Memorable quotes

Jeslyn

You see that the letter contains a delicately fried and sugar-dusted flower.
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
I will not bite
I will not bark
I will not fight
I am afraid of the dark
But what I will not do
Has nothing to do
With the things I want to do
with you

Hehe... I'll forgive the fact that there is three do's... but....

Kandra

Drakon says in a determined voice, "I have an entirely different alchemist defence im working on now."

-housefavour drakon always eager to take on any challenge, regardless of the odds, to learn from the experience and dive in head first for another attempt

You have bestowed your Housefavour upon Drakon.

Joiella says in a soulful, soprano voice, "What's that?"

Drakon says in a determined voice, "See alchemist, turn mount, gallop opposite direction."

What timing...

Chiam

Kyttin said:

(Stands around, looks at screen. Oh HAI HTML5 WITH NO SYSTEM.....)

10:44:27 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w xb----

10:44:57 You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while you are out of the land.

huh

Just hold down SHOOT JHUI E. What system?

Kyttin

Chiam said:

Kyttin said:

(Stands around, looks at screen. Oh HAI HTML5 WITH NO SYSTEM.....)

10:44:27 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w xb----

10:44:57 You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while you are out of the land.

huh

Just hold down SHOOT JHUI E. What system?

I have no system at all on HTML5 because the cure system, and I have NONE of the same curatives so it's unusable for me.

Cyla

Rare glimpse into a traditional Targossian raid party:

(Party): Caladbolg says, "Okay so here's the plan."
(Party): Caladbolg says, "I will voidfist."
(Party): Caladbolg says, "Antidas you fuck him up."
(Party): Caladbolg says, "Draqoom you fuck him up but with impatience."
(Party): Caladbolg says, "And fucks shall be up."
(Party): Alcinae says, "Ok. What should I do."
(Party): Caladbolg says, "Fuck him up."
(Party): Alcinae says, "Ok."

Aodfionn

You say, "Saladbowl, are you solo-raiding Ashtan?"

Caladbolg says, "I'm drunk."

Caladbolg says, "And they sent me a portal."

Xith

(Market): Crythril says, "Selling various crated pets. Send tells if interested.

You tell Duelist Crythril, "Petssss."

Crythril tells you, "I have a pangolin skink slug spiderling salamander 

tarantula crab meerkat."

You tell Duelist Crythril, "He sounds adorable."

Melodie

Adventures with Jhui Ta'sa: Mhaldor Edition, part one.

Hmm, what's that, Jhui was on the mountain? Better go drop off Solii so I can know if he comes back.

Treacherous mountain path (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog. A rune shaped like a butterfly has been sketched into the ground here (nairat: transfix). A rune like an open eye has been sketched into the ground here (wunjo: cure blind). A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading up and down.

You tell a sun-hued kitten, "Come here."

You drop a sun-hued kitten. (Good good, you sit here and help me find the big bad Jhui.)

Type Owner
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A rune like an open eye Xer
A rune shaped like a butterfly Xer (Good, runes aren't theirs. I'm sure Jhui just took a wrong turn and...)

Jhui arrives from the up. (Oh. Uhhh.)
With a scream of rage, a red-crested falcon swoops in.
With an aggressive hiss, a black mamba slithers in from the up.
A sun-hued kitten stares pointedly at Jhui and utters a deep, threatening growl, swishing her tail in agitation.
A sun-hued kitten tells you, "Jhui has arrived at my location."

Jhui blinks his eyes rapidly.
Jhui leaves to the up.
A sun-hued kitten tells you, "Jhui has departed my location."
With a final scream of defiance, a red-crested falcon launches itself away.
A black mamba retreats to the up. (What the blazes...)

Jhui arrives from the up.
With a scream of rage, a red-crested falcon swoops in.
With an aggressive hiss, a black mamba slithers in from the up.
A sun-hued kitten stares pointedly at Jhui and utters a deep, threatening growl, swishing her tail in agitation.
A sun-hued kitten tells you, "Jhui has arrived at my location."

Jhui peers about himself unscrupulously.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Jhui blinks his eyes rapidly.
Jhui leaves to the up.
A sun-hued kitten tells you, "Jhui has departed my location."
pt Jhui has left Treacherous mountain path!
With a final scream of defiance, a red-crested falcon launches itself away.
A black mamba retreats to the up. (What the bloody hell!)

(Mhaldor): Ulrike says, "Defiling on mountainside."

(The Midnight Crew): Jhui says, "Rofl."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Rofl."

(The Midnight Crew): Jhui says, "That double peer."

Perhaps great minds do, indeed, think alike.

Saeva

Fess up, Jhui... you did that solo-quicky raid because I told you that you stunk on the clouds, didn't you? You couldn't just keep your man musk to yourself.  

Sarathai

Melodie said:

Adventures with Jhui Ta'sa: Mhaldor Edition, part one.

From my perspective:

Deathsight: <Insert Mhaldor citizen here> has fallen to the relentless might of Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the
Crossing.
Deathsight: <Insert Mhaldor citizen here> has fallen to the relentless might of Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the Crossing.
Deathsight: <Insert Mhaldor citizen here> has fallen to the relentless might of Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the Crossing.
Deathsight: <Insert Mhaldor citizen here> has fallen to the relentless might of Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the Crossing.
Deathsight: <Insert Mhaldor citizen here> has fallen to the relentless might of Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the Crossing.
Deathsight: <Insert Mhaldor citizen here> has fallen to the relentless might of Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the Crossing.
Deathsight: <Insert Mhaldor citizen here> has fallen to the relentless might of Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Lord of the Crossing.

Then a brief lull. Then:

Deathsight: Jhui has fallen to the arrows of Ainly.

Elphaba

Today I learned: Priest is overpowered. Behold!

3934h, 3460m, 18570e, 16200w cexk-

Your guardian angel soothes your afflictions.

You regain consciousness with a start.

3934h, 3460m, 18570e, 16200w cexk-

3934h, 3160m, 18570e, 16200w cexk-

You feel your soul cleansed by the power of the Divine.

You regain consciousness with a start.

3934h, 3160m, 18570e, 16200w cexk-

3934h, 3460m, 18570e, 16200w cexk-

You feel your soul cleansed by the power of the Divine.

Your feel your brain recover, no longer always on the verge of falling 

unconscious.

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3934h, 3460m, 18570e, 16200w cexk-heal

You call upon the powers of the elements to heal yourself.

Your feel your brain recover, no longer always on the verge of falling 

unconscious.

3934h, 3360m, 18570e, 16200w cxk-

Tibitha

Shunsui stands up.

Shunsui gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a compass of the Ranger, declares his eternal love for you, and asks you to marry him. Type AGREE if you will agree to marry him.

Lauria says in a silvery voice, "Hmm... that looks like it's from Cyrene."

say Clearly stronger than you're used to
You laughingly say, "Clearly stronger than you're used to."

Lauria's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Shunsui doubles over, vomiting violently.

Jei gives Lauria a compassionate hug.

Lauria gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Activist Shunsui Azon's breath scorches the air as he says, "Nah, I ju *hic* st quhaffeed tuhe whole thing."

Shunsui stands up.

Shunsui touches a tree of life tattoo.

Shunsui eats a ferrum flake.

Lauria says to Shunsui in a silvery voice, "Smooth Shunsui, veeery smooth."

Jei sips from a cup of Mountain Beauty tea.

Lauria gives Jei a compassionate hug.

agree lauria
You joyfully accept Shunsui's proposal of marriage, and his gift of a compass of the Ranger.

Activist Shunsui Azon's breath scorches the air as he says, "Yea, I lige to Puk *hic* e when Iii pRopose mjarriage."

eep
"Eep!" you scream in fright.

Jei smiles impishly and says to Lauria in a firm, audacious-sounding voice, "Man of every woman's dreams. Yea?"

Shunsui squeals in excitement.

Shunsui sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Shunsui attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

say I... did not mean to do that
You laughingly say, "I... did not mean to do that."

Lauria laughingly says to Jei in a silvery voice, "Marriage already is awful... if the guy hurls to top it off?"

Activist Shunsui Azon's breath scorches the air as he says, "Ttoo lAte nvi, iN it fFfor the llO *hic* N *hic* g hauhlLll."

Florentino

(Mhaldor): Ruth says, "Congratulations, Dynamis Herenicus, for taking on the role and leading the charge for the Missionaries of the Lord. For those interested and intrigued in what this entails, you may inquire further with the man himself."

You say to Herenicus in Mhaldorian, "I will, of course, be continuing to take a personal hand in many of our pursuits, and vetting the most major reforms, but there is no doubt you have been a driving force of this gestalt."

Herenicus lowers his eyes with solemnity.

You say in Mhaldorian, "The recognition is appropriate."

(Mhaldor): You say, "Congratulations, Dynamis. Serve well or perish."

(Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "My thanks. May His voice ring from every mountain, sing from every vale. Let the words of Strength be written over the face of Sapience."

(Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "Apologies, I am in-and-out of hold with Verizon wireless customer service."

Herenicus

  

Xith

Florentino said:

(Mhaldor): Ruth says, "Congratulations, Dynamis Herenicus, for taking on the role and leading the charge for the Missionaries of the Lord. For those interested and intrigued in what this entails, you may inquire further with the man himself."

You say to Herenicus in Mhaldorian, "I will, of course, be continuing to take a personal hand in many of our pursuits, and vetting the most major reforms, but there is no doubt you have been a driving force of this gestalt."

Herenicus lowers his eyes with solemnity.

You say in Mhaldorian, "The recognition is appropriate."

(Mhaldor): You say, "Congratulations, Dynamis. Serve well or perish."

(Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "My thanks. May His voice ring from every mountain, sing from every vale. Let the words of Strength be written over the face of Sapience."

(Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "Apologies, I am in-and-out of hold with Verizon wireless customer service."

I was like desperately hoping for @Sartan to respond and condemn those of the heathen Verizon cult to agonizing deaths.

Florentino

Heathens? Everyone knows the cable companies are Evil. I'm pretty sure the Verizon CEO is a Dreadlord.

Kresslack

Florentino said:

Heathens? Everyone knows the cable companies are Evil. I'm pretty sure the Verizon CEO is a Dreadlord.

I can confirm that the Comcast one is, for sure.

Sartan

Xith said:

Florentino said:

(Mhaldor): Ruth says, "Congratulations, Dynamis Herenicus, for taking on the role and leading the charge for the Missionaries of the Lord. For those interested and intrigued in what this entails, you may inquire further with the man himself."

You say to Herenicus in Mhaldorian, "I will, of course, be continuing to take a personal hand in many of our pursuits, and vetting the most major reforms, but there is no doubt you have been a driving force of this gestalt."

Herenicus lowers his eyes with solemnity.

You say in Mhaldorian, "The recognition is appropriate."

(Mhaldor): You say, "Congratulations, Dynamis. Serve well or perish."

(Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "My thanks. May His voice ring from every mountain, sing from every vale. Let the words of Strength be written over the face of Sapience."

(Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "Apologies, I am in-and-out of hold with Verizon wireless customer service."

I was like desperately hoping for @Sartan to respond and condemn those of the heathen Verizon cult to agonizing deaths.

For sooth, Mine Divine claw hovered above the zap key. Upon reflection, always infallible when one is God, being stuck on the phone with a wireless provider is a self-contained lesson in Suffering.

Addama

23:29:23.780 The soul of Jonesey says with a wet snowflake accent, "Aelios."

23:29:27.549 The soul of Jonesey says with a wet snowflake accent, "You so bitch ass."

Xith

Couldn't help myself.

It's been a long day.

Khaibit

-20:08:47- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "What's a good synonym for quiet?"

-20:08:51- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "That's not soft."

-20:09:08- (United Union of Crafters): Amarillys says, "Whispering?"

-20:09:11- (United Union of Crafters): Xith says, "Muted?"

-20:09:34- (United Union of Crafters): Trilliana says, "Hushed, low, muffled.."

-20:09:44- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "Oooo, thanks."

-20:09:49- (United Union of Crafters): Xith says, "Silenced. Suppressed."

-20:10:00- (United Union of Crafters): Amarillys says, "Stilled, low."

-20:10:07- (United Union of Crafters): Paine says, "What are we, your talking thesaurus?"

-20:10:12- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "Yes."

-20:10:29- (United Union of Crafters): Xith says, "Do not ever call me a thesaurus."

-20:10:34- (United Union of Crafters): Paine says, "What's a synonym for thesaurus."

-20:10:40- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "Book with big words."

-20:10:45- (United Union of Crafters): Xith says, "Wordybewk."

-20:11:25- (United Union of Crafters): Paine says, "Xith definitely gets a point. hirst might lose 

a point for that one. judges?"

-20:11:56- (United Union of Crafters): Amarillys says, "Book of Synonyms."

-20:12:38- (United Union of Crafters): Amarillys says, "Ooh, no no, synonym directory."


I liked wordybewk

Jozlyn

Everyone knows @Hirst‌ can't read.

Xith

Khaibit said:

-20:08:47- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "What's a good synonym for quiet?"

-20:08:51- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "That's not soft."

-20:09:08- (United Union of Crafters): Amarillys says, "Whispering?"

-20:09:11- (United Union of Crafters): Xith says, "Muted?"

-20:09:34- (United Union of Crafters): Trilliana says, "Hushed, low, muffled.."

-20:09:44- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "Oooo, thanks."

-20:09:49- (United Union of Crafters): Xith says, "Silenced. Suppressed."

-20:10:00- (United Union of Crafters): Amarillys says, "Stilled, low."

-20:10:07- (United Union of Crafters): Paine says, "What are we, your talking thesaurus?"

-20:10:12- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "Yes."

-20:10:29- (United Union of Crafters): Xith says, "Do not ever call me a thesaurus."

-20:10:34- (United Union of Crafters): Paine says, "What's a synonym for thesaurus."

-20:10:40- (United Union of Crafters): Hirst says, "Book with big words."

-20:10:45- (United Union of Crafters): Xith says, "Wordybewk."

-20:11:25- (United Union of Crafters): Paine says, "Xith definitely gets a point. hirst might lose 

a point for that one. judges?"

-20:11:56- (United Union of Crafters): Amarillys says, "Book of Synonyms."

-20:12:38- (United Union of Crafters): Amarillys says, "Ooh, no no, synonym directory."


I liked wordybewk

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Jarrol

10:52:34 Tatalia, the roulette attendant winks at Wymer as he places a bet of 5862 sovereigns on odd.

10:52:34 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:52:36 Wymer shrugs helplessly.

10:52:36 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:52:38 You say in a cold, raspy voice, "Go, GO, GOOOO."

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10:52:44  

10:52:44 Wymer says with a light, Cyrenian accent, "May or may not be right."

10:52:44 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:52:51 You pat Wymer in a friendly manner.

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10:52:55  

10:52:55 Wymer says with a light, Cyrenian accent, "Whenever i bring people, i always fail."

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10:52:57 Tatalia, the roulette attendant says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

10:52:57 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:52:58 Wymer slumps down dejectedly.

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10:53:00 The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

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10:53:05 The ball finally settles down on 0.

10:53:05 Tatalia, the roulette attendant gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle, "Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

10:53:05 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:53:07 "Wow!" Wymer exclaims.

10:53:07 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:53:16  

10:53:16 Wymer says with a light, Cyrenian accent, "Wooow."

10:53:16 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:53:22 You say in a cold, raspy voice, "Oh no."

10:53:22 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:53:32 You say in a cold, raspy voice, "I'll let you win, if you like."

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10:53:34 You wink knowingly.

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10:54:00 Wymer puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"

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10:54:08 Tatalia, the roulette attendant winks at Wymer as he places a bet of 15000 sovereigns on 13-24.

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10:54:15 Wymer cringes and drops his face into his palms with a shake of his head.

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10:54:27  

10:54:27 Wymer says with a light, Cyrenian accent, "FIFTEEN HUNDRED."

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10:54:30 Tatalia, the roulette attendant says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

10:54:30 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:54:34  

10:54:34 Wymer says with a light, Cyrenian accent, "NOT THOUSAND!"

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10:54:35 The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

10:54:35 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:54:38 Wymer's eyes narrow slightly and he glances away as he mutters a disgruntled "Gah!"

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10:54:38 The ball finally settles down on 26 (red).

10:54:38 Tatalia, the roulette attendant gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle, "Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

10:54:38 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:54:52 You say in a cold, raspy voice, "OH NO!"

10:54:52 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:54:59  

10:54:59 Wymer says with a light, Cyrenian accent, "Fifteen hundred.."

10:54:59 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:55:01 Wymer mutters discontentedly.

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10:55:11 Wymer attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

10:55:11 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:55:13 Wymer rolls on the floor, laughing.

10:55:13 2971h, 2740m exb-

10:55:16 You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Asmodron

^ I was hoping the avoid log would end with him putting 1 mil on green and winning. >>

Xith

Yeah I lost like 400,000 being persistent with the martingale system in blackjack.
But when I roulette, I bet on individual numbers over and over again, with a little guidance from this:
http://forums.mudlet.org/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2393

Bluef

Unhinged Balkin, Mad Cackler has battered Aoghinius to death.

A short while later....

(The Shaman Clan): Balkin says, "Shh, Prophets need to die to see their spirits."

(The Shaman Clan): Balkin says, "I made him more powerful than you could possibly imagine!"

(The Shaman Clan): Aoghinius says, "At last, our plans can come to fruition."

(The Shaman Clan): Balkin says, "Discern him. YOU WILL SEE THAT HIS BLEEDING IS OVER 9000."

(The Shaman Clan): Aoghinius says, "Mua. Muahaha. MUAHAHAHAH!"

(The Shaman Clan): Balkin says, "YET HE STILL STANDS!!"

(The Shaman Clan): Aoghinius says, "He one-hit me, I guess Balkin's pro."

(The Shaman Clan): Achimrst shamanistically says, "Dying for his sins."

(The Shaman Clan): Aoghinius says, "And yours, my child."

 

Xith

Sersly (female Siren).

She is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Lupar, 651 years after the 

fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

She is unranked in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is a Freewoman in Eleusis.

She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Jukilian

Seriously?

Cynlael