Memorable quotes

Synbios

Got a response to an inquiry about TwoArts damage:

Message #623        Sent by Meletus

11/12/17:46 Greetings! In regard to issue 70704, the damage from TwoArts is affected by both skill 

rank and stance!

You sent the following message to Meletus:

Thanks! Now I don't have to feel bad about giving wrong advice to newbie blademasters.

-Wait, on re-parsing the message I sent, it sounded wrong. WHAT DO!-
Addendum-Man hears the call for help and...

You sent the following message to Meletus:

Addendum: Since it turns out I was giving the correct advice about twoarts damage.

And now to wait nervously, like those Five Nights at Freddy's players when they run out of power and they are one minute between 5AM to 6AM...

You just received message #624 from Meletus.

[insert gif of Golden Freddy, because I am a kind eldritch abomination that does not want humans to experience cardiac arrests]

Message #624        Sent by Meletus
11/12/17:49 And just when you were about to be shrubbed for misguiding our poor, poor newbies. Close one!

Tibitha

Siduri said:

Luminai Report A668-S3
The agent @Synbios has initiated contact with the occultist @Jozlyn.
Rendezvous 'In a Tree', ETA 13.5 minutes.

Did someone say "fanfic"? -hopeful-

On topic:

You make a beckoning motion.     

Sneijder makes a beckoning motion.     

You begin to follow Sneijder.        

Sneijder pats a pair of eagle's wings in a friendly manner.     

Comprehension flashes across your face.

Sneijder says in a gruff, low voice, "Duanthar."     

You snicker softly to yourself.

Sneijder says in a gruff, low voice, "Duanathar."

You follow Sneijder south to On the clouds.  

Sneijder gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.     

You say, "Smooth."

Aodfionn

Got an anonymous letter - whoever sent it, you rock and you made my day.

Jeslyn

Aodfionn said:

Got an anonymous letter - whoever sent it, you rock and you made my day.

Hopefully it is better than the annoymous one I got. There was no weed in it either!:

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

A friend in need is a friend indeed

A friend with weed is better

Addama

A friend with breasts and all the rest.
A friend who's dressed in leather.

Aodfionn

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who'll tease is better.

Trilliana

I want an anonymous letter

Trey

Aodfionn said:

A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend who'll tease is better.

Our thoughts compress which makes us blessed, 
and makes for stormy weather.

Addama

My Japanese is better.

Jeslyn

Eica says in a deep, confident voice, "I should find a lady friend..."
Eica says in a deep, confident voice, "But, I don't think anyone could handle this insanity."
Drakon says to Eica in a determined voice, "I know a cute dragon."
Drakon winks knowingly.
Seeker of the Path Kycen Rian-Moonshadow says to Eica, "Ask for blessings on the city channel. Worked for me."
Kycen grins mischievously at you.
Eica utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
You emoted: Jeslyn gives Kycen a wounded look.
You say to Kycen in a low, silvery voice, "I was not picking up on you that way... I have standards."
Drakon says to you in a determined voice, "Suuuuuure you wasn't."
You emoted: Jeslyn shrugs her shoulders slightly, while grinning suggestively.
You say to Kycen in a low, silvery voice, "Okay maybe it went like... Hey, baby, do you want me to bless you?"
Drakon rolls on the floor, laughing.
Eica peers about himself unscrupulously.
Drakon says in a determined voice, "Ok, time to go."

I'll just leave this here...

Synbios

Tibitha said:

 Did someone say "fanfic"? -hopeful-

I hope you realize what are the implications of forcing poor @Jozlyn to voyage with an eldritch abomination in your interstellar SHIPPING express. You should feel ashamed of yourself, human! Think of all the wasted starship fuel that your proposal entails! And not to mention the still-developing research on human survival in the dark void of space. How thoughtless of you, @Tibitha. I am disappointed in you. Very disappointed, as in 'Vesuvius is disappointed in Pompeii' kind of disappointed. 

Jozlyn

but I like space.

Synbios

Jozlyn said:

but I like space.

...But, @Jozlyn, I doubt you'll find space as appealing when you experience lack of food, running out of breathable air, cosmic radiation, having brittle bones due to low gravity, being exposed to the reality-warping presence of a terrifying being from beyond the veil of reality...and no modern plumbing. 

Jozlyn

Don't forget a decrease in fertility.

Synbios

I agr...wait, what?

Tibitha

Sooo what you're saying is, I need to get some SPACE themed fanfic... got it. 

Ourania

Stay out of my space.

Vaehl

Message #11824 Sent by Achaea 11/10/17:08 

Your bug report (detail: Sending somebody a tell with :.) at the end sends it 'happily'. :.)) becomes 

'very happily'. :.( becomes 'sadly'. However, ':.((' doesn't become very sadly. This is ruining my 

immersion and is extremely underpowered.) - has been fixed. The following notes were included: How 

sad. Be live soon.

Yayyyy.

Added periods to make it actually readable.

Edit: Youvery sadly tell Minister Chiam Nithilar, Dread Emissary, "Wtf there is no space."

fk

Cynlael

I thought :C become very sadly?

Vaehl

The extent of my RP is tell emotes. Don't question me, peasant.

Silas

Ada said:

A ghoul smith roars his fetid breath in your face, and raises his hammer in a two-handed blow. He
slams it down on your chest, knocking you down onto your ass. As both of you attempt to regain your
balance, the ghoul takes the opportunity to slam his boot into your knee, snapping it in half.
Your left leg breaks with a loud crack.

Oh, my

That should be arse.

It kind of annoys me how the admins are moving away from their own advertised British English since Clementius left, because these inconsistencies do more than anything else to jar my pedantic immersion.

Worse in events posts and shit, but if I bashed zombies every day and saw that I'd probably snap within a week and start killing newbies until they fixed it.

Daslin

If you logged in.

Ourania

Silas said:

Ada said:

A ghoul smith roars his fetid breath in your face, and raises his hammer in a two-handed blow. He
slams it down on your chest, knocking you down onto your ass. As both of you attempt to regain your
balance, the ghoul takes the opportunity to slam his boot into your knee, snapping it in half.
Your left leg breaks with a loud crack.

Oh, my

That should be arse.

It kind of annoys me how the admins are moving away from their own advertised British English since Clementius left, because these inconsistencies do more than anything else to jar my pedantic immersion.

Worse in events posts and shit, but if I bashed zombies every day and saw that I'd probably snap within a week and start killing newbies until they fixed it.

Typo it then, please. Yeesh.

Halos

Silas said:

Ada said:

A ghoul smith roars his fetid breath in your face, and raises his hammer in a two-handed blow. He slams it down on your chest, knocking you down onto your ass. As both of you attempt to regain your balance, the ghoul takes the opportunity to slam his boot into your knee, snapping it in half.
Your left leg breaks with a loud crack.

Oh, my

should fetid be foetid as well

Mishgul

I dont see whats wrong. she fell on her donkey. Normal

Silas

Ourania said:

Silas said:

Ada said:

A ghoul smith roars his fetid breath in your face, and raises his hammer in a two-handed blow. He
slams it down on your chest, knocking you down onto your ass. As both of you attempt to regain your
balance, the ghoul takes the opportunity to slam his boot into your knee, snapping it in half.
Your left leg breaks with a loud crack.

Oh, my

That should be arse.

It kind of annoys me how the admins are moving away from their own advertised British English since Clementius left, because these inconsistencies do more than anything else to jar my pedantic immersion.

Worse in events posts and shit, but if I bashed zombies every day and saw that I'd probably snap within a week and start killing newbies until they fixed it.

Typo it then, please. Yeesh.

You want me to log in??? Madness. Much more effective to piss and moan fruitlessly on forums.

Faur

Yes, let's leave him in forums. We don't want him IG.

Ourania

Your donkey will no longer be abused by you failing at killing ghouls and falling on them.

Kyttin

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10:44:21  

10:44:21 You are blind and can see nothing but darkness.

10:44:21 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:44:22 Touching the mindseye tattoo, your senses are suddenly heightened.

10:44:22 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w xb----

10:44:23 There is currently a House credit sale in progress.

10:44:23 -=[ Help us grow by voting for us at TopMudSites! http://www.achaea.com/vote ]=-

10:44:23 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w xb----

10:44:24 There is currently a City credit sale in progress.

10:44:24 ----[ Targossas City announcement ]----

10:44:24 The Harbingers of Redemption are sponsoring the first City-wide Bardics Competition in Targossas. The theme for the Bardics is "To Honor the Fallen" Please READ TARGOSSAS NEWS 474 for the details. Also, the City is raising money to help with the hiring of new guards. TARGOSSAS NEWS 473 outlines what all citizens can do to help.

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10:44:24 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w xb----

10:44:24 You must regain equilibrium first.

10:44:24 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w xb----

10:44:25 A city intersection (road).

10:44:25 The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A glossy indigo journal rests upon the ground. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. You may LEAVE SUBDIVISION here.

10:44:25 You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, and northwest.

10:44:25 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w xb----

10:44:25 

10:44:25 You have recovered equilibrium.

10:44:25 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:44:26  

10:44:26 (Targossas): The guardian spirit of the totem says, "A totem located at The Sundown jetty is being uprooted!"

10:44:26 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:44:27 You rub your hands together greedily.

(Stands around, looks at screen. Oh HAI HTML5 WITH NO SYSTEM.....)

10:44:27 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w xb----

10:44:57 You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while you are out of the land.

10:44:57 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:44:57  

10:44:57 (Newbie): Juliet says, "Then I will leave you in the capable hands of the mentors of the realms. Take care young ones!"

10:44:57 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:44:58 The ground beneath begins to rumble softly.

10:44:58 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:45:00 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:45:01 The ground beneath begins to rumble softly.

10:45:01 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:45:01 The low rumbling of the earth continues unabated, the ground beneath you vibrating softly.

10:45:01 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:45:04 The ground beneath begins to rumble softly.

10:45:04 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:45:04 The low rumbling of the earth continues unabated, the ground beneath you vibrating softly.

10:45:04 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:45:05 You hear a mighty roar from the depths of the earth itself rising to meet its unfortunate victim somewhere nearby.

10:45:05 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:45:07 The low rumbling of the earth continues unabated, the ground beneath you vibrating softly.

10:45:07 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:45:08 You hear a mighty roar from the depths of the earth itself rising to meet its unfortunate victim somewhere nearby.

10:45:08 3660h, 3660m, 17200e, 17200w exb----

10:45:09 You feel your insides clench as your soul is frozen.

10:45:09 You have played 917 games.

10:45:09  

10:45:09 Goodbye for now!

10:45:09 A swift ghost bat falls out of your inventory.

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@Jhui No. Not playing.

Silas

Ourania said:

Your donkey will no longer be abused by you failing at killing ghouls and falling on them.

Vindication!