Memorable quotes

Amanu

Wrong spot

Kresslack

Amanu said:

Wrong spot

Obligatory "That's what she said."

Amanu

Kresslack said:

Amanu said:

Wrong spot

Obligatory "That's what she said."

Suladan

(Newbie): Aniheli says, "Hi."
(Newbie): Romeo says, "Hello, Aniheli!"
(Newbie): Aniheli says, "I killed a butterfly."
(Newbie): Frederica says, "Good job, i hate those guys."
(Newbie): Serjia says, "Don't tell Vellis that, Aniheli!"
(Newbie): Romeo says, "Aww. You should probably CATCH them in the future, though! You can always GREET VELLIS at the entrance to Minia and catch butterflies for him in return for gold!"
(Newbie): Aniheli says, "My goal is to kill every butterfly."
(Newbie): Romeo says, "Well, you could also do that, yes! Maybe there is
somewhere a person who appreciates dead butterflies as much as you do."

Suladan

So we're gathered in Central Courtyard of Baelgrim Fortress to kill another one of these mass things that keeps showing up (afflict, blackout, heal, takes about 3 dragons to kill it), and this happens:

With the sound of cracking stone, a massive tentacle pushes through the courtyard.

A shrill cry of utter anguish howls from the black basilica and tears through the city, a raw expression of pure Suffering.

Leaning heavily on his cane, Omi ponders the situation.

You peer at a massive tentacle unscrupulously.

Orzaansyn arrives from the south.

Dread Emissary Cynders, Thrall of Xinna says, "Oh gods."

Easily the width of ten ogres, this massive portion of viscid tentacle dwarfs any who stand before it. There is no telling how far below the source of this huge appendange lies as it stretches whips angrily back and forth far overhead.
It weighs about 25 pounds.

The massive tentacle waving overhead swings low to the ground in a massive arc. As it slams downward with a thunderous crash, you fall to the ground.

Orzaansyn stands up.

[Curing]: STAND
You stand up.

Cynders stands up.

Cynders easily vaults onto the back of a Baarian tiger.

Omi stands up.

You ponder the situation.

Dread Emissary Cynders, Thrall of Xinna says, "Do we attack it?"

Taraza stands up.

Orzaansyn says in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "I find them cute."

You chuckle long and heartily.

Orzaansyn strokes a massive tentacle tenderly.

... Later ...

Duelist Taraus, Thrall of Ruth says hesitantly, "Has... has anyone touched it yet?"

Taraza ponders the situation.

Taraza Aristata, Herald of the Insidium says, "Shield or get ready to run."

As her hand makes contact with a massive tentacle, Orzaansyn cries out in agony, its oozing flesh leaving a sizzling residue upon her hand. As if in protest, it releases a spray of foul liquid that coats everything.
Your sense of time returns to normal.
You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
Your insulating unguent dissolves as it ameliorates the extreme cold. (0s)
-
(svo): Enabled blackout curing.
(apply exothermic to body|touch tree)

...

Addama

Man you guys get to grind stuff without even leaving Mhaldor, meanwhile Targ doesn't even have sewers

Suladan

Come to the Evil side... We have masses and tentacles!

Kakotas

So Interesting quote of the day goes to @Wayde‌


Wayde says in a quiet, withdrawn voice, "I have to go beat up on a shaman woman."

Kresslack

Endless has bled to death.

honours endless

Endless (male Troll).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 18th of Phaestian, 651 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Kden...

Kerria

he ended

Kresslack

Someone wasn't paying attention. Should go through with that Writ:

offer corpse to sanctify

That shrine is already as powerful as it is possible to get it. Further sanctifications are a waste.

Vaxarn makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Kaevan makes an offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.

sl

(svo): Will keep selfishness up.

(selfishness)

You rub your hands together greedily.

You have recovered equilibrium. (0.467s)

Vaxarn makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Kaevan makes an offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.

Kelandra rubs her hands together greedily.

Scourge Mycen Dracrotalus, of the Legion says, "Out."

Mycen has formally witnessed Vaxarn in the act of defilement.

Kaevan rubs his hands together greedily.

Kelandra shakes her head at Vaxarn.

Ainly's eyes gleam with generosity.

Kelandra's eyes gleam with generosity.

Aspirant Vaxarn, Thrall of Cresil says in a clear voice, "Out as well."

Kelandra rubs her hands together greedily.

Synbios

Suladan said:

Come to the Evil side... We have masses and tentacles!

Eldritch abomination with reality-warping PSEUDOPODS right here in Good old Targossas.

Klendathu

Somone needs to give Stlerin, the tsol'aa guard, a pay rise. He followed me all the way to the Temple of the Sky.

Entrance to the Temple of the Sky (indoors).
A refreshing wind blasts through a magnificent colonnade of pristine white, the shafts crafted from 
smooth-sided, polished marble. Overhead, the light of the sun and moon streams in through an open 
expanse of ceiling, continuously infusing the lapis lazuli panelled floor with dazzling swaths of 
luminous colour. Drifting slowly beneath the miraculously weightless floor, a ring of clouds 
encircles the neck of a nearby mountain peak, while westwards, the impenetrable Aalen Forest spans 
the distance to meet the endless blue of the rolling ocean. Eastwards, the Dakhota Hills undulate 
and gradually level out, transforming into the great, desolate Mhojave desert in the far distance. A 
runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. Atoritha, Chaplain of the Silver Wing stands here, her 
brow furrowed. A heavily armoured Stormshaper stands here, holding a massive bastard sword in both 
hands.
You see exits leading north and down.
You feel the cleansing presence of the Skylord welcoming you to His temple.
96%, 99%, 100%e, 100%w ex|cbk- 00:33:57.310(-20m, 0.4%) 
Stlerin, the guard glides in from the down.

More seriously, how far are these denizens meant to track?

Jonathin

Lauria

So I was minding my own business when I see this on City:

(Targossas): Ruca says, "Welcome to Targossas, Nobodylovesu."

so I'm like ouch... and was about to ask Ruca if that was supposed to be an OOC comment when I see:

(Targossas): Nobodylovesu says, "Hey?"

so I check honours...

Nobodylovesu (male Mhun).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 13th of Glacian, 651 years
after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Settler in Targossas.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

I swear we have the best newbs  

Carmell

Lauria said:

So I was minding my own business when I see this on City:

(Targossas): Ruca says, "Welcome to Targossas, Nobodylovesu."

so I'm like ouch... and was about to ask Ruca if that was supposed to be an OOC comment when I see:

(Targossas): Nobodylovesu says, "Hey?"

I swear we have the best newbs  

I saw that and started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.  Yes we do have the greatest newbs

Kyttin

@Sartan

Siduri

I'm lucky you don't copy paste all the crap I send you, Kytts :P

Kresslack

When suddenly: Kyttin has been rent limb from limb by a swirling column of malevolent daemons.

Halos

A small gremlin appears, negligently throws a rolled up letter at you, then disappears in a puff of acrid smoke.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

You are old and you should feel old.

The Legates strike again.

Trilliana

Halos said:

A small gremlin appears, negligently throws a rolled up letter at you, then disappears in a puff of acrid smoke.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

You are old and you should feel old.

The Legates strike again.

A dove comes flying into the room, deposits a letter into your hands, warbles cheerfully, and flies away.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
i am an atavian oh oh
i am from genji
the place above the mountains oh oh

... wtf?

Melodie

Wandered in briefly into a fight between Caladbolg and Eloru, just watching quietly. In the middle of all the fighting:

Minister Caladbolg Van Helsing says in a clear voice, "Stupidity is dumb."



  

Amarillys

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

 

We have your sister's cousin's boyfriend's son. Leave the gold in the

hollow of the oak tree in the park or we start mailing him bit by bit.

