Memorable quotes

Aelios

Approaching the Champions' Bridge (road).

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. 

A gilded pike with the decapitated heads of Eloru, Nadria, Florentino, Xinna, Ayoxele, May, Jacen, Elina, Orzaansyn, 

Mycen, Kailey, Taraus, Kinilan, Fendrel, Irontounge, Jinsun, Dalran, Atalkez, Jhui, Qwindor, Daslin, Mizik, Arcturus, 

Jukilian, Iuneos, Datrius, Akia, Isaiah, Keijima, Aegoth, Dajio, Qwuan, Omi, Gyrth, Carmain, Hirst, Carbine, Cresil, 

Malifuus, Klendathu, Herose, Raegoth, Zamora, Raylin, Dunn, Dartega, Xuaco, Proficy, Vrass, Kaihuti, Hasar, Chiam, 

Zandre, Kross, Lialeon, Lorath, Dortheron, Saxairas, and Nadrouj has been erected here. An elegant white letter is in 

danger of being soiled here. Flapping its massive wings, a dire bat flies overhead. A roly-poly tiger cub romps around. 

A palm-sized coral-back tarantula crouches here.

You see exits leading north and west.

You are panting softly.

It's getting impressive.

Mizik

god. refunds, please

Halios

Placeholder (female Troll).

She is 455 years old, having been born on the 11th of Chronos, 208 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is unranked in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Her warcry: '???'

Eld

Halios said:

Placeholder (female Troll).

She is 455 years old, having been born on the 11th of Chronos, 208 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is unranked in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Her warcry: '???'

Placeholderii (male Human).

He is 416 years old, having been born on the 7th of Sarapin, 248 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Peasant in Hashan.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Sobriquet

Love (female Siren).

She is 18 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Miraman, 646 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is unranked in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is a Settler in Targossas.

She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

She is a Sightseer in the Fellowship of Explorers.

oh dear

Kerria

Must be friends with Lace?

Ayleth

Caladbolg said:

Silas said:

Haha, you got tp'd to UW for phasing around Hashan? Or were you sitting in a room with Twilight?

Was looking for guards to kill.

Silly, Caladbolg. You can't see denizens when you're phased nor can you probe them.

Dalran

Doesn't mean you can't find guards

Dalran

Made me giggle, this is what happens when I try to RP, I so bad at it. 

43) You told Linus: It was a duel.

44) You told Linus: Between Akia and Aelios.

45) Linus told You: Erm.

46) Linus told You: I saw him transfix mhaldorisans.

47) You told Linus: And if you value your life, I'd suggest you don't interfere anymore.

48) You told Linus: Aye, they hit his totem, not sure why he had them enemied though.

49) Linus told You: Hahahaha. I was about to apologize, but fuck you.

Silas

That's absolutely fine RP.

Cyla

(Project 9): @Atalkez says, "Jk I'm not a jerk srs."
(Project 9): Kiba says, "Nope. Permanent impression made."
(Project 9): You say, "Yes you are, don't lie."
(Project 9): You say, "Insulting my name and shit."
(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Maybe a little."
(Project 9): You say, "Yeah."
(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Cyla."
(Project 9): You say, "No."
(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Cyla."
(Project 9): You say, "Fuck you."
(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Cyla."
(Project 9): You say, "And fuck off."
(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Cyla."
(Project 9): You say, "I mean it."
Atalkez tells you, "Say what damn it."
(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Cyla."
(Project 9): You say, "WHAT."
(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Can I ride you."
(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Like a Hayabusa."
(Project 9): You say, "Burn in hell."
(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Lel."
You tell Kohai Atalkez al'Dejan, Silent Stormblade, "Ur not cute."
Atalkez tells you, "Lolol I'm laughing so hard though plz."

I think I'm going back to D'Ischai Kio'Gema Sar'vet Shayan'kor.

Silas

Zuiho_sho. Still no idea how you pronounce the underscore.

Klendathu

[gut]: You connect to a fell werewolf! - CRITICAL

A look of relief crosses a fell werewolf's face as it touches a crystal tattoo.

Asmodron

Klendathu said:

[gut]: You connect to a fell werewolf! - CRITICAL

A look of relief crosses a fell werewolf's face as it touches a crystal tattoo.

