Memorable quotes

Herenicus

Since you last logged in, there were 18 failed attempts to login to the website or an associated service using your character name. 

Asmodron

Herenicus said:

Since you last logged in, there were 18 failed attempts to login to the website or an associated service using your character name. 

Sounds like an angry ex-girlfriend, I'd look through your phonebook.

Jonathin

Herenicus said:

Since you last logged in, there were 18 failed attempts to login to the website or an associated service using your character name. 

Sorry, I was having an identity crisis.

Nim

Jonathin said:

Herenicus said:

Since you last logged in, there were 18 failed attempts to login to the website or an associated service using your character name. 

Sorry, I was having an identity crisis.

wait but I thought that was my identity crisis! ...oh, shoot...

Saeva

(The Midnight Crew): Platonus says, "Our lord and Saeva, Jhuisus Kross."
I think I new city on the rise.

Santar

(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "Which striking thing is hypochondria."

(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "Is it chest?"

(The Warriors of Sapience): Darkender says, "Yes."

(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "How the fuck would you know."

(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "You've been dormant 8 years."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Darkender says, "I am a blademaster?"

(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "Oh, that's a good reason."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Iakimen says, "Lol."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Darkender says, "-facepalm-."

Aodfionn

"Not dicknado obviously, but something similar."

Halos

Mithridates Phyrros shouts, "I'm afraid the top of Mhaldor still puts someone far below the rest of Sapience, Lord Sartan."

Mithridates arrives from the north.

Mithridates casts a spell over himself and a reflection of him appears next to him.

Winging in with unholy fury, a column of daemons streams around Mithridates as their tiny teeth and claws tear flesh. 

A reflection of Mithridates blinks out of existence.

timing

ETA: Post 666! Relevant.

Shunsui

Reflections block god attacks? Shit, I'm going magi

Amanu

(Party): @Lothiac says, "Ugrach was out of his spot."

- 2014/09/24 01:31:06 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Omi.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:07 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Elazar.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:07 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Svegat.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:08 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Mycen.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:08 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Herose.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:08 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Praxides.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:08 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Jhaeli.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:09 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Cresil.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:09 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Herose.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:09 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Melodie.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:10 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Cresil.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:10 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Xinna.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:10 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Taraza.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:10 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Ulrike.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:11 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Halios.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:14 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Halios.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:15 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Melodie.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:18 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Xinna.

(Party): Lothiac says, "You all can call me miss cleo."

Kenway

Removed all the prompts and sipping and stuff:

(Shield): Lilian says, "Ah no one come int othe house hall, lots of fire and stuff..just a warning!"

(Shield): You say, "Uhm."

 

(Shield): Lilian says, "Ow."

--Running to the estate, thinking something is wrong.

The proving ground (indoors).

A combat practice dummy stands here poised for battle. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular 

monolith is on the ground. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. Quietly munching from a 

feed bag, a stocky gypsy's pony stands here. A war horse stands here, stamping impatiently.  

Scarlattan Lilian Xanatov-Nomathi, Shield Curator is here. She wields an elemental staff in her left 

hand.

You see a single exit leading south.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Lilian fashions a holocaust globe out of pure elemental fire and arms it.

Lilian stares implacably about herself.

You say in Cyrenese in a calm, dark voice, "Ohshit."

Your heart skips a beat in excitement, will another of the false Gods fall today?

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The holocaust globe ominously stops pulsing for a fraction of a second, and then explodes into a 

fiery conflagration that consumes all around it.

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(Shield): You say, "Ow."

(Shield): Lilian says, "I warned you."

MAYBE BE MORE ARTICULATE @Lilian‌!!

Asmodron

Oh shit!

Kenway said:

Removed all the prompts and sipping and stuff:

(Shield): Lilian says, "Ah no one come int othe house hall, lots of fire and stuff..just a warning!"

(Shield): You say, "Uhm."

 

(SHIELD)!!!!!!!: Lilian says, "Ow."

Cyrene just got interesting! Go go secret government force.

Aerek

And throughout this thread, you've all been speculating how Hashan is building floating fortresses with giant death rays.

Kaden

Asmodron said:

Oh shit!

Kenway said:

Removed all the prompts and sipping and stuff:

(Shield): Lilian says, "Ah no one come int othe house hall, lots of fire and stuff..just a warning!"

(Shield): You say, "Uhm."

 

(SHIELD)!!!!!!!: Lilian says, "Ow."

Cyrene just got interesting! Go go secret government force.

I still need to find an eyepatch sometime...

Asmodron

Klendathu

Cheating guard!

5829h|83%, 6960m|100%, 99%e, 100%w ex|cdbk[?]-[Qaxs]E|N|S|W 45% 13:53:33.158(gut Guard)
[gut]: You connect to a rotund prison guard!
A rotund prison guard heaves himself out to the north, muttering under his breath.
5829h|83%, 6960m|100%, 99%e, 100%w e|cdbk[?]-[Qaxs]E|N|S|W 13:53:33.652
You bleed 7 health.
6170h|88%, 6950m|99%, 99%e, 100%w e|cdbk[?]-[Qaxs]E|N|S|W 13:53:34.440(+341h, 4.9%, -10m, 0.1%) 
BALANCE - ALL LIMBS (2.59s)
6170h|88%, 6950m|99%, 99%e, 100%w ex|cdbk[?]-[Qaxs]E|N|S|W 13:53:36.241(gut Guard)
You cannot see that being here.
6170h|88%, 6950m|99%, 99%e, 100%w ex|cdbk[?]-[Qaxs]E|N|S|W 13:53:36.725
There is a door in the way, to the north.

