Memorable quotes

Kresslack

Message #464        Sent by Tecton

4/08/0:11 Just FYI, you can't sell them any more, it was a bug that is now fixed!

Darklyre

(Party): Yiwen says, "I say we gank Targossas while they're fighting Mhaldor."

(Party): Yiwen says, "Then go after Mhaldor."

(Party): Yiwen says, "Then go after Targossas."

(Party): Yiwen says, "?"

(Party): Jhui says, "Then go after each other."

(Party): Yiwen says, "Might as wel."

Dontarion

LOL.  So after Targ hit us they went for Ashtan with no cooldown.  Mhaldor decided 3-city melee was to happen and Targ was inbetween.  Fun times.

I think everyone had chaos in mind.

Bonko

Your surroundings shatter into a cloud of glowing stars which dissipate to leave you back where you 

began.

(The Midnight Crew): @Triak says, "We bring small groups."

(The Midnight Crew): @Lukan says, "If Targ isn't overkilling it, then they aren't killing anything."

The following members of the clan of The Midnight Crew are in the realms:

Kohai Manifest Shiva, Ashuran Initiate (off channel)

@Kresslack

Amunet Viatrix Eruu'Yul (off channel)

Mathonwy

Kohai Jhui Ta'sa, Ashuran Tiger

Quei Damnata, Wicked Bibliothecary

Droch @Kafziel, Seminarian of Helotry

@Sherazad Tasath, Priora of the Monastery

Lady Melodie Le'Murzen, Arcthyos

Executor @Katzchen Xanatov, Squire of Arador

Lukan 'Lucky' Vastel, the Professional

Emerald Dragon Leota Dak'eglade

High Priestess of Iniquity, Taraus Van Helsing

Peak Moliuvia, Master Smith

Droch Beliar, Seminarian of the Pilgrimage

@Yiwen Windsong

Terra (off channel)

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "I'm so glad we don't have any of those wankers in this clan tbh."

(The Midnight Crew): Kafziel says, "Except @Antidas."

(The Midnight Crew): Lukan says, "Better kick Antidas then."

(The Midnight Crew): Triak says, "And the fact that they have immunity from beckon."

(The Midnight Crew): Sherazad says, "Lol."

(The Midnight Crew): Antidas says, ":(."

(The Midnight Crew): Triak says, "When fighting ashtan, is very annoying."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Oh."

clan discharge antidas

You do not hold enough power in this clan to use that command.

clan probation antidas on

You do not hold enough power in this clan to use that command.

Sherazad tells you, "Omg grief them."

Sherazad tells you, ":D."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Antidas should be thankful I wasted my probation and discharge privs 

on Katia."

(The Midnight Crew): Antidas says, "Yes."

(The Midnight Crew): Antidas says, ":D."

(Redacted): Lukan says, "Bonko."

(Redacted): Lukan says, "Invite him here."

(Redacted): Lukan says, "Then discharge him."

(Redacted): Lukan says, "Just so he feels like a bad person."

You have invited Antidas to join the clan of Redacted. You will be notified if 

your invitation is accepted.

Antidas has accepted your invitation and has joined the clan.

(Redacted): Antidas says, "Whoo."

clan discharge antidas I may not be able to discharge you from TMC, but I can discharge you from here.

You have discharged Antidas from Redacted.

Antidas tells you, "Rofl."

(Redacted): Yiwen says, "Lol bye."

(Redacted): Kresslack says, "Haha."

(The Midnight Crew): Antidas says, "Hahahaha."

Antidas

edit: ninja'd

Bonko

You said you weren't going to post.

Antidas

i lied

Lukan

I @Bonko.

Kresslack

Reinculous has been slain by the might of a red admiral butterfly.

honours reinculous

Reinculous (male Dwarf).

He is 22 years old, having been born on the 21st of Valnuary, 600 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

His warcry: 'Y.O.L.O!!!!'

Eld

I do hope he updated it to Y.O.L.T. on his return from Thoth's halls.