You wouldnt know it by looking, but werewolves are actually the true creators of the tattoo arts, not those skinny hairless tsol'aa. It's why everyone assumed werewolves had amazing regenerative abilities, it was actually just crystal and boar tattoos in secret. Shhhh

Klendathu

Asmodron said:

Klendathu said:

[gut]: You connect to a fell werewolf! - CRITICAL

A look of relief crosses a fell werewolf's face as it touches a crystal tattoo.

You wouldnt know it by looking, but werewolves are actually the true creators of the tattoo arts, not those skinny hairless tsol'aa. It's why everyone assumed werewolves had amazing regenerative abilities, it was actually just crystal and boar tattoos in secret. Shhhh

Some of 'em starburst too  

Orzaansyn

@Carmain‌

Part 2 of Grunt Nictius' adventures in Mhaldor.

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "Greetings Archfiend."

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Greetings, Grunt. How do you feel?"

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "I feel evil."

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "That is very good. Even if I am not certain to precisely understand which feeling it is. Would you elaborate?""

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "Strength. This is in short."

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Oh. You do feel strong, then?"

Nictius's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "Yeah."

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Do you think you feel strong enough to kill me?"

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "I feel strong enough to respect you as a brother in my city."

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "A brother, really?"

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "Every one in my city who follows Lord Sartan is my brother."

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Even females?"

The vibrant and floral scent of roses surrounds you in a fragrant cloud.

"Heh heh heh," Nictius chuckles.

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "No those will be my wives later."

You lace your fingers together contemplatively.

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "To feel evil does not seem to bring you much insight."

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "Oh sorry."

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "I didn't know that you are a female. I was kidding. Thats how men talk."

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "I am confused now. Are you kidding about the fact you did not know I am a female, or about the fact I will eventually be your wife?"

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "Oh god. Just never mind. I was kidding about every thing i said."

You nod your head carefully.

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "I thought that you will get mad about what i said. Please forget about it."

Orzaansyn turns her face to Nictius, silently considering, her disturbing obsidian eyes devoid of emotion.

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "You'd better pray the Lord that I never get mad at you."

Crimson drops form at the corners of Orzaansyn's disturbing obsidian eyes, then run on her alabaster cheeks, alike tears of blood.

Nictius kneels humbly on the ground, uttering prayers to the Gods.

You say in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Should it happen, you can trust I would find creative and extremly painful ways to let you know my ire."

Nictius says in an Evil voice, "Thank you Archfiend."

I talked a little with him afterward and he is a real begginner who is most likely a little lost.

Tharvis

(Hashan) Election #450438 has just re-opened for voting due to a tie.

Memorable simply because it's so... rare

Amanu

Tharvis said:

(Hashan) Election #450438 has just re-opened for voting due to a tie.

Memorable simply because it's so... rare

Happened in Eleusis sometime back. I didn't vote the first time. Second time, I did and the person won. Maybe my vote, maybe not. It's memorable in any case.

Goggo

@Talysin! 

---

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ill do a little show for you."

Shunsui stands still, getting a faraway look on his face.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And Shunsui leaves."

Activist Shunsui Azon's breath scorches the air as he says, "Scared me."

Talysin grins and nods.

Shunsui fades into a wall of mist and vanishes.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ladies and gentlemen."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Do you like the pelt?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I recently purchased myself a fine fur coat."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And some bitch stops me outside of Annwyn."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And has the audacity to say to me."

A haggard old woman says in an annoying voice, "What poor unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear 

THAT?".

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "My aunt Trudy? I replied."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Just walked away."

"Wow!" you exclaim.

Talysin turns his back to reveal a large splotch of paint on the back of his coat.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Bitch."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Its so nice to have such a...lively audience tonight."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I like to be a bit showy, ya know."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Not everyone likes it, but its my thing."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And you know."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "When one thinks of big openings my name tends to come up."

You tilt your head curiously.

Talysin nudges you suggestively.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Big openings."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Nothing?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Moving on!"

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ive lived a long time in these realms."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "343 years."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And when I think of all the people I have come upon in my travels."

 

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I have to remember all the people who have come upon me."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Talysin bangs a gong to hint at a joke.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "My first boyfriend."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ewan."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh what a train wrack that boy was."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "He used to come to me while I was working on my music."

Ewan says, "Taly, can I go out and hunt with my guild?".

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I'd look under my desk and say."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Don't talk with your mouth full, honey."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "So you're probably wondering."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "How did this slip of girly boy from native Ashtan become the 

internationally ignored song stylist barely standing before you?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "It took a media piece in the Ashtan register and a smear campaign 

for my name to appear in the every day household."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "There I was."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "TALYSIN AND DUNN - SECRET BOYFRIENDS?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "WHO IS THIS WOMAN SEEN WITH DUNN?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Sure he treats me rough, but thats how I like it. He'll never admit 

our love, but I occasionally get it at the end of his rapier."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Well, now you're listening, huh?"

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

You nod your head emphatically.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Well I wrote a song about him."

You tilt your head and listen intently to Talysin.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "My, odd relationship with the Ashtani king."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Or overseer, same thing really."

Talysin positions himself dramatically with his back to you, his hand at his side, and his blackjack in his 

hands casting a stare at you.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I've got a sweet tooth."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "For licorice drops and jelly roll."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Hey sugar daddy, Taly need some sugar in his bowl."

Talysin licks his lips at you seductively.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I'll lay out fine china on the linen and polish up the chrome!"

Talysin pulls his pose into something more relaxed as he headbangs.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "IF YOU GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME, SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Like strap molasses, you're my orange blossom honey bear."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Bring me Katian blue jeans, black designer underwear!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "We'll dress up like a disco dance and jet set in Ashtan and Prin."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "IF YOU GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME, SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

Talysin falls to the ground looking at you.

You give Talysin a wild cheer!

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh the thrill of control! Like the rush of rock and roll."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Its the sweetest taste I know."

Talysin licks his lips.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh yeah."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "COME ON SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

A tawdry band of glam rockers sing, "When honey bees go shopping. It's something to be seen. Swarm the wild 

flowers and get nectar for the queen."

Talysin winks knowingly.

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "And every gift you bring me gets me dripping like a honey comb!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "IF YOU GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME! SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

Talysin pulls a tacky blackjack covered in green glitter free of a fluvial silver belthook and in a 

threatening manner, gives it a sharp snap.

Talysin quickly unlashes a Shield of Absorption free from an indigo leather backstrap, shifting it over his 

head and into his left hand.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Whoa the thrill of control."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Like the blitzkrieg on a roll."

 

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Its the sweetest taste I know!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh yeah."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "So if you got some sugar bring it home."

Talysin rolls up from the ground and starts gallivanting around the room.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Whiskey and fine cigarettes! I want to buy, a high speed steed!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I want to get all the artifacts."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And hypoallergenic dog!"

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "I want all the luxuries of the modern age! Every item on every page,

 in the Ashtan bernin catalog!"

Dunn says to Talysin, "Oh baby, something crossed my mind."

Dunn says to Talysin, "And I was thinking, you'd look so fine."

Dunn says to Talysin, "In a velvet dress with heels and an amethyst stone."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh Dunn, darling."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Heaven knows."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I've never put on women's clothes..."

Looking disheveled in women's clothing, Coruscating Talysin Moonflair, the Puppetmaster is lounging here. 
 (Reference ql hehe)

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Exceeeeeeeeept for once, my mother's camisole!"

Talysin pulls himself into an agile position and stares you down dramatically while screaming.

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "So you think only a woman, can truly love a man?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Well you buy me the dress, Ill be more woman than a man like you can 

stand!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ill be your goddess on a chocolate clam shell rising on a sea of 

marshmallow foam!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "AND IF YOU GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME, SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "It's a tradition to control, like Skarash and Katia told."

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "Sweet home Dunn Lichlordddddd, lord I'm comin hommmmmeeee."

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "Come on SUGAR DADDY BRING ME HOME."

The light evades the room and singles in on Talysin.

Talysin falls to his knees, exhausted.

Talysin pants like a dog.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "There's your show."

Talysin chuckles long and heartily.

You applaud Talysin heartily.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "He'll deny the entire thing."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "But how else did I get these artifacts?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I don't work."

Talysin spits on the ground in disgust.

Talysin flips a Shield of Absorption over his head with practised ease, lashing it to the hooks on an indigo 

leather backstrap.

Talysin begins to wield a tacky blackjack covered in green glitter in his right hand.

