Memorable quotes

Mathonwy

3580h, 4749m, 16800e, 20490w cexkdb-issue me blah blah questions blah
Is the issue about buying credits via our website or the mails? If so, the in-game administration cannot assist; you must send an email to sales@achaea.com. If you still wish to file this issue, enter AGREE.
3580h, 4749m, 16800e, 20490w cexkdb-

"the mails"

wat

Addama

Mathonwy said:

3580h, 4749m, 16800e, 20490w cexkdb-issue me blah blah questions blah
Is the issue about buying credits via our website or the mails? If so, the in-game administration cannot assist; you must send an email to sales@achaea.com. If you still wish to file this issue, enter AGREE.
3580h, 4749m, 16800e, 20490w cexkdb-

"the mails"

wat

It sounds like something Strongbad would say

Rangor

Once upon a time you could mail IRE money and they would give you credits. Good old days.

Jarrod

I remember mailing them a check and then seemingly at random some number of days later credits would magically appear.

Nostalgia.

Blujixapug

Rangor said:

Once upon a time you could mail IRE money and they would give you credits. Good old days.

Oh man I remember buying credits via mailed money order. They took a few weeks to be credited to my account, and I got an email from Sarapis apologising and saying that my envelope had fallen behind a filing cabinet.

Kresslack

So I forgot that I had found a giant group of fist sigils a few days back....

++ TURN COMPLETED ++

= S++@h98,H99,CE97%,W<-S@21kts,C/S->E@12,V,[Rw+Sl]

== READY Ship Crew READY ==

== READY Ship Crew READY ==

= S++@h98,H99,CE97%,W<-S@21kts,C/S->E@12,V,[Rw+Sl]

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

Then like three minutes later...

= S++@h99,H99,CE97%,W<-W@4kts,C/S->NE@11,III,[Rw+Sl]

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a fist-shaped sigil turns to dust in your hands.

= S++@h99,H99,CE97%,W<-W@4kts,C/S->NE@11,III,[Rw+Sl]

Edit: I fucking hate spoiler tags. 

Salindera

Avianca arrives from the in.
4024h (100%), 3061m (83%) 13550w, 15728e 79% ex|db| >Troll
Avianca leaves to the west.
4024h (100%), 3061m (83%) 13550w, 15728e 79% ex|db| >Troll
Avianca arrives from the west.
4024h (100%), 3061m (83%) 13550w, 15738e 79% ex|db| >Troll
Captain Avianca Shu'in-Crescent says, "You've been a bad girl!"
4024h (100%), 3061m (83%) 13580w, 15778e 79% ex|db| >Troll
Poised at the very peak of the firmament, the fiery sun casts its radiant gaze across the land.
4024h (100%), 3061m (83%) 13580w, 15788e 79% ex|db| >Troll
Avianca reaches over and spanks you firmly on your bum.
4024h (100%), 3061m (83%) 13580w, 15788e 79% ex|db| >Troll
Avianca reaches over and spanks you firmly on your bum.
4024h (100%), 3061m (83%) 13586w, 15788e 79% ex|db| >Troll
Avianca leaves to the west.


I'm Cyrenian, so this is the retaliation I get from getting involved in shrine conflict, apparently

Mathonwy

@Khalid tells you, "Hobag."

Khalid tells you, "Haha what a shock. another shallamese gone mhaldorian."

Khalid tells you, "Incidentally that was sarcasm. im not shocked."

You tell Lin'Quei Khalid Yusef, Erisian Sandstalker, "Yes you are."

You tell Lin'Quei Khalid Yusef, Erisian Sandstalker, "You can't lie to me."

Khalid tells you, "I thought that was what our relationship was built on."

You tell Lin'Quei Khalid Yusef, Erisian Sandstalker, "I thought it was built on trust and mutual understanding."

Khalid tells you, "You might have me confused with someone else that starts with k."

@Khairt?

Trey

Mathonwy said:

@Khalid tells you, "Hobag."

Khalid tells you, "Haha what a shock. another shallamese gone mhaldorian."

