Beds are not saferooms: they are private rooms. Beds do not grant immunity from
all long-distance attacks. Kai choke is not stopped by beds or being in a
bedroom. Puppetry/vodun abilities that are attacks are mostly effective into
bedrooms.
lol'd
So this is what happens when people forget the safe word....
or the safe word is in norwegian
Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
From a now-fixed bug that made it possible for a level 5 newb to kill the Grandmaster, Yudhi, Oberion, etc.
You are level 5 (Achaean) and 0% of the way to the next level.
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You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at the Grandmaster of the Quisalis. You connect! The Grandmaster of the Quisalis lets out a shrill, maniacal cackle before disappearing in a swirl of her cloak. You have slain the Grandmaster of the Quisalis, retrieving the corpse. *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Reach Level 10 task! *** Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 32. Congratulations! You have earned the rank of journeyman in your class. You may now train to FABLED in your class skills. You have reached the illustrious level of Intrepid. You have received 45 Bound Credits! *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Find Miba Village task! *** [Tip]: You'll have to move manually to Beku's hut from here. Follow the road NORTHWEST, then NORTH to get to your destination. *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Head to the Chieftain's Hut task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Confront Beku, the Pygmy Chieftain task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Pixie Queen or the Imp Lord task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Kobold King or the Pygmy Cook task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Constable Beck or Blaan the Troll task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Hunter Ealeo or Guardian Niluint task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Interrogate Beku, the Pygmy Chieftain task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Confront Rimba, the Pygmy Priest task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Escape to the Ring of Portals task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Report your findings to Nima de Vermiis in Ashtan task! *** A mountainous pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.
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You are level 32 (Intrepid) and 19% of the way to the next level.
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Lupar, 664 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire. He has endured the machinations of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.
From a now-fixed bug that made it possible for a level 5 newb to kill the Grandmaster, Yudhi, Oberion, etc.
You are level 5 (Achaean) and 0% of the way to the next level.
---
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at the Grandmaster of the Quisalis. You connect! The Grandmaster of the Quisalis lets out a shrill, maniacal cackle before disappearing in a swirl of her cloak. You have slain the Grandmaster of the Quisalis, retrieving the corpse. *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Reach Level 10 task! *** Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 32. Congratulations! You have earned the rank of journeyman in your class. You may now train to FABLED in your class skills. You have reached the illustrious level of Intrepid. You have received 45 Bound Credits! *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Find Miba Village task! *** [Tip]: You'll have to move manually to Beku's hut from here. Follow the road NORTHWEST, then NORTH to get to your destination. *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Head to the Chieftain's Hut task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Confront Beku, the Pygmy Chieftain task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Pixie Queen or the Imp Lord task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Kobold King or the Pygmy Cook task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Constable Beck or Blaan the Troll task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Hunter Ealeo or Guardian Niluint task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Interrogate Beku, the Pygmy Chieftain task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Confront Rimba, the Pygmy Priest task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Escape to the Ring of Portals task! *** *** Congratulations, you've just completed the Report your findings to Nima de Vermiis in Ashtan task! *** A mountainous pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.
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You are level 32 (Intrepid) and 19% of the way to the next level.
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Lupar, 664 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire. He has endured the machinations of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.
powerlevelling by just kicking. But you could try to roundhouse kick some divine being to see if you can beat Penwize. Chuck Norris style.
2015/01/12
Tecton, the Terraformer has bestowed His divine favour upon you. It will last for approximately 1 Achaean month.
Greys's voice quietly thrums in your mind as he tells you, "How is your crew holding up?"
With a low groan, a shipmate sinks to his knees and bends to rest his flushed forehead on the deck, seeking a cooler temperature.
You wearily tell Greys, "Not good. Feverish."
Greys's voice quietly thrums in your mind as he tells you, "If I may send some things for them?"
You weakly tell Greys, "I don't know what they can keep down, but if you think it'll help, thanks."
Greys's voice quietly thrums in your mind as he tells you, "Oh it wasn't food though I can send that as well."
A dove comes flying into the room, deposits a letter into your hands, warbles cheerfully, and flies away.
You see that the letter contains a lacquered wooden music box, a golden music scroll, a crimson
music scroll, an indigo music scroll, and a strand of Targossian prayer beads.
You read what is written on a silver-embossed letter:
Dear Skye,
I know it is a hard thing for your crew. A noble sacrifice so that many others are prevented from harm. The Righteous Fire Himself has given His life to safeguard others. I know you have no interest in any sermonizing just know I will pray for your crew both to the Righteous Fire to accept the sacrifice made and to the Lightbringer to grant them Her grace andstrength. I will be sending another package soon but I hope these items help the crew.
@Skye Hey, I was on the crew that helped bring the apothecary over. I'm tackling the problem from both sides!
I still find it funny that Raem, Sunny, myself and Aurielle are all fine, even though Sunny's crew got sick.
- (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place." - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely." - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")." - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish." - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
- 2015/05/11 23:48:33 - Siduri says, "Blessed be, Targossians. We gather today to reflect upon Their sacrifices, and to remember that each of us must each be ready to follow Their example."
- 2015/05/11 23:48:48 - Siduri says, "O Blessed Lightbringer."
- 2015/05/11 23:48:56 - Siduri says, "O Holy Fire."
- 2015/05/11 23:49:06 - Siduri says, "Let us remember Sacrifice."
- 2015/05/11 23:49:17 - Siduri says, "Creation must be preserved."
- 2015/05/11 23:49:26 - Siduri says, "Good must triumph in our world."
- 2015/05/11 23:49:42 - Siduri says, "No matter the cost, we must be willing to pay it."
- 2015/05/11 23:49:57 - Siduri says, "No matter the hardship, we must endure it."
- 2015/05/11 23:50:07 - Siduri says, "No matter the loss, we must make Creation whole."
- 2015/05/11 23:50:20 - Siduri says, "The Bloodsworn have shown time and again that They would sacrifice Themselves in order to ensure that the aims of Good are made manifest upon Creation."
- 2015/05/11 23:50:36 - Siduri says, "So too shall Their servants be gifted with the same zeal and fervour, born of love for this world, be willing to do whatever is necessary to ensure Their vision is realised."
- 2015/05/11 23:50:56 - Siduri says, "The path of the righteous is not an easy one."
- 2015/05/11 23:51:04 - Siduri says, "But it is the right one."
- 2015/05/11 23:51:11 - Siduri says, "Let us embody Their sacrifice."
- 2015/05/11 23:51:20 - Siduri says, "For lo, we shall bear any burden!"
- 2015/05/11 23:51:31 - Siduri says, "With reverent obedience and joy for our work, we shall rise to any challenge!"
- 2015/05/11 23:51:48 - Siduri says, "And we shall hold nothing more precious than the aims of Good itself!"
- 2015/05/11 23:51:58 - Siduri says, "There is no price we shall not pay for Purity."
- 2015/05/11 23:52:05 - Siduri says, "So mote it be."
- 2015/05/11 23:52:13 - Lavakhi says, "So mote it be."
--snip-- SPOT THE SARGASSUM, CALL PEOPLE
--snip--I'M UNARMED! LETS RAM IT!
The crew cease rowing and bring the ship to a gradual stop to prevent it from colliding with something in that direction.
(Oh fudge, oh fudge)
--Valkyrie arrives, snip snip, it shoots while I block--
With gurgling groans, the bodies from a florid tangle of hemic sargassum rise up and batter and claw at the hull of the ship.
A heavy wooden shaft streaks from "The Valkyrie" toward a florid tangle of hemic sargassum, burying itself deeply in its side.
A florid tangle of hemic sargassum surrounds the ship, threatening to pull it into the depths of the sea.
Leaving the stench of death in its wake, the great tangle of sargassum is drug away by the currents.
With gurgling groans, the bodies from a florid tangle of hemic sargassum rise up and batter and claw at the hull of the ship.
--TLS Inexorable arrives--
An emergency signal pierces your consciousness.
*** The ship is sinking! It is far too late to attempt repairs! Abandon ship! ***
Your ship, CTS Odyssey, has been sunk.
Leaving the stench of death in its wake, the great tangle of sargassum is drug away by the currents.
- 2015/05/12 00:33:43 - Siduri says, "The sacrifice of the Odyssey's crew will not be forgotten."
- 2015/05/12 00:34:40 - Kasya says, "No, it will not."
You call out "Fire!" and release the mechanism on an onager. A mass of sharp pieces of metal and wood fly out from "TLS Inexorable" and rain destruction on a florid tangle of hemic sargassum. A florid tangle of hemic sargassum has been slain by your crew, and its corpse sinks rapidly into the ocean depths.
Your sacrifice will be remembered.
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
You call out "Fire!" and release the mechanism on an onager. A mass of sharp pieces of metal and wood fly out from "TLS Inexorable" and rain destruction on a florid tangle of hemic sargassum. A florid tangle of hemic sargassum has been slain by your crew, and its corpse sinks rapidly into the ocean depths.
If somebody didn't provide a "Hello beastie" line when you spotted it I will be disappointed.
- (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place." - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely." - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")." - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish." - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Treetop watch post. Filling the firmament is a lattice of heavy grey clouds. Dense sugar and red maples huddle together tightly, their pointed leaves rustling gently in occasional gusts of wind. At various heights small patches of greenery are pruned away, their sharp, angular edges framing the circular lookout points. Several guards are posted here, viewing the leafy, picturesque scenes through each twiggy porthole, while monitoring movement in and out of Eleusis. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 5 earthen elementalists here. Imposing in stature, a woodland moose towers with noble dominance. Flapping its massive wings, a dire bat flies overhead. A graceful Pillar of the Moon has been erected here. You see exits leading northwest and in (closed door). 4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb- The sky above you opens up some, leaving only partial cloud cover. 4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb- Amranu descends from above. 4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb- Amranu's aura of weapons rebounding disappears. A deathly calm descends upon your surroundings as Amranu draws himself up regally, eyes gleaming with murderous intent. 4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb- With a dismissive snort, Amranu resumes a casual posture. Amranu takes a long drag off his pipe. 4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb- A deathly calm descends upon your surroundings as Amranu draws himself up regally, eyes gleaming with murderous intent. 4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb- In a single, sinuous motion, Amranu manoeuvres his imposing form to encircle your feet, fixing you with a penetrating gaze as his tremendous jaws open wide. 4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb- Before you can react, Amranu strikes downward, bringing his massive jaws together with a powerful snap. Searing pain encumbers every sense in your body as his teeth sink into your chest and tear upward, ruthlessly ripping your head from the flesh of your shoulders. The bounty on your head placed by the City of Hashan has been completed. You just received message #3874 from Achaea. You have been slain by Amranu. 0h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w ex- Amranu takes a long drag off his pipe. 0h, 6710m, 20400e, 29380w ex- [ INFO ] - [ INFO ] - Socket got disconnected. The remote host closed the connection [ INFO ] - connection time: 01:22:38.501
The story of how @Amranu gets enemied to Eleusis for completing a bounty on a totally AFK Aktillum, seconds before his timeout goes through. Lulz all around (srsly I lol'd when I came back)
The unmistakable bark of an Executive Officer rings out, "Try the Tears, if we catch them there we can really give them something to cry about."
The dice each cease their rolling with a rattle, one in each eye and the third clasped in the skull's mouth. They show 6, 6, and 2.
The unmistakable bark of an Executive Officer rings out, "Ship sighted Sir! Hoist the black, man the lines, and ready your weapons!"
The unmistakable bark of an Executive Officer rings out, "I'll get you next time, Nerai! NEXT TIIIIME!!."
Legit lol'd so hard at this.
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
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Stingy bastards didn't give me a sammich. It did make Phaestus laugh, which I guess made up for the rumbly tummy.
lol'd
[ SnB PvP Guide | Link ]
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
You wearily tell Greys, "Not good. Feverish."
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
In the middle of a ship full of sick crew. He's just pouncing about having the time of his life.
Yeah fuck you too.
I didn't know you could get double drops.
A mass of sharp pieces of metal and wood fly out from "TLS Inexorable" and rain destruction on a florid tangle of hemic sargassum.
A florid tangle of hemic sargassum has been slain by your crew, and its corpse sinks rapidly into the ocean depths.
Your sacrifice will be remembered.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Filling the firmament is a lattice of heavy grey clouds. Dense sugar and red maples huddle together
tightly, their pointed leaves rustling gently in occasional gusts of wind. At various heights small
patches of greenery are pruned away, their sharp, angular edges framing the circular lookout points.
Several guards are posted here, viewing the leafy, picturesque scenes through each twiggy porthole,
while monitoring movement in and out of Eleusis. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.
Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular
monolith is on the ground. There are 5 earthen elementalists here. Imposing in stature, a woodland
moose towers with noble dominance. Flapping its massive wings, a dire bat flies overhead. A
graceful Pillar of the Moon has been erected here.
You see exits leading northwest and in (closed door).
4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb-
The sky above you opens up some, leaving only partial cloud cover.
4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb-
Amranu descends from above.
4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb-
Amranu's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
A deathly calm descends upon your surroundings as Amranu draws himself up regally, eyes gleaming
with murderous intent.
4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb-
With a dismissive snort, Amranu resumes a casual posture.
Amranu takes a long drag off his pipe.
4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb-
A deathly calm descends upon your surroundings as Amranu draws himself up regally, eyes gleaming
with murderous intent.
4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb-
In a single, sinuous motion, Amranu manoeuvres his imposing form to encircle your feet, fixing you
with a penetrating gaze as his tremendous jaws open wide.
4300h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w cexkdb-
Before you can react, Amranu strikes downward, bringing his massive jaws together with a powerful
snap. Searing pain encumbers every sense in your body as his teeth sink into your chest and tear
upward, ruthlessly ripping your head from the flesh of your shoulders.
The bounty on your head placed by the City of Hashan has been completed.
You just received message #3874 from Achaea.
You have been slain by Amranu.
0h, 6710m, 20400e, 29400w ex-
Amranu takes a long drag off his pipe.
0h, 6710m, 20400e, 29380w ex-
[ INFO ] -
[ INFO ] - Socket got disconnected. The remote host closed the connection
[ INFO ] - connection time: 01:22:38.501
The story of how @Amranu gets enemied to Eleusis for completing a bounty on a totally AFK Aktillum, seconds before his timeout goes through. Lulz all around (srsly I lol'd when I came back)
The unmistakable bark of an Executive Officer rings out, "I'll get you next time, Nerai! NEXT TIIIIME!!."
Legit lol'd so hard at this.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby