Memorable quotes

Melodie

I'm a republican?! 

WHERE DID I GO WRONG.

Kyrra

If Ashtan is the jocks.. does that make me a cheerleader?

Ahmet

Kyrra said:

If Ashtan is the jocks.. does that make me a cheerleader?

No. Those (extremely skimpy) uniforms are reserved for Lords @Babel and @Vastar, and Them only.

Tharvis

(The Grand Merchant Collective): Darogan says, "11 transed trade skills."


  

Terrance

Oh, buddy. You should see what we've accomplished with nothing but hashtags and Scott Pilgrim gifs.



#rasslefest2015thetestosteronedream

@Mathonwy #Rasslefest™2015

Saeva

Kinilan

I'm putting a stop to this right now. There is no Rasslefest without Tagg and Batista and you're a piece of garbage for even mentioning it without either of them here. Shame on you.

Terrance

Kinilan said:

I'm putting a stop to this right now. There is no Rasslefest without Tagg and Batista and you're a piece of garbage for even mentioning it without either of them here. Shame on you.

[#LowkeyRasslefest™2015]

Danith

Kinilan said:

I'm putting a stop to this right now. There is no Rasslefest without Tagg and Batista and you're a piece of garbage for even mentioning it without either of them here. Shame on you.

Wait a second, you've got Daniboy and Mathonar present. I'm pretty sure we have a Quoren quorum. 

Kinilan

Danith said:

Kinilan said:

I'm putting a stop to this right now. There is no Rasslefest without Tagg and Batista and you're a piece of garbage for even mentioning it without either of them here. Shame on you.

Wait a second, you've got Daniboy and Mathonar present. I'm pretty sure we have a Quoren quorum. 

None of any of you are Tagg. You're not It. Rasslefest is canceled indefinitely. Go home.

Tharvis

You sceptically tell Shirszae Nynniaw, Fallen Harbinger of Art, "//my staffcasts do that much?"

Shirszae tells you, "//1476."


I...what? 

Aegoth

Tharvis said:

You sceptically tell Shirszae Nynniaw, Fallen Harbinger of Art, "//my staffcasts do that much?"

Shirszae tells you, "//1476."


I...what? 

Look at % health, not the raw number. Remember, it scales with health. 30% to 3500hp isn't the same as 30% to 8700hp

Tharvis

Aegoth said:

Tharvis said:

You sceptically tell Shirszae Nynniaw, Fallen Harbinger of Art, "//my staffcasts do that much?"

Shirszae tells you, "//1476."


I...what? 

Look at % health, not the raw number. Remember, it scales with health. 30% to 3500hp isn't the same as 30% to 8700hp

1476/5448  @Aegoth‌

Cynlael

27% lol. Pretty much generic magi staffcast.

Needa get dat 20 int, lv 3 collar staffcast goin' then you can see painful numbers.

Rangor

Dat ain't nothing to my 40% bashing combos!

Tharvis

Rangor said:

Dat ain't nothing to my 40% bashing combos!

@Rangor your bashing combo did like 22% to me, the choke's where it's at.

Jeslyn

Seriously fangirling whoever is Romeo right now...

Romeo says, "I'll just...sit over here. In my corner. All by myself."

Iro says, "Such is life for a guide, eh?"

Romeo says, "It's lovely that everyone wants to help but Sarapis might think 

I'm slacking off. I have a Juliet to pay for and all."

Romeo says, "That....may not have come out the best way."

Romeo says, "She may not look it, but she's a bit...high maintenance."

Juliet says, "Indeed!"

Romeo says, "OHNO."

 Vrook says, "Trouble in paradise."

Romeo says, "I'll be over here....scrounging sovereigns for PRETTY SHINY THINGS."

Romeo says, "Not groveling at all."

Kenway

You tell Person1, "I am not Kendrick."

You tell Person2, "Not Kendrick."

You tell Person2, "Still not Kendrick."

You tell Person3, "KenWAY not Kendrick."

You tell Person4, "No I cannot forge you a buckler because I am not Kendrick."

There's a lot more, and I get more every day, but you get the point.

Tesha

I don't know how anyone can confuse Kenway and Anna. Kenway doesn't even have the hair.

Kresslack

Ah, the joys off teaching someone how to sail while I sip rum and smoke cigars, barking out orders:

(Party): You say, "Almost."

Lideron cries aloud and tears at his hair.

Lideron barks out an order to the crew to turn the rudder and trim the sails.

The ship slowly begins to turn towards the southwest.

This was during the course of exiting a tricky port, so I don't blame him. He's relearning well enough though.

Rangor

Tharvis said:

Rangor said:

Dat ain't nothing to my 40% bashing combos!

@Rangor your bashing combo did like 22% to me, the choke's where it's at.

Depends if I'm str or int spec.

str = 40% combos
int = 34% chokes

Kendrick

Kenway said:

You tell Person1, "I am not Kendrick."

You tell Person2, "Not Kendrick."

You tell Person2, "Still not Kendrick."

You tell Person3, "KenWAY not Kendrick."

You tell Person4, "No I cannot forge you a buckler because I am not Kendrick."

There's a lot more, and I get more every day, but you get the point.

Hilariously, your name somehow comes up before mine for 'Ken' even though I'm : 1) Ahead of you alphabetically, 2) Older than you, and 3) The sexiest Ken on Achaea. I don't understand it.

Kuy

Kenway is my fap material.

Kendrick

Kuy I thought I was your bear. I thought we had something special. ;;
And Daeir: That's just because I'm waiting for Yae to open up commissions again. +_+!

Caoimhaen

@Tibitha I summon thee. KuyxKendrickxKenway love triangle fanfic go!

Tirui

@Tibitha I second @Caoimhaen

Synbios

Caoimhaen said:

@Tibitha I summon thee. KuyxKendrickxKenway love triangle fanfic go!

Not the KKK! Oh the abominanity!

Kendrick

Are you kidding, it would obviously be KendrickxKuy+Kenway, I'm obviously the seme here.

Kuy

Kendrick said:

Kuy I thought I was your bear. I thought we had something special. ;;
And Daeir: That's just because I'm waiting for Yae to open up commissions again. +_+!

Oh shit. I thought I've been flirting with Kenway this whole time. Looks like I have some explaining to do...

Jonathin

@Kuy: