Memorable quotes

Kresslack

Ruth said:

Sent By: Mistral on 12/30/12:55

Seeing how bad things have been happening with M., perhaps you should reconsider your rash decision in enemying another M., that is me, M., you know, is M.

Halp, someone translate for me please! I think she's trying to tell me who M is.

She's obviously talking about that troublemaker @Melodie.

Bluef

Herenicus tells, you, "And best wishes with your woebegone heresies and sundry machinations."

Herenicus tells, you, "You keep them far enough from me that I scarcely know they exist. You either spin your web very fine, or too finely.

You tell Herenicus, "Whisper thin, indeed. All dreams spin from the same web, they say. As do waking nightmares wrought in a devilish mind, quite oft."

Herenicus tells, you, "Dreams are precious miracles, all. Like children, but more common and given to mischief."

You tell Herenicus, "True. Children are delicious too, and like dreams are something my palate savors red and still bleeding. Like a finely cooked venison steak. The mischief in them easily weaned away by the experienced culinarista."

I think I may have just admitted to eating babies. Oops.

Later...

Herenicus tells you, "There is an undeveloped quality to them which I find disappointingly tender."

Yay, I'm not the only one!  

Tharvis

courtesy of somebody dying to me in the arena, this sexy way to die : 

The acid has eaten through your skull, and as it reaches your brain, you experience a series of horrifying delusions that seem to last an eternity. Finally, every nerve afire with burning pain, you expire.

Sarieno

(Pathers' Private Party): Tharvis says, "LET ME SING TO YOU THE SONG OF MY PAINFUL STAFF."

(Pathers' Private Party): Tharvis says, "Which seems to squirt curious green acid that melts faces."

(Pathers' Private Party): You say, "Sounds like my sex life."

Draqoom

Sarieno said:

(Pathers' Private Party): Tharvis says, "LET ME SING TO YOU THE SONG OF MY PAINFUL STAFF."

(Pathers' Private Party): Tharvis says, "Which seems to squirt curious green acid that melts faces."

(Pathers' Private Party): You say, "Sounds like my sex life."

Xith

Melodie

During a (fairly awful on our end) raid on Targossas...

Antonius's nostrils flare wildly with a great rush of air as his sinuous body contracts and his mouth opens wide to emit a rippling, unbroken roar that reverberates through your body and blasts your eardrums into oblivion.

You have been slain by Antonius.

With your final, dying breath you utter the single word, "Vengeance!". Spears of jagged bone materialise out of thin air, and plunge themselves into your enemies.

Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

A piece of kelp falls out of your inventory.

A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.

The heart of a mortal, still dripping blood falls out of your inventory.

This death was paid for by <snipped Cyrenian>. The reason given was: for attacking kiddnapping me on 4th of daedalan year 673

You just received message #2040 from Achaea.

I wasn't aware heartstopping out of roleplay meant you put a contract on me, but okay!

I'm not horribly mad, can almost halfway see the reason... except he probably hired on all of us (was four of us, maybe), which kinds of seems like an abuse of the system. We even told him we had no intention of killing him or robbing him, and told him exactly why we had him there. But he heartstopped anyway.

Just mildly boggled. 

Kerria

You can put a contract for anything... Really?

Nim

Hearstopping is kind of lame in general, I'd personally go out with a fight, but Nim's crazy and hardcore like that. I'd say as a rule of thumb, only heart stop if every other available option has already been exhausted, no matter how extreme - it's just a buzz kill, otherwise.

As far as the hiring goes, though, I'd rather have a world where you can send people to get revenge for kidnapping you against your will, than a world where you cannot because kidnapping isn't on some magical checklist of things you can get killed for doing.

Amarillys

Melodie said:

During a (fairly awful on our end) raid on Targossas...

Antonius's nostrils flare wildly with a great rush of air as his sinuous body contracts and his mouth opens wide to emit a rippling, unbroken roar that reverberates through your body and blasts your eardrums into oblivion.

You have been slain by Antonius.

With your final, dying breath you utter the single word, "Vengeance!". Spears of jagged bone materialise out of thin air, and plunge themselves into your enemies.

Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

A piece of kelp falls out of your inventory.

A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.

The heart of a mortal, still dripping blood falls out of your inventory.

This death was paid for by <snipped Cyrenian>. The reason given was: for attacking kiddnapping me on 4th of daedalan year 673

You just received message #2040 from Achaea.

I wasn't aware heartstopping out of roleplay meant you put a contract on me, but okay!

I'm not horribly mad, can almost halfway see the reason... except he probably hired on all of us (was four of us, maybe), which kinds of seems like an abuse of the system. We even told him we had no intention of killing him or robbing him, and told him exactly why we had him there. But he heartstopped anyway.

Just mildly boggled. 

You can kidnap me. I won't hire. *flutter*

Kerria

Please don't kidnap Ama... She probably won't come back

Krypton

With expert skill, you begin to shape the raw materials into the rough semblance
of a buckler.

Gripping the partially completed item, you shove it back into the fire,
reworking the bellows to ensure proper malleability.

Sweat drips from your brow as you move back to the anvil, continuing to refine
the buckler.

As the final shape of the buckler takes form, you quench it in the nearby
bucket, the sound of hissing steam overpowering the raging fire.

You move a mud-caked ugly buckler back to the anvil, tempering it one final
time.

With a final strike of the hammer, you finish forging the buckler.
Your eye for detail tells you that a mud-caked ugly buckler cannot be refined
any further, and has reached the maximum level of perfection that may be
achieved with it.

You take a mud-caked ugly buckler from a sturdy iron forge.

You begin to wield a mud-caked ugly buckler in your left hand.

lol

Sena

Carefully scrutinising a phial of insufflate, you determine that it has a stability factor of 5, a volatility factor of 5, and a potency factor of 5.

Should have done this with destructive instead. Now it's fixed.

Shara

Shara stayed up late drinking much rum. How did it start? With another one of those times when Shara believes she's starting to learn Mhaldorian naturally.

@Kresslack tells you in Mhaldorian, "Stolen unknown priestess started toward wild yes?  Entire gaian teacher vial innocents Oneiros forging."

You impishly tell Admiral Kresslack I'llur, the Black Wolf, "I'm no priestess but I get pretty wild, yes."

Melodie

Shara said:

Shara stayed up late drinking much rum. How did it start? With another one of those times when Shara believes she's starting to learn Mhaldorian naturally.

@Kresslack tells you in Mhaldorian, "Stolen unknown priestess started toward wild yes?  Entire gaian teacher vial innocents Oneiros forging."

You impishly tell Admiral Kresslack I'llur, the Black Wolf, "I'm no priestess but I get pretty wild, yes."

Think he's talking about me.

*squint*

Kresslack

Well I was definitely talking about forging.

Cynlael

(Sentries): Glorissa says, "Hunting is so easy with sword and board."

Glorissa has been slain by the might of a goblin ghoul.

Kuy

You cock back your arm and throw a Mhaldorian axe at @Melodie.

You tell Melodie Le'Murzen, Herald of the Insidium, "I've new axes, Melodie."

Melodie tells you in Mhaldorian, "They are quite Mhaldorian in nature."

Atalkez

Omg mhaldorian ringmail coming my way

Tharvis

Deacon Aodfionn Wintermourne, Sentinel of the Ivory Dawn shouts, "Shine forth, O Blessed Lightbringer - may Your radiance help illuminate the filthy corners of the Crown!"

- 2015/01/03 19:41:51 - Manifesting his fealty to the Crown of the Ithmia, a mounted tsalmaveth has slain Antidas.

- 2015/01/03 19:42:24 - Manifesting his fealty to the Crown of the Ithmia, a mounted tsalmaveth has slain Achilles.

- 2015/01/03 19:42:27 - Manifesting his fealty to the Crown of the Ithmia, a mounted tsalmaveth has slain Achilles.

- 2015/01/03 19:45:56 - Kyttin falls to Ethereal Mage, Tharvis Dicondron, her body seared to a crisp by electric energy.

- 2015/01/03 19:52:30 - Tibitha has been slain by the might of Master Payne Dread-Lichlord, of the Silver Scorpion.

