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  • NimNim
    Faur said:
    Asmodron said:
    I first read the quote as "Eleusian says"  and was wondering when Eleusis got so zealous..

    'You MUST have tea and cake with the Druids Monks, or you DIE! Tea and cake or death, tea and cake or death!'
    Whatever year it is I manage to finish rebuilding my system and actually start logging in again, this sounds like an amazing something. I don't know what but I'm using it. Going to smite heathens in the name of leaf-based drinks and teatime baked goods everywhere.
  • FaurFaur
    I use something similar with the Phaesteans, only it's ale and meat or death.
  • AsmodronAsmodron
    edited September 2014
    All eleusis needs is some dangerous aspects instilled in it and it'll be fine. Which of you mortal builders up there is up to making a few wild and dangerous forest predators to inhabit eastern ithmia mm?

    P.S: No wolves. We all know how their bites only tickle.
  • AmanuAmanu Forge Tree
    Asmodron said:
    All eleusis needs is some dangerous aspects instilled in it and it'll be fine. Which of you mortal builders up there is up to making a few wild and dangerous forest predators to inhabit eastern ithmia mm?

    P.S: No wolves. We all know how their bites only tickle.
    Upgrade them to Lupus hunting ground werewolves!

  • AtalkezAtalkez
    Open door se;leap se




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    Cooking the offering for the holy to eat is usually a thing actually, but I didn't in this instance. The fish had other plans!
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • AsmodronAsmodron
    Melodie said:
    Was in the middle of a small, private Nereian-ish (not the usual kind though) ritual when I got a surprise visitor:

    You have emoted: Melodie carefully kneels upon the ground near the pond, gazing at her reflection upon the still waters as she contemplates.

    You have emoted: After several long moments, Melodie pulls beside her a sailor's kitbag, carefully withdrawing a still-twitching, elegant fish of exotic origin. She takes several moments to place the fish upon the ground, letting it flail helplessly as she crumbles dried kelp around it in a counter-clockwise motion.

    You have emoted: Melodie hums a sweet hymn beneath her breath as she works, withdrawing a miniature brazier from her pouch and placing it to the side, lighting it with a quick flick of her hand. Withdrawing a knife from the same pouch, she uses it to deftly remove a scale from the beautiful fish, causing it to writhe in pain briefly.

    Draqoom suddenly falls into view from the sky above you with a terrified scream, plummeting head first to the surface with a sickening crunch.

    You peer at Draqoom unscrupulously.

    Eminent Master Draqoom Van Helsing, Iron Fist says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "I'm spying, shhh."
    Fish killer. What happened to respecting the sea??!??!
  • CynlaelCynlael
    edited September 2014
    The Anthem shifts, protecting from physical cutting damage.
    [2840h (73)|3056m (94)|18313e|13630w][E-B M -6%]
    Grasping your arm with a clawed hand, a wight nearly wrenches the limb from your shoulder.
    The defenses of the Anthem absorb the damage completely.
    You howl as a decaying zombie hacks into you.
    The defenses of the Anthem absorb the damage completely.
    You howl as a decaying zombie hacks into you.
    The defenses of the Anthem absorb the damage completely.
    Grasping your arm with a clawed hand, a wight nearly wrenches the limb from your shoulder.
    The defenses of the Anthem absorb the damage completely.
    A nearly invisible magical shield forms around a wraith.
    [2840h (73)|3056m (94)|18313e|13630w][E-B M -6%]

    Love this.

  • ExelethrilExelethril
    I really hate the WiFi in my apartment :neutral_face: 

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  • AsmodronAsmodron
    Klendathu said:
    Descending in a graceful arc, a woodland kestrel pecks at its binding and drops a letter into your hands before winging away in a flurry of dun-hued colour.
    Ooh, a letter, and unsolicited... how exciting..

