Memorable quotes

Jonathin

@Anaidiana: That turtle is awesome and your wrinkles are almost as great.

Kresslack

Apostle Quei Damnata, Wicked Bibliothecary says in an unusually soft voice, "Turn esw."

@Quei cringes and drops her face into her palms with a shake of her head.

Apostle Quei Damnata, Wicked Bibliothecary says in an unusually soft voice, "Turn ssw."

Quei barks out an order to the crew to turn the rudder and trim the sails.

The executive officer says, "Sheering to the south-southwest, Captain!"

The exec shouts to the crew, "Sheer to the south-southwest, double quick!"

Katzchen

Kresslack said:

Apostle Quei Damnata, Wicked Bibliothecary says in an unusually soft voice, "Turn esw."

@Quei cringes and drops her face into her palms with a shake of her head.

Apostle Quei Damnata, Wicked Bibliothecary says in an unusually soft voice, "Turn ssw."

Quei barks out an order to the crew to turn the rudder and trim the sails.

The executive officer says, "Sheering to the south-southwest, Captain!"

The exec shouts to the crew, "Sheer to the south-southwest, double quick!"

I always used ship turn (direction) because you sound stupid saying 'ese' etc, and east-southeast is way too long to type out. My crew were just psychic apparently.

Sena

I just made an alias to turn ese into "east-southeast" so I can type it the short way and say it the long way.

Tesha

Batang tells you, "You should go forestal so you can walk around flashing people! cheaper than eye sigils."

Kresslack

Sena said:

I just made an alias to turn ese into "east-southeast" so I can type it the short way and say it the long way.

All my aliases use the Ship Turn command, without saying the direction. I just thought it was funny she misstyped and tried to go east-southwest.

Mishgul

Why not. You could be an evil chaotic good forestal

Tesha

There will be no flashing!

Nakari

but I love to flash people.

 I can run all around Mhaldor flashing and all the phased serpents will just get so distracted by the flash that they fall out of it

Arditi

Nakari said:

but I love to flash people.

 I can run all around Mhaldor flashing and all the phased serpents will just get so distracted by the flash that they fall out of it

I will noose you with extreme prejudice.

Batang

I facepalmed.  Taken out of context that was wow....yeah I'm not THAT big of a perv

Katzchen

(The Midnight Crew): Bonko says, "Gonna warp through a random wormhole. Wish me luck."

(Party): Bonko says, "Fuck."

A War Witch has made mincemeat out of Bonko.

Bonko

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Valden slashes into a pale initiate with a gleaming scimitar.

Valden slashes into a pale initiate with a gleaming scimitar.

The final blow proves too much for a pale initiate, who expires pitifully.

A pale initiate has been slain by Valden.

5835h, 4182m, 25425e, 18584w cxkdb-84.3%- [Paused]18:30:26:514conjure illusion An invisible hand strokes you tenderly.

You have recovered equilibrium.

5835h, 4182m, 25425e, 18584w cexkdb-84.3%- [Paused]18:30:26:915

You conjure up your illusion.

5835h, 4157m, 25425e, 18579w cxkdb-84.3%- [Paused]18:30:27:162(-25)conjure illusion An invisible hand strokes you tenderly.

You have recovered equilibrium.

5835h, 4157m, 25425e, 18579w cexkdb-84.3%- [Paused]18:30:27:985

You conjure up your illusion.

5835h, 4132m, 25425e, 18574w cxkdb-84.3%- [Paused]18:30:28:232(-25)conjure illusion An invisible hand strokes you tenderly.

You have recovered equilibrium.

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You conjure up your illusion.

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Long hallway.

This rather isolated hallway seems lacking in decoration and attention. On either side of the 

hallway are several small tables once lined with glowing candles, now dust replaces them. On the 

ground near one of tables is a small pike, oddly placed in a house of worship. It lies stuck deep 

within the heart of the wooden floor. Resting here with a haughty expression is a golden gryphon.  

Grunt Valden is riding on a golden gryphon. He wields a gleaming scimitar in each hand.

You see exits leading east and northwest.

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You have recovered equilibrium.

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You slip away to the east and successfully evade your pursuers.

Waiting room of prayer.

 

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

5835h, 4092m, 25415e, 18581w cekdb-84.3%- [Paused]18:30:31:219clt lmao

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

5835h, 4088m, 25425e, 18580w cexkdb-84.3%- [Paused]18:30:32:989(-4)

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Lmao."

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Welcoming room.

 

You see exits leading north and south.

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Grand entrance of the monastery.

 

You see exits leading north, east (open door), and out (open door).

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[Omnipave]: System unpaused 

There is no exit in that direction.

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5835h, 4073m, 25421e, 18592w cexkdb-84.3%- 18:30:35:312

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "Damn I should really pack for tomorrow and finish this essay."

5835h, 4058m, 25425e, 18600w cexkdb-84.3%- 18:30:41:045(-15)clt gonna warp through a random wormhole. Wish me luck

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Gonna warp through a random wormhole. Wish me luck."

5835h, 4043m, 25425e, 18600w cexkdb-84.3%- 18:30:44:608(-15)totems

metawake on

softfocus on

You order your mind to ensure you will not journey far into the dreamworld.

5835h, 4043m, 25425e, 18600w cexkdb-84.3%- 18:30:45:348

You let your eyes go out of focus, causing you to miss some details.

5835h, 4043m, 25425e, 18600w cexkdb-84.3%- 18:30:45:594warp

worm warp

You hurl yourself forwards through the air, and sure enough a swirling vortex of colours springs 

into existence to swallow you.

The wormhole spits you out at the other end.

The royal bedchamber.

Encased in gold-plated armour, a knight of the Illuminati stands motionless in silent vigil. Mounted 

astride a grim chaos hound, a black rider patrols the city. There are 2 sentries of the Vanguard 

here. Casually sending electricity to dance between the fingers of her iron gauntlet, a smirking War 

Witch of Ashtan stands guard. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape 

of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.

You see a single exit leading down.

Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on a totem.

Your hearing is restored by a mannaz rune on a totem.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Piercing pain shoots through your head as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at you.

Piercing pain shoots through your head as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at you.

A War Witch mutters to you discontentedly.

4851h, 4043m, 25425e, 18580w cxk-84.3%- 18:30:45:917

writhe

sip vitality

(-984)

You begin trying to wrest your mind free of that which has transfixed it.

4851h, 4043m, 25425e, 18580w ck-84.3%- 18:30:46:370

You take a drink from a stygian vial.

The tonic heals and soothes you.

5835h, 4043m, 25425e, 18580w ck-84.3%- 18:30:46:783(+984)

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

5835h, 4043m, 25425e, 18580w cxk-84.3%- 18:30:47:189pt fuck

Whirling his flail overhead as he passes, a black rider brings the heavy weapon crashing into your 

side.

Wreathing his bardiche in blistering flames, a sentry of the Vanguard raises the weapon and whirls 

towards you in a sequence of mangling blows.

Your right arm breaks with a loud crack.

Your left leg breaks with a loud crack.

3538h, 4039m, 25425e, 18579w cxk-84.3%- 18:30:47:866(-2297, -4)

(Party): You say, "Fuck."

3538h, 4039m, 25425e, 18579w cxk-84.3%- 18:30:48:216

You continue trying to wrest your mind free.

3538h, 4039m, 25425e, 18579w cxk-84.3%- 18:30:48:625

A knight of the Illuminati slams his golden shield into your head. Through the daze, you see the eye 

upon its emblem whirl to fixate upon you.

Gouts of flame erupting from his eyes as he summons up his fury, a sentry of the Vanguard unleashes 

a concussive wave of force that sends you flying.

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You see a War Witch yell, "Someone will be in pain today!"

-84.3%- 18:30:49:042

Dead?

