Memorable quotes

Katzchen

(Xanatovs): Kotyonok says, "Kardal, you're hereby grounded."
(Xanatovs): Kaitali says, "Uh oh."
(Xanatovs): Trilliana says, "As long as it's not me."
(Xanatovs): Lilian says, "What did he do noow."
(Xanatovs): You say, "Don't listen to her... she can't actually do anything to enforce a grounding."
(Xanatovs): Kotyonok says, "I think it's a time for a new tattoo."
(Xanatovs): You say, "I care not what you tattoo on your filthy heathen hide, mother."
(Xanatovs): Kotyonok says, "Alright then, I'll make sure to show it off to make sure everyone else likes it."
(Xanatovs): You say, "Do your worst. You are well-known as a joke anyhow."
(Xanatovs): Kardal says, "Wait, grounded??!! Why?"
(Xanatovs): You say, "This one is rather slow. You really do breed them..."
(Xanatovs): Kardal says, "Way daydreaming, sorry!"
(Xanatovs): Kotyonok says, "Katzchen, you're adorable."
(Xanatovs): Kardal says, "For how long gramma?"
(Xanatovs): Lilian says, "Hey hey only I can pick on my lil bro..and Mama already grounds him every other day."
(Xanatovs): You say, "Oh, watch the obedience come out of that mouth... it would be moving if it were not to such a pathetic figure."
(Xanatovs): Lilian says, "Ha."
(Xanatovs): You say, "You know, little slave to paperwork, we have a much better use for that kind of attitude in the west."
(Xanatovs): Lilian says, "I'll pass, I rather like the stuff I do."
(Xanatovs): You say, "Your loss..."
(Xanatovs): Kotyonok says, "Nah, yours."
(Xanatovs): You say, "If that is the best retort you have, it really only serves to emphasise my point."

This is why I love family RP in achaea. So much fun taunting the heathens. :P

Bonko

@Lukan snaps his fingers in front of you.

The thought of speech seems difficult all of a sudden.

You dip your fingers into the cool water of the bowl, willing it to reveal the location of @Penwize.

An image of the Skies appears reflected within the bowl, shifting with the rippling water to display 

Upon a floating island.  (?)

pt Penwize is in the Skies at Upon a floating island

(Party): You say, "Pe...P....Pen...Pe....."

(Party): @Areigna says, "Penis?"

(Party): Lukan says, "Ro...r....rof...ro....."

Achilles

Havyn must deliver pizzas IRL

Havyn arrives, following Davio.

Davio arrives from the west.

H: 8305 (104%), M: 6875 (99%) 30838w, 35575e 84.1% ex|cdbk- 17:34:18.845  -(-40 Mana) 

Havyn gives a blackened steel scabbard to you.

H: 8305 (104%), M: 6919 (100%) 30850w, 35575e 84.1% ex|cdbk- 17:34:25.609  -(+44 Mana) 

Havyn gives a blackened steel scabbard to you.

H: 8305 (104%), M: 6915 (99%) 30849w, 35575e 84.1% ex|cdbk- 17:34:26.207  -(-4 Mana) 

Havyn flashes you a joyous smile.

H: 8305 (104%), M: 6915 (99%) 30850w, 35575e 84.1% ex|cdbk- 17:34:28.667  -

Havyn takes a drink from a maplewood vial.

H: 8305 (104%), M: 6919 (100%) 30850w, 35575e 84.1% ex|cdbk- 17:34:30.851  -(+4 Mana) 

Echald arrives from the north.

H: 8305 (104%), M: 6875 (99%) 30815w, 35565e 84.1% ex|cdbk- 17:35:02.734  -(-44 Mana) 

Echald clasps his hands before himself, faces Havyn, and performs a simple, respectful bow.

H: 8305 (104%), M: 6919 (100%) 30839w, 35575e 84.1% ex|cdbk- 17:35:07.704  -

You are dismayed as a bejewelled blue leather scabbard turns to dust in your hands.

You are dismayed as a bejewelled blue leather scabbard turns to dust in your hands.

It is now the 1st of Glacian, 622 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

H: 8305 (104%), M: 6875 (99%) 30850w, 35575e 84.1% ex|cdbk- 17:37:25.617  -(-44 Mana) 

Halos

(Refugees of Shallam): Deucalion says, "What is this "cabal"?"

Synbios

Halos said:

(Refugees of Shallam): Deucalion says, "What is this "cabal"?"

You gon' git burned by the citizens after they suspect you of being a Darkwalker, only to turn out that you were the Sentaari that's been protecting everyone from nightly assassination.

Melodie

Don't let them ruin the games!

Darroth

Adventurer Kills

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Number Slain:        5001 Total Levels:     407153 Average Level:        81

Dunn

Shit man nice.

Kresslack

Halos said:

(Refugees of Shallam): Deucalion says, "What is this "cabal"?"

What Cabal?

