Memorable quotes

Batang

I saw the pile of gold on the ground and was going to go steal that but he was picking it up right as I flowed in.

Cahin

Sidonia said:

Ruth said:

Mmm, I want those holoburgers.

I was gonna steal some food then Cahin came and ruined the party.

I think I'm misunderstood in this situation.  I didn't think she was getting the turnout that she deserved for her 300th birthday party, so I attempted to formally invite the forestal community in the most efficient way I knew possible.

Darklyre

Halos said:

Cahin said:

Arcane Hunter, Sable Ex'xis is here. He wields a fiery red and molten gold umbrella in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption in his right. Hipsana Hazel D'Stellis is here.

That's a pretty sweet umbrella.

It's Iron Man!

Sothantos

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "We gather before Us now the committed and devout followers of Good so that all might witness the unveiling of the Heart of Dawn."

Maeris, the architect of Targossas says, "My interest lies solely in the planning and construction of the city, not in its ideals."

(pause)

Maeris, the architect of Targossas blushes furiously.

Draekar

AWESOME!

9827h, 7351m, 44270e, 33034w excdbk 82.4-(+26m, 0.4%) help targossas
12.3.7 Targossas, the Dawnspear

                         [CITY LEADERS]
                      Dawnlord: (nobody)
                        Patron: Aurora and Deucalion
                      Lumarchs: (nobody)
                    Ambassador: (nobody)
               Minister of War: (nobody)
          Minister of Security: (nobody)
                     Treasurer: (nobody)
                       Steward: (nobody)
             Minister of Trade: (nobody)
                    Chancellor: (nobody)
  Minister of Cultural Affairs: (nobody)
       Minister of Development: (nobody)
  Minister of Maritime Affairs: (nobody)

                    [CURRENTLY IN THE REALM]
   Able to induct new citizens: (nobody)

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Kresslack

Look, it's already a ghost town. Let's claim it!

Bonko

A resounding cheer is heard from Targossas as Silas ascends to the position of Dawnlord.

(Market): Lukan says, "Accepting contracts on the new Gaylord! Sorry, Dawnlord!"

You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly, a bolt of red, crackling energy strikes Lukan.

 His body arches as his mouth opens in a noiseless scream. Crimson fire erupts out of his eye 

sockets and mouth and his charred body crumples to the ground.

Lukan has been slain by Scarlatti.

A death adder falls from Lukan's corpse.

A ginseng root falls from Lukan's corpse.

(The Midnight Crew): Lukan says, "Scarlatti's zap has teddy bears."

(The Midnight Crew): Lukan says, "Http://pastebin.com/2BRgGegi."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "That's your system dumb ass."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "???"

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Lmao."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Yeah lukan that's your system."

(The Midnight Crew): Lukan says, "Whaaaat."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Rofl."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Rooooooooofl."

(The Midnight Crew): Lukan says, "I've never been zapped."

(The Midnight Crew): Lukan says, ":(."

Lukan

@Bonko left out everybody else ripping on Targossas.

A resounding cheer is heard from Targossas as Silas ascends to the position of Dawnlord.

(The Midnight Crew): Hataru says, "Looool."

(The Midnight Crew): Bonko says, "Lmao."

(The Midnight Crew): Quei says, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "That city just got super bleep."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Rofl."

(The Midnight Crew): Dontarion says, "What did I miss?"

(The Midnight Crew): Bonko says, "#newcityjustgotsunkagain."

(The Midnight Crew): Quei says, "^."

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Eww its a city."

(The Midnight Crew): Hataru says, "Two patrons?!"

(The Midnight Crew): Ayoxele says, "Now he'll induct people."

You get 50 gold sovereigns from a canvas backpack.

(Market): You say, "Accepting contracts on the new Gaylord! Sorry, Dawnlord!"

(The Midnight Crew): Hataru says, "Wow god Dawnlord and Lumarchs?"

3445h, 4070m, 15500e, 17400w cexkdb-

You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of red, crackling energy strikes your 

mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your brain. Crimson fire erupts through your eye 

sockets and mouth as you die in unspeakable agony.

You have been slain by Scarlatti.

A death adder falls out of your inventory.

A ginseng root falls out of your inventory.

Rinzai

""Through your mystical connection with the undersea realm, you hear a faraway ship's bell rings twelve times and then reverberates into
silence. It's on some other ship.""

I have had 4 twelve ringers before, and they were so so so much fun, because of the random items on the ocean floor, wish it happened more than 4 times in .. 100 years.. ugh, hope the person who had that one found something great.

Kresslack

Rinzai said:

""Through your mystical connection with the undersea realm, you hear a faraway ship's bell rings twelve times and then reverberates into
silence. It's on some other ship.""

I have had 4 twelve ringers before, and they were so so so much fun, because of the random items on the ocean floor, wish it happened more than 4 times in .. 100 years.. ugh, hope the person who had that one found something great.

I've only heard stories of 12 rings, and they were all very impressive. Someone found 2 mil in a chest. I'm so jelly.

On that note, I'm now going to go look for that person and kill them. Bastards.

Eld

Rinzai said:

""Through your mystical connection with the undersea realm, you hear a faraway ship's bell rings twelve times and then reverberates into
silence. It's on some other ship.""

I have had 4 twelve ringers before, and they were so so so much fun, because of the random items on the ocean floor, wish it happened more than 4 times in .. 100 years.. ugh, hope the person who had that one found something great.

The bell comes to a halt and you feel a certain release. The murky waters below invite you on.

Your ship's bell rings twelve times and then reverberates into silence.

Strongchest with 731 gold. Nothing buried. A great deal of disappointment.

Kresslack

Rinzai

Eld said:

Rinzai said:

"more twelve ringers please"

The bell comes to a halt and you feel a certain release. The murky waters below invite you on.

Your ship's bell rings twelve times and then reverberates into silence.

Strongchest with 731 gold. Nothing buried. A great deal of disappointment.

Really ? that is so so strange. I know that I've pulled 380k 260k and 240k out of chests on one ringers, but all of the Twelve Ringers actually led to some interesting RP, because there was swords, clothes, earrings and things all over the floor just laying around, and two of the earrings from a dormant jewelers private design, I really just love things like that, the random unexpected items. Guess that is why we dig in every room.

Eld

Not sure if anyone believes logs without timestamps in this day and age, but http://pastebin.com/7Bw8kLTq. I'm too lazy to do any editing, so it's long.

Halos

You have enlisted as a soldier in the righteous army of Targossas for a minimum commitment of two years. Please read HELP CITY SOLDIERS.

Tesha

A living puppet of Rakon suddenly bursts into a loud, incomprehensible rant as it flails its limbs awkwardly.

Reminded me of

You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier into Rakon.

The songblessing upon the rapier sings out with a piercing high note.

You have slain Rakon.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 93.

You have reached the illustrious level of 3rd Order of the Hyperphysical.

A potash crystal falls from Rakon's corpse.

A potash crystal falls from Rakon's corpse.

(Market): Rakon says, "Buying credits for Tesha so she can learn something other than LUNGE."

Synbios

Some things never change:

The breeze carries the sound of a fishmonger's grating voice to you.

(clan): Ada says, "We can never escape the fishmonger's grating voice."

Synbios

Oh, and @Tesha:

Murad polishes the steel with a fine cloth, inspecting the blade for any imperfections. Finding none, he turns and reverently presents the sword to <novice> with both hands.

Murad exclaims, "I give you Ascending Bears!"

Tesha

Who is this novice? He must join Targossas.

Synbios

Tesha said:

Who is this novice? He must join Targossas.

I'm sure not knowing who this novice is must be unbearable for you.

Kresslack

(The Midnight Crew): Kaevan says, "Well, I got done squeezing olive oil. Good night, everyone."

I have no idea what the hell he was doing with that olive oil, but that was hilarious.

Tahquil

I miss sailing.

Finchy

Anaidiana tells you, "Hi."
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "<32."
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "Oh god there's something on my heart."
Anaidiana tells you, "Eep."
Anaidiana tells you, "*gets a pair of tweezers*."
Anaidiana tells you, "Hold still, now."
you got this, you got this Anaidiana, you
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "Okay, okay you got this, you got this Anaidiana, you."
Anaidiana tells you, "*pinches the worm and carefully detaches it*."
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "BZZT."
Anaidiana tells you, "*flings it away*."
With grim, final resolve you gather the mental strength to slay yourself and as a tear drops from your eye, you end your time on this mortal coil by stopping your heart in an instant.You have been slain by misadventure.
Captain Squeakers falls out of your inventory.
Anaidiana tells you, "O.o."
Anaidiana tells you, "Wtf."
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "YOU TOUCHED THE SIDES."

Anaidiana

Finchy said:

Anaidiana tells you, "Hi."
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "<32."
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "Oh god there's something on my heart."
Anaidiana tells you, "Eep."
Anaidiana tells you, "*gets a pair of tweezers*."
Anaidiana tells you, "Hold still, now."
you got this, you got this Anaidiana, you
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "Okay, okay you got this, you got this Anaidiana, you."
Anaidiana tells you, "*pinches the worm and carefully detaches it*."
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "BZZT."
Anaidiana tells you, "*flings it away*."
With grim, final resolve you gather the mental strength to slay yourself and as a tear drops from your eye, you end your time on this mortal coil by stopping your heart in an instant.You have been slain by misadventure.
Captain Squeakers falls out of your inventory.
Anaidiana tells you, "O.o."
Anaidiana tells you, "Wtf."
You tell Anaidiana Obuun-Seir, Aedilex of Sails, "YOU TOUCHED THE SIDES."

you forgot the part where I tried running for your body but YOU PRAYED EMBRACED INSTEAD RAAAAAAWR. 

Vaehl

Best trigger -ever-.

You snap your fingers in front of Reif.

2822h, 3052m, 19490e, 16966w cexkdb-22:23:22:323[P]

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

2822h, 2902m, 19490e, 16936w cekdb-22:23:23:703[P]

Druid Reif M'cEryn exclaims, "Ayoxele is a THIEF!"

2822h, 2902m, 19490e, 16936w cekdb-22:23:23:937[P]

Reif throws his arms wide and a piercing cry rings from his lips.

2822h, 2902m, 19490e, 16936w cekdb-22:23:23:944[P]

---------------RECOVERED BALANCE---------------

2822h, 2902m, 19490e, 16942w cexkdb-22:23:24:531[P]

With almost magical swiftness, a snarling wolf leaps at you from out of nowhere, rakes its claws 

across your face, and disappears into the surrounding forest.

2598h, 2902m, 19490e, 16942w cexkdb-22:23:25:409[P](-224 Health)

You howl in pain as thorny vines lash out at you from all sides.

2374h, 2902m, 19490e, 16942w cexkdb-22:23:25:415[P](-224 Health)

Reif is surrounded by a shining corona of blinding light and the shimmering image of the Wolverine 

momentarily overlaps him.

2374h, 2902m, 19490e, 16942w cexkdb-22:23:26:267[P]

Reif gets some gold sovereigns from an Umbrinite military backpack.

2374h, 2902m, 19490e, 16942w cexkdb-22:23:27:326[P]

Reif digs furiously at the ground and has soon burrowed out of sight.

2374h, 2902m, 19490e, 16948w cexkdb-22:23:29:827[P]

Krypton

A massive tongue erupts from the earth and covers you in a sticky, wet mucus.
A massive tongue retreats beneath the ground.

Krypton

Lambent energy pulses around the skeletal frame of a Naxian mistweaver.

Draped in an elegant robe of midnight blue etched with undecipherable silver
symbols, the skeletal frame of this Naxian mistweaver of Targossas hums with
vibrant energy, small bolts of light wracking her body. An unruly mass of
ash-blonde hair haphazardly frames a face utterly devoid of expression or
emotion, and tumbles past the shoulders of a form so still it resembles a living
statue. The glacial eyes of this diminutive figure have a wild glaze to them as
they observe the immediate vicinity, fervently seeking any foes. Her wrists and
lower arms are covered in a plethora of bracelets and bangles. Clumps of a
silvery, lead-based metal coat her hands, and her fingers are caked in a
gelatinous substance which drips down in fine strands from her claw-like nails.
Betraying her sireni heritage, her lips are a rich ruby in colour, and kohl
extravagantly lines her eyes.
 A Naxian mistweaver has an air of extreme strength.

Damn, these are some creepy-ass guards.

Kresslack

Lightning-quick, you jab a mhun scout's right leg with an ornate steel rapier marred with char marks.

A look of focus crossing his eyes, a mhun scout slashes at you with a small dagger.(sip vitality) (-

291h, 7.9%) 

You take a drink from a sycamore vial.

The tonic heals and soothes you. (+376h, 10.2%) 

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (1.459s)

j

dsl scout

You viciously jab an ornate steel rapier marred with char marks into a mhun scout's right leg. (Wtf, why isn't my other rapier working?)

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (1.899s)

You bleed 19 health. (-19h, 0.5%) 

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

e

Under the Spire of Torment.

A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular 

monolith is on the ground.

You see a single exit leading west.

target nothing

You will now aim your attacks wherever you see openings. (+19h, 0.5%) 

You bleed 9 health. (-9h, 0.2%) 

w

A main intersection of sewers.

A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular 

monolith is on the ground. A mhun scout crouches here quietly.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and up.

j

dsl scout

Lightning-quick, you jab a mhun scout with an ornate steel rapier marred with char marks. (Seriously, WTF is going on here??)

e

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (1.828s) (+9h, 0.2%) 

e

Under the Spire of Torment.

A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular 

monolith is on the ground.

You see a single exit leading west.

wielded

You are wielding:

      rapier352367: an ornate steel rapier marred with char marks in your left hand.

      sigil152882: an eye sigil in your right hand. (Oh......awkward)

Biggest noob moment I've had in a while.

Wysteria

Krypton said:

A massive tongue erupts from the earth and covers you in a sticky, wet mucus.
A massive tongue retreats beneath the ground.

I'm getting waaaayyy too many people sending me messages about this bloody tongue in Eastern Ithmia over the past month. I'm pretty sure it's always from the one room too.

Oceana

Wysteria said:

Krypton said:

A massive tongue erupts from the earth and covers you in a sticky, wet mucus.
A massive tongue retreats beneath the ground.

I'm getting waaaayyy too many people sending me messages about this bloody tongue in Eastern Ithmia over the past month. I'm pretty sure it's always from the one room too.

Maybe it is an earth tongue.



(just for you, @Wysteria)