Memorable quotes

Rangor

Jhui said:

Wtf is this targ/mhaldor forum rp alliance to rave and quote each unnecessarily constantly? I might try this out. Forum recruits incoming

hey bro.

Orzaansyn

Kisharo looks pale and gaunt as his body shudders on the end of the weapon.

Blood bubbles and froths from Kisharo's mouth as he gasps his last breath and slides off the weapon.

You have slain Kisharo.

Defeated, Kisharo is cast out of the Arena.

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You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!

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[...]

Kisharo gives a pained sigh.

Kisharo says in a calm, assertive voice, "I think that is my worst duel against you yet."

You sent the following message to Kisharo:

OOC: I fight from a phone.

Message #2078       Sent by Kisharo

11/23/17:40 That makes me feel better.

Jeslyn

(Newbie) Rudthel says, "Oh wow, I need 9.000 more gold..."
(Newbie) Rudthel says, "I guess I'll sell my body on the streets then."
(Newbie) Romeo says, "Armour can be expensive for new adventurers, but prostitution 
is not a recommended profression."
(Newbie) Rudthel says, "Prostitution ? I was talking about selling my kidneys."
(Newbie): Rudthel says, "Who would want a female Rajamala anyway?"

Romeo... Oh, Romeo... 

Caoimhaen

So @Vasriia enters the little nook in Cyrene  and leaves because me and @Jarrol are sitting in there. This is the conversation that ensues after.

You tell Vasriia, "Heya. Sorry. We can move.

Vasriia tells you," And I had just managed the perfect butt-groove in that chair.. No, no, s'fine. Was just going to sleep for endurance.

You tell Vasriia, "Butt-groove? Hahah!"

You tell Vasriia, "I love it. I heard butt-grove at first..I was like. What."

Vasriia tells you, "Butt-grove.. it sounds.. now I want to go drop a couch in the woods and call it my butt-grove."

You tell Vasriia, "Oh my god.rofl."

Amarillys

@Vasriia

Atalkez

Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "We'll be ready whenever you realize your error, Atalkez."

The RP is real gais. Quit hatin'

Addama

They should've gone with one of those Facebook "Thanks!" videos

Synbios

Amarillys said:

Synbios said:

I enter my rest cycle for a few earth-hours and return to see the cities flirting with each other on the forums like never before.

What is wrong with you humans?

I like it when the cities flirt.

Fallacy, @Amarillys‌. You only like it when you have new material for fanfiction. In this case, anthropomorphic versions of cities flirting each other like some kind of [TV TROPES TRAP TRIGGER WARNING] Axis Powers Hetalia designed for Achaea.

Jhuil

806h, 770m, 2930e, 2600w ex-

Yiwen tells you, "Hi."

806h, 770m, 2930e, 2600w ex-

Yiwen tells you, "God damn it."

806h, 770m, 2930e, 2600w ex-

  

Jhuil

Paging @Jhui. I think Targossas is asking for more of their guards to be killed via your awesome bug abuse tactic.

Kresslack

I thought Bonko went of to be a laweyer or got permashrubbed or something.

Jhuil

Why is everyone so angry? It's not my fault my name stops you from targeting Jhui.

Blujixapug

Kresslack said:

I thought Bonko went of to be a laweyer or got permashrubbed or something.

Cynder

(Thralls): Elazar says, "Thrall Mhortol, report in on your progress."

(Thralls): Mhortol says, "I have thus far managed to offend an enemy by hunting down his pet crow 
and then eating it in front of him as he scolded me and threatened me with death."

(Thralls): Mhortol says, "Likely my greatest accomplishment to date."

(Thralls): Elazar says, "That is not what I am referring to."

Just another day in Mhaldor

Jeslyn

Cynder said:

(Thralls): Elazar says, "Thrall Mhortol, report in on your progress."

(Thralls): Mhortol says, "I have thus far managed to offend an enemy by hunting down his pet crow 
and then eating it in front of him as he scolded me and threatened me with death."

(Thralls): Mhortol says, "Likely my greatest accomplishment to date."

(Thralls): Elazar says, "That is not what I am referring to."

Just another day in Mhaldor

I thought for a second there... that may have been a certain Targossian's crow. 

Jeslyn

You say in a low, silvery voice, "All of my favorite people in one place."
Jarrol peers about himself unscrupulously.
Drakon's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
Jarrol says to you in a cold, raspy voice, "Suck up."
You say to Jarrol in a low, silvery voice, "I do not deny that."
Aaiden gives you a compassionate hug.
You grin mischievously at Jarrol.
You say to Jarrol in a low, silvery voice, "I am a Cyrenian priest, it comes with the profession."
Drakon rolls on the floor, laughing.
Drakon says in a determined voice, "Now -thats- comedy."

Kresslack

Cynder said:

(Thralls): Elazar says, "Thrall Mhortol, report in on your progress."

(Thralls): Mhortol says, "I have thus far managed to offend an enemy by hunting down his pet crow 
and then eating it in front of him as he scolded me and threatened me with death."

(Thralls): Mhortol says, "Likely my greatest accomplishment to date."

(Thralls): Elazar says, "That is not what I am referring to."

Just another day in Mhaldor

@Elazar don't pretend you didn't laugh. I love the witty ones.

Bluef

Kakotas said:

So Interesting quote of the day goes to @Wayde‌


Wayde says in a quiet, withdrawn voice, "I have to go beat up on a shaman woman."

