Memorable quotes

Daslin

You tell Deshi Enro, Student of the Dragon, "Dickbite."

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Enro tells you, "Mmm biting dick."

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Enro tells you, "Dont fucking motto that."

this happened... Then this.

http://www.logsty.com/logs/VuKSc

EDIT: @kenway @xae @enro

Hannah

So this is a bit too long to post entirely here, but it is totally worth the read. I think Achaea is trying to convince me that Hannah is insane. I checked the description of the bench that I was holding a conversation with multiple times, and it changed, which leads me to believe this was not someone illusioning me. anyway, enjoy! 

http://pastebin.com/kFkVCSUJ

Seldin

Hannah said:

So this is a bit too long to post entirely here, but it is totally worth the read. I think Achaea is trying to convince me that Hannah is insane. I checked the description of the bench that I was holding a conversation with multiple times, and it changed, which leads me to believe this was not someone illusioning me. anyway, enjoy! 

http://pastebin.com/kFkVCSUJ

Being the horrible person I am, I went through that log and did my best to find everything wrong they did.

Here is what I've come up with in my first run-through:

"Heh heh heh," a bench chuckles.

Here it is referred to as 'a bench'. But it is 'a stone bench'.

A stone bench closes its eyes, curls up into a ball and falls asleep.

If memory serves, this should actually be 'A stone bench closes its eyes, curls up into a ball, and falls asleep.' Note the missing comma!

(I'm a terrible person, plz don't hate me)

Seftin

Trolled by a bench.

Antidas

@Seldin for the record, the oxford comma is optional. 

Oceana

Looks like the bench was just testing emotes. We've all been there, done that, right?

Vansittart

Hannah said:

So this is a bit too long to post entirely here, but it is totally worth the read. I think Achaea is trying to convince me that Hannah is insane. I checked the description of the bench that I was holding a conversation with multiple times, and it changed, which leads me to believe this was not someone illusioning me. anyway, enjoy! 

http://pastebin.com/kFkVCSUJ

Did this really happen?  *tries not to say anything, because if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all*

Hannah

Vansittart said:

Hannah said:

So this is a bit too long to post entirely here, but it is totally worth the read. I think Achaea is trying to convince me that Hannah is insane. I checked the description of the bench that I was holding a conversation with multiple times, and it changed, which leads me to believe this was not someone illusioning me. anyway, enjoy! 

http://pastebin.com/kFkVCSUJ

Did this really happen?  *tries not to say anything, because if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all*

Why would I go through the trouble to add in other people if I were going to fake it?  

Jiraishin

Incidentally, did those descrips come from probing the bench or looking at it?

Hannah

Jiraishin said:

Incidentally, did those descrips come from probing the bench or looking at it?

Probing, both times. 

Tesha

Safe room griefed.

A red admiral butterfly flits in from the west.

A white pearl butterfly flits out to the north.

An indigo nightfire butterfly flits in from the west.

Antonius creases his brow in a frown.

Antonius leaves to the north.

A red admiral butterfly flits out to the north.

Antonius appears, a look of love in his eyes.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches a red admiral butterfly in his butterfly net.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches a red admiral butterfly in his butterfly net.

A red admiral butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

You blink.

An indigo nightfire butterfly flits out to the west.

An indigo nightfire butterfly flits in from the north.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches a red admiral butterfly in his butterfly net.

A white pearl butterfly flits in from the north.

An indigo nightfire butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches an indigo nightfire butterfly in his butterfly net.

A red admiral butterfly flits in from the west.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches a red admiral butterfly in his butterfly net.

A red admiral butterfly flits in from the north.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches a red admiral butterfly in his butterfly net.

A red admiral butterfly flits in from the north.

A glitterlight butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches a glitterlight butterfly in his butterfly net.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches a white pearl butterfly in his butterfly net.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches an indigo nightfire butterfly in his butterfly net.

A glitterlight butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

A glitterlight butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

A red admiral butterfly flits out to the west.

A glitterlight butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

A red admiral butterfly flits in from the north.

You have emoted: Tesha bites her bottom lip very carefully, her features completely neutral.

A red admiral butterfly flits in from the north.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches a glitterlight butterfly in his butterfly net.