Mustering a powerful charge in her gauntlet, a War Witch unleashes effulgent havoc, and the 

resultant thunderclap tears through your skull.

You have been slain by a War Witch.

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Dead?

A War Witch smirks.

0h, 4039m, 25425e, 18579w ex-82.3%- [Paused]18:30:49:052warp

worm warp

Dead?

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.

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Dead?

You are dead and cannot do that.

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Dead?

You have recovered equilibrium.

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Dead?

You twist and turn as you attempt to escape from your entanglement.

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Dead?

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "Have fun."

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Dead?

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

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Dead?

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "LOL."

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Dead?

You tell Executor Katzchen Xanatov, Squire of Arador, "Lmao."

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Dead?

(The Midnight Crew): Valden says, "Rofl."

0h, 3889m, 25425e, 18600w ex-82.3%- [Paused]18:30:55:999tell katzchen Laughing so hard

tell katzchen Laughing so hard

Dead?

You tell Executor Katzchen Xanatov, Squire of Arador, "Laughing so hard."

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Dead?

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "Oh that was utter gold."

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Dead?

Edit: That's what I get for being too lazy to walk back.

Kyrra

My totems do me proud. Extra empowerment tonight.

Iocun

Rinzai said:

Iocun said:

Melodie said:

Cyrene takes partying seriously. Partying is serious business.

I always go dormant on Blufests.

Slowly shaking the funk I had with the realms of late, but, yeah... mass groups of Cyrenians always gets out of hand, however I will say that from what I saw a lot of people put in a serious amount of work to make it happen, so I am sure that everyone who really digs that kind of thing had a great time. It's just not my cup of bourbon.

Yeah. It's a nice thing that Cyrene has things like this, really, and it's great to see how enthusiastic people can get about it. Me avoiding it is entirely personal.

Valden

@Bonko, aww you missed Valden's reaction.

Averi

Iocun said:

Rinzai said:

Iocun said:

Melodie said:

Cyrene takes partying seriously. Partying is serious business.

I always go dormant on Blufests.

Slowly shaking the funk I had with the realms of late, but, yeah... mass groups of Cyrenians always gets out of hand, however I will say that from what I saw a lot of people put in a serious amount of work to make it happen, so I am sure that everyone who really digs that kind of thing had a great time. It's just not my cup of bourbon.

Yeah. It's a nice thing that Cyrene has things like this, really, and it's great to see how enthusiastic people can get about it. Me avoiding it is entirely personal.

events like that make me feel like we are a city, not four random organizations that are in close proximity to each other and a bunch of random people who live around them. I them. @Aeryllin did an AWESOME job. I had fun.

Batang

Mad has been Reborn in the Flame!

 

 

I want to go deepfreeze him and ask, "You Mad Bro?"

Cahin

By wild blackberry bushes.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A ladder of long, soft 

leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. Light glints warmly off a golden honeycomb 

dripping with honey. A reddish orange rose blooms here, splashing the environs with vibrant colour. 

A flame-charred chariot pulled by demonic goats stands here. Lying on the ground is an oaken pipe. 

There are 9 straight-sided shot glasses here. There are 8 cloudy glass bottles here. There are 16 

Arcane Holoburgers here. There are 8 Bardic Delight shishkebabs here. There are 7 chocolate rum 

balls here. There are 4 ginger biscuits filled with cream here. There are 7 flagons filled with 

walnut ale here. A glass filled with a tarnished silver liquid rests here invitingly. There are 2 

platters of vodka-drenched oysters here. There are 2 platters of caviar and scallop canapes here. 

There are 2 plates of delectable roast beef here. There are 2 plates of roasted salmon rubbed with 

rosemary here. There are 2 plates of succulent, wine-glazed ham here. There are 2 empty flagons here.

