Memorable quotes

Wysteria

Oceana said:

Wysteria said:

Krypton said:

A massive tongue erupts from the earth and covers you in a sticky, wet mucus.
A massive tongue retreats beneath the ground.

I'm getting waaaayyy too many people sending me messages about this bloody tongue in Eastern Ithmia over the past month. I'm pretty sure it's always from the one room too.

Maybe it is an earth tongue.



(just for you, @Wysteria)

Great! Now for my next patrol report I can advise that we're being raided by gigantic mushrooms >_>

I was thinking this, given the description:



I may or may not study mushrooms as a hobby.

Skye

wtf is that

Mishgul

A treekin lost it's tongue

Wysteria

Skye said:

wtf is that

ox-tongue fungus! ^_^

Peak

tl;dr'd whole thread

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It is now the 13th of Miraman, 623 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

who handed these to me?

Krypton

Wysteria said:

Krypton said:

A massive tongue erupts from the earth and covers you in a sticky, wet mucus.
A massive tongue retreats beneath the ground.

I'm getting waaaayyy too many people sending me messages about this bloody tongue in Eastern Ithmia over the past month. I'm pretty sure it's always from the one room too.

If that's true, then goddammit, it's in my Grove. You think you have it bad?

Kresslack

Hataru tries to leave, but you block her from moving that way.

Arador tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.

An irresistible call draws you into an adjacent room. (Son of a....)

You lose purchase on a black Zarathustran stallion.

Before two towering mountains (road).

A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. A rune shaped like a 

butterfly has been sketched into the ground here (nairat: transfix). A rune like an open eye has 

been sketched into the ground here (wunjo: cure blind). An occupied iron gibbet, suspended from a 

wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A decaying corpse has been impaled here upon a 

fifteen foot stake. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, 

rectangular monolith is on the ground. A pike with the decapitated head of Xer has been erected. 

Picking nervously at its riding saddle, a large ant stands here quietly. Quietly munching from a 

feed bag, a stocky gypsy's pony stands here. Wings flaring, a pegasus tosses his regal head 

impatiently. A giant tortoise sits here like a rock. There are 2 guardian angels here. Surrounded by 

a halo of fire, an ebon pegasus tosses his head arrogantly. A goldenseal root is here.  Father Halos 

Vorondil, Caefir Priest is riding on a giant tortoise. He wields a ranger's bow in both hands. Tesha 

al Ashtad, Aarashi Shamshir is here. She wields a Shield of Absorption in her left hand and an 

ornate steel rapier in her right. Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing is here. He wields a 

ranger's bow in both hands. Caladbolg Van Helsing is here. He wields a Lupine bow in both hands. 

Niks is here. He wields a spiritual mace in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption in his right.

You see exits leading north, southwest, and up.(vault 353682)

Halos

Haha, followed almost immediately by:

Sothantos tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.

Your eyes glaze, and you wander off.

You lose purchase on a giant tortoise.

You cease blocking the exit.

The gates of Mhaldor.

A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Carved into the 

mountainside, a massive gatehouse stands a short distance to the east, replete with archer slits and 

murder holes. The iron of a portcullis is visible in the top of the gatehouse, ready to bury itself 

in the ground below. A thick wooden drawbridge crosses a wide moat, permitting entrance to the 

mountain city. Long black chains arc upward towards the mountain from either side of the drawbridge, 

disappearing through roughly cut gaps in the mountain's surface. A guardhouse has been shaped from 

the mountain to the right of the gates, its entryway dark and foreboding. Wooden boards with iron 

spikes driven through them and embedded in the rock beyond cover the building's lone window. The 

flags of Mhaldor hang from the top of the gatehouse, prominently displayed for all to see. Some 

graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Know ye that there is no truth greater than Evil." A 

rune like a lightning bolt has been sketched into the ground here (uruz: heal). A runic totem is 

planted solidly in the ground. A countless number of contorted faces, twisted limbs, and surging 

torsos have been captured here in a massive bloodsteel shrine dedicated to Sartan. An enormous slab 

of volcanic obsidian towers over this area, the regulations of Mhaldor etched upon its face. An 

occupied iron gibbet, suspended from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A ladder of 

long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. An enormous slab of volcanic 

obsidian towers over this area, the laws of Mhaldor etched upon its face. Hands clenched before 

himself in a ready stance, a monk of the Tanjinn appraises the area with a focused gaze. There are 2 

knights of the Maldaathi here. There are 2 ominous liches here. There are 2 monolith sigils in 2 

groups here. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A black Zarathustran stallion stands stoically here, 

muscles shifting beneath his ebon coat. The twisted remains of Hataru lie here. A mortal heart, 

still dripping blood is here. A Baalzadeen demon towers over you, filling you with dread.  A huge 

statue of the Scimitar of Yen-Sorte stands here, thrusting skywards. Devoto Dragonknight is here. He 

wields a Shield of Absorption in his left hand. The Black Dragon Arador's imposing form looms. Droch 

Shirszae, Seminarian of Proselytism is here, shrouded. She wields a cavalry shield in her left hand.

