Memorable quotes

Theris

The soul of Jhui has battered Gerwulf to death.

I'd heard he was good, but I had no idea he was that good.

Mathonwy

Okay, one last one from me.

@Herenicus Coldraven says to you, "I cannot express how glad I am to have your support in the field."

Herenicus Coldraven says to you, "It reminds me of my days working with Father Wulfen."

Oh wow, that is legit probably one of the best compliments (or near-compliments) I have gotten in four years of playing this ga

Message #15256      Sent by @Taraus

1/08/6:33 / by which he means you're old, and doomed to get hit by a bus.

GOD DAMN IT TART

Bronislav

(Party): You say, "-- WindbOost endrrd!"

'Nuff said.

Danith

Alright, @Mathonwy. We get it. You loooooooove @Herenicus. Bromance of the century, all that jazz.

Shara

Family Time in Mhaldor with my Krux and his bestie.

Kisharo dies again...
Milenka scoffs arrogantly at him before leaving the realms.
Kisharo makes a joke about it and Shara cuffs him upside the head.
Kisharo complains about dying...

Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Second time he has done that."
Dread Legate @Krux says to Kisharo in a cold, collected voice, "You should just let me kill the thrall."
You say to Kisharo with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "Get better?"
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "No, it is fine."
Dread Legate Kisharo says to you in a calm, muffled voice, "He was testing."
Dread Legate Krux says to you in a cold, collected voice, "No, he says he's testing and then he kills Kisharo."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "He seems to have a lot of training accidents."
Dread Legate Krux says to you in a cold, collected voice, "If he did it to me, I'd kill him back."

Sir Trey Adwimar, Herald of the Insidium says to Kisharo with a lilting accent, "I recommend dying less."
(Everyone nods in agreement with Trey.)
You say to Kisharo with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "I told you to use the arena. You've lost two levels recently."
Dread Legate Kisharo says to Trey in a calm, muffled voice, "I will take that under advisement."
(Like the Sagely Knight he is, Trey leaves the realms after smirking at Kisharo.)

Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Lost half a level to him..."
Dread Legate Krux says in a cold, collected voice, "Fuck that."
Dread Legate Krux says in a cold, collected voice, "Go kill his ass."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "No."
Dread Legate Krux says to Kisharo in a cold, collected voice, "You're such a patsy."
You say to Kisharo with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "He won't respect you if you keep letting him kill you."
You say with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "He's only a thrall."
Dread Legate Krux says in a cold, collected voice, "I messaged him, if he kills you again, he's dead."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Well I can't just go up to him now and say, "I changed my mind, die"."
(Shara and Krux chuckle in unison.)

You say with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "Yes, you can."
Dread Legate Krux says to Kisharo in a cold, collected voice, "What? You're Mhaldorian."
You say with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "And you are a Troni."
You say with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "You have House and City rank on your side."
Dread Legate Krux says in a cold, collected voice, "Don't just let novices kill you."
Dread Legate Krux says in a cold, collected voice, "But yeah, if he kills you again I'm going to vivisect him."
Dread Legate Krux says in a cold, collected voice, "And leave his corpse as a warning to other thralls."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Grrr, he has gone to sleep."
Dread Legate Krux says in a cold, collected voice, "He got his daily Kisharo Experience."
Dread Legate Krux says in a cold, collected voice, "Now he goes to sleep."
Dread Legate Krux says in a cold, collected voice, "Make sense."
(Everyone snickers.)

You say with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "Jump him as soon as he wakes."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Not going to jump him."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Execute, perhaps."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Not jump."
(Shara and Krux roll their eyes in unison.)

Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Damn it, I hate hunting."
You say with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "It's easy. Just time consuming."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "I don't do things because the are easy."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Time consuming though, that sort of sucks."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Erm."
You say to Kisharo with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "Better than letting a thrall kill you repeatedly."
Dread Legate Kisharo says to you in a calm, muffled voice, "No comment."

Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Gah, fine. I will kill the slave when he returns."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "At least I will get some experience back..."
You say with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "If you don't make your move to remain on the top of the pile, they will crawl all over you."
Dread Legate Kisharo says to you in a calm, muffled voice, "I am not weak, I just don't see it as that big a deal."
You say with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "I'm not saying you are. I'm saying he will think he has an advantage over you due to your inaction. Send him a letter and demand he present himself."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Fair point."
(Kisharo runs off. Shara and Krux smirk at each other in unison.)

Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "Sent him a letter."
Dread Legate Kisharo says in a calm, muffled voice, "To attend his execution."
You say with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "Good. That's very polite of you."
You smile impishly and say to Kisharo with a soft, smoky indistinct accent, "Don't muck it up. Your mother would be displeased. I'd have to beat you in her honour."
Dread Legate Kisharo says to you in a calm, muffled voice, "Are you sure you're not Mhaldorian?"
Dread Legate Krux says to Kisharo in a cold, collected voice, "No, she's stubborn."
You cuff Krux upside his head.

Mathonwy

Danith said:

Alright, @Mathonwy. We get it. You loooooooove @Herenicus. Bromance of the century, all that jazz.

Hi @Danith nice to see you too

(obligatory Rasslefest reminder to keep love and hope and the American dream alive)

Herenicus

YOUR CRY OF THE EAGLE MAY HAVE FELLED ME AT THE DOOM OF THE JUDGEMENT DAY BATTLEFEST 2009, BUT I HAVE COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER. MY PIT OF SNAKES HISS LOUDER THAN A MILLION CATS INSIDE AN EASY BAKE OVEN - @Batista

Mathonwy

I WILL LEAVE YOU BROKEN MEN, INCAPABLE OF ANY THOUGHT BUT FEAR OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD WHO WRESTLES IN SPANDEX, AND THE BELT OF STAINLESS STEEL WITH GOLD PAINT COVERING IT ALONG WITH A LOT OF OTHER FAKE STUFF THAT DOESN'T LOOK REMOTELY REAL WILL BE MINE FOR ALL ETERNITY. - @Tagg

Oh god can we give @Sartan a makeover please

Ghia

Discussing the thousandth door...

(Viridi): Iro says, "I think the funniest time was when I dropped into a threesome."

(Viridi): Iro says, "People thinking hiding in the Mhojave is a safe place, but nooooooo."

(Viridi): Iro says, "Let's just say I saw more than a few 'rattlesnakes'."

Addama

If your snake is rattling you really ought to see somebody about that nawmean

Amarillys

Addama said:

If your snake is rattling you really ought to see somebody about that nawmean

At least it's not sidewinder.

Danith

Mathonwy said:

Danith said:

Alright, @Mathonwy. We get it. You loooooooove @Herenicus. Bromance of the century, all that jazz.

Hi @Danith nice to see you too

(obligatory Rasslefest reminder to keep love and hope and the American dream alive)

Awwwwww.

This could never happen on these forums. Never again.

... or could it?

Mathonwy

Danith said:

Mathonwy said:

Danith said:

Alright, @Mathonwy. We get it. You loooooooove @Herenicus. Bromance of the century, all that jazz.

Hi @Danith nice to see you too

(obligatory Rasslefest reminder to keep love and hope and the American dream alive)

Awwwwww.

This could never happen on these forums. Never again.

... or could it?

Oh, buddy. You should see what we've accomplished with nothing but hashtags and Scott Pilgrim gifs.



#rasslefest2015thetestosteronedream

Tibitha

You remove a stately amber blouse.

You remove subtly shadowed, black leather boots.

You remove a pair of stately black trousers.

Gleaming with argent light, a radiant scimitar descends over you. As the blade touches your forehead, it shatters into a vibrant malestrom of motes. Ivory and gold particles engulf your frame, bearing you away.

You blush furiously.

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "I am hoping, hoping, that the blasted thing has had a... oh My."

As always, my timing is impeccable.

Kyttin

Tibitha said:

You remove a stately amber blouse.

You remove subtly shadowed, black leather boots.

You remove a pair of stately black trousers.

Gleaming with argent light, a radiant scimitar descends over you. As the blade touches your forehead, it shatters into a vibrant malestrom of motes. Ivory and gold particles engulf your frame, bearing you away.

You blush furiously.

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "I am hoping, hoping, that the blasted thing has had a... oh My."

As always, my timing is impeccable.

@Aurora did that on purpose. Totes.

Kyttin

Aldair d'Vast, Augur of Light looks sceptical and says, "One of these days I may understand why balls cause the populace to go all aflutter."

Siduri

Kyttin said:

Tibitha said:

You remove a stately amber blouse.

You remove subtly shadowed, black leather boots.

You remove a pair of stately black trousers.

Gleaming with argent light, a radiant scimitar descends over you. As the blade touches your forehead, it shatters into a vibrant malestrom of motes. Ivory and gold particles engulf your frame, bearing you away.

You blush furiously.

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "I am hoping, hoping, that the blasted thing has had a... oh My."

As always, my timing is impeccable.

@Aurora did that on purpose. Totes.

She definitely does. Heh.

Aurora

Beautiful dress, though!

Bluef

@Daslin has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Rabid Dog.

These blade names make me chuckle at times...wait what?

Rabid Dog (male Horkval).