Talysin swirls a tacky blackjack covered in green glitter and carefully hooks it onto a fluvial silver 

belthook.

Dunn

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Talysin

Tiax has been slain by the might of an ursu man. 

Jhaeli

Was looking through old files and found this little gem from years ago, when @Metzger led the Wardens, and thought you'd enjoy the laugh.

Metzger tells you, "Welcome to the House! Please make sure to read HHELP

WELCOME, HHELP ETIQUETTE and HHELP RULES *thoroughly* then let us know on on

the HNT, by using HNT -message-. When you're done, you'll be getting an

orientation. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!"

 

Metzger tells you, "Hey, what do you know - it works."

 

You tell Sir Metzger Leonem, Imperial Runeknight, "Yuppers."

 

You tell Sir Metzger Leonem, Imperial Runeknight, "Heh. It's almost too

cheerful for you, Sir."

 

Metzger tells you, "I'll fix it..."

 

You tell Sir Metzger Leonem, Imperial Runeknight, "Lovely."

 

Metzger tells you, "Welcome to your new life, maggot. You will not speak,

sleep, eat, drink or shit without my by-your-leave. You will read the following

scrolls. HHELP WELCOME, HHELP ETIQUETTE and HHELP RULES. When you have

completed this task, you will ask for an orientation. If you ask for an

orientation using poor manners or an incorrect greeting, I shall gouge out your

eyes. If you have any questions, I don't want to hear them. You have 20

minutes. Algiz protect."

Metzger tells you, "How's that?"

Melodie

Aww now I miss Metzger. Damnit, Jhaeli.

Asmodron

Long quotes too long.

Shirszae

Hush you. That was probably one of the most hilarious quotes I've read. 

Anedhel

Moderately amusing, but did you forreal have your character sing an RL song in its entirety for a crowd? o_O

Saeva

Crimson drops form at the corners of Orzaansyn's disturbing obsidian eyes, then run on her alabaster cheeks, alike tears of blood.


Suddenly I know how this feels, after reading Goggo's post.

Talysin

Anedhel said:

Moderately amusing, but did you forreal have your character sing an RL song in its entirety for a crowd? o_O

Yes, a bit unoriginal for me. To be honest, I was just trying to entertain Goggo on the fly and couldn't think of anything better. This was a complete rip off of NPH's rendition of the song. Anyway, Talysin has some original performances I'm writing. His next performance will showcase original songs called "I'm fucking cool" and "Big hair'".

Anedhel

I'm not sure how I feel about that, but that's alright. As long as your audience was amused, I guess it's all cool. Kudos for sticking with it, if nothing else.

Bluef

Goggo said:

@Talysin! 

---

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ill do a little show for you."

Shunsui stands still, getting a faraway look on his face.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And Shunsui leaves."

Activist Shunsui Azon's breath scorches the air as he says, "Scared me."

Talysin grins and nods.

Shunsui fades into a wall of mist and vanishes.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ladies and gentlemen."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Do you like the pelt?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I recently purchased myself a fine fur coat."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And some bitch stops me outside of Annwyn."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And has the audacity to say to me."

A haggard old woman says in an annoying voice, "What poor unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear 

THAT?".

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "My aunt Trudy? I replied."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Just walked away."

"Wow!" you exclaim.

Talysin turns his back to reveal a large splotch of paint on the back of his coat.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Bitch."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Its so nice to have such a...lively audience tonight."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I like to be a bit showy, ya know."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Not everyone likes it, but its my thing."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And you know."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "When one thinks of big openings my name tends to come up."

You tilt your head curiously.

Talysin nudges you suggestively.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Big openings."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Nothing?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Moving on!"

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ive lived a long time in these realms."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "343 years."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And when I think of all the people I have come upon in my travels."

 

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I have to remember all the people who have come upon me."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Talysin bangs a gong to hint at a joke.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "My first boyfriend."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ewan."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh what a train wrack that boy was."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "He used to come to me while I was working on my music."

Ewan says, "Taly, can I go out and hunt with my guild?".

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I'd look under my desk and say."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Don't talk with your mouth full, honey."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "So you're probably wondering."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "How did this slip of girly boy from native Ashtan become the 

internationally ignored song stylist barely standing before you?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "It took a media piece in the Ashtan register and a smear campaign 

for my name to appear in the every day household."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "There I was."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "TALYSIN AND DUNN - SECRET BOYFRIENDS?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "WHO IS THIS WOMAN SEEN WITH DUNN?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Sure he treats me rough, but thats how I like it. He'll never admit 

our love, but I occasionally get it at the end of his rapier."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Well, now you're listening, huh?"

