Memorable quotes

Addama

Ruth said:

Send them bear surprises! Send me bear surprises. Then I'll send more people bear surprises!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Surprise

Melodie

Addama said:

Ruth said:

Send them bear surprises! Send me bear surprises. Then I'll send more people bear surprises!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Surprise

You read what is written on an elegant menu:

Baelgrim Bistro

Gour shank stew, 500gs

High Seas basket, 450gs

Pillaged Forest Salad, 350gs

Apricot turnover, 255gs

Fruit plate, 225gs

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Kill and Cook special offerings are as follows:

Bear surprise, 400gs

Mussel surprise, 355gs

Baby seal surprise, 325gs

(Have your fresh corpse ready!)

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* Additional 200gs price for Heathens!

You give 400 gold sovereigns to Dialdre, a highbrow waiter.

Dialdre, a highbrow waiter says, "Ah, yes. I presume you have the kill, Melodie?"

You give the corpse of a mountain grizzly to Dialdre, a highbrow waiter.

Dialdre, a highbrow waiter takes the carcass from you with a nod and hands it to an attendant who scurries away.

Dialdre, a highbrow waiter says, "I'll have the cook prepare a special bear dish. Just a moment."

(Small wait)

Dialdre returns carrying a fried bear kebab and places it before you.

Dialdre, a highbrow waiter says, "Enjoy."

p kebab

These fat hunks of bear flesh have been neatly squared. Dipped into a thick batter, the deep-fried meat is completely obscured by a crisp, golden shell. Bits of the batter have fried onto the thin wooden pole that skewers each juicy cube. Chunks of pepper, potato, and squash sit intermittently between each piece of meat.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).

smell kebab

A fried bear kebab smells of fried batter and flesh mingling with pepper.

You put a fried bear kebab into an extravagantly wrapped Logosmas present.

With great care, you place a fried bear kebab in an extravagantly wrapped Logosmas present, carefully arranging the festive silver tissue paper in protective layers.

push box @Kendrick

Taking one last moment to tie a tidy bow atop an extravagantly wrapped Logosmas present, you close your eyes and picture Kendrick singing carols with happy HoHoHo halflings.

Bear surprise!   

Adet

Tesha said:

Silas' reaction to enchanting (bad language!):

(Targossas): Silas says, "Nobody come to the Nacred Arcade. Ever. At all."

We have a Naked Arcade?

Kresslack

Adet said:

Tesha said:

Silas' reaction to enchanting (bad language!):

(Targossas): Silas says, "Nobody come to the Nacred Arcade. Ever. At all."

We have a Naked Arcade?

Looks like Mhaldor has a new room to destroy....after we take turns trying to beat that Gallagher highscore.

Erhon

Adet said:

Tesha said:

Silas' reaction to enchanting (bad language!):

(Targossas): Silas says, "Nobody come to the Nacred Arcade. Ever. At all."

We have a Naked Arcade?

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that's what it said.

Cynlael

Who was the 'original' person that even called it that? Nacred is just an anagram for 'arcade'

Room literally Arcade Arcade.

Amarillys

Cynlael said:

Who was the 'original' person, who called it that? Nacred is just an anagram for 'arcade'

Room literally Arcade Arcade.

I don't think anagram means what you think it means.

Trey

Think it means pearlescent, or similar,  doesn't it? 

Kresslack

Lined with nacre (mother of pearl), yes. Was a book I read once, can't remember the title currently, but in it was an emperor in a far away land whose ancestors practically impoverished the kingdom by nacre coating every building, including the enormous palace, because it 'looked splendid'.

Shara

Kresslack said:

Lined with nacre (mother of pearl), yes. Was a book I read once, can't remember the title currently, but in it was an emperor in a far away land whose ancestors practically impoverished the kingdom by nacre coating every building, including the enormous palace, because it 'looked splendid'.

Oh there is a Mae joke in there... but I will leave it to professionals.

Sarathai

Kresslack said:

Lined with nacre (mother of pearl), yes. Was a book I read once, can't remember the title currently, but in it was an emperor in a far away land whose ancestors practically impoverished the kingdom by nacre coating every building, including the enormous palace, because it 'looked splendid'.

The city of Matherion, from the Tamuli series by David Eddings (the Tamuli is the sequel series to the Elenium). It looked pretty and became "fire-domed Matherion" as a result of the coating, but even a minor earthquake could precipitate a major financial crisis in the Tamul empire because of how much it cost to maintain.

Kresslack

Sarathai said:

Kresslack said:

Lined with nacre (mother of pearl), yes. Was a book I read once, can't remember the title currently, but in it was an emperor in a far away land whose ancestors practically impoverished the kingdom by nacre coating every building, including the enormous palace, because it 'looked splendid'.