Mannimar

Kresslack said:

Halos said:

(Refugees of Shallam): Deucalion says, "What is this "cabal"?"

What Cabal?

Their game about finding the hidden Darkwalker that has infiltrated the Refugees... It's like that Detective Conan show where he locks everyone in a house and says the killer is in this room.

EDIT: It's also a manga. (one of the longest running ones out there)

Synbios

Mannimar said:

Kresslack said:

Halos said:

(Refugees of Shallam): Deucalion says, "What is this "cabal"?"

What Cabal?

Their game about finding the hidden Darkwalker that has infiltrated the Refugees... It's like that Detective Conan show where he locks everyone in a house and says the killer is in this room.

EDIT: It's also a manga. (one of the longest running ones out there)

May or may not involve bears. I'm looking at you, @Tesha.

Tesha

This is true, people generally only get burned when they are suspicious, say they do not like the name Raspbeary, say they do not like bear cubs, or say they like bear cubs with a little too much enthusiasm (so they do not molest my cub).

Kresslack

Dragonknight draws a circle in the air with his wand, and a fiery outline appears.

The beginnings of a fiery portal appear before you.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (1.752s)

A fiery portal opens in the air before you.

A fiery portal opens in the air before you.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

(Party): Dragonknight says, "Portal!"

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Dragonknight steps through a fiery portal and is gone.

Dragonknight leaves to the ether.

Dragonknight arrives from the ether.

Leyliah

A fairy Lady of Sidhe utters a curse at you involving fleas and 'private parts'.

I thought this was just such an epic emote when I first saw it. Now I kind of wish they'd outright said something like: "May a horde of fleas infest your nether regions!" or "Your flea-riddled crotch will not feel a man's touch in a thousand years!" or something like that.

Basically: cursing is awesome.

Katzchen

FINALLY. A use for languages!

Bonko tells you, ":)."

You tell Dreadclown Bonko in Mhaldorian, "Hey."

Bonko tells you, "Maldorina nooooo."

You tell Dreadclown Bonko in Mhaldorian, "NO."

You tell Dreadclown Bonko in Trollish, "Better?"

Bonko tells you, "I DON'T SPEAK TROLL EITHER ."

You tell Dreadclown Bonko in Tsol'dasi, "?"

Bonko tells you, "Not tsol'dasi. SPEAK COMMON YOU BITCH."

Bonko tells you, "Lol."

You tell Dreadclown Bonko in Human, "!"

Bonko tells you, "Coming to kill you."

You tell Dreadclown Bonko in Rajamalan, "Okay."

Iocun

Melodie said:

Cyrene takes partying seriously. Partying is serious business.

I always go dormant on Blufests.

Rinzai

Iocun said:

Melodie said:

Cyrene takes partying seriously. Partying is serious business.

I always go dormant on Blufests.

Slowly shaking the funk I had with the realms of late, but, yeah... mass groups of Cyrenians always gets out of hand, however I will say that from what I saw a lot of people put in a serious amount of work to make it happen, so I am sure that everyone who really digs that kind of thing had a great time. It's just not my cup of bourbon.

Nellaundra

  Immortal (2): Romeo and Sartan

Firien

Dragonight has been Reborn in the Flame!

- 2013/04/10 23:22:10 - Dragonight says, "Help."

- 2013/04/10 23:22:30 - Juliet says, "How can I help you, Dragonight?"

- 2013/04/10 23:22:39 - Dragonight says, "I'm being attacked."

- 2013/04/10 23:22:49 - Dragonight says, "I am paralysed."

Dragonight has been slain by the might of Devoto Dragonknight.

- 2013/04/10 23:23:04 - Juliet says, "You'll need to EMBRACE DEATH."

- 2013/04/10 23:23:16 - Juliet says, "And we can talk about what happened when you get done."

Syri

Firien said:

Dragonight has been Reborn in the Flame!

- 2013/04/10 23:22:10 - Dragonight says, "Help."

- 2013/04/10 23:22:30 - Juliet says, "How can I help you, Dragonight?"

- 2013/04/10 23:22:39 - Dragonight says, "I'm being attacked."

- 2013/04/10 23:22:49 - Dragonight says, "I am paralysed."

Dragonight has been slain by the might of Devoto Dragonknight.

- 2013/04/10 23:23:04 - Juliet says, "You'll need to EMBRACE DEATH."

- 2013/04/10 23:23:16 - Juliet says, "And we can talk about what happened when you get done."

So that's what happened.
)

EDIT: In other news, Dragonight is now Agravian.

Kresslack

(Mhaldor): Zelbrin says, "There is a Lycopod right in front of the city gates. How do you kill one? 

It's unsafe." 

Because in Soviet Mhaldor, Lycopod kills you.

Daslin

You break a crunchy cookie in half and pull out a tiny slip of paper from inside. You pop the cookie 

into your mouth, and only then do you look at the fortune. "To worship at a temple not your own 

Order's is mere flattery," you read aloud.