Late reply to this comment, but it made me chortle because...

You are wielding: head335084: the shrunken head of Wayde in your right hand. 

Kresslack

Message #720        Sent by @Orzaansyn

11/25/0:31 Worn out, waiting for Sartan. He's maybe a God, but I'll probably pass out before he is 

done with me. :P.

You sent the following message to Orzaansyn:

Ummm....phrasing!

Orzaansyn would like you to know: It is for your own good.

Orzaansyn

Yeah. I do those things. At times on purpose, but often, not.

In my former company, we had a product called "Lucy", and my American boss came to visit our local office one day. He asked me what I was working on, and I answered him: "I did Lucy very hard for three days, now she's less on fire." Meaning, I worked on this product to fix the bugs...

Addama

Bluef said:

Kakotas said:

So Interesting quote of the day goes to @Wayde‌


Wayde says in a quiet, withdrawn voice, "I have to go beat up on a shaman woman."

Late reply to this comment, but it made me chortle because...

You are wielding: head335084: the shrunken head of Wayde in your right hand. 

Oh, Wayde. 

Herenicus

Speaking of premeditated acts of Engrish, I stumbled on this old classic by @Gnaash. 

Melodie

Man I miss Gnaash so much now. I had the absolute pleasure of getting to work with him in Cyrene Ministry/Senator stuff and he has always been, by far, one of my favourites.

Much nostalgia.

Synest

(Party): @Achilles says, "We are too scary, no one wanted to fight us."

(Party): Achilles says, "I'm attributing this fear to Synest."

Melodie

So I don't usually sleep hardly ever for the last real year or so, but with all this shrine nonsense lately, I did today.

Whispers of fate and fame fill your mind as you sleep. <--- Oh yes, lots of fate and fame plans, good, good.

(p) 4878h, 6579m, 10313e, 16800w excbk|- [sleep pr](+45 Mana, 0.7%) 

[east - Aoibheann (1)]

(p) 4878h, 6639m, 10411e, 16824w excbk|- [sleep pr](+60 Mana, 0.9%) 

[east - Aoibheann (1)]

(p) 4878h, 6609m, 10587e, 16836w excbk|- [sleep pr](-30 Mana, 0.4%) 

[east - Aoibheann (1)]

(p) 4878h, 6609m, 10587e, 16848w excbk|- [sleep pr]

You dream of the armies of Good, Light, and Righteousness marching, in their gleaming armour, to shatter you and your allies in Evil. <--- An actual dream I imagine Mel would really have, and I've never seen it before! Ooooo.

(p) 4878h, 6759m, 11233e, 16920w excbk|- [sleep pr](-15 Mana, 0.2%) 

Drifting through the air before you are fine filaments of lavender silk that glow with a supernatural aura. You stretch out your fingers to catch the silk, but the strands elude your grasp. <--- Hmm interesting, never seen this either...

(p) 4878h, 6764m, 11351e, 16944w excbk|- [sleep pr](+5 Mana, 0.1%) 

Smiling, you gaze upward into the face of the one you love most in the world. Your smile is briefly returned, but soon becomes twisted and sinister as your loved one raises a shining, sharply pointed dagger into the air. You cry out in anguish as the blade plunges into your heart and you are consumed by darkness. <--- TOO SOON GUYS, TOO SOON!

  

Shara

Sitting in peace (read: hearing the screams caused by an Ashtani raiding party in the distance) designing something for Logosmas and then suddenly:

A voice at great distance yells, "Continue Siren"

A voice at great distance yells, "Sandwich..."

@Ryldagh needs to pipe down, I'm trying to concentrate... Now all I can think about it is Siren tenderloin sandwiches.

Eld

Shara said:

Sitting in peace (read: hearing the screams caused by an Ashtani raiding party in the distance) designing something for Logosmas and then suddenly:

A voice at great distance yells, "Continue Siren"

A voice at great distance yells, "Sandwich..."

@Ryldagh needs to pipe down, I'm trying to concentrate... Now all I can think about it is Siren tenderloin sandwiches.

Orzaansyn

Ruth launches a powerful uppercut at a pygmy jarbo. She connects! A small armadillo springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. A ruthless river crocodile springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. A swift ghost bat springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. An audacious mountain eagle springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. A yellow-bellied marmot springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. A frisky goat kid springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. Ruth launches a powerful uppercut at a pygmy jarbo. She connects! A small armadillo springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. A swift ghost bat springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. A yellow-bellied marmot springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. A frisky goat kid springs to a pygmy jarbo's defence. Ruth yelps in pain as a ruthless river crocodile bashes her. Ruth inhales and begins holding her breath. Ruth peers about herself unscrupulously. Ruth raises a platinum whistle to her lips and blows a stream of air through the narrow end. Three resonant notes linger briefly on the air before dispersing in all directions. A ruthless river crocodile looks up suddenly before fading away. An audacious mountain eagle looks up suddenly before fading away.

Hasar

(The Council of Mhaldor): Ulrike says, "When I was vacationing in Korea I thought I'd try dog meat..."

qqing to Hashan now

Kresslack

Hasar said:

(The Council of Mhaldor): Ulrike says, "When I was vacationing in Korea I thought I'd try dog meat..."

qqing to Hashan now

Shuddup and get back in the barracks.