The city of Matherion, from the Tamuli series by David Eddings (the Tamuli is the sequel series to the Elenium). It looked pretty and became "fire-domed Matherion" as a result of the coating, but even a minor earthquake could precipitate a major financial crisis in the Tamul empire because of how much it cost to maintain.

Yes! Domes of Fire. Glad someone else read that. Something along the lines of it's because it had been going on for three generations or more he felt obligated to continue it, as ridiculous as it sounded.

Trevize

Amarillys said:

Cynlael said:

Who was the 'original' person, who called it that? Nacred is just an anagram for 'arcade'

Room literally Arcade Arcade.

I don't think anagram means what you think it means.

It's almost there. Arcnde? Just replace the N with an A!

Kyttin

Kresslack said:

Lined with nacre (mother of pearl), yes. Was a book I read once, can't remember the title currently, but in it was an emperor in a far away land whose ancestors practically impoverished the kingdom by nacre coating every building, including the enormous palace, because it 'looked splendid'.

ERMAGAWD I KNOW THIS BOOK.

Kresslack

Kyttin said:

Kresslack said:

Lined with nacre (mother of pearl), yes. Was a book I read once, can't remember the title currently, but in it was an emperor in a far away land whose ancestors practically impoverished the kingdom by nacre coating every building, including the enormous palace, because it 'looked splendid'.

ERMAGAWD I KNOW THIS BOOK.

Now I have to go back and read of Sparhawk and his adventures.

Mathonwy

Sometimes, I get caught up working on this ridiculous two-year-plus-in-the-making poem that keeps me up nights, and that is apparently when @Herenicus decides to remind me why I love RPing with him:

Herenicus tells you, "I have been giving some more thought to the situation vis-a-vis <top secret thing> and independent projects. I think we might just take fifteen minutes, mock up a proposal, and proceed with sanctioned <top secret things>."

Herenicus tells you, "Something that outlines what we intend to do, and the recognition we believe it is due in terms of <more secret things>. Non-progression is not tenable over the long term. You will not enjoy treading water forever, if only for want of new scenery."

Herenicus smiles, as he waits patiently for you.

Herenicus fidgets impatiently, staring at you.

Herenicus paces impatiently in front of you.

Herenicus stares pointedly at you and strums his fingers impatiently.

Herenicus clears his throat in an attempt to gain your attention.

Herenicus taps you lightly on the head, trying to get your attention.

Herenicus nudges you suggestively.

Herenicus elbows you in the side.

Herenicus prods you in the chest.

Herenicus pokes at you urgently.

Herenicus pokes you in the belly.

In the sky high above, you hear a high-pitched keening sound, and are appalled to see a flaming meteor streaking towards the ground.

Tibitha

Mathonwy said:

Sometimes, I get caught up working on this ridiculous two-year-plus-in-the-making poem that keeps me up nights, and that is apparently when @Herenicus decides to remind me why I love RPing with him:

Herenicus tells you, "I have been giving some more thought to the situation vis-a-vis <top secret thing> and independent projects. I think we might just take fifteen minutes, mock up a proposal, and proceed with sanctioned <top secret things>."

Herenicus tells you, "Something that outlines what we intend to do, and the recognition we believe it is due in terms of <more secret things>. Non-progression is not tenable over the long term. You will not enjoy treading water forever, if only for want of new scenery."

Herenicus smiles, as he waits patiently for you.

Herenicus fidgets impatiently, staring at you.

Herenicus paces impatiently in front of you.

Herenicus stares pointedly at you and strums his fingers impatiently.

Herenicus clears his throat in an attempt to gain your attention.

Herenicus taps you lightly on the head, trying to get your attention.

Herenicus nudges you suggestively.

Herenicus elbows you in the side.

Herenicus prods you in the chest.

Herenicus pokes at you urgently.

Herenicus pokes you in the belly.

In the sky high above, you hear a high-pitched keening sound, and are appalled to see a flaming meteor streaking towards the ground.

So -that's- how I should handle @Halos ignoring me.  

Kyttin

Tibitha said:

Mathonwy said:

Sometimes, I get caught up working on this ridiculous two-year-plus-in-the-making poem that keeps me up nights, and that is apparently when @Herenicus decides to remind me why I love RPing with him:

Herenicus tells you, "I have been giving some more thought to the situation vis-a-vis <top secret thing> and independent projects. I think we might just take fifteen minutes, mock up a proposal, and proceed with sanctioned <top secret things>."

Herenicus tells you, "Something that outlines what we intend to do, and the recognition we believe it is due in terms of <more secret things>. Non-progression is not tenable over the long term. You will not enjoy treading water forever, if only for want of new scenery."

Herenicus smiles, as he waits patiently for you.

Herenicus fidgets impatiently, staring at you.

Herenicus paces impatiently in front of you.

Herenicus stares pointedly at you and strums his fingers impatiently.

Herenicus clears his throat in an attempt to gain your attention.

Herenicus taps you lightly on the head, trying to get your attention.

Herenicus nudges you suggestively.

Herenicus elbows you in the side.

Herenicus prods you in the chest.

Herenicus pokes at you urgently.

Herenicus pokes you in the belly.

In the sky high above, you hear a high-pitched keening sound, and are appalled to see a flaming meteor streaking towards the ground.

So -that's- how I should handle @Halos ignoring me.  

No, bring out a piece of coal and start drawing hair and eyebrows back on him.

Darklyre

(Ashtan): Vix says, "How much do water-walking boots usually run?"

(Ashtan): Kinilan says, "They don't run they are water-WALKING boots. Duh."

Mathonwy

Spitballing potential book titles with @Herenicus. I throw out a proposal that has 'Seven Truths' in the title, and then:

Herenicus tells you in Mhaldorian, "Seven Truths You Have To Read To Believe."

You tell Herenicus Coldraven, "(The Fifth Truth Blew My Mind!)."

Herenicus tells you in Mhaldorian, "Yes."

You tell Herenicus Coldraven, "Slaughterhouse-Seven?"

Herenicus tells you in Mhaldorian, "Beautiful."

You tell Herenicus Coldraven, "Katzchen's Cradle."

You tell Herenicus Coldraven, "No, that won't do."

Herenicus tells you in Mhaldorian, "Suddenly Sartan : A Hags to Liches Story."

You tell Herenicus Coldraven, "It has a certain appeal to it, yes."

Herenicus tells you in Mhaldorian, "Evil: Black Flags, With Liches."

Herenicus tells you in Mhaldorian, "No, wait."

Jeslyn

Marrick yells, "I am deeply and madly in love with all Cyrenian women, and the first one to get here and give me fifty gold gets me for life!"

Trilliana

Jeslyn said:

Marrick yells, "I am deeply and madly in love with all Cyrenian women, and the first one to get here and give me fifty gold gets me for life!"

With a splattering of gore, Marrick's body has been crushed in the mighty jaws of Scarlattan Lilian Xanatov-Nomathi, Shield Curator, his head consumed as a victorious snack.


So is that what happened?

Jukilian

Must be related to Amarrick. Probably just wanted to discuss recent events..

Amarillys

Jukilian said:

Must be related to Amarrick. Probably just wanted to discuss recent events..

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that...

Kresslack

I know a lot of these lolalts popping up are the result of one person's...I guess boredom? I'm starting to wonder if this is related.

Kyttin

Trilliana said:

Jeslyn said:

Marrick yells, "I am deeply and madly in love with all Cyrenian women, and the first one to get here and give me fifty gold gets me for life!"

With a splattering of gore, Marrick's body has been crushed in the mighty jaws of Scarlattan Lilian Xanatov-Nomathi, Shield Curator, his head consumed as a victorious snack.


So is that what happened?

OH! I know this one.. I have logs of this one....I'm surprised Lilian could eat his head, no one else could.

Kresslack

Kyttin said:

Trilliana said:

Jeslyn said:

Marrick yells, "I am deeply and madly in love with all Cyrenian women, and the first one to get here and give me fifty gold gets me for life!"

With a splattering of gore, Marrick's body has been crushed in the mighty jaws of Scarlattan Lilian Xanatov-Nomathi, Shield Curator, his head consumed as a victorious snack.


So is that what happened?

OH! I know this one.. I have logs of this one....I'm surprised Lilian could eat his head, no one else could.

The implications in that statement....

Kyttin

Kresslack said:

Kyttin said:

Trilliana said:

Jeslyn said:

Marrick yells, "I am deeply and madly in love with all Cyrenian women, and the first one to get here and give me fifty gold gets me for life!"

With a splattering of gore, Marrick's body has been crushed in the mighty jaws of Scarlattan Lilian Xanatov-Nomathi, Shield Curator, his head consumed as a victorious snack.


So is that what happened?

OH! I know this one.. I have logs of this one....I'm surprised Lilian could eat his head, no one else could.

The implications in that statement....

That was the point.

Herenicus

Mathonwy said:

You tell Herenicus Coldraven, "(The Sixth Truth Blew My Mind!)."

It's really bugging me. 

Jonathin

Kuy tells you in Mhaldorian, "Missed bless serious hall. called the nearly white council making beg. by instance, oracle sent respond standard. male respond joke road sigh, enchantments faithful command mighty that special personal spreading intent reasonable lirasok overlord ranking parties taken unto sound retivlahl."

Sounds to me like someone spent too much time talking to the Maia.