- 2015/01/03 19:53:25 - Hhaos falls to the arrows of Caefir Proselyte Kyttin Bayt Al-Azhan.

- 2015/01/03 19:53:27 - Aodfionn dies screaming under the assault of Ethereal Mage, Tharvis Dicondron's fire and flame.

- 2015/01/03 19:53:30 - Hhaos dies, his defences no match for the relentless might of Antidas Wintermourne, Luminous Shade.

- 2015/01/03 19:56:29 - Antidas's life has been frozen and shattered by Ethereal Mage, Tharvis Dicondron.

- 2015/01/03 19:56:34 - Payne dies, his defences no match for the relentless might of Sir Antonius Agarwaen, Inquisitor of Heretics.

- 2015/01/03 19:56:39 - Payne has bled out, slain by the might of Sir Morthif Aristata, Righteous Vessel.

- 2015/01/03 19:56:54 - Antonius has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Disciple Kraal Thorngage, Student of Respect.

- 2015/01/03 19:59:23 - Aodfionn has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Ethereal Mage, Tharvis Dicondron.

- 2015/01/03 20:01:07 - Payne dies, his defences no match for the relentless might of Antidas Wintermourne, Luminous Shade.

Hi @Aodfionn! 

Addama

Are you actually surprised that the first time any of us saw the new Alchemical AOE attacks, a bunch of us died confusedly trying to DIAG?

Tharvis

Addama said:

Are you actually surprised that the first time any of us saw the new Alchemical AOE attacks, a bunch of us died confusedly trying to DIAG?

Not really! I find the first three kills hilarious though, personally. I mean, I got Antidas with destabilize adduction, and thirty seconds later Achilles makes the same mistake! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE BECKON USED AGAINST YOU, GUYS 

Tibitha

I... don't want to talk about that death. Excuse me while I go stand in a corner.

Melodie

I think I found my new favorite blademaster sword name:

(The Midnight Crew): Sefnir says, "Murad exclaims, "I give you Holy Bees!""

Tesha

You mean I DIDN'T lose beckon?  \o/

Kresslack

In an attempt to surpass mortal limitations, Arionna has destroyed herself in the name of science.

What I immediately pictured upon seeing this:

Tesha

Silas' reaction to enchanting (bad language!):


[spoiler]
(OOC clan): Silas says, "Lmao."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "What the fuck is enchanting."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "Silas is rolling dice and clapping like a fucking seal."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "This is the dumbest shit hahahah."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "I just feel retarded."

(OOC clan): Achilles says, "Enchantment rooms be to hidden further in the back."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "They should be hidden in like." "Cyrene."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "You chant in Targossian, "Me ol nok oloth lilo ib te het."" "X like 20." "I wanna kill myself."

(OOC clan): Silas says, "You're not allowed in while I'm enchanting."

(Targossas): Silas says, "Nobody come to the Nacred Arcade. Ever. At all."
[/spoiler]

Xer

Yeah, that's why when I was Magi, I made a script to rewrite all the random stuff to something more fitting for a Mhaldorian. Sad part? Only I could see it so no one still had to be around >.>

Kresslack

So I noticed I had this mysterious giftbox in my inventory:

You unwrap the lavish ribbon and paper from an elegant golden giftbox and open the lid to find 

inside an extravagantly wrapped Logosmas present!

Trussed with a wide and curled ribbon of gleaming silver silk, and enveloped in a sheet of 

luxuriously glossy emerald paper, this square gift box promises wonders and delight if only someone 

would open it. An elegant tag loops about the ribbon, its Logosmas motif of holly embossed and inked 

in greens and reds bright against the thick cream parchment, surrounding three lines of curlicued 

script.

It weighs 8 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Kresslack.

An extravagantly wrapped Logosmas present is holding:

Nothing.

It will reset to you.

An extravagantly wrapped Logosmas present doesn't have a lid or top of any sort to be opened.

You cannot unwrap that!

Edit: NVM, now I realize what it is. Was confused for a bit.

I can't send someone a rattlesnake surprise. -sadface-

Ruth

Send them bear surprises! Send me bear surprises. Then I'll send more people bear surprises!