You see exits leading east, south, west, and up.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Your limbs lock up in paralysis as you see an inguz rune on a totem.

You spy a fehu rune on a totem.

Your insomnia has cleared up.

Micositu wanders in, eyes glazed.

A water weird glides in from the east.

Tesha wanders in, eyes glazed.

Tesha's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals her blindness.

Tesha's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.

Tesha's limbs lock up as her eyes meet an inguz rune on a totem.

Tesha's eyes close suddenly as she falls asleep.

Beckon battle. 

X_X

Rangor

Mounted blocking is so weeird.

Kresslack

Rangor said:

Mounted blocking is so weeird.

Wat? No, because you use the Entire mount to block with. Super effective.

Ada

That's my pony!!

Synbios

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Seldin

Nice IP.

Synbios

Seldin said:

Nice IP.

Would be a shame is something bad happened to it.

Wysteria

Krypton said:

Wysteria said:

Krypton said:

A massive tongue erupts from the earth and covers you in a sticky, wet mucus.
A massive tongue retreats beneath the ground.

I'm getting waaaayyy too many people sending me messages about this bloody tongue in Eastern Ithmia over the past month. I'm pretty sure it's always from the one room too.

If that's true, then goddammit, it's in my Grove. You think you have it bad?

Got reports of four different people in their own groves with that tongue. You in EI? If it's an Eastern Ithmia thing I'll have to go all IC news posty about it

Dunn

(The Achaean Heraldry Association): Silas says, "'Dear Babel, Ur order sux n u dont got no shrines. Love and kisses, Sothy xoxo'"

Trevize

Dunn said:

(The Achaean Heraldry Association): Silas says, "'Dear Babel, Ur order sux n u dont got no shrines. Love and kisses, Sothy xoxo'"

You beat me to it!

Right after:
(The Achaean Heraldry Association): Silas says, "Good heavens."

Silas

I love quit clan roulette.

Kresslack

That's worse than me missing to PT during a raid that I wanted to go drink and be a degenerate. I blame @Hataru.

Synbios

A dark overcoat and matching trousers cover the stout form of this burly watchman, his portly frame
belying the musculature hidden beneath. An iron lantern is firmly grasped in one hand, a healthy
flame nestled securely inside the sooty glass walls. His face is a study of alertness, his eyes
gleaming as they sweep back and forth across his surrounds, constantly ready to spot any signs of
trouble. The fingers of his other hand grasp securely around a thick bludgeon. Designed to ward off
intruders, the weapon is a lengthy affair, polished to a high shine but still pitted with flecks of
aging blood.
 A Brighthold watchman has an air of extreme strength.
He weighs about 220 pounds.
He is loyal to The City of Targossas.
You see nothing in it.

'Allo! Wot's all this hullaballoo?

Also, I'm concerned at the watchman's club - he doesn't do proper maintenance. That blood's going to ruin the varnish, I tell you!

Anaidiana

I hear 'watchman' I picture this:

Batang

Synbios said:

A dark overcoat and matching trousers cover the stout form of this burly watchman, his portly frame
belying the musculature hidden beneath. An iron lantern is firmly grasped in one hand, a healthy
flame nestled securely inside the sooty glass walls. His face is a study of alertness, his eyes
gleaming as they sweep back and forth across his surrounds, constantly ready to spot any signs of
trouble. The fingers of his other hand grasp securely around a thick bludgeon. Designed to ward off
intruders, the weapon is a lengthy affair, polished to a high shine but still pitted with flecks of
aging blood.
 A Brighthold watchman has an air of extreme strength.
He weighs about 220 pounds.
He is loyal to The City of Targossas.
You see nothing in it.

'Allo! Wot's all this hullaballoo?

Also, I'm concerned at the watchman's club - he doesn't do proper maintenance. That blood's going to ruin the varnish, I tell you!

I actually have a couple of Nagants that have blood pitting/staining.  Blood is some corrosive stuff!

 

Kresslack

Got a buddy playing Achaea next to me and I'm not logged in and am not really paying attention when he asks me, "Hey, can I kill Alda?" to which I distractedly reply, "Yeah, sure, go ahead" thinking it was some Kobold denizen or something. Needless to say, he got obliterated and called me an asshole. Can't leave novices unattended. Now he knows to Probe!

Bonko

http://pastebin.com/LeQD6Hhx

Lukan

I heard the entire log in pompous british accents.

Ruth

WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS INVITE ME TO THE PARTYYY BONKY



Also that's hilarious.

Kyrra

I could have had tea with @Ruth?!

Rangor

@bonko wtf did I just read

Hataru

GDI @Kresslack I made you do NOTHING.

You however @'d someone without an account and made them log in and break like 3 years of forums silence.

RUDE.

Seldin

Lukan said:

I heard the entire log in pompous british accents.

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one...