Lukan

Message #5          Sent by Darroth

4/08/19:00 Dude change it.

3445h, 4070m, 16110e, 17400w cexkdb-

You sent the following message to Darroth:

Your diaper?

3445h, 4070m, 16125e, 17400w cexkdb-

You just received message #6 from Darroth.

3445h, 4070m, 16120e, 17400w cexkdb-

Message #6          Sent by Darroth

4/08/19:00 I had sloth first.

3445h, 4070m, 16125e, 17400w cexkdb-

You sent the following message to Darroth:

So you need your diaper changed.

Message #7          Sent by Darroth

4/08/19:01 Do you even know anything about animal space training?

3445h, 4070m, 16110e, 17400w cexkdb-

You sent the following message to Darroth:

My cat is currently in the vomit comet training for a mission to Meowrs.

Always have the weirdest conversations with Darroth.

Mishgul

You only yolo once

Lukan

#YOYO

Tesha

Meowrs, hahaha. That is genius.

Triak

Cyrene   (58): Aeryllin, Allene, Aralria, Arlanda, Ashavarti, Averi, Aviette, Banador, Barrons,
Beorji, Bisu, Bronislav, Choryn, Dahla, Daklore, Drisk, Eldric, Finchy, Galos, Gama, Giulia, Gloern,
Gustiad, Hafu, Hassan, Invictus, Isekai, Kaden, Kardal, Kii, Linian, Loraine, Marina, Melodie, Mica,
Nienne, Orlandeau, Perl, Prysala, Ragazzo, Ramilies, Rayle, Ripley, Shyalee, Somerled, Sophy, Sorgin,
 Sunkid, Syri, Tarvius, Taurnil, Thrist, Thundarsa, Velyse, Venser, Voc, Weslie and Wyverex




Edit: If you add in gems....

Trilliana

@Triak And thus the end of Blufest. So glad it's over

Syri

Triak said:

Cyrene   (58): Aeryllin, Allene, Aralria, Arlanda, Ashavarti, Averi, Aviette, Banador, Barrons,
Beorji, Bisu, Bronislav, Choryn, Dahla, Daklore, Drisk, Eldric, Finchy, Galos, Gama, Giulia, Gloern,
Gustiad, Hafu, Hassan, Invictus, Isekai, Kaden, Kardal, Kii, Linian, Loraine, Marina, Melodie, Mica,
Nienne, Orlandeau, Perl, Prysala, Ragazzo, Ramilies, Rayle, Ripley, Shyalee, Somerled, Sophy, Sorgin,
 Sunkid, Syri, Tarvius, Taurnil, Thrist, Thundarsa, Velyse, Venser, Voc, Weslie and Wyverex




Edit: If you add in gems....

It's even more overwhelming without the brevity!

Melodie

Cyrene takes partying seriously.

Partying is serious business.

Synbios

Triak said:

Cyrene   (58): Aeryllin, Allene, Aralria, Arlanda, Ashavarti, Averi, Aviette, Banador, Barrons,
Beorji, Bisu, Bronislav, Choryn, Dahla, Daklore, Drisk, Eldric, Finchy, Galos, Gama, Giulia, Gloern,
Gustiad, Hafu, Hassan, Invictus, Isekai, Kaden, Kardal, Kii, Linian, Loraine, Marina, Melodie, Mica,
Nienne, Orlandeau, Perl, Prysala, Ragazzo, Ramilies, Rayle, Ripley, Shyalee, Somerled, Sophy, Sorgin,
 Sunkid, Syri, Tarvius, Taurnil, Thrist, Thundarsa, Velyse, Venser, Voc, Weslie and Wyverex




Edit: If you add in gems....

That is a truly, truly outrageous number of people.

Kyrra

I kind of miss Blufest

Jhui

wanna raid that so bad

Antidas

I still have my Blufest combat trophy that I stole stashed away somewhere...time to dig that up

Kresslack

wares

Proprietor: Nagarani Jurixe Nithilar.

