved!>


    Honours
     honours shandora
    Shandora Shayan'Kor (female Human).
    She is 272 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Lupar, 455 years after the fall of the
    Seleucarian Empire.
    She is ranked 666th in Achaea.
    She is an extremely credible character.
    She is not known for acts of infamy.
    She is a Citizen in Cyrene.
    She is considered to be approximately 75% of your might.
    She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
    Her warcry: 'For Cyrene.'
    She has taken the hand of Chronicler Roccabruna in marriage.
    See HONOURS DEEDS SHANDORA to view her 1 special honours.


    honours Nageek
    Tendril Nageek Veranius, of the Lady's Slipper (male Tsol'aa).
    He is 51 years old, having been born on the 18th of Scarlatan, 676 years after the fall of the
    Seleucarian Empire.
    He is ranked 743rd in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is a Freeman in Eleusis.
    He is considered to be approximately 40% of your might.
    He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
    His motto: 'Find something to live for and never let it go.'




  • RangorRangor
    I hope someone messages Sarathai too!
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  • VanVan

    2016/11/16 03:32:36 - Xuowroerdaei will now be known as Kafkaesque.

    2016/11/16 04:35:11 - Klitshock will now be known as Klitshok.

    2016/11/16 06:28:18 - Klinorious will now be known as Klitshock.

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