Memorable quotes

Yae

Daeir said:

I dunno, have you seen Kenway drawn by Yae? Kenyae? Silas would hit that up for nudes any day.

Don't you mean by @Tibitha‌? @Xae?  

Kuy

Jonathin said:

@Kuy:
<snip>

I gave up on you long ago, Mosr.  Long ago.

I just can't compete with @Lachlan or her girl vagina.

Daslin

...whatevenisthisrightnow?

 @Jonathin


edit-fuck tagging at this point.

Herenicus

Bate-raped by the gay community. Just as the prophets warned. 

Xae

Yae said:

Daeir said:

I dunno, have you seen Kenway drawn by Yae? Kenyae? Silas would hit that up for nudes any day.

Don't you mean by @Tibitha‌? @Xae?  

Well, I do tend to draw Kenway a little too much... :P

Hasar

Falthus sticks out his hand and challenges you to a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

Falthus sticks out his hand and challenges you to a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

Falthus begins making high-pitched noises and shouting "Soooooey!" before oinking a couple of times like a pig.

Falthus, riding an ivory peryton, leaves to the up.

A diminutive homunculus resembling Falthus gives an abrupt jerk and lurches off to the up.

This is our Minister of Culture. Then again, our MoW rides a mule, I guess..

Hasar

read letter

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

 ________  ________

/  ___|  \/  |  _  \

\ `--.| .  . | | | |

 `--. \ |\/| | | | |

/\__/ / |  | | |/ /

\____/\_|  |_/___/

                         

                         

 _____ _____________   __

/  __ \  _  |  _  \ \ / /

| /  \/ | | | | | |\ V /

| |   | | | | | | | \ /

| \__/\ \_/ / |/ /  | |

 \____/\___/|___/   \_/

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

An elegant white letter is holding:

Nothing.

@Falthus possible salt?!?!

Kresslack

Was thinking about exploring that new area, until I saw this:

Baleful laughter echoes from deep underground as Lyrin is slain by a minion of Dominar.

Kyttin

Kresslack said:

Was thinking about exploring that new area, until I saw this:

Baleful laughter echoes from deep underground as Lyrin is slain by a minion of Dominar.

lrn2phase bb

Atalkez

- 2015/01/11 04:45:13 - Atalkez says, "Jhui thirsty."
- 2015/01/11 04:45:30 - Melodie says, "Jhui always thirsty."
- 2015/01/11 04:45:49 - Kilyne says, "Jhui flooded shallam just so he could have something to drink."
- 2015/01/11 04:46:05 - Wessux says, "Laughed at that a lot."
- 2015/01/11 04:46:16 - Atalkez says, "Haha that was a good one."

@Jhui defiling in Tir

That thirst tho

Lauria

An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
You say in a silvery voice, "Ummm."
An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
An expression of calculated focus crosses the face of Ryukage, and he shifts his feet slightly wider apart.
You say to Ryukage in a silvery voice, "Are you planning on doing the splits?"

Cynlael

Teppi leaves to the west.
You have recovered balance on all limbs. 1.931s
Seeing no likely target, you cease swinging your longsword about your head. cleave teppi
You raise your longsword over your head and begin to swing it in a wide circle, gaining speed as you go.
Teppi arrives from the west.

Teppi raises a spiritual mace over you to pass judgement on your sins, and it begins to crackle with righteous fire.
Behead / Cleave! BEHEAD / CLEAVE!
Behead / Cleave! BEHEAD / CLEAVE!
Behead / Cleave! BEHEAD / CLEAVE!

Teppi started judging you (1/4)!
You begin to bear down on Teppi, preparing to destroy her.
Teppi swings the crackling mace about her head, gathering momentum as she bears down on you.

Behead / Cleave! BEHEAD / CLEAVE!
Behead / Cleave! BEHEAD / CLEAVE!
Behead / Cleave! BEHEAD / CLEAVE!

Teppi is judging you (2/4)!

Screaming out a warcry of pure strength, you bring your longsword crashing straight down on Teppi's head. With a power that seems to come from on high, you cleave asunder her entire body, from head to groin, splitting her in two and killing her instantly.
You have slain Teppi.
Defeated, Teppi is cast out of the Arena.
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You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!
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Outplayed.

Bluef

Just Kaie Shayan'Kor says, "Sometimes I just wish I was a Satyr."

You peer at Kaie unscrupulously.

You say to Kaie in a gentle, ethereal voice, "Say no to the horns."

Just Kaie Shayan'Kor says, "What?"

Edrik sticks out his tongue and says to Kaie in a raspy, distant voice, "Daggers of reincarnation are 100 credits."

Miallaria tilts her head curiously at Kaie.

Just Kaie Shayan'Kor says, "It's all about the hooves."

You peer at Kaie unscrupulously.

You say to Kaie in a gentle, ethereal voice, "No hooves in my bed."

Edrik attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.
 
Kaate giggles happily.

Just Kaie Shayan'Kor says, "I'd become a professional dancer."