    You read what is written on a delicately embossed letter:
    deer Sir or Madim
    hello i Am reprisenting a United Coalitun of Investors and i have urgent news to deliver you. Our company is making investments in comodities like wood steel coal etc and we were doing good making money to feed our families. but there is recently a traitor in our Coalitun and he sell out our company secrets to a competer company and our stocks very quikcly plumet BUT there is good news in all the bad!.
    the good News is that we have a TOP SECRET BANK ACCOUNT with the sum of 8,738,393 GOLD SOVERIGNS (eight milion, seven hundrid thirty 8 thousand) but the accuont is curently locked and no one can access the accont until a certain deposit is made which will then release the funds
    my friend i am wary of ppl who are not trustworthy but i do much research and i found you so i belive u are a trstworthy pErson. if you are to helping me with this small matter i will be happy to share up to 30% (thirty percent) of the accuont balance with you if you are agree to the small stipulation in order to unlock the accont funds to make them availible to you then you must deposit 300,000 gold sovereigns into the accont. you are thinking that is alot of gold soverigns but i promise you it is only small amount compaired to wat you will be recieve in generous compensation after teh depsit is made i will contact yuo again to negotiate the tranfer of the generous funds
    long and prosprous life to you
    ps i am sory to be sending anonimous letter but this is a secret matter of most urgent so please be hurrying
    Who could it be from? How will I ever find out? The mystery...

    Though the parchment of this letter is so thin as to be nearly transparent, it is surprisingly strong, and shimmers with a faint silken finish. A pale wash of carmine colour suffuses the parchment, the slight irregularity of the wash a hand-crafted, artistic impression rather than one of carelessness. Delicate swirls decorate the margins in graceful arcs of gold and silver, framing whatever words may lie between them.
    In flowing script at the bottom of the letter is embossed the name 'Aktillum Rousseau'.
    It has 10 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs 1 ounce(s).
    It bears the distinctive mark of @Aktillum‌.
    A delicately embossed letter is holding:
    Nothing.
    Now, I'm no Sherlock Holmes but...

    Wait, that was fake?? Im not going to get an investmant??
  • CylaCyla Yggdrasil
    (Project 9): Marcalo says, "I already voted for you, Klen. You're solid."

    (Project 9): Klendathu says, "Jesus loves you, Marcalo, loves you with a sunbeam."

    (Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."


    (Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."


    (Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."

  • TalysinTalysin
    Marcalo has always been pure gold.
  • KyttinKyttin
    I thank each and everyone of you for making me laugh, so glad to be back to catch up to these. Slightly sad I'm not listed anywhere, but alas, I've not been around. Who's ready for Snyper Kyttin?

  • TalysinTalysin
    Goggo said:
    2014/09/17 13:27:30 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Althaia for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 5000 gold.
    2014/09/17 13:27:56 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Eleison for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 10000 gold.
    2014/09/17 13:28:38 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Talysin for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 10000 gold.
    2014/09/17 13:28:54 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Patria for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 8000 gold.
    2014/09/17 13:29:15 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Linus for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 10000 gold.

    Just wondering.. isn't this exactly against the purpose of bounties? Shrine conflict is supposed to be solved via writs, right?
    Yes, Im particularly annoyed that Althaia was on the list.

    In before we get a response akin to "Mhaldor is Sartan's city, so...."
  • MorthifMorthif
    Goggo said:
    2014/09/17 13:27:30 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Althaia for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 5000 gold.
    2014/09/17 13:27:56 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Eleison for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 10000 gold.
    2014/09/17 13:28:38 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Talysin for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 10000 gold.
    2014/09/17 13:28:54 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Patria for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 8000 gold.
    2014/09/17 13:29:15 - Ruth has filed a bounty against Linus for 'Destroying a shrine to the Master'. The 
    reward is 10000 gold.

    Just wondering.. isn't this exactly against the purpose of bounties? Shrine conflict is supposed to be solved via writs, right?
    I think it was @Bluef‌ who already issued over this. You can't bounty for detailing.. That's what the Witness command is for.

    Now I feel dumb for questioning the need for such an issue.
  • RuthRuth Singapore
    edited September 2014
    I mostly already clarified this with @Davio when he asked! I don't do it very often, only for specific reasons.

    * Also if you're dragging a novice along, I expect them to know what they're getting into! At least bounties tell the people with little restraint that they're allowed only to jump someone once and that's it.
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    I cba to use the witness system. Its so terrible and trashy.

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
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