Jukilian

Obviously taking a page from @Draqoom's book in going through a closed door.

Cynlael

Bland has fallen to the deadly arrows of a Tsol'aa ranger.
[3888h (100)|3247m (100)|18340e|13660w][XE-M -88%]

Such a bland way to die.

 No, no I'm not proud of actually saying that.

Kerria

Kaden said:

Asmodron said:

Oh shit!

Kenway said:

Removed all the prompts and sipping and stuff:

(Shield): Lilian says, "Ah no one come int othe house hall, lots of fire and stuff..just a warning!"

(Shield): You say, "Uhm."

 

(SHIELD)!!!!!!!: Lilian says, "Ow."

Cyrene just got interesting! Go go secret government force.

I still need to find an eyepatch sometime...

Took me a few days to finally get over the urge to say "Hail Hydra" instead of "Hail shield"

Kenway

Cleaved Twil 'cause his system broke during a spar. Bunch of house mates thought it was a legit kill and started congratulating me on killing a badass sylvan.
Apparently he had restarted to fix whatever the issue was...

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/c2971153

Melodie

Droch Melodie (female Maggot)

You are level 101 (5th Heir to Ashaxei's Legacy) and 98% of the way to the next level.

Health:        150 /  150     Mana:          150 /  150

Endurance:     200 /  200     Willpower:     200 /  200

Strength: -2  Dexterity: -2  Constitution: -2  Intelligence: -2

I'm uncertain if this could get much worse. 

Edit: And a little something from an earlier skirmish - https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/2cf36e08

Jukilian

Melodie said:

Droch Melodie (female Maggot)

You are level 101 (5th Heir to Ashaxei's Legacy) and 98% of the way to the next level.

Health:        150 /  150     Mana:          150 /  150

Endurance:     200 /  200     Willpower:     200 /  200

Strength: -2  Dexterity: -2  Constitution: -2  Intelligence: -2

I'm uncertain if this could get much worse. 

Edit: And a little something from an earlier skirmish - https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/2cf36e08

264h, 1459m, 3905e, 5450w edbk|- (eat irid|outr 1 irid)(-666 Health, 64.3%)

This is clearly a sign.

Halios

Amanu said:

(Party): @Lothiac says, "Ugrach was out of his spot."

- 2014/09/24 01:31:06 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Omi.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:07 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Elazar.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:07 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Svegat.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:08 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Mycen.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:08 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Herose.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:08 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Praxides.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:08 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Jhaeli.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:09 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Cresil.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:09 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Herose.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:09 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Melodie.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:10 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Cresil.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:10 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Xinna.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:10 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Taraza.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:10 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Ulrike.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:11 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Halios.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:14 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Halios.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:15 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Melodie.

- 2014/09/24 01:31:18 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has 

annihilated Xinna.

(Party): Lothiac says, "You all can call me miss cleo."

We had just cleared all Delos Guards, Tir, and the DKs/Vamps/Ur'Vamps/Kemnast.

Went on suicide run with a blackwinded Infernal and a Naga to get the corpses back.

Fucking Ugrach.

Rangor

@Melodie‌

fking soulspears

Melodie

Man you do not know how much I miss self-rezz. Good golly.

Asmodron

Melodie said:

Droch Melodie (female Maggot)

You are level 101 (5th Heir to Ashaxei's Legacy) and 98% of the way to the next level.

Health:        150 /  150     Mana:          150 /  150

Endurance:     200 /  200     Willpower:     200 /  200

Strength: -2  Dexterity: -2  Constitution: -2  Intelligence: -2

I'm uncertain if this could get much worse. 

Edit: And a little something from an earlier skirmish - https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/2cf36e08

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit you.
983h, 1474m, 3905e, 5450w edbk|- (-53 Health, 5.1%)
(svo): forest defs (vines) hit you.
930h, 1474m, 3905e, 5450w edbk|- (-53 Health, 5.1%)

Lol, oh forest defenses, you so silly.

Tharvis

are they based on your health (percentage damage) or something?

Ruth

Percentage based, yeah.

Trilliana

Kaden said:

Asmodron said:

Oh shit!

Kenway said:

Removed all the prompts and sipping and stuff:

(Shield): Lilian says, "Ah no one come int othe house hall, lots of fire and stuff..just a warning!"

(Shield): You say, "Uhm."

 

(SHIELD)!!!!!!!: Lilian says, "Ow."

Cyrene just got interesting! Go go secret government force.

I still need to find an eyepatch sometime...

Totally didn't mail one to @Kaden >.>

Anedhel

++++++++++++++++++++++
| Kiba disemboweled! |
++++++++++++++++++++++
You have slain Kiba.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 88.
You have reached the illustrious level of 3rd Rank of the Infinite.
The corpse of a powerful black destrier falls from Kiba's corpse.
A pinch of ground malachite falls from Kiba's corpse.
A pinch of ground malachite falls from Kiba's corpse.
You have successfully nullified an assassination contract that had been taken out on you!
You just received message #9298 from Achaea.
(svo): Your max health increased by 43h/1% to 4084.
(svo): Your max mana increased by 40m/1% to 3820.

Fifth time I regained 88 today. It depresses me each and every time I see my health only went up by 43h. Every single time