Memorable quotes

Trevize

Lukan said:

You did not indicate the message was OOC whatsoever, so it is IC. Mark your message next time. Lesson learned, I hope!

Pretty much it. It looks IC. Sorry!

Tesha

Greys tells you, "Hey how is Targossas pronounced?"

You tell Greys Vorondil, "Targossas."

Greys tells you, "Tar-goss-oss?"

Greys tells you, "Tar-goss-ass?"

You tell Greys Vorondil, "Targossas."

Greys tells you, "Tar-goss-is?"

You tell Greys Vorondil, "Targossas."

Xli

Tesha said:

Greys tells you, "Hey how is Targossas pronounced?"

You tell Greys Vorondil, "Safe room."

Greys tells you, "Tar-goss-oss?"

Greys tells you, "Tar-goss-ass?"

You tell Greys Vorondil, "Safe room."

Greys tells you, "Tar-goss-is?"

You tell Greys Vorondil, "Safe room."

Fixed

Trilliana

Read the new announce, saw the message with 4 giftbags, log in to look...

A heavy iron-link giftbag is holding:

814 gold sovereigns.

"sycamore vial438529"                   a sycamore vial -speed

"chestnut vial438531"                   a chestnut vial -mana

848 gold sovereigns.

A heavy iron-link giftbag is holding:

1189 gold sovereigns.

A heavy iron-link giftbag is holding:

1489 gold sovereigns.

Silas

Man, yeah, I hate getting unexpected free shit.

Trevize

Badge of returning, wyvernskin pack, couple dozen lifestones, artie vial.


(and 9 pocketbelts, 100k gold, and more sigils and vials than I'll ever need.)

Daslin

Three pocketbelts, 20K gold, and a vial.

Halos

(Refugees of Shallam): Sasiya says, "Does anyone need sigils? I ended up with a bunch of extra monolith, knife, orb, mushroom, cube sigils, and others. I don't really have a need for them."

You tell Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Irontounge, "Cube?"

Sasiya tells you, "Cube sigils, yes. Seventy seven of them."

You tell Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Irontounge, "I will take a few cube sigils if you do not want them."

Sasiya gives fifty cube sigils to you.

You incline your head politely.

Sasiya gives twenty-seven cube sigils to you.

You thank Sasiya profusely.

Sasiya gives fifty monolith sigils to you.

Sasiya gives three monolith sigils to you.

Sasiya gives forty-five knife sigils to you.

Sasiya gives fifty key-shaped sigils to you.

Sasiya gives two key-shaped sigils to you.

Sasiya gives forty-three orb sigils to you.

You say, "Oh."

Sasiya gives forty-three mushroom sigils to you.

Sasiya gives forty-three eye sigils to you.

You say, "But."

Sasiya gives forty-five fist-shaped sigils to you.

You say, "Well. Erm."

Sasiya shrugs helplessly.

You say, "Hm."

Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Ironounge asks in a soft, quiet voice, "Need lifestones?"

You say blankly, "Lifestones?"

Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of SIr Irontounge says in a soft, quiet voice, "How about a badge of returning? Would you even be able to use it when it carries my mark?

You ask, "Why do you give away such treasures?"

You give a concerned look to Sasiya.

Sasiya blinks.

Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Irontounge says in a soft, quiet voice, "What would I keep them for?"

Sasiya gives twenty-two cerulean lifestones to you.

You stare implacably at a group of 22 cerulean lifestones.

You say, "Well. A lifestone heals one of everything."

You say, "They are comparatively rare."

You say, "A badge of returning is an artifact."

You say, "I think it stays with you always."

You say, "Are you committing suicide or--?"

You peer at a heavy iron-link giftbag.

ih

4529h, 4803m, 19490e, 20735w exdb-

humgii198765        a furry humgii

giftbag418437       a heavy iron-link giftbag

giftbag418443       a heavy iron-link giftbag

(...)

giftbag418435       a heavy iron-link giftbag

Number of objects: 224

Sasiya shrugs helplessly.

You say, "Oh."

You say, "That explains it."

Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Irontounge says in a soft, quiet voice, "It is used up when attached to a mount I think."

Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Irontounge says in a soft, quiet voice, "I got two, and I only have one pet."

You say, "Oh."

Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Irontounge says in a soft, quiet voice, "Badges, I mean."

You say, "I'll.. take it."

Sasiya gives a badge of returning to you.

You ask, "Are all of these yours?"

Sasiya nods her head emphatically.

You have tmoted: Halos stares at Sasiya in disbelief, his mouth suddenly dry.

Sasiya drops 25 pocketbelts.

Eld

Someone should point out to @Sasiya that badges of returning stack.

Halos

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

You put your fingers in your mouth and let out a high-pitched whistle, then hope for the best.

A giant tortoise trots in with head high.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

There is a blinding flash as you attach the badge to the collar of a giant tortoise. It should now 

reset to your inventory approximately once every 9 Achaean days.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

You say, "Wow."

You say, "It worked."

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Irontounge says in a soft, quiet voice, "That's good, though?"

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

You say, "Oh, yes."

Sasiya drops a pocketbelt.

You say, "Raiders try to kill her all the time."

Eld said:

Someone should point out to @Sasiya that badges of returning stack.

Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Irontounge says in a soft, quiet voice, "O my... 754 gold inks in 

total."

