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  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    Its saw grasses haunted by the grotesque and heavily laden with remains, a massive tangle of hemic sargassum floats atop the ocean's waves.


    ..waaaait, Hemic Sargassum..
    -few minutes of googling-

    MEDICAL SEAWEED!
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • 2015/05/15 05:06:03 - Spoony will now be known as Boink.
    I.. what?
  • Ever since they removed most of the restrictions on names, names have been unforgivably stupid.

  • JeslynJeslyn United States
    Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the Crossing (male Horkval).
    Something has gone wrong.
    There is no such person, I'm afraid.
    (svo): Jhui doesn't exist anymore, deleted them.
      8813h (103%), 7274m (92%), 27693e (73%), 24404w (77%) cdbk|x (23:20:12.608)- 50.9%  
    |||||||||||||||||||||||   [ 0 ] ( 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,) (+231m, 2.9%)

    RIP.
    Must be a game error! He looks alive and well!
  • edited May 2015
    Jeslyn said:
    Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the Crossing (male Horkval).
    Something has gone wrong.
    There is no such person, I'm afraid.
    (svo): Jhui doesn't exist anymore, deleted them.
      8813h (103%), 7274m (92%), 27693e (73%), 24404w (77%) cdbk|x (23:20:12.608)- 50.9%  
    |||||||||||||||||||||||   [ 0 ] ( 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,) (+231m, 2.9%)

    RIP.
    Must be a game error! He looks alive and well!
    This is literally all I could think just now..

  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    The call of a warhorn sounds out as Jhui issues a challenge to Deladan.

    Deladan has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Jhui.
    Ouch. Awkward world message is awkward.

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • I saw The challenge to mortal combat issued by Jhui has expired. I was writing about the presentation layer when he challenged me. 

  • Incidentally, I'm selling the only other full set I know about.

  • If I could afford it I'd get it. being a college student sucks. (Yes I'm still in college even though I already got my associates degree, I'm going for my bachelor's.) 

  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    A shrill wind blows you east.
    Base of a massive landslide (indoors).
    The air crackles with frost as a sinuous windviper glides to and fro. Threatening all who come near is a monstrous crystal spider. Frost swirls around the terrifying form of an ethereal wraith.
    You see exits leading north, northeast, southwest, and west.
    7383h|87%h,7690m|99%m,100%e,97%w,72.6%,x|cdbk(N|NE|SW|W)[100%]-13:18:11.579

    A glacial windviper opens his gaping mouth, exhaling an icy blast at you.
    A monstrous crystal spider hurls itself through the air at you, pinning you beneath its heavy body and piercing your flesh in multiple locations.
    A frost wraith flings his arms outward and tilts his head skyward as he bellows a horrific scream, filling your mind with dread and knocking you from your feet.
    4464h|53%h,7690m|99%m,100%e,97%w,72.6%,x|cdbk(N|NE|SW|W)[100%]-13:18:11.718(-2919h, 34.8%) 



    NOPENOPENOPE
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    edited May 2015
    Chatting with a potential convert, whose name is dubbed with the name "Bob" to protect the not-so-innocent.

    Bob tells you, "Dreadlord Ruth."

    You tell Bob, "Ahh indeed. Hopefully she will be present before too long then."

    Bob tells you, "Hehe, I hope so! I'm trying to be patient but it's quite hard!"

    Bob happily tells you, "In the mean time I'll just offer up some corpses to Sartan."

    You just received message #7584 from Ruth.

    :scream: 
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • Greys said:
    The call of a warhorn sounds out as Jhui issues a challenge to Aelios.
    Aelios has accepted the challenge to mortal combat issued by Jhui.

    All I heard in my head was:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
    Should set up a Mudlet trigger to start playing that when the warhorn is used.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • Greys said:
    The call of a warhorn sounds out as Jhui issues a challenge to Aelios.
    Aelios has accepted the challenge to mortal combat issued by Jhui.

    All I heard in my head was:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA


  • Santar said:
    The date must be as follows:  mm/dd/yyyy hh

       mm    - is the numeric month, such as 1 or 10. Must be 1 through 12.
       dd    - is the day of the month, from 1 to 31, depending on the month.
       yyyy  - is the year, all four characters, 1991 - 2019.

    What happens in 5 years? Are we going to have a y2k20 fiasco?




    newyears eve 2019-2020 we will all have to mourn the coming end of the world.
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  • Rangor said:
    Santar said:
    The date must be as follows:  mm/dd/yyyy hh

       mm    - is the numeric month, such as 1 or 10. Must be 1 through 12.
       dd    - is the day of the month, from 1 to 31, depending on the month.
       yyyy  - is the year, all four characters, 1991 - 2019.

    What happens in 5 years? Are we going to have a y2k20 fiasco?




    newyears eve 2019-2020 we will all have to mourn the coming end of the world.
    Again :anguished: 
  • AktillumAktillum Philippines
    edited May 2015
    Background: The CIJ has an "advancement" program that I shamelessly stole from @Kyrra / Vastar's Order, where you earn points towards HR5 - HR9 advancement based on various tasks.

    You told Person: And I'm glad to see the advancement points finally being put to use, I made
    that file like years ago.

    Person told You: xxxxx and I have been prodding each other.. he told me I couldn't have uh..
    well, no sex until HR6.. and now he's upped the stakes to HR10..

    You told Person: Wow!

    You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while you are out of the land.

    I literally had to QQ so I didn't throw my keyboard at the wall. Some things I couldn't give two shits less about, your desire to advance based on your need for mudsex being one of them. Lol.

  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    Aktillum said:
    Background: The CIJ has an "advancement" program that I shamelessly stole from @Kyrra / Vastar's Order, where you earn points towards HR5 - HR9 advancement based on various tasks...

    A rumbling voice echoed by thunder intones, "Your ideas did not go uncredited, My Farethi, but I wished to wait until I could do this while you were here. You were paramount in the forming of the advancement system. Thank you."


    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • Aktillum said:
    <stuff>
    Worst part about this, is I think I have an absolute idea as to who you're talking about :anguished:
    Gonna go stare at the wall for a bit.

  • Thanks, @Siyad

    clan switch rifttalk
    Your current clan will now be the 'The Interdimensional Rift' clan.
    clan dues
    You owe -2147383725 sovereigns to this clan.
  • Adaele said:
    Jeslyn said:
    Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the Crossing (male Horkval).
    Something has gone wrong.
    There is no such person, I'm afraid.
    (svo): Jhui doesn't exist anymore, deleted them.
      8813h (103%), 7274m (92%), 27693e (73%), 24404w (77%) cdbk|x (23:20:12.608)- 50.9%  
    |||||||||||||||||||||||   [ 0 ] ( 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,) (+231m, 2.9%)

    RIP.
    Must be a game error! He looks alive and well!
    This is literally all I could think just now..

    He is a (holo)bombing errorist.

    [spoiler]I'll show myself out now :frown:  [/spoiler]

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  • AthelasAthelas Cape Town South Africa
    I've been holding on to this one for some time now. Had the perfect oppertunity to use it last month and didn't miss a beat :)

    you say, "Now I'm really going to have to learn how to fight. His arse is grass and I'm going to MORPH SHEEP!"

  • So you're going to eat his ass?  :o
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