Memorable quotes

Kayeil

At great distance, Awakened Hirst da'Miras yells, "... I ... supply! ... happy.!"

huh. I thought he only supplied griefing.

Reiloch

(Ashtan): Klendathu says, "I've met the leader of the mushroom people, he's a real... wait for it... fungi."

Exelethril

That's one jacked up 8 year old kid.

Kasya

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "Hello Kasya."

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "Who is your love?"

You say, "What?"

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "I saw you appear with a look of love in your eyes."

You say, "Oh."

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "Who was that for!"

You say, "Anyone I have an earring with?"

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "Ohhh."

You say, "It gets weird when I have earrings with my grandfather and my uncle."

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "So, it's not like love, it's... appearing with a look of convenience in your eyes."


... Truth.

Austere

Kasya said:

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "Hello Kasya."

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "Who is your love?"

You say, "What?"

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "I saw you appear with a look of love in your eyes."

You say, "Oh."

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "Who was that for!"

You say, "Anyone I have an earring with?"

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "Ohhh."

You say, "It gets weird when I have earrings with my grandfather and my uncle."

Harbinger Aeriel, the Dragonling says, "So, it's not like love, it's... appearing with a look of convenience in your eyes."


... Truth.

No, it's definitely love.  Targ is lucky I am not much for pda. You should see Achilles and I behind closed doors. Throw in Morthif and it's just down right disgusting 

Tvistor

Witnessed from phase once, fresh fruit have never been the same since.

Aodfionn

Austere: gentleman by day, freak at knight

Halos

With a crazed whinny, a crazed kelpie rears up and stomps two hooves into the head and torso of Daeir.

Tesha utters a prayer and smites a slender selkie with a Raphaelan mace.
Throwing back his head, a slender selkie screams agonisingly.
A slender selkie exclaims, "Noooooooooooooooo!"

Daeir rips into a crazed kelpie with his massive, deadly claws.

Tesha utters a prayer and smites a slender selkie with a Raphaelan mace.
Throwing back his head, a slender selkie screams agonisingly.
A slender selkie exclaims, "Noooooooooooooooo!"

A slender selkie stares at Tesha with sadness as he punches her squarely in the jaw.

Daybreak Exemplar Tesha al Ashtad, Golden Justice says in a mellifluous voice, "Nooooo."

Lightning-quick, Ishai jabs a slender selkie with a sharp, Targossian scimitar.
Throwing back his head, a slender selkie screams agonisingly.
A slender selkie exclaims, "Noooooooooooooooo!"
Lightning-quick, Ishai jabs a slender selkie with a curved, savage scimitar.
Throwing back his head, a slender selkie screams agonisingly.
A slender selkie exclaims, "Noooooooooooooooo!"

A slender selkie gazes kindly at Tesha, causing her arms to drop to her sides.

Daybreak Exemplar Tesha al Ashtad, Golden Justice says in a mellifluous voice, "Noooooooo."

no means no, Tesha

Peak

"50 noes and one "yes" is still a yes."
-James Bond

Elowin

Wow, James Bond used to say some creepy shit, huh?

Datrius

Pretty sure that line is from a James Bond in robot chicken.

Kiet

James Bond is still pretty creepy tbh.

Peak

Watch Thunderball. He might as well have said it verbatim. 

Aesi

I know it's James Bond but all I hear is 

"Giggity!"

Jukilian

Aegoth Aristata, Stygian Spinner says, "Duanathar."
5288h 5861m 99% ex|cdbk 28.4% <>[Aegoth] - 01:54:55.797  
Aegoth stands up.
5288h 5861m 99% ex|cdbk 28.4% <>[Aegoth] - 01:54:55.803

That timing. 

Atalkez

That's why you should stand in your alias!

Atalkez

You may apply another salve to yourself.

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You are no longer stunned.

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[AFF]  ENTANGLED

[AFF]  PRONE

With a swift, practiced motion, an infernal wraith rends your flesh with one of his blades.

K'Talla, the undead vulture has been slain by an infernal wraith.

A group of 4 aurum flakes falls out of your inventory.

A group of 3 plumbum flakes falls out of your inventory.

I'm now an undead vulture. Legit.

Asmodron

--- Deer trail ------------------- 6:-2:0 ---
Sunset falls upon the arid landscape, the reddish light filtering across the horizon. A limestone
statue of a crouching warrior woman with her palms flat on the ground is here, set before a stunted
yew tree that has been split by a bolt of lightning. A man in travel stained clothing stands on the
side of the path here looking worse for the wear. Idly paddling his webbed feet, a crested newt
lingers here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, south, and northwest.
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shrine458882        a shrine of Artemis
wanderer27821       a wanderer
newt331637          a crested newt
Number of objects: 3

<A wanderer!! Khalas be praised!! I must meet this man>

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You give a wanderer a horrified gasp.
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greet wanderer
A wanderer says, "Well met Asmodron."
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You greet a wanderer with a sincere smile.
A wanderer says, "Greetings to you as well traveller. By any chance could you spare me a single gold
sovereign?"
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<A fellow wanderer in need. I shall surely help him on with his travel expenses>

give 50 gold to wanderer

You give 50 gold sovereigns to a wanderer.
A tangled mass of ropes and nooses drops down on Asmodron from the canopy above. The lines tighten
suddenly dragging Asmodron kicking and screaming through the underbrush to some unknown location.
You are moved by a wanderer.

A cluttered campsite (road).
Sunset falls upon the arid landscape, the reddish light filtering across the horizon. There are 5
bandits here.
You see a single exit leading north.
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A bandit lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
A bandit lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
A bandit lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
A bandit slips behind you and garrotes you with his whip.
A bandit lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
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You take a drink from a lapis lazuli vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
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You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 892.
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You eat some irid moss.
You feel your health and mana replenished.
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blink
You blink.

You bleed 78 health.
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A bandit lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
A bandit lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
A bandit lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
A bandit lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
A bandit pricks you twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
You stumble as your leg shrivels into a useless appendage.
You watch, in horror, as your arm shrivels up and becomes useless.
You cease to wield a worn pitted buckler.
Your left arm breaks with a loud crack.
Your right leg breaks with a loud crack.
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You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your right leg mend.
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There is no exit in that direction.
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You may apply another salve to yourself.
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You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your arms.
The bones in your left arm mend.
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Quit trying to confuse me.
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You may drink another health or mana elixir.
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You take a drink from a lapis lazuli vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
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There is no exit in that direction.
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put gold in pack
You may apply another salve to yourself.
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You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.
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You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 891.
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You eat some irid moss.
You feel your health and mana replenished.
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A bandit pricks you twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
A bandit pricks you twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
A bandit slips behind you and garrotes you with his whip.
A bandit pricks you twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
A bandit slips behind you and garrotes you with his whip.
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You remove 1 bloodroot leaf, bringing the total in the Rift to 187.
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You eat a bloodroot leaf.
Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
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You put 2333 gold sovereigns in a soft leather pack.
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You hold no "gold".

You may eat another plant or mineral.
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You hug yourself compassionately.
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What do you want to eat?
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You blink.
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There is no exit in that direction.
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You bleed 44 health.
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You remove 1 goldenseal root, bringing the total in the Rift to 326.
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You attempt to do a standing backflip, but merely stumble over your own feet.
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You eat a goldenseal root.
You aren't such a complete idiot anymore.
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You may drink another health or mana elixir.
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You take a drink from a lapis lazuli vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.

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A bandit slips behind you and garrotes you with his whip.
A bandit lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
You have been slain by a bandit.
A brilliant rainbow skink falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a midnight stag falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a great white stag falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a great white stag falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a great white stag falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a great white stag falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a white tailed doe falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of an alert deer falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of an alert deer falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of an alert deer falls out of your inventory.
A bandit grins slyly, reaches down, and takes a gold-trimmed ceramic vial from the corpse of
Asmodron.

Aesi

Asmodron said:

does he do the same thing if you don't give him 50x what he asks for?

Greys

Yeah, I regularly track down those bandits and the wanderer. They always pick on the novices.

Jeslyn

Ohhh I remember that wanderer fell for that awhile ago because I am too nice.

Krypton

It's a rite of passage. Definitely fell for the pity party when I was ~18. Happened to everyone in those days. I mean, he's practically a hop, skip, and a jump from Minia...

Sarathai

I just kill them when I'm passing through and remember they're there.

Atalkez

People actually die to those bandits?

Asmodron

ID       Type                      Location                            Status   
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341515   Logosmas                  The statue of Khalas the Wanderer   Full
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Thank you my lord ^^

But no seriously, thanks @Boosteya , you know me so well!

Sarathai

Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "Remember not tO embarrashs Yooour *hic* seldvesh with the foun *hic* thin!"

Evidently we should do as the new Speaker says.

Taraus

Best line from the CTF, when we were getting blown the fuck up by holos

(Party): Saeva says, "Its getting real aegothy in here."

Kandra

I was just clearing up my open notepads and found this fun moment.

You give a crate marked "live animal inside" to Lari.

You say in Cyrenese, "Love you."

Lari opens a crate marked "live animal inside".

Lari says in a mercurial voice, "It's a lelaphant."

Lari bounces up and down.

Lari bounces up and down.

Lari says in a mercurial voice, "Wait, does it eat things?"

You say in Cyrenese, "Nuts."

Lari stares implacably about herself.

Lari gives a crate marked "live animal inside" the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

Lari says in a mercurial voice, "So, name it Nuteater and sic it on people?"

Lari says in a mercurial voice, "Brand new bodyguard."

Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder.

Lari says in a mercurial voice, "Backup bodyguard."

You wipe the back of your hand across your head in relief as you mutter, "Whew."

Lari says in a mercurial voice, "Remotely backup."

Lari says in a mercurial voice, "Wait, do you eat nuts?"

Lari peers about herself unscrupulously.

"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.

You say in Cyrenese, "I..."

Lari says in a mercurial voice, "I RESCIND THE QUESTION."

Aepas

Saeva Aristata, Insid'atori says to you, "I made my own totem!"
Saeva Aristata, Insid'atori says to you, "I was propping it in the CTF!"
You say in a multifarious voice, "Isn't it wonderfully exciting."
You say in a multifarious voice, "I am indeed proud!"
You say in a multifarious voice, "That you would hold my job in my absence."
Saeva Aristata, Insid'atori says, "I'm pretty sure these runes are 100% wrong."
Saeva Aristata, Insid'atori says, "But I did it anyway."
You say in a multifarious voice, "Let me see it."
Saeva Aristata, Insid'atori says, "Nairat, wunjo, nairat, wunjo, fehu."

@Saeva This is why we lost the ctf.

Kiet

Gotta get that double transfix insomnia strip!