Memorable quotes

Valkyn

Seriously? Also missed out on 10 credits because it was 11:45 on a monday morning when the hunt was on on top of missing out on part of the hunt?  C'mon @Tecton think of the non-Americans.

Klendathu

Valkyn said:

Seriously? Also missed out on 10 credits because it was 11:45 on a monday morning when the hunt was on on top of missing out on part of the hunt?  C'mon @Tecton think of the non-Americans.

Tecton's an Aussie...

Valkyn

Klendathu said:

Valkyn said:

Seriously? Also missed out on 10 credits because it was 11:45 on a monday morning when the hunt was on on top of missing out on part of the hunt?  C'mon @Tecton think of the non-Americans.

Tecton's an Aussie...

Which means he should have considered that!

Dairon

Having reread the announcement post, I realize that it actually did say ~23:00 instead of spot on 23:00 GMT. I appreciate and thank all the effort and hard work the garden has been putting in, but I can't deny the sour taste in my mouth when I logged in a few minutes before 23:00 to an announcement saying one bag was left. But I guess I've got no one to blame but myself  

Kayeil

Murad exclaims, "I give you Relentless Stallions!"

      Forged from a blued alloy of the finest steel and bronze, this blade exhibits a soft curve along its length, accentuated by a double groove carved into the metal. The thick tang is encased by a grip of grey silk in an intricate double diamond pattern. Rounding off the grip is a pyramidal pommel fashioned from onyx, affording perfect balance to this masterfully crafted weapon.

It has 250 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 5 pounds.

It bears the distinctive mark of Kayeil.

You may use the following commands with this weapon:

Gamden Obuun says, "Sounds like a porno prop."

Skye

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "Whoo, and Skye wins the crown! Thank you to all the participants, and well done on your performances! Now go check out that silly castle place if you like, or visit Makesh for some unique wares that are only available for a limited time!"

Tharos walks in from ether.

You give Tharos, the Announcer of Delos a wild cheer!

The earth rumbles ominously as the voice of Artemis, the Great Wrath, booms across the firmament, "And the Tempest proves once again the strength of women! Well done, Miss Anchors. Your father must be so proud."

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos says, "Oh, er..."

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos peers at you unscrupulously.

Your entire body prickles and burns, softening to a warm embrace as the Great Wrath blesses you with Her highest regard for 1 Achaean month.

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos says, "You... are female."

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos says, "Right."

You say with a muddled Thalassian accent, "Yes."

Daeir peers at Tharos, the Announcer of Delos unscrupulously.

Daeir I'lithian says, "As if there was any doubt."

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos takes the crown in his hand and hastily crosses something out, and rapidly writes something else while glancing up nervously.

You blink.

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos gives the Foozling crown to you.

Thin paper, ill-suited to the task it has been given, is cut and connected in something that may resemble a crown, though the structural integrity is essentially non-existent. The once-red paper has been oddly and poorly coloured over with some sort of golden paint that is already showing signs of flaking away, giving the paper a speckled look. On the front, where the tips have been made larger for some unknown reason to stand above all others, are the words 'FOOZLING KING', written in a shaky hand, but the word 'king' has been hastily crossed out and replaced with a smaller and ill-placed QUEEN. Befitting the piece, a small smiley face has been drawn underneath the words.
It has 50 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos nods his head slowly, looking very wise.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Daeir claps half-heartedly.

You laughingly say with a muddled Thalassian accent, "Thank you."

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos exclaims, "Crafted with all the prowess I possess! Well done, Miss Skye, and well participated, Mister Daeir. And off I go, back to my Gardenly abuses!"

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos waves goodbye.

Tharos walks off to the ether.

Daeir I'lithian says, "Is it an actual crown?"

Daeir I'lithian says, "I wasn't aware one could scribble on a crown."

Daeir I'lithian says, "An actual crown, at least."

You display the Foozling crown for all in the room to see.

Daeir stares blandly at the crown in your hands for a long moment.

You shout, "My thanks to You, m'Lady! Think he'll be more proud if the crown were gold though!"

Daeir I'lithian says, "I'm not sure what I expected."

You have acted: Skye puts the Foozling crown jauntily on her head.

Daeir shakes his head in evident disbelief.

You giggle happily.