Arlanda

Daslin said:

You break a crunchy cookie in half and pull out a tiny slip of paper from inside. You pop the cookie 

into your mouth, and only then do you look at the fortune. "To worship at a temple not your own 

Order's is mere flattery," you read aloud.

Or trying to get a favour, if Hermes or Lupus were still around

Arditi

With masterful dexterity, you liberate an elegant white letter from the clutches of [PERSON WHO DOES NOT KEEP SELFISHNESS]

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Father Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Duanathar."
Halos is swiftly carried into the skies and out of sight by a pair of
eagle's wings.
Caladbolg tilts his head at Tesha while rubbing his chin, thoughtfully
declaring "Hrm."
Caladbolg says to Tesha in a clear voice, "Guess that just leaves me and
you."
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Tesha nods her head affirmatively.
Caladbolg says to Tesha in a clear voice, "I shall sing you a song
then."
Tesha's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.
Caladbolg sings to Tesha in a clear voice, "We're no strangers to love..
You know the rules and so
do I.. You wouldn't get this from any other guy.. I just wanna tell you
how im feeling.. gotta make
you understand."

Guys, I stole a Rick Roll.

Tesha

You forgot part two!

Caladbolg says to you in a clear voice, "See not so bad."

You ask in a demure, mellifluous voice, "Are you suggesting nobody else can kill me, and that you want me to know you want to kill me?"

Caladbolg says to you in a clear voice, "Well.. no.."

Caladbolg says to you in a clear voice, "I would normally choose grabbing a giant rock and smashing it into my head repeatedly than fight a bard."

Caladbolg says to you in a clear voice, "But other wise yes."

You say in a demure, mellifluous voice, "Sit still."

Lightning-quick, you jab Caladbolg with an ornate steel rapier.

You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier into Caladbolg.

You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier into Caladbolg.

Lightning-quick, you jab Caladbolg with an ornate steel rapier.

Lightning-quick, you jab Caladbolg with an ornate steel rapier.You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier into Caladbolg.

Arditi

Tesha said:

You forgot part two!

Caladbolg says to you in a clear voice, "See not so bad."

You ask in a demure, mellifluous voice, "Are you suggesting nobody else can kill me, and that you want me to know you want to kill me?"

Caladbolg says to you in a clear voice, "Well.. no.."

Caladbolg says to you in a clear voice, "I would normally choose grabbing a giant rock and smashing it into my head repeatedly than fight a bard."

Caladbolg says to you in a clear voice, "But other wise yes."

You say in a demure, mellifluous voice, "Sit still."

Lightning-quick, you jab Caladbolg with an ornate steel rapier.

You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier into Caladbolg.

You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier into Caladbolg.

Lightning-quick, you jab Caladbolg with an ornate steel rapier.

Lightning-quick, you jab Caladbolg with an ornate steel rapier.You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier into Caladbolg.

See, quotes involving you and Caladbolg and singing follow what's known as the Jurassic Park rule.

The first one was amazing and everyone loves it. Instant classic. Everybody can quote some part of it.

The second one, eh, could go either way, most people just went and saw it based off of brand recognition.

The third one will come out a while later, and most everyone with a sense of taste will hate it, and the franchise will be ruined.

So, bring on part three?

Tesha

It will have to wait until he sings me more death and war songs.

Cahin

2013/04/11 08:01:05 - Credits: +60. Reason: Citizen purchase.

2013/04/11 09:49:04 - Credits: +1. Reason: Citizen purchase.

2013/04/11 17:29:04 - Credits: +60. Reason: Citizen purchase.

2013/04/11 18:53:04 - Credits: +60. Reason: Citizen purchase.

2013/04/11 19:02:47 - Credits: +1. Reason: Citizen purchase.

2013/04/11 20:45:15 - Credits: +120. Reason: Citizen purchase.

Someone's getting artied out.

Vaehl

Yeah he's getting 10k credits.

Anaidiana

Background: Was helping a youngling rather randomly 

Certimene tells you, "Ah, a young monk! How promising - there is a multitude of adventures waiting for you! You could, for example, attempt to join one of the fine Houses of Achaea. The Black Lotus, perhaps, eager to gather power in their hands? Or have you heard from the benevolent Mojushai of Cyrene? Also, there are several Houses that are not exclusive to the monk class that allow monks to join their ranks. HOUSE LIST and the corresponding help scrolls will let you see a number of Houses that are awaiting you!"

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Tyrinal's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You say in a smooth, elderly voice, "First thing Certimene said to me was, "Ah, a young monk!""

You snicker softly to yourself.

You say to Certimene in a smooth, elderly voice, "What part of me is 'young', Certimene?"

Mischievite Tyrinal says, "What do I do now?"

Certimene says, "Those new wrinkles around your eyes appear 'young'. Does that count?"

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say to Certimene in a smooth, elderly voice, "You meanie."

You collapse into Tyrinal's arms and begin to cry.

all the divine interaction lately. Keep it up!