Sasiya picks up 50 heavy iron-link giftbags.

Sasiya picks up 50 heavy iron-link giftbags.

Sasiya drops a crimson-scaled drake.

Sasiya pats a crimson-scaled drake in a friendly manner.

Chevalier Sasiya, Protege of Sir Irontounge says in a soft, quiet voice, "Ugh. I'll need another 

crafter's folder, soon."

Somehow I think she'll be fine >_>

Nellaundra

(Newbie): Kantu says, "Note to other newbies like me. Beware the guard pigs. BEWARE."

Kresslack

Wait, you can give badges to other people and they can attach them to their own mounts? I was under the impression once it was taken out of the bag, that's it.

Nellaundra

Give the bag to the person and anything they take out gets bound to them instead.

Kresslack

Halos just posted a log where someone handed him one, and he was able to use it. O.o

Halos

I was surprised too. It had her mark on it and everything. I half expected it to tell me that its destiny lied with another. Maybe it's a bug (I hope not)?

Sheltan

Thousands of tiny iron rings link together in a flawless pattern of sturdy metal 

to form the fabric of this heavy giftbag, rattling together at every movement 

with a noise like falling rain. Skilfully applied colour flows across the face 

of the bag's surface, forming the carefully rendered shape of a tall, square 

iron tower with windows and a door that open ominously into an interior 

concealed by shadow. A thin cord of some surprisingly strong, obscure material 

forms a drawstring for the bag, ornate little tassels adorning its ends.

It has 2 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 22 pounds.

A heavy iron-link giftbag is holding:

"flowerpot426501"                       a clay flowerpot

Insert obligatory "Flowerdor" joke?

Koyuki

How do we get these giftbags?

Edit: Derp, I need to read announcements more. I'm so jealous of you guys...

Sasiya

Kresslack said:

Wait, you can give badges to other people and they can attach them to their own mounts? I was under the impression once it was taken out of the bag, that's it.

Artifacts carry your mark as soon as you receive the bag (and not when you get the item from the giftbag). When I got all the extra bags, I did 'artifact list' to check if I got anything special inside them (because argh two hundred bags it took me over an hour to go through them all), but all I saw was lifestones, a vial, and the badges of returning.

Kresslack

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "You applied to Mhaldor yet, Bonko?"

(The Midnight Crew): Quei says, "He cant."

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "You practically live here."

(The Midnight Crew): Quei says, "He keeps killing citizens."

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "Why not?"

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "Oh."

(The Midnight Crew): Bonko says, "Lol."

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "We keep killing him though."

(The Midnight Crew): Quei says, "He started it."

Lukan

That's not the reason at all. He's been busy with rl shit and hasn't written his letter yet. So stfu Quei.

Synbios

Koyuki said:

 I'm so jealous of you guys...

My feelings as well.

Katzchen

Kresslack said:

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "You applied to Mhaldor yet, Bonko?"

(The Midnight Crew): Quei says, "He cant."

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "You practically live here."

(The Midnight Crew): Quei says, "He keeps killing citizens."

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "Why not?"

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "Oh."

(The Midnight Crew): Bonko says, "Lol."

(The Midnight Crew): Katzchen says, "We keep killing him though."

(The Midnight Crew): Quei says, "He started it."

Can we just do a direct trade? We'll give up @Lukan for @Bonko. Seems fair?

Darklyre

Moonfox arrives from the southeast.

He is followed by a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, and a suicide mouse.

Madelyne ain't got shit on him.

Daslin

@Darklyre yeah, he said that's not even a quarter of the full amount.

Silvarien

Darklyre said:

Moonfox arrives from the southeast.

He is followed by a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, and a suicide mouse.

Madelyne ain't got shit on him.

I am afraid even that is a bit... uh... restrained. There was this time when Gnaeus bought 150 mules and he kept making all the mules follow a hapless victim. Really caused some chaos. Then, somebody up and killed all the 150 mules. Fin.

Vayne

Darklyre said:

Moonfox arrives from the southeast.

He is followed by a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, and a suicide mouse.

Madelyne ain't got shit on him.

That's actually a pretty cool image IMO.

Anaidiana

Vayne said:

Darklyre said:

Moonfox arrives from the southeast.

He is followed by a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide 

mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a 

suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, a suicide mouse, and a suicide mouse.

Madelyne ain't got shit on him.

That's actually a pretty cool image IMO.

Pied Piper?

Xli

Tit for tat...

You connect to the torso!

Enro pivots on his heel as he draws his blade from its scabbard and unleashes a retaliatory strike at you.

You move in and deliver a precision strike to Enro's neck as he attacks. Enro slumps to the ground, unconscious.

Trevize

Xli said:

Tit for tat...

You connect to the torso!

Enro pivots on his heel as he draws his blade from its scabbard and unleashes a retaliatory strike at you.

You move in and deliver a precision strike to Enro's neck as he attacks. Enro slumps to the ground, unconscious.

Too bad two blademasters with retaliation up don't keep countering until one dies!

Eld

Xli said:

Tit for tat...

You connect to the torso!

Enro pivots on his heel as he draws his blade from its scabbard and unleashes a retaliatory strike at you.

You move in and deliver a precision strike to Enro's neck as he attacks. Enro slumps to the ground, unconscious.

PNB on retaliationstrike so painful. You monster.