He is 238 years old, having been born on the 21st of Phaestian, 435 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 1018th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Plebeian in Ashtan.

He is considered to be approximately 50% of your might.

He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

His warcry: 'He he he.'

  

Daslin

lol. blade name.

Kinilan

Bronislav said:

(Party): You say, "-- WindbOost endrrd!"

'Nuff said.

Let's be honest. That can only help at this point.

Jeslyn

Seriously, whoever is Romeo right now... you crack me up...

(Newbie) Romeo says, "Try ASK CHERRY WARES."

(Newbie) Norau says, "All she has is whiskey and mead."

(Newbie) Trimmy says, "Sounds tasty."

(Newbie) Romeo says, "She may be out, then."

(Newbie) Romeo says, "Don't be alcoholics when you grow up, kids."

(Newbie) Trimmy says, "Too late!"

(Newbie) Romeo says, "Damn."

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Can't say I didn't try."

Valaria

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Putting me out of my job, and with wrong info to boot."

Romeo, indirectly, jealous of me helping out the newbies vigorously?

Florentino

On the long slow road to dragon:

You tell Herenicus Coldraven in Mhaldorian, "\\ haha. I hope I can make it by then. I've been doing slow-and-steady, no big pushes."

Herenicus tells you, "// As you get closer to the finish line, Mhaldor will begin to feel like a maternity ward. PUSH, FLORENTINO. PUSH."

Cynlael

Valaria said:

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Putting me out of my job, and with wrong info to boot."

Romeo, indirectly, jealous of me helping out the newbies vigorously?

(Newbie): Valaria says, "Try COMBO PYGMY SNK JBP HKP."

I'd say he's pretty on point.

Valaria

Cynlael said:

Valaria said:

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Putting me out of my job, and with wrong info to boot."

Romeo, indirectly, jealous of me helping out the newbies vigorously?

(Newbie): Valaria says, "Try COMBO PYGMY SNK JBP HKP."

I'd say he's pretty on point.

well he tried COMBO PYGMY SNK JAB HOOK, so i correct him with what i just said. but you are on the point anyway, i didn't give out wrong info at all.

Kyttin

Valaria said:

Cynlael said:

Valaria said:

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Putting me out of my job, and with wrong info to boot."

Romeo, indirectly, jealous of me helping out the newbies vigorously?

(Newbie): Valaria says, "Try COMBO PYGMY SNK JBP HKP."

I'd say he's pretty on point.

well he tried COMBO PYGMY SNK JAB HOOK, so i correct him with what i just said. but you are on the point anyway, i didn't give out wrong info at all.

Could always just...use... KILL PYGMY...ya know...it's easier that way..Just sayin'.

Valaria

for me i just use combat stuff and pretend that I'm prepping denizen to go for the break.. but then you can't break denizen at all.

Addama

Valaria said:

Cynlael said:

Valaria said:

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Putting me out of my job, and with wrong info to boot."

Romeo, indirectly, jealous of me helping out the newbies vigorously?

(Newbie): Valaria says, "Try COMBO PYGMY SNK JBP HKP."

I'd say he's pretty on point.

well he tried COMBO PYGMY SNK JAB HOOK, so i correct him with what i just said. but you are on the point anyway, i didn't give out wrong info at all.

I don't expect non-Monks to know what does the most damage, but the combo he's looking for is COMBO PYGMY SDK UCP UCP.

That's what Romeo meant.

Krux

Ahmet tells you, "Nobody impales anymore. All the cool kids are beheading nowadays."

You tell Ahmet, "I'm not a cool kid."
You tell Ahmet, "I'm a Mhaldorian."
You tell Ahmet, "That makes me like one of the Moody Goth kids."
Ahmet tells you, "Damn you and your anti-peer-pressure ways!"
Ahmet tells you, "No."
Ahmet tells you, "That's hashan."
You tell Ahmet, "Oh right."
Ahmet tells you, "Mhaldor is like the rebellious teen phase."
You tell Ahmet, "Hrm."
You tell Ahmet, "Ah, true true."
Ahmet tells you, "Targ is preacher's kids."
Ahmet tells you, "Cyrene is the artsy fartsy bunch."
You tell Ahmet, "Ashtan is the football team."
Ahmet tells you, "Ashtan are the jocks, yes."
Ahmet tells you, "And Eleusians are just high all the time."
You tell Ahmet, "Oh."
You tell Ahmet, "Epic."
You tell Ahmet, "Rofl."
Ahmet tells you, "Achaea is high school. Plain and simple."
Ahmet tells you, "Or college, I suppose. But that would make Mhaldor the republicans."
Ahmet tells you, ":P."
You tell Ahmet, "ROFL."