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  • You have been discharged from Project 9 for the following reason: 'No dick pic, 
    being a douche'.



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    All I did was cltoff cause they were talking about deepthroating their vials to milk venoms faster... :(
    Wasn't even propositioned for dick pics.
    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Someone invited me into that clan and I accepted before I realized who it mainly consisted of. Left shortly after. I'm under the impression you're not missing much.


  • Xith said:
    You have been discharged from Project 9 for the following reason: 'No dick pic, 
    being a douche'.

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    All I did was cltoff cause they were talking about deepthroating their vials to milk venoms faster... :(
    Wasn't even propositioned for dick pics.
    Consider yourself propositioned, bb. :wink: 

    @Achirmst gets an itchy discharge finger when he sees people with CLT off. As fro the deepthroating discussion, no comment.
  • Got disconnected in the middle of hunting:

    You slip behind a cursed revenant and garrote him with your whip.
    A cursed revenant howls furiously, lunging towards you.
    <4140/4140h 4237/4237m 3582e 18152w>(98%)eckdb[revenant 61 %]>>
    You must regain balance first.
    garrote revenant was added to your balance queue.
    <4140/4140h 4237/4237m 3582e 18152w>(98%)eckdb[revenant 61 %]>>
    [ INFO ]  -                 
    [ INFO ]  -  Socket got disconnected. The remote host closed the connection

    I manage to log back in, surprisingly still alive, BUT...

    <2968/4140h 3507/4237m 5116e 16132w>(98%)exckb[revenant]>>
    You are:
    inspires disloyalty in those nearby.
    afflicted by a crippled left arm.
    afflicted by horrible asthma.
    afflicted by a crippled left leg.
    afflicted by a crippled right arm.
    allergic to sunlight.
    paralysed.
    afflicted by haemophilia.
    violently ill.
    extremely oily.
    afflicted by thin blood.
    sensitive to pain.
    losing the bond with the animal spirits.
    shivering.
    frozen stiff.
    suffering from addiction.
    afflicted by a crippled right leg.
    afflicted by unbearable shyness.
    wearied in body.
    overcome by dizziness.
    blind.
    anorexic.
    unnaturally stupid.
    sprawled on the ground.

    --time passes while I panic, why are shrugging and focus not working?!--
    <635/4140h 3370/4237m 5326e 15880w>(98%)xkb[revenant]>>
    You cannot contain the convulsions in your stomach any longer and double over, retching violently.(nausea)
    You retch violently, bile clogging your throat and filling your lungs and suffocating you.
    Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

    When did revenants get so smart at afflicting.  :p
  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    Ruth said:
    (The Midnight Crew): You say, "But hasar my bones would hurt."
    (The Midnight Crew): Hasar says, "Fu ruth."
    (Mhaldor): You say, "I sock u m8."
    (The Midnight Crew): Hasar says, "When we eating at nus."

    Gg. I have never laughed so hard at my fail.
    oh so that's why the executioner murdered you
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • Kayeil said:
    The City of Eleusis has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.

    Skarash Azon's breath mists with frost as he says, "Whoah."

    Glimmering, icy scales shimmer around Arcturus as he enters from the west.

    Skarash Azon's breath mists with frost as he says, "Didnt realize we were being raided."

    Arcturus D'Aud'tore's breath mists with frost as he says, "I didn't even know Eleusis was raiding."

    You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "I didn't even know you guys were being raided."

    You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

    Denex attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

    You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

    Frost crackles around Arcturus D'Aud'tore as he says to Skarash, "Me neither."

    "Ha!" Arcturus exclaims with gusto.

    Skarash shakes his fist in Arcturus's direction defiantly.

    You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "Eleusis fails."

    Frost crackles around Arcturus D'Aud'tore as he says to Skarash, "I just showed up, was at gates, see them withdraw."
    Just means you came out of the ships or journals after we were gone! Chiiickens.
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  • Xith said:
    Bluef said:
    Xith said:
    You have been discharged from Project 9 for the following reason: 'No dick pic, 
    being a douche'.

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    All I did was cltoff cause they were talking about deepthroating their vials to milk venoms faster... :(
    Wasn't even propositioned for dick pics.
    Consider yourself propositioned, bb. :wink: 

    @Achirmst gets an itchy discharge finger when he sees people with CLT off. As fro the deepthroating discussion, no comment.
    Well now he will forever be synonymous with itchy discharge.
    Didn't know you thought of me that way Xith, I might have to kick you again sometime ;)

    As for the being a douche, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

    And just in-case you don't, YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MESSAGES!
  • That's my trigger. 

  • Tharvis said:

    At great distance, Qui'anar Ranger @Darkender Distara, Death's Blade yells, "Thorn ... brainfart"
    I like Darkender. eh is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

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  • Tibitha said:
    Asmodron said:
    Kayeil said:
    The City of Eleusis has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.



    I take offense!
    I take offense on behalf of Eleusis!

    #SJW #tumblr #amidoinitrite?
    Don't forget #cityTRIGGERwarning.

  • More disturbing when my dog did it, but yes.

  • I blame Halos.

  • PUBLIC NEWS #19583
    Date: 11/19/2014 at 07:24
    From: High Advisor Micaelis Bayt al-Azhan, Sefyric Prince
    To : Everyone
    Subj: A New Dawn

    "What is to give Light must endure burning."

    For nearly half a century the citizens of Targossas have stood as the only shield between Creation thriving and its abrupt destruction. Sapience stares on, their mouths emitting a steady stream of dribble, as the world passes them by. Yet still Targossas stands alone, the only candle amidst a sea of Darkness, endlessly beset on all sides by numerically superior forces and the prospect of always playing defense. We shout our battle cries, and the forces push near our gates. We curse the blight that is their existence as they push through our defenses. We cry in anguish as they slay our brethren in the middle of the night. We whisper curses as we realize there is little we can do. We slip into despair, and apathy takes hold. We begin the process again by staring out from our gates...and waiting. Waiting for a new day, for a reprieve from the endless war waging amidst our homes and our city streets. Waiting for something, for hope.

    The Fifth Axiom of Righteousness states: If a law prevents you from your task, rewrite it. If a moral gives you pause, expunge it. If a man stands in your way, cut him down. Any obstacle that impedes you is your foe, and the foe of all Creation.

    The Ghazwa are tired of waiting.

    We are coming.

    ------------------------------------------------------

    Nice introduction of a new organisation to the world. So very atmospheric. Appreciate the focus on creativity and beauty. Are they not some reason why we invest in our storylike realms.

  • The Ghazwa still sounds like it should be something fluffy and adorable... like a cross between a Mogwai and a Jawa.
  • Vastar said:
    Aurora said:
    "Ha ha ha hahaha!" laughs Silas boisterously.

    Please do not ever do this again, Peacock. Ever. 
    That emote is worse than furniture and weather combined. Worst thing ever coded into Achaea.

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  • BluefBluef Delos
    edited November 2014
    Eld said:
    Vastar said:
    Aurora said:
    "Ha ha ha hahaha!" laughs Silas boisterously.

    Please do not ever do this again, Peacock. Ever. 
    That emote is worse than furniture and weather combined. Worst thing ever coded into Achaea.

    Hey, you used my image without permission. I demand a zillion sovereigns or you'll never see your little dog again!
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