A red admiral butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

Antonius gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Antonius says in a refined, educated voice, "Not a word."

A red admiral butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches a red admiral butterfly in his butterfly net.

You have emoted: Tesha can't help but crack a smile, and nods her head slowly.

A white pearl butterfly flits out to the west.

An indigo nightfire butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

Antonius deftly reaches up and catches an indigo nightfire butterfly in his butterfly net.

A red admiral butterfly flits out to the west.

An indigo nightfire butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

An indigo nightfire butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.

A red admiral butterfly flits in from the west.

(The rest takes place between 20ish 

An exquisite summerstorm butterfly flits away and out of reach, eluding Antonius's clumsy attempt.)

You hum a happy tune.

You ask in a demure, mellifluous voice, "Have you tried leaping gracefully?"

Antonius says in a refined, educated voice, "I'm not sure it would help."

You say in a demure, mellifluous voice, "Of course it would!"

Antonius says in a refined, educated voice, "It might be easier to just kill them..."

Antonius frowns at an indigo nightfire butterfly.

You smile broadly and say in a demure, mellifluous voice, "What about the ones in the safe room?"

Antonius

Totally worth it:

"Ahh, my net, and look at those beautiful butterflies," says Vellis. "Many thanks! Here is your payment." He hands you 3950 golden sovereigns.

Silas

Antidas said:

@Seldin for the record, the oxford comma is optional. 

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

Arditi

http://i.imgur.com/fycHx.jpg

Eld

Arditi said:

http://i.imgur.com/fycHx.jpg

I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and Jesus.

Oceana

Silas said:

Antidas said:

@Seldin for the record, the oxford comma is optional. 

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

You must be a Cambridge comma man?

Tesha

1848h, 3670m, 10080e, 17652w excdbk 62- 23:11:40.573 

Raelynn casts a spell over you, and a reflection of yourself appears next to you.

1848h, 3670m, 10080e, 17652w excdbk 62- 23:11:41.016 lh

perform hands me

All your reflections wink out of existence!

You lay your hands on yourself.

A feeling of divine warmth and joy spreads through you.

3024h, 3670m, 10080e, 17652w xcdbk 62- 23:11:41.644 (+1176h, 26.2%) 

Seldin

Tesha said:

1848h, 3670m, 10080e, 17652w excdbk 62- 23:11:40.573 

Raelynn casts a spell over you, and a reflection of yourself appears next to you.

1848h, 3670m, 10080e, 17652w excdbk 62- 23:11:41.016 lh

perform hands me

All your reflections wink out of existence!

You lay your hands on yourself.

A feeling of divine warmth and joy spreads through you.

3024h, 3670m, 10080e, 17652w xcdbk 62- 23:11:41.644 (+1176h, 26.2%) 

Touching yourself is an aggressive action.

Tahquil

Only when done right.

Anaidiana

info here::

manticore327406     a huge, ferocious manticore

manticore283900     a huge, ferocious manticore

manticore158770     a huge, ferocious manticore

manticore35298      a huge, ferocious manticore

cat406624           a tortoiseshell calico kitten

Number of objects: 5

You poke at a huge, ferocious manticore urgently.

You say in a smooth, elderly voice, "C'mon. go move."

You urge a huge, ferocious manticore onwards.

A huge, ferocious manticore settles down in a corner to sleep.

You say in a smooth, elderly voice, "SO not what I meant."

Lukan

Couple people ask why Kenway is in Mhaldor, cause he defends Eleusis. Lol ensues.

Message #8          Sent by Bonko
4/06/1:11 Forwarded message originally from Kenway on 4/06/1:11: I defend Eleusis because they are
pathetically weak and you all are strong. I am here because I like it here. And I can get the whole
city into one room to interrogate me, have Rakon threaten me, and talk my way out of all of it.

Jurixe tells you in Mhaldorian, "Very well, enemy him."

You say to Kenway, "I don't like you."

You declare Kenway to be a formal enemy of the City of Mhaldor.
In the distance you hear a guard yell, "Kenway is now considered an enemy of the City of Mhaldor,
you are ordered to kill him on sight!"
Calling upon the Lord of Evil as he raises a gauntleted fist into the air, a knight of the Maldaathi
unleashes a wave of necromatic energy that courses through the surroundings. As the corrupting death
magic passes by, you feel a slight tug at your life essence but are left unharmed.

Kenway has been slain by a knight of the Maldaathi.
You reach over to comfort Kenway as he falls to the level of Archmortal.
A goldenseal root falls from Kenway's corpse.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Kenway's corpse.
A piece of kelp falls from Kenway's corpse.

Bonko

You tell Droch @Earionduil Moliuvia, Seminarian of Helotry, "Watch this."

You slip away to the east and successfully evade your pursuers.

A massive gatehouse.

A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here. There are 2 knights of the 

Maldaathi here. Hands clenched before himself in a ready stance, a monk of the Tanjinn appraises the 

area with a focused gaze. There are 2 ominous liches here. A runic totem is planted solidly in the 

ground. A shimmering orb lies here, illuminating the surrounding area with a slight glow. A stone 

gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings. Covered in gleaming armour, a proud stallion is 

here pawing at the ground. Here stands a restless mountain eagle, arrogantly surveying his 

surroundings. There are 2 black Zarathustran stallions here. A noble hippogriff flaps its wings in 

agitation here. An ice-blue falcon sits here, calmly observing her surroundings. A Baalzadeen demon 

towers over you, filling you with dread.  Droch Earionduil Moliuvia, Seminarian of Helotry is here. 

He wields a Shield of Absorption bearing the arms of Earionduil in his left hand and an elemental 

staff in his right. @Kresslack is here. His face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. He 

wields a steel Theran broadsword in each hand.

You see a single exit leading west.

Earionduil tells you, "Hm?"

conjure kresslack illusion A guttural voice scratches at the back of your mind, "Greetings, pirate."

You conjure up your illusion towards Kresslack.

conjure kresslack illusion A guttural voice scratches at the back of your mind, "Did you ever think you could be so free

after leaving the Bastion? Ironic, is it not?"

You conjure up your illusion towards Kresslack.

Kresslack peers about himself unscrupulously.

Kresslack whispers in a deep, strong voice, "Freedom is often ironic in itself."

"What?" Earionduil asks curiously.

Kresslack shakes his head at Earionduil.

conjure kresslack illusion A guttural voice scratches at the back of your mind, "Don't be so suspicious. I'm not just one

 of those other voices in your head."

You conjure up your illusion towards Kresslack.

conjure kresslack illusion A guttural voice scratches at the back of your mind, "Although you might wish to make

your way to a destination a little more private."

You conjure up your illusion towards Kresslack.

With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', Kresslack smoothly sheathes a steel Theran broadsword.

With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', Kresslack smoothly sheathes a steel Theran broadsword.

You slip away to the west and successfully evade your pursuers.

The gates of Mhaldor.

A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Some graffiti has been 

scrawled here. It reads, "Know ye that there is no truth greater than Evil." A runic totem is 

planted solidly in the ground. A countless number of contorted faces, twisted limbs, and surging 

torsos have been captured here in a massive bloodsteel shrine dedicated to Sartan. An enormous slab 

of volcanic obsidian towers over this area, the regulations of Mhaldor etched upon its face. An 

occupied iron gibbet, suspended from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A ladder of 

long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. An enormous slab of volcanic 

obsidian towers over this area, the laws of Mhaldor etched upon its face. An obsidian eye sigil is 

here. Hands clenched before himself in a ready stance, a monk of the Tanjinn appraises the area with 

a focused gaze. There are 2 knights of the Maldaathi here. There are 2 ominous liches here. There 

are 2 monolith sigils in 2 groups here. A Baalzadeen demon towers over you, filling you with dread. 

A fierce tiger prowls restlessly nearby.  A huge statue of the Scimitar of Yen-Sorte stands here, 

thrusting skywards. Archbishop Quei Damnata, Wicked Bibliothecary is here. Droch Shirszae, 

Seminarian of Bloodletting is here. Her face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. She 

wields a cavalry shield in her left hand. Blade Aspirant Areigna, Sentry of Mhaldor is here. She 

wields a Scimitar of Falcons in each hand. Droch Ruh, Seminarian of Bloodletting is here. His face 

is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. He wields a cavalry shield in his left hand and a 

wicked-looking daegger in his right.

