Memorable quotes

Klendathu

You have slain a proud ducal guard, retrieving the corpse.

A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

You have found a Blue Dragon's scale (level 2) talisman piece!


Tempered with this:

Time to switch to server queueing / curing methinks!

Dunn

I only issue bounties for people that participated in a raid within city limits. Don't even bounty for highway raids.


We never get raided. Some things in the works to try and change that, though. 

Sena

Fire all of Ashtan's guards and get rid of all our totems to encourage raids.

Ruth

Daeir said:

Issued myself asking if there was basis for theological cities using bounties as a way to recompense shrine/order related offenses:

Message #2416       Sent by Meletus

9/19/15:00 Greetings! In regard to issue 70090, defilements and shrine destruction fall outside the scope of city bounties, and they do not provide a valid reason for a bounty regardless of the religious affiliation those cities have!

Done and dusted. No more bounties on newbies that defile ok, Mhaldor? Use marks like the rest of us.

Eh, I'm fine without bounties for shrine-related stuff. It was never a very big issue since I only did it on rare occasions; it only became one because a novice was involved. Malicious or non-malicious, she was still going to get a visit either way, outside of a bounty. At least the issue clarified the writ system for theological cities and shrines.

Kyttin

Ruth said:

Daeir said:

Issued myself asking if there was basis for theological cities using bounties as a way to recompense shrine/order related offenses:

Message #2416       Sent by Meletus

9/19/15:00 Greetings! In regard to issue 70090, defilements and shrine destruction fall outside the scope of city bounties, and they do not provide a valid reason for a bounty regardless of the religious affiliation those cities have!

Done and dusted. No more bounties on newbies that defile ok, Mhaldor? Use marks like the rest of us.

Eh, I'm fine without bounties for shrine-related stuff. It was never a very big issue since I only did it on rare occasions; it only became one because a novice was involved. Malicious or non-malicious, she was still going to get a visit either way, outside of a bounty. At least the issue clarified the writ system for theological cities and shrines.

Pretty sure it was clarified before @Daeir issued himself about it. IE: Above posts by @Bluef.

Ulrike

(A CLAN): Jhui says, "I got weak health."

Jhui

too much clothes

Synbios

Daeir said:

Do more provocative RP stuff and we'll have no choice but to headlong rush your guards and then make a public post proclaiming our victory afterwards.

Srsly tho, I was reading Marvoginian stuff today and wished cool shit like that happened more. Oppress some orphans or something.

Sorry, all of the orphans are dead. Because of ships.

Santar

Jhui said:

too much clothes

too soon

Kerria

After throwing a bunch of meteors at @Jinsun‌
Message #442        Sent by Jinsun

9/20/17:09 Rude!

You sent the following message to Jinsun:

I thought we were playing tag, Kadin tagged me first!

Talysin

Kerria said:

After throwing a bunch of meteors at @Jinsun‌
Message #442        Sent by Jinsun

9/20/17:09 Rude!

You sent the following message to Jinsun:

I thought we were playing tag, Kadin tagged me first!

@Jinsun ! You are stealing Talysin's sayings!

Vaehl

Flying above Seaview Road nearing the coast (road).

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.

You see exits leading southeast and northwest.

4348h 3726m 99%e 97%w XX|EE C M 

You tap your foot with mild impatience.

wat

Santar

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Saw these two classleads and laughed. It's funny because they're blank, but I know exactly what they're -going- to say.

He might as well just write in, "Reflections. NEED I SAY MORE?"

Vaehl

Active curing needs an overhaul imo. Cool down timers at the least. Maybe make them require timing/skill to use.

Trilliana

Santar said:

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Saw these two classleads and laughed. It's funny because they're blank, but I know exactly what they're -going- to say.

He might as well just write in, "Reflections. NEED I SAY MORE?"

Forgot one:

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Edit: Lol, there's one for Alchemy skill Salt too...

Saeva

Blatantly trying to ensure that the magi class is in fact, utterly useless and unappealing for any reason.

Jovolo

balanced*

Halos

Rohai's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Rohai makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Linus makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Though still powerful, the shrine is reduced somewhat.

Aodfionn makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

You make your offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.

Rohai makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Linus makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Aodfionn makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

You make your offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.

The shrine suddenly grows to huge proportions.

Rohai makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Though still powerful, the shrine is reduced somewhat.

Linus makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Aodfionn makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

You make your offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.

Linus makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Aodfionn makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Rohai makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

You make your offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.

Linus makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Aodfionn makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Rohai makes his offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

You make your offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.

[...]

(Party): You say, "Out."

(Party): Linus says, "Out...."

(Party): Linus says, "How did this happen."

(Party): You say, "Wait."

(Party): You say, "I was."

(Party): Linus says, "Oh my god."

lol

Malorn

@Sartan. @Halos MVP for Mhaldor.

I always knew there was something fishy about that guy...

Caoimhaen

Haha! Dude...when I was new to targ I offered a body and mistakenly  defiled a Deucalion shrine. Then all of the group was like... STTTOOOP! I felt terrible. So I killed myself so they could offer me instead and Cadarus auto rezzed. They were like..its cool. No need for that. I was like..wat. lol Mhaldor would use my essence. Y'all are weird

Chiam

Caoimhaen said:

Haha! Dude...when I was new to targ I offered a body and mistakenly  defiled a Deucalion shrine. Then all of the group was like... STTTOOOP! I felt terrible. So I killed myself so they could offer me instead and Cadarus auto rezzed. They were like..its cool. No need for that. I was like..wat. lol Mhaldor would use my essence. Y'all are weird

@Halos‌

When I was fairly new and defiled instead of sanctify in a group (was sleepy), everyone was like "KILL HIM", "Kill him NOW"

Aerek

I don't have recognition, so I have to ask who to thank for the "Engaged 44 years, married 44 minutes" shout. That killed me, and completely threw off whatever dramatic tell I was trying to compose at the time.

Kross

Aerek said:

I don't have recognition, so I have to ask who to thank for the "Engaged 44 years, married 44 minutes" shout. That killed me, and completely threw off whatever dramatic tell I was trying to compose at the time.

You're welcome

Aerek

Just for posterity, we were married for exactly 46 minutes and 21.8 seconds. Good call.

Aktillum

@Hirst stands a tarot on his open palm, and blows it lightly at you. Suddenly your movement through the time stream is slowed.

Hirst quickly flings a tarot card at you, and you feel unreasonable lust for him.

(svo): Slow curing mode enabled.

(svo): Warning: your aeon situation is looking bad, you might want to tsc off and walk out

(a) 4830h, 4180m, 20400e, 18900w cexkd[lust(Hirst) st diz epi rop impat par con just ae]


I'll get right on that SVO

Jacen

The soul of Caladbolg says in a clear voice, "Im going to start killing twil everytime I see 

him."

Dajio#2

Draqoom

Jacen said:

The soul of Caladbolg says in a clear voice, "Im going to start killing twil everytime I see 

him."

Dajio#2

I would agree, except Caladbolg could actually do it whereas Dajio cannot

Asmodron

Saeva said:

Blatantly trying to ensure that the magi class is in fact, utterly useless and unappealing for any reason.

Holocaust OP.

Kafziel

Daeir said:

Actually could do it is a mild understatement. People readily underestimate Caladbolg and it makes me laugh every time.

People wouldn't underestimate him if he wasn't stoned 95% of the time

Synbios

Daeir said:

The reefer is what gives him his powers, though.

Caladbolg Calloway...Cab Caladbolg...Caladbolg Caladbolgway?



Coincidence? I think not.