Just posting 3 pics of my new apartment I'm moving into when the farm is sold. So here is three short pics so you can see how my apartment looks like without any furniture. also don't know when I'm moving in but I got the keys and paying for it.
I am in the process of planning the biggest and most exotic pool party my friendship circle has ever seen. I have on the list everything from waterguns loaded with flavoured vodka, floating four-seater loungers for the pool with little platforms in the middle for board games, a DIY cocktail bar with all the fruits and mixes you can think of, little parasols upon arrival, and oranges and watermelons (not peeled) injected with malibu. Cannot list all the ideas, coz I would spam. Shit is gonna be epic. Only problem is guest list is on 44 people already. Water orgy!
I am now in the Quad-Star Suite. The amenities are so great I can't even begin to describe them. The closest I can come up with is like rubbing the belly of a fluffy kitten as angels dance on your backhairs while bathing in the concentrated tears of chocolate daisies touched by the background radiation of the Andromeda galaxy. All while a harem takes care of your every need and want.
In fairness, modern Lutheranism has settled down from this:
You think like this, "As I am a crude ass, and do not read the books, so there is no one in the world who reads them; rather, when I let my braying heehaw, heehaw resound, or even let out a donkey's fart, then everyone will have to consider it pure truth."
From Against the Roman Papacy, an Institution of the Devil, pg. 300 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41
Lenovo tech support finally agreed that my computer is having hardware problems, and not software problems that will magically be fixed by them remote controlling my laptop and restarting it five times. They're having me send it in to be repaired, so hopefully my touchpad and graphics cards will be fixed. Also free shipping is always nice.
And I finally have a rave instead of a rant for once.
We have an IT Techie with a major attitude problem. Over the course of 3 years his work has been shoddy, he flips out everytime I request that he fix something he screwed up and replies in all caps emails "I DO NOT ANSWER TO YOU, I ANSWER TO THE IT MANAGER." The Manager in question is a nice guy but a severe [kitten] that has never in his life reprimanded anyone and never will. All I get from him is "Please guys, be nice" and nothing more, meaning I have to drop everything I do to go fix the Techie's work.
So why is this a Rave? Well the Manager resigned and the MD has asked me to step in as acting IT Manager until next year. (Bringing my total amount of current jobs to 4, which is really going to cut into my Achaea time but that is a rant again)
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Just posting 3 pics of my new apartment I'm moving into when the farm is sold. So here is three short pics so you can see how my apartment looks like without any furniture. also don't know when I'm moving in but I got the keys and paying for it.
The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."
(Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
In fairness, modern Lutheranism has settled down from this:
You think like this, "As I am a crude ass, and do not read the books, so there is no one in the world who reads them; rather, when I let my braying heehaw, heehaw resound, or even let out a donkey's fart, then everyone will have to consider it pure truth."
From Against the Roman Papacy, an Institution of the Devil, pg. 300 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41
I actually think my favorite moment so far was when, after several paragraph-long insults similar to the above, I saw this:
"You hellish scum."
The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."
(Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
I was just passing by the spelling mistakes thread when I clicked on the insult generator.
"You arsonists, enemies of languages and truth!"
From Against Latomus, pg. 205 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32