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  • ElowinElowin
    Lord Marshal Medi Dracrotalus says to you, "Get yourself killed going in solo and I will kill you again."
    A few minutes later....

    You follow Medi north to Central courtyard.
    Central courtyard.
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    --- Central courtyard ------------- 0:4:4 ---
    A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Dawn breaks across the 
    land, the sky and its sparse clouds lit in fiery hues by the rising sun. Stalwartly protecting the 
    courtyard from outside view, the immense walls of the fortress enclose this yard. Gravel crunches 
    noisily underfoot, scattered before the imposing gates leading to the training grounds. Dusky brown 
    stains are interspersed across the grey stone, proof of the intensity of the training experienced 
    here. Crowning the walls of the fortress, painted in sharp relief against the sky, are the guard 
    towers of the citadel. Each spire pierces the firmament, housing sentries that keep an eternal vigil,
     watching for disturbances both within and without. A rune shaped like a butterfly has been sketched 
    into the ground here (nairat: transfix). A rune like an open eye has been sketched into the ground 
    here (wunjo: cure blind). A Rajamalan woman has been nailed upon a ridged, blood-stained cross and 
    left to perish. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 beleaguered slaves here. 
    A stone fountain of dark fluid murmurs quietly. A dark granite statue of Lord Kaelin, of The 
    Maldaathi casts its forbidding shadow upon the area. A sewer grate looms darkly beneath your feet. A 
    fractured sliver of stone sits covered in viscous ooze. A fancy stocking has been hung here, 
    awaiting gifts. There are 4 lightwalls here. Snorting excitedly, a heavy horse stands here.
    You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and down.
    Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on the ground.
    Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

    Medi moves over to block the west exit.

    You begin trying to wrest your mind free of that which has transfixed it.
    Scanning the area for any sign of a threat, a large blue-grey falcon alights nearby.
    3502h, 3120m, 19663e, 15354w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.811s)
    3502h, 3120m, 19663e, 15354w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W
    An irresistible call draws you into an adjacent room.
    You lose purchase on a heavy horse.
    You are transfixed and cannot move.
    A ghostly apparition vanishes from sight to the ether.
    You try and fail to follow Lord Marshal Medi Dracrotalus.
    Ayafira and Crixos leave, following Medi to the ether.
    3502h, 3120m, 19663e, 15360w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W(vault horse426397)
    A large blue-grey falcon soars into the skies with effortless ease.
    3502h, 3120m, 19663e, 15360w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W
    You are transfixed and cannot do that. You must writhe to escape.
    3502h, 3120m, 19663e, 15360w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W
    You continue trying to wrest your mind free.
    3502h, 3120m, 19663e, 15360w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W
    Ainly's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Ainly moves over to block the west exit.
    3502h, 3120m, 19663e, 15360w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W
    Ainly takes a long drag off his pipe.
    3502h, 3120m, 19663e, 15360w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W
    You continue trying to wrest your mind free.
    3502h, 3120m, 19673e, 15360w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W
    An irresistible call draws you into an adjacent room.
    You are transfixed and cannot move.
    Ainly wanders away, beckoned by an unseen power.
    3502h, 3120m, 19673e, 15360w [transf] 2%  -  no line out D|E|N|NE|NW|S|SE|SW|W
    (vault horse426397)
    The brief flash of a Shornwall defender's blade has punctuated Crixos's last breath upon the 
    hallowed ground of Targossas.
    Crixos suddenly perishes, brought to a swift death by a Riverwall bow-maiden.
    The brief flash of a Shornwall defender's blade has punctuated Ainly's last breath upon the hallowed ground of Targossas.

    (The Midnight Crew): Medi says, "Lmao okay."

    (The Midnight Crew): Medi says, "That was p funny."

    Ainly has been slain by the might of a Naxian mistweaver.
    ...Welp.


  • KafzielKafziel
    Rally point.
    spam stuff here
    You see exits leading south, southwest, and west.
    7127|100 5944|91 90 99 cexkdbs-  00:43:47.220(+135m, 2.1%)
    The guardian angel rises above you and begins to spin slowly.
    Taraus's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals her blindness.
    Taraus's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Taraus's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Taraus's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Crixos's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Crixos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Crixos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Crixos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Ayafira and Crixos arrives, following Medi from the ether.
    Medi's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Medi's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Medi's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Medi's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    [here - Taraus, Ayafira, Crixos and Medi (4)]

    Pretty good beckon, his angel is here but he's not
  • KietKiet
    Was that intentional bug or accident?
  • AustereAustere Tennessee
    Looks intended to me.  I suggest you classlead it, if you think that it's too strong.






    (I bugged it. Terrible way to end a fresh raid.  Really didn't want to just not use beckon the entire time, and I had no clue what caused it.  I still laughed my ass off. Sorry Mdor)
  • KietKiet
    I was asking if the bug was abused on purpose or not, not whether it was intentionally in the game (bugs can't by definition be that)!
  • KietKiet
    edited December 2015
    ?? The name was cut out, so it's not like it'd put anyone in the spotlight. People have posted 'lol this guy's about to get shrubbed' stuff before on these very forums! Give me a break for wanting to know if it was as funny as it looked.
  • TarazaTaraza
    How to make me seriously laugh while I am at work: 

    Mephaos has entered the area.
    5012h, 5435m, 21685e, 26140w cexkdb-(-75m, 1.3%) 
    Mephaos succumbs to fatal wounds struck by a Blackstone swordsman's expert bladework.
    5012h, 5421m, 21685e, 26137w cexkdb-(-14m, 0.2%) fullsense
    You seek out all mental presences within your reach:
    You sense Naliah at Rally point.                            (40513)
    You sense Amik at The Targossian barracks.                  (40392)
    You sense Halos at The alcove of Sacrifice.                 (40415)
    You sense Kaiu at The Salvaged Spirit.                      (40042)
    You sense Erirra at The Salvaged Spirit.                    (40042)
    You sense Mephaos at Gateway to Targossas.                  (40508)
    5012h, 5206m, 21685e, 26100w cxkdb-(-215m, 3.6%) (sip mana)
    You take a drink from a birchwood vial.
    Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
    5012h, 5992m, 21685e, 26100w cxkdb-(+786m, 13.1%) 
    Mephaos succumbs to fatal wounds struck by a Blackstone swordsman's expert bladework.
    5012h, 5992m, 21685e, 26100w cxkdb-
    An unnerving hum rises in your mind as Ilona'neron, the Colossus ruthlessly tears the life from 
    Mephaos.

    -Little later-

    Hunter Mephaos Crescent's Herculean voice booms, "And that is living proof that Jinsun cannot truly 
    fight, 1 on 1. He requires the use of his City guards to win any fight."

    -What? -

    You tell Mephaos, "Actually he used Targossas's guards."

    Mephaos tells you, "I see."
    image



  • MorthifMorthif
    edited December 2015
    Tesha saw a bug with her angel so I tried mine and it was fine. 2 hours of sailing later I dock and earring into Mhalfor. 2 mins later that happened. So we apologized and left. Sounds like legit bug abuse to me.
  • KietKiet
    No one's accusing you bro. Honest question with no ulterior motives. Thanks for the explanation, though!
  • ElowinElowin
    We all had a good laugh about it together, on both sides. No harm done or meant!
  • AustereAustere Tennessee
    Elowin said:
    We all had a good laugh about it together, on both sides. No harm done or meant!
    Lots of harm was done. 

    1. I spammed out pt with "beckon". Now I can no longer say that I have never used guards. 

    2. It ruined our raid.  We left pretty much the second it happened, for fear of doing it twice.  I wouldn't fight with that as a possibility on either side. 

    3. It kinda killed Mhaldor's drive for the night.  I defiled a few more times and didn't get a single response, even though I was solo.  Enemy moral matters too!(hindsight: remove veil)
  • MorthifMorthif
    I also ate a death not thinking I brought enemies into the city
  • ElowinElowin
    T'was an accident. Life is too short to give a shit about accidental bug usage and/or loss if .01% XP in a text game.
  • KietKiet
    edited December 2015
    A guardhouse (indoors).
    A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 knights of the Maldaathi here. A nebulous water weird is here. A crystalline golem stands here. A sonic portal, edges vibrating madly, is here. Aegoth Aristata, the Holocaust King is here. His features are obscured by a mask of lifevision. He wields a disfigured staff of kindled birch in his left hand and a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself.
    You see a single exit leading east.

    "Ok!" you exclaim.

    Scrim's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Scrim's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Scrim's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Scrim's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Florentino's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Florentino's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Florentino's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Florentino's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Deladan's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mephaos's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Mephaos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mephaos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mephaos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Miriew's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Miriew's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Miriew's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Miriew's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan, Florentino, Mephaos, Miriew, and Scrim arrives, following Rangor from the ether.
    Rangor's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Rangor's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Rangor's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Rangor's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.


    - 2015/12/23 20:55:23 - Miriew has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:29 - Miriew has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Commandant Chiam Nithilar.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:30 - Rangor has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Sir Tirac Savril, Champion of the Blade.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:36 - Rangor falls to the arrows of Cresil Aristata, Stygian Spinner.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:38 - Scrim has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:38 - Deladan has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

    That was totally not our plan (and it wasn't their portal) but I'll take it.



  • DeladanDeladan
    Kiet said:
    A guardhouse (indoors).
    A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 knights of the Maldaathi here. A nebulous water weird is here. A crystalline golem stands here. A sonic portal, edges vibrating madly, is here. Aegoth Aristata, the Holocaust King is here. His features are obscured by a mask of lifevision. He wields a disfigured staff of kindled birch in his left hand and a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself.
    You see a single exit leading east.

    "Ok!" you exclaim.

    Scrim's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Scrim's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Scrim's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Scrim's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Florentino's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Florentino's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Florentino's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Florentino's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Deladan's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mephaos's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Mephaos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mephaos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mephaos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Miriew's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Miriew's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Miriew's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Miriew's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan, Florentino, Mephaos, Miriew, and Scrim arrives, following Rangor from the ether.
    Rangor's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Rangor's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Rangor's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Rangor's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.


    - 2015/12/23 20:55:23 - Miriew has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:29 - Miriew has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Commandant Chiam Nithilar.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:30 - Rangor has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Sir Tirac Savril, Champion of the Blade.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:36 - Rangor falls to the arrows of Cresil Aristata, Stygian Spinner.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:38 - Scrim has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:38 - Deladan has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

    That was totally not our plan but I'll take it.



    Totally not ours either... 

  • KietKiet
    Yeah, I should clarify! That wasn't theirs, that's why it's funny.
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    In the middle of trying to re-imagine a design...

    You tell Amarisse, Secretary of the Crafting Council, "If you don't mind speaking this way, I admit am a little confused. I have a design that is a circlet of kelp of water lilies, and there is even a public design of tree branches and such. Is there simply no way plants are allowed, any longer?"

    The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives. 
    "Far better to give than to receive!" Ironbeard the Magnanimous declares, smiling, giftbag in hand. "For you, Melodie, and none other. No, really!"
    Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a giftbag!

    You blink.

    You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Oh."

    You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Well goodness."

    You thank Ironbeard the Magnanimous profusely.
    Ironbeard the Magnanimous exclaims, "No nEed ttO hhank meEe! Thank the Gocsh for Thheir gift of life!"

    With a sudden look of concentration, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smiles a crooked smile, rubs his ample stomach, and fades to nothingness, followed by the sound of a distant belch.

    Viceroy Ainly Sar'vet says in Mhaldorian in a deep voice, "Scared the shit out of me."

    Viceroy Ainly Sar'vet says in Mhaldorian in a deep voice, "Drunk bastard."

    You laughingly say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Me too."

    You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "I thought I was gonna die."

    Ainly attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

    The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
    A broad smile breaks across the face of Ironbeard the Magnanimous as he declares, "Why so sour, Ainly?" He guffaws heartily, then hiccups. "Here's a little something to take that scowl from your face."

    You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "I had just asked Amarisse something, so I was worried a God was going to give me a better evil eye than ..."

    You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

    Ainly attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

    Viceroy Ainly Sar'vet says in Mhaldorian in a deep voice, "Haha."

    You give Ironbeard the Magnanimous a wild cheer!

    With a sudden look of concentration, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smiles a crooked smile, rubs his ample stomach, and fades to nothingness, followed by the sound of a distant belch.

    "Thanks!" Ainly says.

    Achaea's Logosmas version of punk'd. :chuffed: 
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • RangorRangor
    Kiet said:
    A guardhouse (indoors).
    A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 knights of the Maldaathi here. A nebulous water weird is here. A crystalline golem stands here. A sonic portal, edges vibrating madly, is here. Aegoth Aristata, the Holocaust King is here. His features are obscured by a mask of lifevision. He wields a disfigured staff of kindled birch in his left hand and a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself.
    You see a single exit leading east.

    "Ok!" you exclaim.

    Scrim's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Scrim's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Scrim's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Scrim's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Florentino's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Florentino's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Florentino's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Florentino's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Deladan's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mephaos's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Mephaos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mephaos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mephaos's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Miriew's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Miriew's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Miriew's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Miriew's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Deladan, Florentino, Mephaos, Miriew, and Scrim arrives, following Rangor from the ether.
    Rangor's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Rangor's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Rangor's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Rangor's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.


    - 2015/12/23 20:55:23 - Miriew has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:29 - Miriew has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Commandant Chiam Nithilar.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:30 - Rangor has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Sir Tirac Savril, Champion of the Blade.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:36 - Rangor falls to the arrows of Cresil Aristata, Stygian Spinner.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:38 - Scrim has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.
    - 2015/12/23 20:55:38 - Deladan has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

    That was totally not our plan (and it wasn't their portal) but I'll take it.



    Almost had you.
    image
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo Domingo
    @Melodie Did Amarisse get back to you at all on that question? I am suddenly interested as well in the answer.

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    Nope! I sent a letter though, am waiting.
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • TarausTaraus The Gypsy Wind
    Exelethril said:
    obstinate
      I don't think that word means what you think it means, otherwise that sentence is kind of weird.

    Maybe you meant insubordinate? idk

  • TreyTrey
    That would make even less sense. I think he meant something along the lines of asinine, but he'd still be wrong.

  • ExelethrilExelethril
    I know exactly what it means :tongue: Kiet's repeated question was rather persistent in nature.

    My england is very gud, tanka u very much.

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  • TreyTrey
    Apparently it isn't as good as you think it is!

  • TarausTaraus The Gypsy Wind
    But... that's not... he didn't.. you're...

    Sigh.

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