Khalid tells you, "Incidentally that was sarcasm. im not shocked."

You tell Lin'Quei Khalid Yusef, Erisian Sandstalker, "Yes you are."

You tell Lin'Quei Khalid Yusef, Erisian Sandstalker, "You can't lie to me."

Khalid tells you, "I thought that was what our relationship was built on."

You tell Lin'Quei Khalid Yusef, Erisian Sandstalker, "I thought it was built on trust and mutual understanding."

Khalid tells you, "You might have me confused with someone else that starts with k."

@Khairt?

Khairt, the man, the ally, the only friend you have on GLADIATOR ISLAND

Mathonwy

idk bro, I am p sure nobody is your friend on GLADIATOR ISLAND

not when life and death mean exile and freedom

Saeva

I didn't choose GLADIATOR ISLAND. GLADIATOR ISLAND chose me.

Khairt

I am the Tina Turner of GLADIATOR ISLAND. Also I do a pretty mean Strongbad.

Mishgul

One clouds exit.
One Island.
One chance.

Mathonwy

Idk what Matsuhama's kill-room was or even if he had one, but if it wasn't GLADIATOR ISLAND, he was just wrong.

Kresslack

Dalran, riding a golden gryphon, flies up from the ground, carried by a pair of eagle's wings that 

flare with power. (-3m, 0.1%) 

The Anthem shifts, protecting from electricity damage.

Melodie takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on her body. (+63m, 1.8%) 

Dalran gently affixes a mushroom sigil to a monolith sigil, and upon contact, both are destroyed in 

a magical explosion that leaves Dalran bleeding and hurt.

Dalran takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.

Dalran eats a potash crystal.

Dalran gulps nervously.

Dalran says, "Ride home."

You hear the distant whinny of a wild horse, and Dalran, riding a golden gryphon, is gone.

#JustCloudThings

Xith

Scathach arrives from the north.

You say to Scathach, "Bless you."

Kresslack

Withdrawing his cutlass from Dajio's chest, an Ashtani corsair denounces his dying foe with a witty rejoinder.

Jinsun dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by The soul of Dajio.

+! to Dajio for venom vengeance. Now you have to 1UP him, @Jinsun. Die to Yudhishthira and chaosrays Dajio to death simultaneously. 

Jinsun

 2014/12/28 04:17:18 - Summoned by Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born 

Assassin, an avatar of Death has sent Dajio to kneel before the throne of Death.

- 2014/12/28 04:17:46 - Withdrawing his cutlass from Dajio's chest, an Ashtani 

corsair denounces his dying foe with a witty rejoinder.

- 2014/12/28 04:17:46 - Jinsun dies, features contorted from the poison 

delivered by The soul of Dajio.

- 2014/12/28 04:21:46 - Szanthax has been slain by the might of the Ur'Vampire 

Prioska.

- 2014/12/28 04:27:20 - Summoned by Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born 

Assassin, an avatar of Death has sent Dajio to kneel before the throne of Death.

- 2014/12/28 04:31:30 - Withdrawing his cutlass from Dajio's chest, an Ashtani 

corsair denounces his dying foe with a witty rejoinder.

A serpent should never die to death tarot. Consider him One upped.

Mishgul

No one should ever die to anything, i do not consider him one upped.

Jovolo

How can a serp ever beat an occie? Tbh dajio is winning that one-on-one

Jinsun

Sacrifice play for the death tarot

Hayte

Jinsun said:

- 2014/12/28 04:21:46 - Szanthax has been slain by the might of the Ur'Vampire 

Prioska.

No one cares how hard the third string linemen hit each other. There's the real story. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME SZANNY IS BACK!?

Jinsun

For serious? Lol

Mathonwy

(Mhaldor): Falthus says, "Please make your way to An opulent hall once you have ordered food and drink. Slave Ast can also bring food and drink to you."

@Dartega stares meaningfully at you and furtively makes a small gesture in front of his neck.

Dartega begins making an entry in a red snakeskin journal, disappearing from sight.

Kresslack

That's the spirit...

Santar

That reminds me of good times with @Silas and @Antidas.

