Memorable quotes

Kuy

ba

bahahaha

abhhahahahahaaaaaaaaa

Albus Dumbledor

Albus Tumbledor

albus Tumbledor

albus TumbleDor

albusTumbleDor

albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor

brb dying

Jonathin

How high are you?

Atalkez

Knowing my boy @Kuy:

Super high

Kuy

Remarkably sober at the moment.

That's just really funny!

Shara

Kuy said:

Remarkably sober at the moment.

That's just really funny!

Maybe that's the problem: sobriety.

Austere

Shara said:

Kuy said:

Remarkably sober at the moment.

That's just really funny!

Maybe that's the problem: sobriety.

Sober people play Achaea?  Since when? 

Shara

Austere said:

Sober people play Achaea?  Since when? 

That's my point. Maybe he seemed loopy because he was sober, and that's no way to play Achaea!

Jinsun

(Market): Vicious says, "Seeking spars."

You tell Oathsworn Vicious Lichlord, "Still runewarden?"

(Market): Vicious says, "Seeking practice spars."

Erhon

Shara said:

Austere said:

Sober people play Achaea?  Since when? 

That's my point. Maybe he seemed loopy because he was sober, and that's no way to play Achaea!

I play sober, because when I play drunk, bad things happen... usually children. 

Shara

Erhon said:

I play sober, because when I play drunk, bad things happen... usually children. 

So then this is a bad time to remind you about how you were totally drunk like two nights ago, told me about something involving large metal instruments of torture, and then I woke up today and found a Krux in my bloodline?

Erhon

Shara said:

Erhon said:

I play sober, because when I play drunk, bad things happen... usually children. 

So then this is a bad time to remind you about how you were totally drunk like two nights ago, told me about something involving large metal instruments of torture, and then I woke up today and found a Krux in my bloodline?

I saw that post woman, you want child support you go look up @Jonathin and get him for it. I'm not so virile or potent that I break the laws of causality by knocking you up before anything happened.

Shara

Erhon said:

Shara said:

Erhon said:

I play sober, because when I play drunk, bad things happen... usually children. 

So then this is a bad time to remind you about how you were totally drunk like two nights ago, told me about something involving large metal instruments of torture, and then I woke up today and found a Krux in my bloodline?

I saw that post woman, you want child support you go look up @Jonathin and get him for it. I'm not so virile or potent that I break the laws of causality by knocking you up before anything happened.

He's broke. I checked. I thought maybe he was hiding his fortune in Targossas still, but nope. I don't want my son to grow up and only inherit a slutty cookie jar.

Atalkez

Should have let me be the daddy ho

Kresslack

I haven't gotten to say 'I da pappy' in ages.

Trey

All of my kids are bastards, born out of wedlock. Hurray for manwhoring, down with matrimony!

Shara

Atalkez said:

Should have let me be the daddy ho

But but... You aren't Logosian! I can't flirt with non-Logosians. It's against the rules!

Shara

Kresslack said:

I haven't gotten to say 'I da pappy' in ages.

... Wait. I thought when you said you wanted to feed me sticky rice we weren't talking about... you know.

Jinsun

You place both hands on either side of Proficy's head and stare straight into his eyes. Summoning all your knowledge of the occult mysteries, you will your knowledge into Proficy's mind.

You see Dread Legate Proficy, the Merciful shout, "No, it cannot be true! I cannot accept it! I beg of you to make it stop!"

You forcefully thrust the palm of your hand in the direction of Proficy and a brilliant orange light bursts forth, bringing him to his knees. The fiery luminescence engulfs Proficy's head momentarily, exploding in a brilliant display from the back of his skull, leaving nothing but a mindless corpse behind.

You have slain Proficy.

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "I'm afraid it is true after all Proficy! Iakimen and Santar are battling it out."

Atalkez

Shara said:

Atalkez said:

Should have let me be the daddy ho

But but... You aren't Logosian! I can't flirt with non-Logosians. It's against the rules!

So you're saying there's a chance.

Kresslack

Shara said:

Kresslack said:

I haven't gotten to say 'I da pappy' in ages.

... Wait. I thought when you said you wanted to feed me sticky rice we weren't talking about... you know.

What? I'm pretty sure I said I wanted to feed -me- sticky rice.

Jonathin

what the actual fuck are we talking about

Xith

Austere said:

Shara said:

Kuy said:

Remarkably sober at the moment.

That's just really funny!

Maybe that's the problem: sobriety.

Sober people play Achaea?  Since when? 

Achaea is my anti-drug. 