 

- IV

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

An elegant white letter is holding:

finger131693 a severed finger

It contains a total of 1 items of a max of 7.

O.o

Kresslack

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "What shall it be, Sapience? Eggsciting Egghunts? Or...

Foozle?"

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "You people do like putting things in boxes! ...weirdos."

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Kandra

(Cyrene): Verrucht says, "Cyrene, if Lilian were to happen to die, I don't think anyone would notice who did it."

(Cyrene): Verrucht says, "Just sayin'."

"Ummmm," Lilian says uncertainly.

(Cyrene): Bronislav says, "I'd imagine it would be Kandra, Verrucht."

(Cyrene): Verrucht says, "Nope, nobody would notice."

(Cyrene): Amarillys says, "I would beat up everyone until someone confesses and then beat them up more."

(Cyrene): Bronislav jokingly says, "Unless Ahmet or Dena used their Kai in a matter most unsavory!"

(Cyrene): Verrucht says, "Free bounty on Lilian is over."

(Cyrene): Verrucht says, "Too bad, I would have given people 50 credits."

(Cyrene): Bronislav jokingly says, "D'oh."

(Cyrene): Kenway says, "Dammit. I just made it back to shore too. Should've seen how fast I sailed."

A look of resignation crosses the face of Lilian, and her eyes close in concentration.

A single tear drops from Lilian's eye as she stops her own heart, slaying herself instantly.

Lilian has been slain by misadventure.

(Cyrene): Verrucht says, "No, Lilian, you can't get your own bounty. I -said- it was over."

(Cyrene): Lilian very sadly says, "But lessons."

Lilian

The tells after:

23:22:46 Shirszae tells you, "...Something happen?"

23:22:55 Kei tells you, "Luffs nuuuu."

23:23:18 Aurielle tells you, "Heehee. How did that one come up?"

23:23:21 You tell Shirszae Nynniaw, Fallen Harbinger of Art, 

"Everything is okay."

23:23:39 You tell Kei, "It's okay hahahaha."

23:23:48 Verrucht tells you, "I say this with love: ur a dumb."

23:23:51 You tell Sllshyan Rose, Aurielle Faelithar-Op'Shae, "You 

really don't want to know."

23:23:58 Aurielle tells you, "Oh dear."

23:24:49 Aurielle tells you, "Did you flirt with one of his 

daughters again?"

23:25:11 You tell Sllshyan Rose, Aurielle Faelithar-Op'Shae, 

"Maybe."

23:25:42 Aurielle tells you, "Oh dear."

Being a bard never really left me

Kresslack

You just received message #666 from Orzaansyn.

Kresslack leans over and whispers in Orzaansyn's ear, "Hail Sartan".

Daslin

This ain't directly from the game, but oh well. This man is the most quotable ever. 

"this beat has me twirly dude. I don't even know why I used the adjective twirly" @Trey 2014

Synest

Aodfionn says with a thick trollish accent, "I have no idea who accompanies Herenicus, but he has assured me that "the hounds will be leashed.""

Aodfionn says with a thick trollish accent, "So I assume he is not bringing Proficy or Xinna."

You say in Targossian, "And then he does."

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Hirst has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Dread Legate Proficy.

The beginnings of a fiery portal appear before you.

A fiery portal opens in the air before you.

@Orzaansyn and @Xinna arrives, following @Herenicus from the ether.

Aodfionn tells you, "I owe you a tea - he did bring Xinna."

You flash the victory sign at Aodfionn.

Victory is mine! Now where is my tea @Aodfionn

Terra

I'm pretty sure I was the most polite one there. Tyvm. I'm somewhat offended that I'm still regarded as rude, without any warrant.

And @Aodfionn told me before that I was welcome to come! As consolation for his cancellation.

You couldn't honestly expect me not to show. Besides, you brought @Mithridates!