Miallaria giggles happily.

Just Kaie Shayan'Kor says, "Folks would know me as Lord of the Clack."

Kresslack

Bluef said:

Just Kaie Shayan'Kor says, "Folks would know me as Lord of the Clap."

FTFY

Halos

Tesha said:

Silas' reaction to enchanting (bad language!):


[spoiler]
(OOC clan): Silas says, "Lmao."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "What the fuck is enchanting."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "Silas is rolling dice and clapping like a fucking seal."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "This is the dumbest shit hahahah."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "I just feel retarded."

(OOC clan): Achilles says, "Enchantment rooms be to hidden further in the back."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "They should be hidden in like." "Cyrene."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "You chant in Targossian, "Me ol nok oloth lilo ib te het."" "X like 20." "I wanna kill myself."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "You're not allowed in while I'm enchanting."

(Targossas): Silas says, "Nobody come to the Nacred Arcade. Ever. At all."
[/spoiler]

A swirling maelstrom of gold and ivory light sweeps across the room, dissipating to reveal the form of Silas.

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "Silas, we wish to see you enchanting, please."

Silas grows still and his lips begin to move silently.

lol

Kyttin

Halos said:

Tesha said:

Silas' reaction to enchanting (bad language!):


[spoiler]
(OOC clan): Silas says, "Lmao."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "What the fuck is enchanting."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "Silas is rolling dice and clapping like a fucking seal."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "This is the dumbest shit hahahah."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "I just feel retarded."

(OOC clan): Achilles says, "Enchantment rooms be to hidden further in the back."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "They should be hidden in like." "Cyrene."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "You chant in Targossian, "Me ol nok oloth lilo ib te het."" "X like 20." "I wanna kill myself."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "You're not allowed in while I'm enchanting."

(Targossas): Silas says, "Nobody come to the Nacred Arcade. Ever. At all."
[/spoiler]

A swirling maelstrom of gold and ivory light sweeps across the room, dissipating to reveal the form of Silas.

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "Silas, we wish to see you enchanting, please."

Silas grows still and his lips begin to move silently.

lol

This is why @Aurora is bad ass lol. She trolls us....

Mathonwy

@Lukan 'Lucky' Vastel, the Professional says, "Sniping is a type of shooting."

Cynlael

Fishin', fishin', fishin' ...

Dajio snaps his fingers in front of you.                  Oh, hi!
4810h, 3938m, 100%e, 100%w, XX|EE M [8%|]
s
Centre of the Vundamerian Island.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Bathing in the sun, a yellow-bellied turtle lies here.
You see exits leading north, east, south, southwest, west, and up.
4810h, 3938m, 100%e, 100%w, XX|EE M [8%|]
You cease to wield a simple fishing pole.
You aren't wielding anything.
You begin to wield a buckler in your left hand.
You are not wearing an empty weapon holder suitable for that weapon.
A sturdy, steel longsword rings out brightly as you rapidly draw it from a blackened steel scabbard.
I do not recognise anything called that here.
4810h, 3938m, 100%e, 100%w, XX|EE M [8%|]
Dajio falls to the arrows of Shieldwarden @Bronislav Zviera.
4810h, 3938m, 100%e, 100%w, XX|EE M [8%|]

Caoimhaen

I am completely sort of mystified as to what is being said and then he says this...

@Achimrst tells you, "As I was saying, the Apex of creation is the Spirits. The Apex of Chaos would 

likely be something similar if not a broken connection to them. The Foundation are the Spirit or A 

Spirit whom was broken to become the Foundation of Creation."

You tell Seer Achimrst Van Helsing-Sar'vet, Etheric Shaman of Nature, "Huh."

Achimrst tells you, "It will become more clear, I have a fish attacking me..."

You tell Seer Achimrst Van Helsing-Sar'vet, Etheric Shaman of Nature, "Hehehehe."

Achimrst

Caoimhaen said:

I am completely sort of mystified as to what is being said and then he says this...

@Achimrst tells you, "As I was saying, the Apex of creation is the Spirits. The Apex of Chaos would 

likely be something similar if not a broken connection to them. The Foundation are the Spirit or A 

Spirit whom was broken to become the Foundation of Creation."

You tell Seer Achimrst Van Helsing-Sar'vet, Etheric Shaman of Nature, "Huh."

Achimrst tells you, "It will become more clear, I have a fish attacking me..."

You tell Seer Achimrst Van Helsing-Sar'vet, Etheric Shaman of Nature, "Hehehehe."

It was one mean fish.

Amarillys

Awesomesauce told You: There are corners you have not swept, or may be afraid 

to search. But there is power there, strength such that would prove that not 

even you, Narrator, lie beyond the hand of Sartan, the Magnanimous.

 You told Awesomesauce: I th-thought the Magnanimous was Ironbeard..?

Awesomesauce told You: [a cold silence follows in the wake of your rebuttal, 

conceding only a faint sense of frustration].