*a bit later*

The Divine voice of Artemis echoes in your head, "You think a cheapskate like Tharos would give something of that value?"

You laughingly tell Artemis, "Probably not."

It's such a cute crown though hahaha

Morthif

Holy shit that's amazing. Tharos

Ryzeth

First Divine encounter. Of course, being Pandora, it's gotta be amusing... At least for some of us. 
Pandora pokes at Skarash urgently.
Pandora, Goddess of Mischief says, "PUPPY!"
Pandora, Goddess of Mischief says, "Wake up!"
Azhelyn gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Pandora, Goddess of Mischief says, "Stop napping in the street!"
You say in a calm voice, "Stabbing him might work."
You say in a calm voice, "Maybe a nice big -zap-."
You nod your head slowly, trying to wear your best wise look.
Pandora prods Skarash in the chest.
..
..
Skarash Azon's words quietly thrum through the air as he says, "Hhmmmm."
Skarash Azon's words quietly thrum through the air as he says, "Noooo no no snap."
Skarash Azon's words quietly thrum through the air as he says, "Erm zap."
Pandora, Goddess of Mischief says, "Awww."
Azhelyn grins mischievously at Skarash.
Pandora, Goddess of Mischief says, "I was just getting ready to try it too."
Pandora snaps Her fingers.
You say in a calm voice, "Better safe than sorry, I say. He's old, with a penchant for napping."
You nod your head in agreement.
Pandora, Goddess of Mischief says, "I guess I will have to settle for...."
Skarash sticks his tongue out and says, "Ack."
A look of confusion crosses Skarash's face as his skin turns greenish-grey and warts pop into place. When the transformation is complete, a toad resembling Skarash squats before you.
Skarash Azon croaks, "No no toad."
Pandora rolls on the floor, laughing.
Skarash wrinkles his nose and sniffs.
Azhelyn blinks.
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
Pandora, Goddess of Mischief says, "Puppytoad!"

Aegoth

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Sarathai

Aegoth said:

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The weight of your arguments clearly crushed the opposing viewpoints.

Klendathu

This _just_ happened:

4952h|97%, 5566m|100%, 100%e, 100%w ex|cdbk- 94% 16:18:52.786

You purchase 1 credit(s) at an average price of 5000 gold per credit.

Total gold spent: 5000

Shame there was only 1!

Aesi

Klendathu said:

This _just_ happened:

4952h|97%, 5566m|100%, 100%e, 100%w ex|cdbk- 94% 16:18:52.786

You purchase 1 credit(s) at an average price of 5000 gold per credit.

Total gold spent: 5000

Shame there was only 1!

Nobody likes a Bigfoot hoax

Valkyn

A voice at great distance yells, "... Charybdis, ... invoke ... drink to ... Clementius!"

I feel like this might please a few people.

Gamden

@Kayeil says in a silvery, elegant voice, "We were financially sound, got married, now I'm in massive debt and you've got a gambling addiction via lotteries."

Yup its going GREAT!!

Valkyn

Isn't that how marriage is supposed to work? (have you got 5.5 kids yet? I think that's the Achaean norm)

Kayeil

Valkyn said:

Isn't that how marriage is supposed to work? (have you got 5.5 kids yet? I think that's the Achaean norm)

None so far, not sure if we'll plan to later or not.  

Valkyn

Wait, what, don't you understand how achaea works? You're supposed to bloodline fifteen kids (sixteen different races, one part humgii), three of them will be 2, 3 and 5 months apart, and another two of them will have been born twelve years before you set eyes on one another.

Valkyn

A voice at great distance yells, "... sea pain ... a woman ..."

I feel like these have gotten better lately.

Asmodron

Lalalal enjoying my day fishing.


You cock back your arm and smoothly cast a line into the nearby water. You judge the cast at about
77 feet.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w e-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A marsh viper swims north.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A pale, ethereal lady walks arrogantly from the in.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Belladona, Queen of Vampires catches Taraus in a vice-like grip. She struggles weakly, the light in
her eyes dimming under that imperious glare.
Taraus has been slain by Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Taraus in red light.
A dusky grey Dardanic mare falls from Taraus's person.
A forest bat falls from Taraus's person.
A miniature mammoth calf falls from Taraus's person.
A filthy black cat falls from Taraus's person.
Laertes, the Libram falls from Taraus's person.
A dire bat falls from Taraus's person.
A giant white swan falls from Taraus's person.
A death adder falls from Taraus's person.
A group of 2 aurum flakes falls from Taraus's person.
A group of 2 plumbum flakes falls from Taraus's person.
A group of 2 bloodroot leaves falls from Taraus's person.
A group of 2 magnesium chips falls from Taraus's person.
A potash crystal falls from Taraus's person.
A potash crystal falls from Taraus's person.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Belladona, Queen of Vampires catches Taraus in a vice-like grip. She struggles weakly, the light in
her eyes dimming under that imperious glare.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A terrible, malevolent fury overtaking her noble features, Belladona, Queen of Vampires rips into
Taraus's flesh. Dark blood sprays over her upturned face and she closes her eyes, basking in the
agony of her suffering plaything.
Taraus has been slain by Belladona, Queen of Vampires.

< well shit....>

3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Belladona, Queen of Vampires gazes at you hypnotically, and your muscles stiffen in response. A
jewelled wrist flashes across your vision just before a slender fist makes contact with your throat.
1385h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You remove 1 bloodroot leaf, bringing the total in the Rift to 405.
1385h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You eat a bloodroot leaf.
Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
1385h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You take a drink from an oaken vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
1966h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 243.
1966h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You eat some irid moss.
You feel your health and mana replenished.
2226h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
The aching, bitter cold of the grave settles into your bones as Belladona, Queen of Vampires catches
your arm in a vice-like grip. A wild power flashes in her eyes as she withdraws and you struggle
with faltering consciousness.
312h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You have a particularly intense shiver.
312h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w x-
You may eat another plant or mineral.
312h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w x-
You begin intense concentration to restore your equilibrium.
312h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w x-
A terrible, malevolent fury overtaking her noble features, Belladona, Queen of Vampires rips into
your flesh. Dark blood sprays over her upturned face and she closes her eyes, basking in the throes
of your agony.
You have been slain by Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
A brilliant rainbow skink falls out of your inventory.
All your golden sovereigns fall from your lifeless hands.
0h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You have recovered equilibrium.
0h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A shimmering apparition sinks beneath the surface of the waters.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You may drink another health or mana elixir.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Taraus tells you, "That was not deliberate."
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Kiet says, "Lol."
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Poised at the very peak of the firmament, the fiery sun casts its radiant gaze across the land.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Kiet says, "That too."
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You are dead, perhaps you should "Embrace Death".
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
The soul of Taraus says with a throaty, lyrical accent, "Son of a bitch."
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 2840m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Kiet says, "Did someone lure bella out."
0h, 2840m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A shimmering apparition steps forth from the shadows.
0h, 2840m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 2690m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You are dead, perhaps you should "Embrace Death".
0h, 2690m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Seeing her situation to be hopeless, Taraus embraces the cold clutches of death.
0h, 2690m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Xinna says, "Nah."
0h, 2690m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Direxi says, "That is a good idea though.."

Dairon

Artfully crafted with the bold image of a king cobra's gaping maw and flared hood carved into its surface, this vial is made of 

dark mahogany, polished to a smooth lustre. A band of gold caps the top, and tiny wells of the precious metal fill the slits of 

the cobra's eyes.

It has 43 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 4 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Ysvour, the hoarder (a denizen).

White warpaint sloshes about in it.

I've.. managed to make white warpaint?

Xinna

Asmodron said:

Lalalal enjoying my day fishing.


You cock back your arm and smoothly cast a line into the nearby water. You judge the cast at about
77 feet.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w e-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A marsh viper swims north.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A pale, ethereal lady walks arrogantly from the in.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Belladona, Queen of Vampires catches Taraus in a vice-like grip. She struggles weakly, the light in
her eyes dimming under that imperious glare.
Taraus has been slain by Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Taraus in red light.
A dusky grey Dardanic mare falls from Taraus's person.
A forest bat falls from Taraus's person.
A miniature mammoth calf falls from Taraus's person.
A filthy black cat falls from Taraus's person.
Laertes, the Libram falls from Taraus's person.
A dire bat falls from Taraus's person.
A giant white swan falls from Taraus's person.
A death adder falls from Taraus's person.
A group of 2 aurum flakes falls from Taraus's person.
A group of 2 plumbum flakes falls from Taraus's person.
A group of 2 bloodroot leaves falls from Taraus's person.
A group of 2 magnesium chips falls from Taraus's person.
A potash crystal falls from Taraus's person.
A potash crystal falls from Taraus's person.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Belladona, Queen of Vampires catches Taraus in a vice-like grip. She struggles weakly, the light in
her eyes dimming under that imperious glare.
3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A terrible, malevolent fury overtaking her noble features, Belladona, Queen of Vampires rips into
Taraus's flesh. Dark blood sprays over her upturned face and she closes her eyes, basking in the
agony of her suffering plaything.
Taraus has been slain by Belladona, Queen of Vampires.

< well shit....>

3260h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Belladona, Queen of Vampires gazes at you hypnotically, and your muscles stiffen in response. A
jewelled wrist flashes across your vision just before a slender fist makes contact with your throat.
1385h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You remove 1 bloodroot leaf, bringing the total in the Rift to 405.
1385h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You eat a bloodroot leaf.
Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
1385h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You take a drink from an oaken vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
1966h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 243.
1966h, 2880m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You eat some irid moss.
You feel your health and mana replenished.
2226h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
The aching, bitter cold of the grave settles into your bones as Belladona, Queen of Vampires catches
your arm in a vice-like grip. A wild power flashes in her eyes as she withdraws and you struggle
with faltering consciousness.
312h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You have a particularly intense shiver.
312h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w x-
You may eat another plant or mineral.
312h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w x-
You begin intense concentration to restore your equilibrium.
312h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w x-
A terrible, malevolent fury overtaking her noble features, Belladona, Queen of Vampires rips into
your flesh. Dark blood sprays over her upturned face and she closes her eyes, basking in the throes
of your agony.
You have been slain by Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
A brilliant rainbow skink falls out of your inventory.
All your golden sovereigns fall from your lifeless hands.
0h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You have recovered equilibrium.
0h, 3140m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A shimmering apparition sinks beneath the surface of the waters.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You may drink another health or mana elixir.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Taraus tells you, "That was not deliberate."
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Kiet says, "Lol."
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Poised at the very peak of the firmament, the fiery sun casts its radiant gaze across the land.
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Kiet says, "That too."
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You are dead, perhaps you should "Embrace Death".
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
The soul of Taraus says with a throaty, lyrical accent, "Son of a bitch."
0h, 2990m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 2840m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Kiet says, "Did someone lure bella out."
0h, 2840m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
A shimmering apparition steps forth from the shadows.
0h, 2840m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 2690m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
You are dead, perhaps you should "Embrace Death".
0h, 2690m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
Seeing her situation to be hopeless, Taraus embraces the cold clutches of death.
0h, 2690m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Xinna says, "Nah."
0h, 2690m, 15200e, 15200w ex-
(The Midnight Crew): Direxi says, "That is a good idea though.."

Lol. The background to this is Taraus and I were exploring some areas to try to prepare for the foozle, and she said she needed to practice navigating Bella's place better.

...then the deathsights.

Elowin

 Bella can track to ships. And you PKers can't.

#nerfbella

Tahquil

They were fishing in the fens. (there's an apparition you see entering the room).

Halos

Sarapis, the Logos says, "Tulahuar."
Sarapis is momentarily surrounded by a deep red nimbus.

Elowin

** Do Your Achaean Duty or the mhun gets it! http:. **

I tell you whut, I dun voted.

Morighan

You give a black onyx fountain a sound thumping with your blackjack.

You have slain a black onyx fountain, retrieving the corpse.

Alrighty then.

Deladan

Your caustic voice sizzles through the air, "DYAD."

The blazing tones of Merchant Rispok Thorngage, Indefatigable Lupine's voice 

scorches through the air, "Do You 'Ave to Do that?"
Your caustic voice sizzles through the air, "Yes."


I want new players, fresh blood. Reminding people to vote helps with that. 

Jovolo

It's not really IC tbf

Trey

There are better ways to do that than shouting.

Sylvaria

Jovolo said:

It's not really IC tbf

Didn't Sarapis give DYAD the seal of IC approval?