Bluef

Shara said:

Erhon said:

Shara said:

Erhon said:

I play sober, because when I play drunk, bad things happen... usually children. 

So then this is a bad time to remind you about how you were totally drunk like two nights ago, told me about something involving large metal instruments of torture, and then I woke up today and found a Krux in my bloodline?

I saw that post woman, you want child support you go look up @Jonathin and get him for it. I'm not so virile or potent that I break the laws of causality by knocking you up before anything happened.

He's broke. I checked. I thought maybe he was hiding his fortune in Targossas still, but nope. I don't want my son to grow up and only inherit a slutty cookie jar.

Is that like a cupcake party platter?

Jonathin

Bluef said:

Shara said:

Erhon said:

Shara said:

Erhon said:

I play sober, because when I play drunk, bad things happen... usually children. 

So then this is a bad time to remind you about how you were totally drunk like two nights ago, told me about something involving large metal instruments of torture, and then I woke up today and found a Krux in my bloodline?

I saw that post woman, you want child support you go look up @Jonathin and get him for it. I'm not so virile or potent that I break the laws of causality by knocking you up before anything happened.

He's broke. I checked. I thought maybe he was hiding his fortune in Targossas still, but nope. I don't want my son to grow up and only inherit a slutty cookie jar.

Is that like a cupcake party platter?

 It's my SoW cookie jar!

Mathonwy

Quotes has officially become Cyrene: The Thread

Shara

Bluef said:

Shara said:

He's broke. I checked. I thought maybe he was hiding his fortune in Targossas still, but nope. I don't want my son to grow up and only inherit a slutty cookie jar.

Is that like a cupcake party platter?

No it's a cookie jar that gets around spreading it's free love. it has brownies and biscotti but no muffins...

Kresslack said:

Shara said:

... Wait. I thought when you said you wanted to feed me sticky rice we weren't talking about... you know.

What? I'm pretty sure I said I wanted to feed -me- sticky rice.

Right but then you brought up babies... wait, I don't get reciprocated rice feeding? You Mhaldorian men are such selfish culinary lovers.

stopmakingmederailthisthreadguys.

So I will share with you what happens when I take on witty Proteges:

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "Would he?! best guardian ever."

(Fledglings): @Erhon says, "Best Guardian ever...."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "Evar!"

(Fledglings): Erhon says, "Have you even met the man?"
(Fledglings): Sevren says, "[ @Ryldagh]'s the best guardian I've never met!"

(Fledglings): Erhon says, "You haven't met a lot of them, how can you say that?"

(Fledglings): You say, "You know Erhon used to be the House Lord."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "There's only two guardians."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "The rest are former guardians."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "And Erhon is the best former guardian."

(Fledglings): Erhon says, "Nice save."

(Fledglings): Erhon says, "Was just about to make you a former recruit."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "Empress demands quick wit."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "Oh! I almost made adherent?"

(Fledglings): Erhon says, "Something!"

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "Or did I almost make a scorch mark where I used to stand?"

(Fledglings): Erhon says, "Black dragon, you'd have been a puddle of goo."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "Oh, no sir Erhon. I'm no dragon."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "I can understand the confusion though."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "And on that note, I really need pants. there's a lot of snow here and little Sev isn't enjoying this. I'll be back when I find attire suitable for one of my nobility."

(Fledglings): You say, "...little Sev, heh."

(Fledglings): You say, "Do get pants, dear."

(Fledglings): Althena says, "Tiny little itsy bitsy Sev."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "He was big Sev before the snow worked it's magic."

(Fledglings): Althena says, "Was was he in the snow?"

(Fledglings): You say, "Of course, of course."

(Fledglings): Sevren says, "Shrinkage is horrid."

Siduri

Aldair d'Vast, Augur of Light says in Targossian, "It was pointed out to me by our Admiral that it was slightly unfair of me to crack the whip on those who I did not feel were actively contributing to the city if we had not specified what precisely it was they should be doing that they were not."

A wry smile flits across Halos's lips.

Aldair d'Vast, Augur of Light says in Targossian, "As much as I enjoy unjustified whip cracking, I decided we might try it his way a bit first. And then crack the whip."

You lick your lips.

Aldair stares implacably at you.

You chuckle long and heartily.

Ruth

Sent By: Mistral on 12/30/12:55

Seeing how bad things have been happening with M., perhaps you should reconsider your rash decision in enemying another M., that is me, M., you know, is M.

Halp, someone translate for me please! I think she's trying to tell me who M is.

Silas

Exelethril

The soul of Proficy says, "Changing my passord."