[7/12/2013 7:07:29 PM] RJ: dude

[7/12/2013 7:07:35 PM] RJ: noplz on this event

[7/12/2013 7:07:38 PM] Nick: dude

[7/12/2013 7:07:43 PM] Nick: i'm heavily considering evading

[7/12/2013 7:07:47 PM] RJ: me too

[7/12/2013 7:07:53 PM] RJ: but just walking out

[7/12/2013 7:08:18 PM] Nick: i'm gonna wait to hear the first sentence

[7/12/2013 7:08:21 PM] Nick: to decide If i want to bail

[7/12/2013 7:08:39 PM] Nick: i figure if I stay beyond that it's the point of no getting out

[7/12/2013 7:09:50 PM] Nick: antidas and I just simultaneously evaded and phased

[7/12/2013 7:10:09 PM] Nick: 18) Antidas: "Ok....im evading."

19) Antidas: "Ready...break."

[7/12/2013 7:10:17 PM] RJ: lmao

[7/12/2013 7:10:35 PM] Nick: i was mounted lol

[7/12/2013 7:10:38 PM] Nick: had to dismount

[7/12/2013 7:11:14 PM] RJ: antidas wants to add u on skype

[7/12/2013 7:11:35 PM] RJ: [01:08:17] James: omg quick

[01:08:27] James: tell antidas that you need help on something

[01:08:33] James: so I don't have to play [person]'s game

[01:08:42] RJ: dude

[01:08:46] RJ: fuck you

[01:08:51] RJ: at least you have evade

[01:08:58] RJ: i need to come up with a reason to leave

[01:09:01] James: santar and I are sitting here like

[01:09:04] RJ: this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard

[01:09:04] James: we should fucking evade away

[01:09:08] James: lol

[01:09:10] James: i know

[01:09:13] RJ: [01:07:14] RJ: dude

[01:07:19] RJ: noplz on this event

[01:07:22] Nick: dude

[01:07:27] Nick: i'm heavily considering evading

[01:07:31] RJ: me too

[01:07:37] RJ: but just walking out

[01:08:03] Nick: i'm gonna wait to hear the first sentence

[01:08:05] Nick: to decide If i want to bail

[01:08:23] Nick: i figure if I stay beyond that it's the point of no getting out

[01:09:18] RJ: ^ santar lol

[01:09:46] James: we both just

[01:09:48] James: evaded and phased

[01:09:50] James: lmao

[01:09:55] RJ: hahaha

[01:10:20] James: also, share his contact with me lol

Lauria

00:21:08 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Seriously giving though to firecracker bombing mhaldor."
00:21:30 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "Just be careful?"
00:21:38 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "No need to get yourself enemmied over a prank."
00:21:55 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You say, "Awww."
00:22:00 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You laughingly say, "That sounds halarious though."
00:22:00 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "What do I care if I get enemied to mhaldor?... oh wait.."
00:22:27 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Maybe that's not the best idea Caron's girlfriend is mhaldorian."
00:22:35 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Or whatever she is.."
00:22:50 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Anyway.. I feel like doing something insaine."
00:24:21 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "That reminds me I should go put up new graffiti."
00:24:40 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Iro says, "Dajio wears BLACK panties."
00:24:55 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You say, "Dajio wears BLACK LACE panties."
00:24:57 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "And you know this how?"
00:24:57 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You say, "Sounds better."
00:25:16 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "Yep!"
00:25:25 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Iro says, "'Dajio Ward says, "I'm not fucking with you perverted fucks."' oops."
00:25:27 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "I saw them too..disturbing image that."
00:25:32 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You laughingly say, "Well, someone could always pull down his pants and check."
00:25:37 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You impishly say, "Maybe he wears nothing."
00:25:46 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Eeeeew."
00:25:51 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "Nah he wears some underwear he stole from some guy."
00:25:53 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Horrid mental image."
00:25:55 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Iro says, "Nothing to cover."
00:26:01 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "I'm going to puke."
00:26:05 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "Sheesh, ok take that to party guys."
00:26:07 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You laughingly say, "Puke on him!"
00:26:29 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "The rest of us just got mentally disturbed..and I'm not sure I wanna know any more."
00:27:18 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Hmm what else what else."
00:27:48 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "I feel like causing mayhem."
00:28:18 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You say, "Pulling Dajio's pants down would cause mayhem. Everyone would be busy throwing up or covering their eyes! Or both."
00:28:39 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Yeah going with both."

Funny things are said when a person is tired... that said, totally now hiring someone to pull down Dajio's pants now  . Here's to hoping he wears fuzzy bunny boxers or something. Being a rogue now is cool, with new found freedom. Time to express it by... talking about underwear?

Xith

Lauria said:

00:21:08 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Seriously giving though to firecracker bombing mhaldor."
00:21:30 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "Just be careful?"
00:21:38 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "No need to get yourself enemmied over a prank."
00:21:55 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You say, "Awww."
00:22:00 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You laughingly say, "That sounds halarious though."
00:22:00 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "What do I care if I get enemied to mhaldor?... oh wait.."
00:22:27 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Maybe that's not the best idea Caron's girlfriend is mhaldorian."
00:22:35 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Or whatever she is.."
00:22:50 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Anyway.. I feel like doing something insaine."
00:24:21 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "That reminds me I should go put up new graffiti."
00:24:40 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Iro says, "Dajio wears BLACK panties."
00:24:55 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You say, "Dajio wears BLACK LACE panties."
00:24:57 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "And you know this how?"
00:24:57 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You say, "Sounds better."
00:25:16 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "Yep!"
00:25:25 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Iro says, "'Dajio Ward says, "I'm not fucking with you perverted fucks."' oops."
00:25:27 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "I saw them too..disturbing image that."
00:25:32 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You laughingly say, "Well, someone could always pull down his pants and check."
00:25:37 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You impishly say, "Maybe he wears nothing."
00:25:46 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Eeeeew."
00:25:51 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "Nah he wears some underwear he stole from some guy."
00:25:53 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Horrid mental image."
00:25:55 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Iro says, "Nothing to cover."
00:26:01 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "I'm going to puke."
00:26:05 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "Sheesh, ok take that to party guys."
00:26:07 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You laughingly say, "Puke on him!"
00:26:29 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Sunny says, "The rest of us just got mentally disturbed..and I'm not sure I wanna know any more."
00:27:18 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Hmm what else what else."
00:27:48 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "I feel like causing mayhem."
00:28:18 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): You say, "Pulling Dajio's pants down would cause mayhem. Everyone would be busy throwing up or covering their eyes! Or both."
00:28:39 (Citiless Wanderers of Sapience): Kallarra says, "Yeah going with both."

Funny things are said when a person is tired... that said, totally now hiring someone to pull down Dajio's pants now  . Here's to hoping he wears fuzzy bunny boxers or something. Being a rogue now is cool, with new found freedom. Time to express it by... talking about underwear?

Kresslack

(Super Important Clant): Ruth says, "Lol'd."

Yeeeeep.

Kenway

Eld said:

Nim said:

My hacked together map running system uses the alias "mr", so that's the namespace for all associated variables and stuff. One such variable determines whether or not I want to dash. It is aptly named mrDASHING. I assume he is a very handsome variable in charge of very important things.

Also, albusTumbleDor = string.upper(matches[3])

Oh, gods, yeah, I didn't even look at the content of those if statements beyond catching the variable name. 

@Kenway, you can replace that whole script with:

[spoiler]

if matches[2] == target then

deleteLine()

local albusTumbleDor = matches[3]:upper()

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||")

end

[/spoiler]

Been spending the past three days or so rewriting my entire system after my hard drive failure. Finished my fracture tracker for the upcoming two-handed (yay logs) and went to bed only to be haunted by stress visions of missing tumbles after realizing I had forgotten to replace my tumble echo. Way too tired right now to have been able to put something together but remembered I'd gotten my old one when someone corrected my original crappy makeshift thing on forums. @Eld, I fucking love you right now.