--------(Item)------(Description)------------------------------(Stock)--(Price)

       earring27451 sparkling diamond-frosted platinum earring      2    4000gp

           bar30487 a fluttering butterfly navel bar                1    2000gp

           tun31013 the venom monkshood (refill only)              47     500gp

           tun36527 the venom oleander (refill only)               47     500gp

           tun55543 the venom delphinium (refill only)             41     500gp

           tun81782 the venom digitalis (refill only)              50     500gp

           tun93916 the venom oculus (refill only)                 49     500gp

          tun110750 the venom selarnia (refill only)               49     500gp

          tun126287 the venom eurypteria (refill only)             46     500gp

          tun138749 the venom gecko (refill only)                  39     500gp

          tun150741 the venom kalmia (refill only)                 43     500gp

          tun153563 the venom larkspur (refill only)               49     500gp

          tun187949 the venom voyria (refill only)                 49     500gp

          tun220547 the venom prefarar (refill only)               45     500gp

          tun236019 the venom epteth (refill only)                 44     500gp

          tun237211 the venom colocasia (refill only)              50     500gp

          tun238900 the venom epseth (refill only)                 46     500gp

          tun245857 the venom curare (refill only)                 39     500gp

          tun246443 the venom slike (refill only)                  46     500gp

          tun246817 the venom xentio (refill only)                 48     500gp

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refill empty with 55543

You can only refill a vial from a tun in a shop.

SYNTAX: REFILL <vial> WITH <tun|fluid>

refill empty with delphinium

You can only refill a vial from a tun in a shop.

SYNTAX: REFILL <vial> WITH <tun|fluid>

(The Midnight Crew): Dragonknight says, "He has a lot of suckers." (<--- NO idea what that was about. Strangers with candy?)

p empty

The slightly sweet odour of spice and molasses lingers close to this dark glass bottle, which bears 

a faded label reading simply, "Obelito Rum."

It has 4 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 14 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Silana, Siren of the Hoalanatha (a denizen).

I couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work, then someone suggested checking to see if I had any other empty containers. 

Kyrra

Sent By: Achaea on 4/09/7:20

Your small critical bonus has expired.

I will miss you, chocolates of love. *sniffle* My movement bonus expires in a couple of hours too.

Mannimar

Dear god... how many did you have?

Inuad

Antidas said:

I still have my Blufest combat trophy that I stole stashed away somewhere...time to dig that up

-My- trophy...

Kyrra

Mannimar said:

Dear god... how many did you have?

Um. Enough to get level 88, 89, and 90?

I had something like 45 days for my critical bonus and movement speed bonus.

Synbios

The corpse of a massive bear falls from Ayo's person.

The corpse of a massive bear falls from Ayo's person.

Ayo is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, her soul safe until she returns to 

Achaea.

Silas scoops up the corpse of a massive bear.

Silas scoops up the corpse of a massive bear.

Gwawr squints suspiciously at her surroundings.

Silas gives the corpse of a massive bear to Tesha.

Silas gives the corpse of a massive bear to Tesha.

Tesha covers an inquisitive bear cub's eyes.

Que horror.

Valden

I feel bad...

Dreadclown @Bonko says to an inquisitive bear cub, "This is Mhaldor, we don't romp playfully here."

Bonko sinks his fangs into an inquisitive bear cub's body.

Bonko sinks his fangs into an inquisitive bear cub's body.
With a growl of despair, an inquisitive bear cub plods back and forth in obvious panic.
An inquisitive bear cub stiffens and drops dead as the venom proves too much for his system.
An inquisitive bear cub has been slain by Bonko.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Bonko's eyes gleam with generosity.

Bonko gives the corpse of an inquisitive bear cub to you.

Bonko rubs his hands together greedily.

With primal ferocity, you dig into the corpse of an inquisitive bear cub, sating your appetite with
the creature's flesh.

Bonko attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Tesha

We are killing your guards tonight. Ruth will help us.