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

You nod your head emphatically.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Well I wrote a song about him."

You tilt your head and listen intently to Talysin.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "My, odd relationship with the Ashtani king."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Or overseer, same thing really."

Talysin positions himself dramatically with his back to you, his hand at his side, and his blackjack in his 

hands casting a stare at you.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I've got a sweet tooth."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "For licorice drops and jelly roll."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Hey sugar daddy, Taly need some sugar in his bowl."

Talysin licks his lips at you seductively.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I'll lay out fine china on the linen and polish up the chrome!"

Talysin pulls his pose into something more relaxed as he headbangs.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "IF YOU GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME, SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Like strap molasses, you're my orange blossom honey bear."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Bring me Katian blue jeans, black designer underwear!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "We'll dress up like a disco dance and jet set in Ashtan and Prin."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "IF YOU GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME, SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

Talysin falls to the ground looking at you.

You give Talysin a wild cheer!

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh the thrill of control! Like the rush of rock and roll."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Its the sweetest taste I know."

Talysin licks his lips.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh yeah."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "COME ON SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

A tawdry band of glam rockers sing, "When honey bees go shopping. It's something to be seen. Swarm the wild 

flowers and get nectar for the queen."

Talysin winks knowingly.

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "And every gift you bring me gets me dripping like a honey comb!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "IF YOU GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME! SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

Talysin pulls a tacky blackjack covered in green glitter free of a fluvial silver belthook and in a 

threatening manner, gives it a sharp snap.

Talysin quickly unlashes a Shield of Absorption free from an indigo leather backstrap, shifting it over his 

head and into his left hand.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Whoa the thrill of control."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Like the blitzkrieg on a roll."

 

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Its the sweetest taste I know!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh yeah."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "So if you got some sugar bring it home."

Talysin rolls up from the ground and starts gallivanting around the room.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Whiskey and fine cigarettes! I want to buy, a high speed steed!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I want to get all the artifacts."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "And hypoallergenic dog!"

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "I want all the luxuries of the modern age! Every item on every page,

 in the Ashtan bernin catalog!"

Dunn says to Talysin, "Oh baby, something crossed my mind."

Dunn says to Talysin, "And I was thinking, you'd look so fine."

Dunn says to Talysin, "In a velvet dress with heels and an amethyst stone."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Oh Dunn, darling."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Heaven knows."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I've never put on women's clothes..."

Looking disheveled in women's clothing, Coruscating Talysin Moonflair, the Puppetmaster is lounging here. 
 (Reference ql hehe)

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Exceeeeeeeeept for once, my mother's camisole!"

Talysin pulls himself into an agile position and stares you down dramatically while screaming.

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "So you think only a woman, can truly love a man?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Well you buy me the dress, Ill be more woman than a man like you can 

stand!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "Ill be your goddess on a chocolate clam shell rising on a sea of 

marshmallow foam!"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "AND IF YOU GOT SOME SUGAR FOR ME, SUGAR DADDY BRING IT HOME."

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "It's a tradition to control, like Skarash and Katia told."

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "Sweet home Dunn Lichlordddddd, lord I'm comin hommmmmeeee."

Talysin sings in an oddly feminine voice, "Come on SUGAR DADDY BRING ME HOME."

The light evades the room and singles in on Talysin.

Talysin falls to his knees, exhausted.

Talysin pants like a dog.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "There's your show."

Talysin chuckles long and heartily.

You applaud Talysin heartily.

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "He'll deny the entire thing."

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "But how else did I get these artifacts?"

Talysin says in an oddly feminine voice, "I don't work."

Talysin spits on the ground in disgust.

Talysin flips a Shield of Absorption over his head with practised ease, lashing it to the hooks on an indigo 

leather backstrap.

Talysin begins to wield a tacky blackjack covered in green glitter in his right hand.

Talysin swirls a tacky blackjack covered in green glitter and carefully hooks it onto a fluvial silver 

belthook.

Neil Patrick Harris could not have done it better, Taly. Awesomesauce.