Next we're going to have letters that say: "10,000,000 gold was found from an ancient royle tomb of one of your ansestors and you're the only one that can open it! You just have to arrive at a secluded location by yurself alone and sit down and wait and you'll get half the looot!"
Just do me a favor.. if you try to fake a letter.. at least 'attempt' to sound like me. Maybe just a little bit. This did make me laugh so much after spending over 5 hours in ER cause of a anxitey attack. Thank you whover so amusingly composed it.
I honestly think you are all missing the point if you expect people to make it sound like yourselves. Imitating speech pattern is not something that can be done after talking with someone just once or twice, much less here, where most people only have a vague idea of the other team, and in some cases, a deep well of animosity. Besides, its not like anyone will fall for it, no matter how realistically they imitate someone's else speech and mannerism, unless the person willingly decides to roleplay falling for it. In which case, honestly, the propaganda already served its function as a device.
tl;dr: Sounding believable is secondary to serving as a rolepalying device, which is the point of the letters.
And you won't understand the cause of your grief...
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
Wars would be way more interesting if when both sides declared war their city repairs were stopped until either their whole city (or x amount of rooms in their city) was destroyed or they destroyed their enemy's city.
For example, Mhaldor and Eleusis declare war, each city starts attacking the other city and every room they destroy remains in ruin until the end of the war. This would allow the city as a whole to feel the impact of being at war as shops become unusable, roads become difficult terrain or completely unusable, access to House Halls is blocked, etc. and would encourage everyone to finish the war in order to restore peace and normalcy to their city and would provide a definitive winner and loser instead of both sides claiming that they won.
As the war progresses, it would be more and more difficult to take out those last handfuls of rooms needed to secure the victory because they would be the more defensible rooms and the city guards wouldn't be so spread thin and would be highly concentrated on a smaller area. This would be similar to how in medieval times they would sack the outside of the city, then move their way in and the defenders would retreat into the center of the castle. As it is, both sides can raid the other, destroy some rooms which are repaired as soon as they leave and there is no visible impact on the life of the citizens and no one cares that they are getting raided so there is no pressure on leadership to admit defeat if it is obvious that they have lost and are just clinging on to the war for pride sake. If the citizens were cut off from a bunch of their shops, the forge was destroyed, they lost access to their subdivision and they're essentially stuck in a ten room area of their city because everything else is in ruin, their city leaders would be getting an earful urging them to finish up the war or admit defeat and regroup and plan better for the next war.
It would also be something that the winners could actually be proud of, to see how they worked hard and gave their lives multiple times to clutch the victory and return peace to their fellow citizens. There could be larger rewards from being the victor or a war, perhaps your city is able to take a chunk of the other cities bankaccount or credits or you get some kind of a boon like your citizens get a +10% experience boost for a while from moral being so high or something.
As the war progresses, it would be more and more difficult to take out those last handfuls of rooms needed to secure the victory because they would be the more defensible rooms and the city guards wouldn't be so spread thin and would be highly concentrated on a smaller area.
Not entirely with the way it is set up now. You can't station guards in destroyed rooms. Could maybe work around depending on the geography of the destroyed rooms.
Make it so only level 2+ tanks do permanent (until the war is over) damage. That should solve the problem of destroying a key location when nobody is around, because you can't get to level 2 if there aren't many defenders.
Eleusis has never been good at raiding while Mhaldor is around, though. I can't count on one hand (probably 2 or 3) the number of times I logged in to be one of two or three defenders and saw a guard killing party in the city.
As the war progresses, it would be more and more difficult to take out those last handfuls of rooms needed to secure the victory because they would be the more defensible rooms and the city guards wouldn't be so spread thin and would be highly concentrated on a smaller area.
Not entirely with the way it is set up now. You can't station guards in destroyed rooms. Could maybe work around depending on the geography of the destroyed rooms.
I think you misread that. It would become more difficult BECAUSE you can't station guards in destroyed rooms, so the guards would have to be moved to other rooms, which means as the war progresses those guards are in a smaller and smaller area, making it difficult to find areas where there aren't guard stacks. For instance, if you have 100 rooms and 100 guards, you're spread thin, when you get raided down to 20 rooms, you now have 100 guards spread across 20 rooms, making them way more difficult to raid.
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
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do they burn it before or after they behead you?
Next we're going to have letters that say: "10,000,000 gold was found from an ancient royle tomb of one of your ansestors and you're the only one that can open it! You just have to arrive at a secluded location by yurself alone and sit down and wait and you'll get half the looot!"
The correct spelling is 'Macaroni Mycen.'
I'm using this from now on. You hear that @Mycen? You can be Macaroni, I'll be Yankee Doodle.
Woah, woah. It's ok dude, yours wasn't that bad.
Hot
Sorry didn't mean for it to come across like that. Was just saying I rather enjoyed the Mhaldorian attempts and found them very funny as well
Hahaha, I love that. It's perfect political satire. If anything that should have been even more over the top!
Response to mine was "lol that over the top stuff is hilarious good job" and you get "AT LEAST MAKE IT BELIEVABLE"
rofl
Just do me a favor.. if you try to fake a letter.. at least 'attempt' to sound like me. Maybe just a little bit. This did make me laugh so much after spending over 5 hours in ER cause of a anxitey attack. Thank you whover so amusingly composed it.
http://www.achaea.com/banner/mycen.jpg
shh, if he didn't get the voice right it's only because you guys don't talk to the enemy enough.
I honestly think you are all missing the point if you expect people to make it sound like yourselves. Imitating speech pattern is not something that can be done after talking with someone just once or twice, much less here, where most people only have a vague idea of the other team, and in some cases, a deep well of animosity. Besides, its not like anyone will fall for it, no matter how realistically they imitate someone's else speech and mannerism, unless the person willingly decides to roleplay falling for it. In which case, honestly, the propaganda already served its function as a device.
tl;dr: Sounding believable is secondary to serving as a rolepalying device, which is the point of the letters.
And you won't understand the cause of your grief...
...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.
Melodie ended up in the best place ever!
Nirvana? ... oh, wait...whoops
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
That letter was adorable!
if I lose the exterm contest I'm going to rage exterm
3 citizens of Mhaldor are currently detectable,
Omi, Praxides, Xinna
11 citizens of Eleusis are currently
detectable, Kiah, Ryuke, Seftin, Zlatan, Cynders, Alrena, Zafi, Somerled,
Iakimen, Marv, Ianai
[Nutmeg]: 6 at Alrena (Laboratory of Jirken): Marv Somerled Ryuke Seftin Alrena
Kiah
That's what I like to see! And that's just ungemmed!
best time to kill guards, though!
You got this Xinna
i qq'd because i knew xinna has that easy. Didn't want to ruin her fun.
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
I logged in on my phone,
YOUR GRACIOUS SOCIETY HAS BEEN INVITED TO PARTY
Not entirely with the way it is set up now. You can't station guards in destroyed rooms. Could maybe work around depending on the geography of the destroyed rooms.
Make it so only level 2+ tanks do permanent (until the war is over) damage. That should solve the problem of destroying a key location when nobody is around, because you can't get to level 2 if there aren't many defenders.
Eleusis has never been good at raiding while Mhaldor is around, though. I can't count on one hand (probably 2 or 3) the number of times I logged in to be one of two or three defenders and saw a guard killing party in the city.
I think you misread that. It would become more difficult BECAUSE you can't station guards in destroyed rooms, so the guards would have to be moved to other rooms, which means as the war progresses those guards are in a smaller and smaller area, making it difficult to find areas where there aren't guard stacks. For instance, if you have 100 rooms and 100 guards, you're spread thin, when you get raided down to 20 rooms, you now have 100 guards spread across 20 rooms, making them way more difficult to raid.
Going by how wars go, I think they'll declare victory any time now and set their relations to neutral. Waiting for it!
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This is pretty much every rejuvenation ever.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby