What Happened To You Today?

Else

I've received like three different 'fight me, or ELSE!' tells today so clearly this name was a huge mistake.

Taryius

Indomitable at the merest appraisal, this bulky shackle bears the telltale glint of blackened adamantine, accentuated by errant ripples of sable shadow seething from its surface. A palpable aura of pressure exudes from its midst in constant waves, the enchantment embedded into its ebon form clearly one invoking weight or mass in some manner. A single silvery link adorns the side clasp of the shackle where one would expect a constraining chain to preside, the stark contrast between the two materials bathing the argent in an affronting radiance.

It only took me two and half years to finally cave and get a shackle so I don't run out of mass mid-fight, and I absolutely love this talisman description.  

Rangor

Skye said:

Destroyed Cyrene. >_> murdered all the guards, and a whole bunch of npcs in the process. >_>

Doing Eleusis' job, better than Eleusis.

Skye

I'm accepting offerings and oaths of fealty as your new Goddess of Nature.

Rangor

Skye said:

I'm accepting offerings and oaths of fealty as your new Goddess of Nature.

Done, Deal, No takebacks

Tasus

Skye said:

I'm accepting offerings and oaths of fealty as your new Goddess of Nature.

I’d worship Skye, the Nature Goddess (TM). 

Caelan

Tasus said:

Skye said:

I'm accepting offerings and oaths of fealty as your new Goddess of Nature.

I’d worship Skye, the Nature Goddess (TM). 

Gots ta pay dat fine first, Booboo

Numira

Else said:

I've received like three different 'fight me, or ELSE!' tells today so clearly this name was a huge mistake.

Please don’t change your name, because then I will be sad. 

Stefana

Numira said:

Else said:

I've received like three different 'fight me, or ELSE!' tells today so clearly this name was a huge mistake.

Please don’t change your name, because then OR ELSE I will be sad.

Athelas

Stefana said:

Numira said:

Else said:

I've received like three different 'fight me, or ELSE!' tells today so clearly this name was a huge mistake.

Please don’t change your name, because then OR ELSE I will be sad.

Now I want to go create a character named: Orelse

Farrah

Else said:

I've received like three different 'fight me, or ELSE!' tells today so clearly this name was a huge mistake.

Prefix Else Or.

Suffix Else If.

Achilles

Nothing Else matters

Atalkez

What Else would he call himself?

Sobriquet

IF?   

Cooper

Login, catch up on a few items. Got a message from Proficy reminding me that I had "The Horror" card and wanted to test some things. This card removes someone's ability to say your name for 30 minutes. So if I use it on you, and you do 'pt Cooper has entered the area', it will just show up as 'You say, "Has entered the area."'

Tested it on Nicola, cause why not??

You draw forth a card depicting The Unnameable Horror and whisper "Cooper" to it.

As you exhale the name, the card inhales it.

All of the potential for a card depicting The Unnameable Horror has been expended for the moment.

(p) 8818h, 7823m, 32600e, 32119w  (+63m, 0.8%) 

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.232s)

(p) 8818h, 7793m, 32600e, 32111w  (-30m, 0.4%) 

You may switch class again.

(p) 8818h, 7847m, 33320e, 32120w  (+77m, 1.0%) 

Thank you. Your bug, bug #4149, has been submitted. <<This was me bugging that you can use The Horror on admin characters>>

(p) 8818h, 7847m, 33440e, 32120w  

You hear a whistling noise and notice a narrow beam of yellow energy arcing through the heavens and

striking your body. Pain envelops you as golden fire surrounds and engulfs you in a paroxysm of 

suffering before it departs, leaving your body charred and smoking. You realise that this was but a 

warning.

(p) 1764h, 1565m, 33800e, 32113w  (-7054h, 80.0%, -6282m, 80.1%) 

(Achaean Combat Council): Ictinus says, "Cooper Cooper Cooper Cooper."

(p) 1764h, 1536m, 33860e, 32120w  (-29m, 0.4%) 

(Achaean Combat Council): Rhivona says, "Bad cooper."

(p) 2938h, 2168m, 33920e, 32120w  (+1174h, 13.3%, +632m, 8.1%) 

(Achaean Combat Council): You say, "Lol."

(p) 2938h, 2168m, 33920e, 32120w  

<removed healing>

(Achaean Combat Council): You say, "I bugged it instantly. Mak told us to break things."

(p) 6933h, 3379m, 34160e, 32120w  (+1174h, 13.3%, +629m, 8.0%) 

Pain sears your shoulder as a weighty claw presses down with Malevolent acknowledgement.

(p) 6771h, 3351m, 34160e, 32120w  (-162h, 1.8%, -28m, 0.4%) 

(Achaean Combat Council): Nicola says, "Not on me!"

(p) 7945h, 3984m, 34220e, 32120w  (+1174h, 13.3%, +633m, 8.1%) 

(Achaean Combat Council): You say, "Say my name."

(p) 7945h, 3958m, 34280e, 32120w  (-26m, 0.3%) 

(Achaean Combat Council): You say, "I'm not sure who you are talking to. If you're referring to me,

please say 'Cooper don't do that'"

(p) 8818h, 4533m, 34460e, 32112w  (+873h, 9.9%, +575m, 7.3%) 

(Achaean Combat Council): Armali says, "That phrase is inexplicably kinky."

(p) 8818h, 4533m, 34520e, 32120w  

(Achaean Combat Council): Dunn says, "You've been a naughty boy, Cooper."

Farrah

I want that card.

Shub

I have one. I would have sold it to Proficy but he didn't sell me the whistle flue, so into the deck it went

Zhedan

Zhedan said:

@Shirszae

She is a Peasant in Hashan.

Shub

A whisper spider has been slain by Iohanna.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 94.

You have reached the illustrious level of 2nd Order of the Hyperphysical.

I'm chasing the dragon some more, made a little headway. The experience rate does not feel like it has hit a wall quite yet, so I'm still going random places for the fun of it and killing things with no fancy route planning. I found some additional mobs in the sky that are worth little nuggets of XP, probably because people skip by them without noticing. I suspect the experience rate will crash and require some sort of looping fairly soon. I don't know where to go on Meropis yet, everything seems dangerous so just wandering and fighting is pretty productive.

For this level I'd like to thank Lord Tlalaiad's awesome favor, Iohanna, the Nicator legend deck card and my shiny new meropis pebble!

Taryius

Wanted to see the new brain deathsight so I asked Proficy to come kill me.

You feel the sickening pop and crackle of bone as the blow smashes into the top of your head.

You have been slain by Proficy.

- 2019/05/15 01:26:34 - Swift death claims Taryius, his attempts at clutching to life proven

futile.

You frown at Proficy.

Proficy chuckles long and heartily.

You say in a harsh, rasping voice, "Remove your guise."

You feel the sickening pop and crackle of bone as the blow smashes into the top of your head.

You have been slain by Proficy.

- 2019/05/15 01:27:16 - The halls of the Black Cathedral upon Baelgrim echo in solemn song with Taryius's death at the hands of Proficy, commemorating true Strength.

Proficy rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say in a harsh, rasping voice, "Statute...."

Aegoth says, "You are terrible at this."

Proficy says, "Ok should be all."

You feel the sickening pop and crackle of bone as the blow smashes into the top of your head.

You have been slain by Proficy.

- 2019/05/15 01:28:09 - In accordance with the traditions of the Quisalis Mark, Proficy has assassinated Taryius.

Aegoth says, "Holy..."

Proficy rolls on the floor, laughing.

Cooper snickers softly to himself.

Proficy says, "Ok."

(Clan): Proficy says, "I didnt know i had all of those!"

You feel the sickening pop and crackle of bone as the blow smashes into the top of your head.

You have been slain by Proficy.

- 2019/05/15 01:29:16 - The brain of Taryius gives way beneath the onslaught of Tyndran Proficy Ikari, Warden of the Red Isle, drenching them both in blood and brain matter.

Ahhh, there we go! Took a while, but man thats a sexy deathsight.

Israyhl

Ashai asks you to repeat the oaths of citizenship after her. You do, and you are admitted as the
newest, proudest member of Targossas!

Milabar

Sorry that God is dead.

It's praise the Light and Fire

Armali

You let loose a mighty roar and instantly your vision swims with hues of brilliant blue. As your surrounds whirl, you find yourself within the lair of the blue dragons, perfectly at home among your draconic kin.
Within the lair of the blue dragons. (indoors)

This room has not been mapped.

Innumerable rents and gouges score the walls and floor of this vast chamber, the jagged stumps of smashed stalactites and powdery residue of destroyed boulders littering the ground. Morsels of battered, distorted and melted metal and leather encase the multitude of bare white bones piled up in untidy heaps around the edges of the cavern, rusted and bent weapons poking their ends impotently from within. A massive obelisk of bright cerulean marble stands sentinel in the centre of the chamber, its mirror-smooth surface utterly unblemished, despite the devastation of its surroundings.

You see exits leading northeast, east, and up.

Yay! Thanks to @Krizal, @Shirszae, @Eliana, and probably others. I dislike how there was a lot of 'hunt the syntax' to this, and the foray boss was... well, I'm not sure what the strategy is for that. Also, the blue dragon hoard is tiny. But yay!

Mroxyl

You whip a simple, steel morning star toward an enraged ogre destroyer.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

You have slain an enraged ogre destroyer, retrieving the corpse.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 95.

You have reached the illustrious level of 1st Order of the Hyperphysical.

You have received 23 Bound Credits!

Tasus

Mroxyl said:

You whip a simple, steel morning star toward an enraged ogre destroyer.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

You have slain an enraged ogre destroyer, retrieving the corpse.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 95.

You have reached the illustrious level of 1st Order of the Hyperphysical.

You have received 23 Bound Credits!

It just eats easier from here on! Mo crits mo money!

Mroxyl

Seriously looking forward to that

Else

Israyhl said:

Ashai asks you to repeat the oaths of citizenship after her. You do, and you are admitted as the
newest, proudest member of Targossas!

My early headcanon for Targossas has been Melisandre from A Song of Ice and Fire, so this is a huge upgrade, and makes me feel a lot better about being a citizen \o/

Farrah

Else said:

Israyhl said:

Ashai asks you to repeat the oaths of citizenship after her. You do, and you are admitted as the
newest, proudest member of Targossas!

My early headcanon for Targossas has been Melisandre from A Song of Ice and Fire, so this is a huge upgrade, and makes me feel a lot better about being a citizen \o/

It's not Melisandre. It's Daenerys. Weapon of choice? Burn it alive.

Dunn

Dunn purses his lips tightly and looses a shrill whistle.

With a soft "ruff," Naram, a black retriever bounds in.

With a loud gurgle, Naram, a black retriever sinks down beneath the mud of the bog and vanishes.

Naram, a black retriever2866 is at Truelimbo.

F.

Farrah

The monstrosity is vanquished!