Jeslyn

Damn, Romeo.... ha. Always so polite.

(Newbie) Rikiar sceptically says, "I got seduced by a siren."

(Newbie) Trimmy says, "Sirens are known for seduction, to be sure!"

(Newbie) Rikiar says, "Well, we had a great night so.. sirens are nice."

(Newbie) Romeo says, "Sirens can seduce most mortal races fairly easily, yes. I am...extremely glad you had a good night, though!"

Syri

(Newbie): A helpful Divine says, "However, you can do things like raid enemy cities, and large pitched PvP battles take place in circumstances like that. So yes, you can actually face off against a whole city. Unless you're Jhui though, you're probably not going to win. ."

@Jhui

Tesha

Was wondering if Antidas was at another part of the city, so naturally, I traveled. 

You place your hand over an earring of Sinope, and it begins to warm beneath your palm.

4678h, 4347m, 23626e, 22115w xcdbk- 18:51:23.054 

You think of your true love, Antidas, and travel to him.

Traversing over debris (road).

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. There are 3 

corpses of a Vertani guard here. The still body of a Vertani lies collapsed in her robes. 

A pile of golden sovereigns twinkles and gleams.  Ethoas Xanatov is here. He wields a 

Shield of Absorption in his left hand and a sharpened buckawn's spine in his right. The 

Golden Dragon Hasar's imposing form looms.

You see exits leading northeast, southwest, and northwest.

4678h, 4347m, 23626e, 22115w xcdbk- 18:51:25.219 

Herose's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

4678h, 4347m, 23626e, 22115w xcdbk- 18:51:25.454 

Melodie stares at Ethoas, giving him the evil eye.

Horror overcomes Ethoas's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

Melodie stares at Ethoas, giving him the evil eye.

4678h, 4347m, 23626e, 22115w xcdbk- 18:51:25.468 

Mycen arrives from the northwest.

4678h, 4347m, 23630e, 22115w xcdbk- 18:51:30.103 

Sefnir arrives from the northwest.

4678h, 4347m, 23630e, 22115w xcdbk- 18:51:30.349 

"What?" you ask curiously.

Antidas tells you, "Goddamn it." x like 4

he wasn't

Melodie

In the middle of very lengthy conflicts (defiling back and forth, a raid and then a counter-skirmish) with Ashtan, I'm getting handed bodies and told to do this and that. Nothing out of the ordinary, but getting more exhausted from the extended concentration as we go. Suddenly in the middle of all the battle...

Florentino tells you, "\\ remember the part in finding Nemo where Dori says "just keep swimming, swimming, swimming?" My equivalent is "just keep spearing, spearing, spearing."

I had to sit at gates for a moment because I just could not stop laughing. 

(Sorry Flor, was too good not to share.)

Amarillys

 (Virtuosi): Citrio says, "Yeah, phasing makes your nipples chafe something awful."

Mel

The ship "Herald of the Void" finally slides below the surface of the deep, broken and defeated.

Distressing images from the Notic Ocean override your senses as they depict the narrow escape from 

death at sea of the crew of Herald of the Void, captained by Hirst.

 a moment later,

(Market): Khaibit says, "Giant seamonsters destroying every ship at sea? Selling transoceanic orbs. 

Avoid them!"

You tell Khaibit Kintsukuroi, "Was hirst drowning part of your advertisement?" 

*i was amused

Ruth

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Round 3 turned into "Let's meet the sea floor" round. It seriously camped Ulangi until we came out and even blocked our exit route. T_T

A bugling cry of the shraymor resounds in victorious discord as it cavorts in the waters east of Shastaan.

A strange shape on the horizon leaps into the air, flaring its tail with a flourish before diving again beneath the waters.

Vesios

You just received message #47 from Oceana.

"Oh cool maybe this is because I've passed all the Aspirant stuff."

Message #47         Sent by Oceana
1/14/16:14 Nice work. As soon as Conor confirms all paths clear we can arrange your promotion 
ceremony.

"YAY!"

You just received message #48 from Oceana.

"Huh? More info maybe?"

Message #48         Sent by Oceana
1/14/16:15 Nice work. As soon as Conor confirms all paths clear we can arrange your promotion 
ceremony.

"Wait, but I just got-"

You just received message #49 from Oceana.

"B-But-"



@Oceana, pls.

Tesha

Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the northwest.

Highway overlooking a broken land (road).

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A rune like a 

flurry of lightning bolts has been sketched into the ground here (isaz: throws off 

balance). A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Resting 

on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. There are 14 corpses of a swift ghost bat 

here. Antlers of jet black crown the head of a proud ivory peryton. A red-crested falcon 

focuses its piercing gaze on you as it stands proudly here. A small forest of sharpened 

crystals protrudes from the ground.  Nemutaur Rousseau is riding on an ivory peryton. He 

wields a western beefy buckler in his left hand and a stalwart longsword of crimson-tinged 

steel in his right.

You can see no further.


lol, were those all Dajio's?