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  • RuthRuth Singapore
    We should do that again!
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • ArditiArditi
    Mathonwy said:
    That time when Mhaldor took over Centre Crossing.
    That time when @Mathonwy helps set up a nice burn.

  • SynbiosSynbios
    ANNOUNCE NEWS #4417                                     (08/31/2015 at 15:53)  
    From   : Tecton the Terraformer
    To     : Everyone
    Subject: Weather/clothing tweaks
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    We added some small tweaks to weather today, mainly dealing with clothing warmth and the effects of 
    some abilities.

    * WEATHERING (Chivalry/Kaido/Shindo) now has a lesser effect on overall warmth from clothing.

    * The overall warmth of clothing was set too high, so we've tweaked this down (about 35%).

    As with all new systems, we'll be continually monitoring and improving things as we find them! 
    Please continue to make use of the IDEA and BUG system to submit improvements and problems!

    Penned by My hand on the 15th of Valnuary, in the year 692 AF.

    Finally, I hope I don't break out sweating too much anymore.

  • MathonwyMathonwy
    Bit overdue, but lately I'm grateful for @Jhaeli, @Saeva, and @Ruth. They keep the game fun and interesting and keep me logging in.

    Also @Vaine for keeping me entertained with various shenanigans and being an all-around great character. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
    Saeva said:
    If Mathonwy is 2006 I wish 2007 had never come.
    Xenomorph said:
    heh. Mathowned.
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  • AriettieAriettie
    Sybilla said:
    New Ashtani guards!! They look so awesome:


    Over eight foot tall and built of disconcertingly elongated proportions, this skyscourge fails to 
    hide his gnarled and knuckled form within a dark blue robe. Emanating from the chaotic creature's 
    being, a roil of wind surrounds him; a localised cyclone wracks the skyscourge's strange span with 
    fierce vibrations, ever tugs at the fabric that cowls him, and whips occasionally about his 
    surroundings. Through the tumult, gimlet eyes of a bright grey stare endlessly.
    A demented skyscourge exudes an aura of overwhelming power.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 368 pounds.
    He is loyal to The City of Ashtan.
    You see nothing in it.



    Hunched and hulking, this thrall is a brute of a creature but obedience shines dully in his pale 
    eyes. A great hammer rests in a double-handed grip, held at a unsettlingly capable ease across the 
    thrall's broad body; its haft, a sweat-grimed tree limb, its head a heavy mass of ugly iron. 
    Concealing much of the guard's warped body, a tunic of faded black piped in murky purple hangs 
    awkwardly from bulging shoulders down to his knees, and is belted loosely at the approximation of 
    his waist.
    A thrall of the wheel exudes an aura of overwhelming power.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 368 pounds.
    He is loyal to The City of Ashtan.
    You see nothing in it.
    Beat me to it! I was too busy fangirling over the skyscourges. 
  • MorthifMorthif
    what got replaced? 
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo Domingo
    Poor Witches

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

  • MorthifMorthif
    What? no more butt pinching? Why else did people visit Ashtan?
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    We still have the Witches. Seems that the Shadow Amazons and the Knights of the Illuminati were replaced from what I can see.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • MorthifMorthif
    Synbios said:
    Morthif said:
    What? no more butt pinching? Why else did people visit Ashtan?
    I propose that our creepy sireni mistweavers pick up the butt-pinching slack.

    Also:

    Draped in an elegant robe of midnight blue etched with undecipherable silver symbols, the skeletal frame of this Naxian mistweaver of Targossas hums with vibrant energy, small bolts of light wracking her body. An unruly mass of ash-blonde hair haphazardly frames a face utterly devoid of expression or emotion, and tumbles past the shoulders of a form so still it resembles a living statue. The glacial eyes of this diminutive figure have a wild glaze to them as they observe the immediate vicinity, fervently seeking any foes. Her wrists and lower arms are covered in a plethora of bracelets and bangles. Clumps of a silvery, lead-based metal coat her hands, and her fingers are caked in a gelatinous substance which drips down in fine strands from her claw-like nails. Betraying her sireni heritage, her lips are a rich ruby in colour, and kohl extravagantly lines her eyes.

