Memorable quotes

Tvistor

I wish everyone had just agreed to do nothing but post 'Nice work, as soon as Conor confirms...' and say nothing in front of Vesios but the same. We might have been able to make him briefly consider he's dreaming or in a coma.

Oceana

Vesios said:

You just received message #47 from Oceana.

"Oh cool maybe this is because I've passed all the Aspirant stuff."

Message #47         Sent by Oceana
1/14/16:14 Nice work. As soon as Conor confirms all paths clear we can arrange your promotion 
ceremony.

"YAY!"

You just received message #48 from Oceana.

"Huh? More info maybe?"

Message #48         Sent by Oceana
1/14/16:15 Nice work. As soon as Conor confirms all paths clear we can arrange your promotion 
ceremony.

"Wait, but I just got-"

You just received message #49 from Oceana.

"B-But-"



@Oceana, pls.

@Vesios I blame the wifi on the train! I may have pressed the send button several times because the message just wouldn't be sent... just like any other user....

Tesha

@Oceana you shoulda said Nice work. As soon as Conor confirms all paths clear we can arrange your promotion ceremony. 

Iocun

Conor will have a lot of confirming to do.

Oceana

Tesha said:

@Oceana you shoulda said Nice work. As soon as Conor confirms all paths clear we can arrange your promotion ceremony. 

I could send the same message a few more times! For dramatic effect....

Kez

Imam Kendrick Gothfraidh smiles impishly and says, "Then I'll have to be careful. I'm a bit fond of living and not being dinner."

You say, "Who said you can't do both?"

You say, "I do serve a platter of... oysters."

You say, "Unfortunately, most people tell me they're allergic."

Imam Kendrick Gothfraidh says, "Really? Sounds like a loss for them."

You say, "Would you like to try some before you run off?"

Imam Kendrick Gothfraidh says, "Sure, why not."

You carefully prepare your ingredients, cooking them upon a small cooking stove and making one serving of a platter of dragon oysters.

Message #7421       Sent by Kendrick

1/14/17:42 Sometimes, it is incredibly hard to tell if Kez is using innuendo or not.

  

This known aphrodisiac comes straight from the underbelly of a fierce beast, making it a rare delicacy indeed. Very little has been added to the meal lest foreign spices detract from the unique flavour of the meat. Each of the two spherical treats has been wrapped in leaves of raw lettuce to prevent the loss of any flavour-rich juices, and an additional leaf acts as a bowl holding some melted butter for those who like a little dip.

  

You give a platter of dragon oysters to Kendrick.

Message #7423       Sent by Kendrick

1/14/17:44 ... Did you just give me dragon balls.

Amarillys

Kez said:

Imam Kendrick Gothfraidh smiles impishly and says, "Then I'll have to be careful. I'm a bit fond of living and not being dinner."

You say, "Who said you can't do both?"

You say, "I do serve a platter of... oysters."

You say, "Unfortunately, most people tell me they're allergic."

Imam Kendrick Gothfraidh says, "Really? Sounds like a loss for them."

You say, "Would you like to try some before you run off?"

Imam Kendrick Gothfraidh says, "Sure, why not."

You carefully prepare your ingredients, cooking them upon a small cooking stove and making one serving of a platter of dragon oysters.

Message #7421       Sent by Kendrick

1/14/17:42 Sometimes, it is incredibly hard to tell if Kez is using innuendo or not.

  

This known aphrodisiac comes straight from the underbelly of a fierce beast, making it a rare delicacy indeed. Very little has been added to the meal lest foreign spices detract from the unique flavour of the meat. Each of the two spherical treats has been wrapped in leaves of raw lettuce to prevent the loss of any flavour-rich juices, and an additional leaf acts as a bowl holding some melted butter for those who like a little dip.

  

You give a platter of dragon oysters to Kendrick.

Message #7423       Sent by Kendrick

1/14/17:44 ... Did you just give me dragon balls.

Quicky @Kendrick! You've got two! Now just to find the other five!

Kendrick

But I have to gain like 17 more levels before I can use the dragonballs.

Riashain

Next time on dragonballs....

Klendathu

What a load of bollocks!

Cynlael

Trilliana gives a spiked suit of tower shield a compassionate hug.


Wat.

Shara

@Achimrst

A voice at great distance yells, "Taste of ... men invoke thee! ... my aid!"  

Boaster.

Mathonwy

um

Vesios

Lady Aelyn Le'Yuet, Osprey of Destiny says to you, "Are you drinking?"
Aelyn gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.
Lady Aelyn Le'Yuet, Osprey of Destiny says to Samakhulis, "You should sleep if you're tired."
You say, "Nuh uh! I'm responsible."
Dreaming Druidess Samakhulis Nightingale-Moonflair says, "I has whiskey..."
Dreaming Druidess Samakhulis Nightingale-Moonflair says, "Want whiskey?"
Lady Aelyn Le'Yuet, Osprey of Destiny says to Samakhulis, "No boozing my son!"
Samakhulis hums.
Dreaming Druidess Samakhulis Nightingale-Moonflair says, "You could win the drinking contest for 
Y700."
Dreaming Druidess Samakhulis Nightingale-Moonflair says, "And it's never too early to start 
practicing."
You say to Aelyn, "Bad influences."
Aelyn grabs protectively at you.
Lady Aelyn Le'Yuet, Osprey of Destiny says to you, "I'll have to take you hunting so that you bleed 
the alcohol out!"
Amerante, the Eleusian Barkeep exclaims, "Isn't it fantastic? All of the exotic, unusual flavours 
that you can create... It's magical!"
You peer at Amerante, the Eleusian Barkeep unscrupulously.
Amerante, the Eleusian Barkeep nods sagely.

goddamn enabling denizens, they're nothing but trouble

Dreaming Druidess Samakhulis Nightingale-Moonflair says, "Ooooh there it is!"
Samakhulis gets some gold sovereigns from a wyrmskin pack.
Samakhulis buys a blue clay flagon.
Samakhulis puts some gold sovereigns in a wyrmskin pack.
Samakhulis gets some gold sovereigns from a wyrmskin pack.
Samakhulis buys a Taste of Paradise.
Samakhulis puts some gold sovereigns in a wyrmskin pack.
Samakhulis takes a long draught of mead.
Samakhulis's eyes flutter closed for a moment and her lips curve to a smile as she takes a sip from 
a Taste of Paradise.
Dreaming Druidess Samakhulis Nightingale-Moonflair says, "Om nom."
Dreaming Druidess Samakhulis Nightingale-Moonflair says, "Oh geez."
Samakhulis shivers violently.
Samakhulis gives a Taste of Paradise to Aelyn.
Aelyn tickles Samakhulis mercilessly!
Dreaming Druidess Samakhulis Nightingale-Moonflair says, "AMAZING stuff."
Samakhulis licks her lips.

We may need to stage an intervention, think of the Wards!

Herenicus

Taraza Aristata, Revelator says, "As one of His Chosen it fulls me to constantly endeavour and service Him not only to my fullest but to ensure that the whole of Mhaldor do the same. This actually leads to my greatest strength. My greatest strength is hard to select from, but if I must select one it would be in the act of His theologies and His teachings to further shape His current and future servants."

It's time we sat down all of us and talked about euphemisms.

Ruth

I agree. I read that and I have to say.. My mind... went there. *shakes head sadly*

Hasar

- 2015/01/16 14:28:28 - Gej says, "How to use sex commoands."

- 2015/01/16 14:28:50 - Gej says, "How to use sex commands."

- 2015/01/16 14:29:18 - Wymer says, "No."

- 2015/01/16 14:29:41 - Mel says, "Yea helps when magi makes people hungry."

- 2015/01/16 14:30:00 - A helpful Divine says, "You might find inspiration in HELP EMOTELIST and HELP EMOTING, Gej."

- 2015/01/16 14:30:01 - Mel says, "Mis."

Jeslyn

Hasar said:

- 2015/01/16 14:28:28 - Gej says, "How to use sex commoands."

- 2015/01/16 14:28:50 - Gej says, "How to use sex commands."

- 2015/01/16 14:29:18 - Wymer says, "No."

- 2015/01/16 14:29:41 - Mel says, "Yea helps when magi makes people hungry."

- 2015/01/16 14:30:00 - A helpful Divine says, "You might find inspiration in HELP EMOTELIST and HELP EMOTING, Gej."

- 2015/01/16 14:30:01 - Mel says, "Mis."

He keeps asking it, like the first answer was not sufficient enough. Heh.

Kayeil

@Sarapis‌ -- where is rock paper scissors? Seems like such a random thing to get rid of. 

Jacen

Briefly took it down to implement rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.

:hopeful:

Trilliana

I remember when we could RPS people from anywhere. It was amazing and fun.

Kayeil

Oops, I posted it to the wrong thread. Oh well. 

Xith

Kayeil said:

@Sarapis‌ -- where is rock paper scissors? Seems like such a random thing to get rid of. 

Turns out that's what was making the weather system such a pain. Who knew? Rock. Paper. MOTHAFCJIJBLIZZARD

Tecton

It will be back soon! In the mean time, feel free to use this handy reference:

Melodie

It's a pentagram, and thus its Mhaldorian.

I approve.

Caoimhaen

@Tecton What about dynamite or god! This graph doesn't show either!

Amanu

Tirui

You told (Personage): //following eventually waste enlighten presume shallamese opsyolintahn credit bitch. cowardly Selene reenu lord provided man joflayhes eshukukalo declaration situation infernal threaten fools magi. Valnurana feel could lavender rinjahnis petty they guantur it's.

I didn't realize that the translation or rather lack there of, in Mhaldorian makes me sound like a real jerk...

Bronislav

Dajio tells you, "You're a douche."

 

Sarathai

Bronislav said:

Dajio tells you, "You're a douche."

 

You told me he was nearby, so you can't be all that bad.