You see exits leading east, south, west, and up.

You tell Droch Earionduil Moliuvia, Seminarian of Helotry, "I evaded out haha. Let me know if he says 

anything."

Earionduil tells you, "He did eye."

Earionduil tells you, "And search."

Kresslack arrives from the east.

Kresslack leaves to the up.

You tell Droch Earionduil Moliuvia, Seminarian of Helotry, "That was close."

You tell Droch Earionduil Moliuvia, Seminarian of Helotry, "And off he goes haha."

Earionduil tells you, "Haha okay moved now."

You tell Droch Earionduil Moliuvia, Seminarian of Helotry, "I'm going to unphase, say boo, and be 

like, surprise, it's me!"

Earionduil tells you, "Just say it gutterally."

You slip away to the east and successfully evade your pursuers.

A massive gatehouse.

A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here. There are 2 knights of the 

Maldaathi here. Hands clenched before himself in a ready stance, a monk of the Tanjinn appraises the 

area with a focused gaze. There are 2 ominous liches here. A runic totem is planted solidly in the 

ground. A shimmering orb lies here, illuminating the surrounding area with a slight glow. A stone 

gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings. Covered in gleaming armour, a proud stallion is 

here pawing at the ground. Here stands a restless mountain eagle, arrogantly surveying his 

surroundings. There are 2 black Zarathustran stallions here. A noble hippogriff flaps its wings in 

agitation here. An ice-blue falcon sits here, calmly observing her surroundings. A Baalzadeen demon 

towers over you, filling you with dread.  Droch Earionduil Moliuvia, Seminarian of Helotry is here. 

He wields a Shield of Absorption bearing the arms of Earionduil in his left hand and an elemental 

staff in his right.

You see a single exit leading west.

You say, "Gutturally just meee."

You say, "Noooo."

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Earionduil tells you, "Say *gutterally."

You say gutturally, "Boo."

You nod your head emphatically.

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Earionduil flashes the world a quick thumbs up.

Earionduil urges his companions onwards.

You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out the presence of 

Kresslack.

You see that Kresslack is at The Chamber of Liberation.  (?)

You tell Droch Earionduil Moliuvia, Seminarian of Helotry, "I have no idea where that room is."

Message #4063       Sent by Earionduil

4/06/2:20 Fail.

You sent the following message to Earionduil:

Where is it.

Message #4064       Sent by Earionduil

4/06/2:20 W, up, up, ne, ne, w, down, sw, sw, w, w, n, n from me.

You are suddenly and unexpectedly pulled back into phase with reality.

"Boo!" you scream happily.

You say gutturally, "Sorry, just me!"

You wink conspiratorially at Kresslack.

Kresslack peers at you unscrupulously.

Kresslack

@Bonko, I was on Telnet, or might have gotten you with the eye and search. But still:

Tesha

You charge with a lunge towards Cobra, your sword at the ready.

Skirting the edge of Western Ithmia (road).

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A small black cobra is flaring its hood here.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and southwest.

With a cry of delight, you skewer Cobra on your blade, who writhes and screams as the cruel metal is 

driven deep into his flesh.

4759h, 4051m, 22649e, 19886w excdbk 93- 00:20:20.129 stand

dsl Cobra 

You are not fallen or kneeling.

4759h, 4051m, 22649e, 19886w excdbk 93- 00:20:20.329 

Lightning-quick, you jab a small black cobra with an ornate steel rapier.

Lightning-quick, you jab a small black cobra with an ornate steel rapier.

4759h, 4051m, 22629e, 19886w ecdbk 93- 00:20:20.335 

Cobra eats some irid moss.

4759h, 4051m, 22629e, 19886w ecdbk 93- 00:20:21.105

[Target of the Light:] Cobra

stand

dsl Cobra 

You are not fallen or kneeling.

4759h, 4026m, 22633e, 19887w excdbk 93- 00:20:25.355 

Cobra stands up.

4759h, 4026m, 22633e, 19887w excdbk 93- 00:20:25.359 

Lightning-quick, you jab a small black cobra with an ornate steel rapier.

You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier into a small black cobra.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

4759h, 4026m, 22613e, 19887w ecdbk 93- 00:20:25.597 

Cobra ceases to wield a needle-pointed dirk in his left hand.

4759h, 4026m, 22613e, 19887w ecdbk 93- 00:20:25.601 

Cobra ceases to wield an iron-tipped whip in his right hand.

4759h, 4026m, 22613e, 19887w ecdbk 93- 00:20:25.604 

Cobra starts to wield a darkbow of shadows in his hands.

4759h, 4026m, 22613e, 19887w ecdbk 93- 00:20:25.607 

The falcon dives at Cobra and throws him off balance.

4759h, 4026m, 22613e, 19887w ecdbk 93- 00:20:25.926

Achilles

that cobra is better at using defend than 90% of knights.

Synbios

Lukan said:

Couple people ask why Kenway is in Mhaldor, cause he defends Eleusis. Lol ensues.

Message #8          Sent by Bonko
4/06/1:11 Forwarded message originally from Kenway on 4/06/1:11: I defend Eleusis because they are
pathetically weak and you all are strong. I am here because I like it here. And I can get the whole
city into one room to interrogate me, have Rakon threaten me, and talk my way out of all of it.

Jurixe tells you in Mhaldorian, "Very well, enemy him."

You say to Kenway, "I don't like you."

You declare Kenway to be a formal enemy of the City of Mhaldor.
In the distance you hear a guard yell, "Kenway is now considered an enemy of the City of Mhaldor,
you are ordered to kill him on sight!"
Calling upon the Lord of Evil as he raises a gauntleted fist into the air, a knight of the Maldaathi
unleashes a wave of necromatic energy that courses through the surroundings. As the corrupting death
magic passes by, you feel a slight tug at your life essence but are left unharmed.

Kenway has been slain by a knight of the Maldaathi.
You reach over to comfort Kenway as he falls to the level of Archmortal.
A goldenseal root falls from Kenway's corpse.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Kenway's corpse.
A piece of kelp falls from Kenway's corpse.

So polite of you to comfort him after enemying him.

Kenway

Lukan said:

Couple people ask why Kenway is in Mhaldor, cause he defends Eleusis. Lol ensues.

Message #8          Sent by Bonko
4/06/1:11 Forwarded message originally from Kenway on 4/06/1:11: I defend Eleusis because they are
pathetically weak and you all are strong. I am here because I like it here. And I can get the whole
city into one room to interrogate me, have Rakon threaten me, and talk my way out of all of it.

Jurixe tells you in Mhaldorian, "Very well, enemy him."

You say to Kenway, "I don't like you."

You declare Kenway to be a formal enemy of the City of Mhaldor.
In the distance you hear a guard yell, "Kenway is now considered an enemy of the City of Mhaldor,
you are ordered to kill him on sight!"
Calling upon the Lord of Evil as he raises a gauntleted fist into the air, a knight of the Maldaathi
unleashes a wave of necromatic energy that courses through the surroundings. As the corrupting death
magic passes by, you feel a slight tug at your life essence but are left unharmed.

Kenway has been slain by a knight of the Maldaathi.
You reach over to comfort Kenway as he falls to the level of Archmortal.
A goldenseal root falls from Kenway's corpse.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Kenway's corpse.
A piece of kelp falls from Kenway's corpse.

OOC message used IC as justification to enemy. Seems legit. Not that they couldn't have used IC methods to enemy me for the same reason, but still, would've been nice if they were like, 'oh hey, you stabbed me when I raided that one time.' rather than 'oh hey, look at this completely out of character message you sent me.'

But seriously the whole conversation before and after all of that was some of the most fun RP I've experienced so far. Also, hilarious seeing as the whole thing started over a bellypoke from @Xae. Seriously tempted to join Evil now. Picking seven heads for the Seven Truths is kinda tough though.

@Nizaris does Evil awesomely.

Sherazad

I don't know. It looks IC to me.

Lukan

You did not indicate the message was OOC whatsoever, so it is IC. Mark your message next time. Lesson learned, I hope!

Tahquil

Pretty much messages are IC unless tagged ooc or agreed by both parties as ooc. Or else, you know, all those messages between secretaries and house leaders, or anyone that ever organised IC actions using messages should be smacked in the wrist for doing so... and  then nothing would get done.