    ...when they do the butt-pinching, they should leave a temporary message on your description, like so:

    L MORTHIF: 

    He is a mighty Silver Dragon. <regular dragon appearance> A pair of silvery fingerprints adorns a pinched spot on his rump.
    This would cause a lot of angry wives. Though I would just say Melvin did it and he had been working on some silver painting at the time. I think my wife would be less angry that way.
  • DortheronDortheron
    edited September 2015
    War Witch pinching would be
    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    SHOCKING

    L MORTHIF: He is a might Silver Dragon. <regular dragon appearance> A small electrical burn mark adorns a pinched spot on his rump.

    edit: for those that don't get the joke here's the Witch's description:
    Dressed in form-fitting red leather, with her long hair in a single tight braid, this War Witch of
    Ashtan displays the bored demeanour of the habitually unimpressed. Casually lifting her right fist,
    which is encased in an iron gauntlet, she idly sends sparks of electricity to dance across her
    fingers, oblivious to the overt menace of the display.

    You know, that one thing at that one place, with that one person.

    Yea, that one!
  • AtalkezAtalkez
    @Lala hates the witches because they don't hide how much they want the D.




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • LalaLala
    Atalkez said:
    @Lala hates the witches because they don't hide how much they want the D.
    Those war bitches are going down if they keep fondling you! They are on THE LIST!
  • ArditiArditi
    Dagon.

    He knows what he did.

  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Makarios said:
    Kyrra said:


    Sure I'm not the only one that thinks of the Mord Sith when looking at War Witches?


    I am so glad someone else agrees.
    I'm glad that I'm not the only person who's seen this show.

    #TheBooksWereBetter
    Huh. Neat.
  • AcknuAcknu
    Only the first one was good, the others... they left a lot to be desired... should have had more Panis...
  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Makarios said:
    I felt like I'd been magnificently trolled once I'd finished the series, but I suppose finishing it is a pretty solid endorsement.
    Have you read law of nines? Absolute mind-fuck.
    Huh. Neat.
  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Acknu said:
    Only the first one was good, the others... they left a lot to be desired... should have had more Panis...
    Faith of the fallen was pretty good, if a bit preachy.
    Huh. Neat.
  • AcknuAcknu
    Ahmet said:
    Acknu said:
    Only the first one was good, the others... they left a lot to be desired... should have had more Panis...
    Faith of the fallen was pretty good, if a bit preachy.
    Have you read The Chronicles of the Black Company? I got somewhat of the same vibe and it is pretty well written.
  • KinilanKinilan
    edited September 2015
    U GAIS! CoMMUNISUM IS BAD! Also Richard lost something, probabbly his fucking sword, or his wife, or both = plot of every book.

    Oh wait, except for the one where he  shows up in the last 5 pages. How could I ever forget that one.
  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Kinilan said:
    U GAIS! CoMMUNISUM IS BAD! Also Richard lost something, probabbly his fucking sword, or his wife, or both = plot of every book.

    Oh wait, except for the one where he  shows up in the last 5 pages. How could I ever forget that one.
    Oh yes, that one. Isn't that the one where he lost his baby too? Or am I thinking of a different one where he didn't show up for the first half of the book?
    Huh. Neat.
  • KinilanKinilan
    You're thinking another one.
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    edited September 2015
    Faith of the Fallen was solidly my favorite of the series. Also, it was really a rough series to read my first time through in the early 20s, especially Temple of the Winds. That book destroyed me for a few days.
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    Ahmet said:
    Kinilan said:
    U GAIS! CoMMUNISUM IS BAD! Also Richard lost something, probabbly his fucking sword, or his wife, or both = plot of every book.

    Oh wait, except for the one where he  shows up in the last 5 pages. How could I ever forget that one.
    Oh yes, that one. Isn't that the one where he lost his baby too? Or am I thinking of a different one where he didn't show up for the first half of the book?
    These books are 10 pages long? Even I might manage to get through one! /troll

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • MorthifMorthif
    Kinilan said:
    U GAIS! CoMMUNISUM IS BAD! Also Richard lost something, probabbly his fucking sword, or his wife, or both = plot of every book.

    Oh wait, except for the one where he  shows up in the last 5 pages. How could I ever forget that one.
    I think that's the next one I have to read. Moved on to new Fitz and the fool books and the last Raven's Song book
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