 There are 13 sprigs of cactus weed in 3 groups here. Twinkling and gleaming, a large pile of golden 

sovereigns rests here. Miniature hands clasped patiently, a diminutive homunculus stands here, its 

features bearing an uncanny resemblance to Sable. Wings flaring, a pegasus tosses his regal head 

impatiently. There are 3 voyria-topped sundaes here. There are 3 Camus Absinthe here. There are 7 

Sniper here. There are 5 Sumac Shot here. A pure, sky-blue mithril walking staff is here. A large 

beehive hangs down from the trees above.  Warlock Jonesey Sar'vet is here. Taamu is here. Kohai 

Nyboe, Ashuran Initiate is here. Armsman Grinidon Ex'xis-Rahcon is here. He wields a cloudy glass 

bottle in each hand. The Blue Dragon Kafziel's imposing form looms. Arcane Hunter, Sable Ex'xis is 

here. He wields a fiery red and molten gold umbrella in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption in 

his right. Hipsana Hazel D'Stellis is here.

You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and west.

4300 108% H | 3780 98% M | 99% W | 99% E | ex|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:28:57.766pp;exterminate

(svo): System paused.

You become very still as you stretch out your arms, feeling out the living essence hidden in the 

nearby plant life.

(p) 4300 108% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | x|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:28:59.846(-1000m, 26.0%) 

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit you.

(p) 4062 102% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | x|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:29:02.474(-238h, 6.0%) 

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit you.

(p) 3824 96% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | x|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:29:02.476(-238h, 6.0%) 

You have recovered equilibrium. (4.58s)

(p) 3824 96% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | ex|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:29:04.426

Kafziel puts on a pair of black metallic wings.

(p) 3824 96% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | ex|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:29:05.907

Droch Kafziel, Seminarian of Helotry says, "Duanatharan."

Kafziel is swiftly carried into the skies and out of sight by a pair of black metallic wings.

(p) 3824 96% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | ex|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:29:06.132

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit you.

(p) 3586 90% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | ex|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:29:07.471(-238h, 6.0%) 

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit you.

(p) 3348 84% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | ex|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:29:07.473(-238h, 6.0%) 

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit you.

(p) 3110 78% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | ex|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:29:12.491(-238h, 6.0%) 

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit you.

(p) 2872 72% H | 2780 72% M | 98% W | 99% E | ex|cdbk   |Cahin|  01:29:12.494(-238h, 6.0%) 

Finally being in tune with the life essence of the surrounding area, you let loose your dark power 

in a rush. It quickly consumes the plant life and returns the energy to you.

Happy 300th Hipsana

edit: Haters aren't accustomed to Mhaldorian culture.

Tesha

That is a rather crappy way of welcoming someone back after however long she was gone, regardless of how annoying I found her market ads.

Batang

Tesha said:

That is a rather crappy way of welcoming someone back after however long she was gone, regardless of how annoying I found her market ads.

You do not know Hipsana.  Some of us are still scarred from the pictures he posted on the old forums....

Blujixapug

Please stop discussing this person before they sense mention of their own name, like Beetlejuice, and appear.

Nellaundra

Hipsana, Hipsana, Hipsana!

Halos

Cahin said:

Arcane Hunter, Sable Ex'xis is here. He wields a fiery red and molten gold umbrella in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption in his right. Hipsana Hazel D'Stellis is here.

That's a pretty sweet umbrella.

Melodie

Cyrene has all the best of things.

Tahquil

Wouldn't a molten gold umbrella defeat the purpose of the umbrella? Frankly I would prefer to be rained on that have boiling hot liquid gold dripping on me.

Ruth

Mmm, I want those holoburgers.

Wysteria

Despair has been slain by the might of Oranil, the Human teacher.

Ahem. Insert Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei joke here about being in despair...

Synbios

Wysteria said:

Despair has been slain by the might of Oranil, the Human teacher.

Ahem. Insert Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei joke here about being in despair...

I'm in despair! The prohibitive costs and convoluted rules of the Human language have left me in despair!

Sidonia

Ruth said:

Mmm, I want those holoburgers.

I was gonna steal some food then Cahin came and ruined the party.