What Happened To You Today?

Sarapis

Courtesy of a good idea by @Blujixapug, this thread is for when you want to talk about what happened to you in-game today or recently in a non-ranty manner, but don't consider it important enough to warrant starting a new thread.

Anedhel

Left my House today. Am sad.

Masaryk

Lost 20k gold at the roulette table in about 20 seconds

Daslin

I shot a few Targossians with arrows today.

Tecton

Gave @Melodie a gold star. 147 more and she earns herself this shiny new eraser.

Jhui

Completed the Quisalis Tasks with Sifri and @Tecton‌didn't give me an honors line for it (yet)

Melodie

Tecton said:

Gave @Melodie a gold star. 147 more and she earns herself this shiny new eraser.

So I was sitting there, innocently eating my waffles, right?

Suddenly I get a message from @Tecton...

Message #3527       Sent by Tecton
8/07/2:04 !!

...and I'm sitting there thinking, "I'm pretty sure I didn't message him asking a question today... ... .. OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY IRE DID I GET SILENT-ISSUE'D AND NOW I'M GETTING SHRUBBED ARE ALL MY PLANS UP IN FLAMES WHAT DID I DOOOO AAHHHHH!"

Instead, it's more along the lines of:

You sent the following message to Tecton:
... what did I do?

Message #3528       Sent by Tecton
8/07/2:05 Http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/comment/188292/#Comment_188292.

You sent the following message to Tecton:
Oh god I thought I was in trouble JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TECTON.

You sent the following message to Tecton:
Eeeeeee .

So what did I do today? I had a heart attack, that's what.

Bluef

I me some @Peak but I swear he has a spidey sense about when I have credits to spend! So yeah, I finally bought a hookah today.

Sarieno

Nothing too exciting so far. I got the letter I had been expecting from one of my Ministers and his ideas are really good.  I answered my protege's questions about fishing, and now I'm idling at Crossroads twiddling my thumbs.

Greys

I convinced the Targossas CT to sing hunting songs.

Rohai

I am so relieved that there is not a log to accompany the above post.

Ruth

Finally placed in a request for a new charge to be added through an herald.

Went sailing for a bit, then dropped anchor somewhere.

Talked to Orzaansyn.

Spoke to Rasputtin.

Conversed with Karthys about his own submission to his past contest and rated it.

Klendathu

This:

Entering the main gate of Ashtan.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The world of people abruptly 
replaces the world of plains here, at the entrance to the city of Ashtan. Cobblestone streets 
stretch in many directions, houses and buildings of countless designs leading up to a grand statue 
to the north. The maze of opportunity and achievement that is this grand city-state begins at this 
spot beneath the arches of its main gates. The ivy clinging to the archway is the last victim of the 
wind of the plains that blows through this entrance, only to be snuffed out by the shelter and calm 
within. !!! SHRINE OF BABEL !!! A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A furry little 
humgii sits here, a hungry expression in his wide eyes. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a 
wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. There are 2 Shadow Amazons here. A gleaming wooden sign is 
posted here. Polished marble gleaming, the Effigy of Victory resides here, a testament to the favour 
of the Great Mother. A sentry of the Vanguard maintains his vigil, a flame-blackened bardiche 
planted beside him. Wielding his hammer, a great granite statue of the ice giant, Oughlor stands 
sentinel. The impressive black and gold city gates of Ashtan tower above you. Casually sending 
electricity to dance between the fingers of her iron gauntlet, a smirking War Witch of Ashtan stands 
guard. Encased in gold-plated armour, a knight of the Illuminati stands motionless in silent vigil. 
A noble hippogriff flaps its wings in agitation here.  You may ENTER SUBDIVISION from here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south, and northwest.
5345h|100%, 6194m|99%, 94%e, 99%w ex|cdbk-[as]N|NE|NW|S 12:44:04.229(-26m, 0.4%) 
Dajio appears from out of nowhere.
Dajio leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into your unsuspecting back!
Your shield completely absorbs the damage. <<< Love that shield!
Your insomnia has cleared up.
5345h|100%, 6210m|99%, 94%e, 99%w ex|cdbk[stun]-[as]N|NE|NW|S 12:44:08.547(+16m, 0.3%) 
Palming a sharpened dirk, a Shadow Amazon swipes it across Dajio's throat.
5345h|100%, 6210m|99%, 94%e, 99%w ex|cdbk[stun]-[as]N|NE|NW|S 12:44:08.964
Dajio takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
5345h|100%, 6210m|99%, 94%e, 99%w ex|cdbk[stun]-[as]N|NE|NW|S 12:44:08.977
Dajio eats a potash crystal.
5345h|100%, 6210m|99%, 94%e, 99%w ex|cdbk[stun]-[as]N|NE|NW|S 12:44:08.997
Swiping his bardiche towards Dajio, a sentry of the Vanguard lets loose a roaring streak of furious 
flame.
Palming a sharpened dirk, a Shadow Amazon swipes it across Dajio's throat.
A knight of the Illuminati slams his golden shield into Dajio's head.
Dajio has been slain by a knight of the Illuminati.
A clouded leopard cub falls from Dajio's corpse.
A small grey-brown rattlesnake falls from Dajio's corpse.
An aurum flake falls from Dajio's corpse.
A ferrum flake falls from Dajio's corpse.
A magnesium chip falls from Dajio's corpse.
A pinch of realgar crystals falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval guard falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval guard falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval guard falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval worker falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval drone falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval drone falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval drone falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval drone falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval drone falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval guard falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval guard falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of Kr'Tachi the General falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval worker falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval worker falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval worker falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval worker falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a horkval worker falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a grook child falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a grook scholar falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a grook scholar falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a grook scholar falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a grook scholar falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of Oorangu the Wise falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Khish warrior falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Khish warrior falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a woman of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a woman of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Khish warrior falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of Mixtali, Chieftain of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a child of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a child of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a child of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a woman of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a woman of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a woman of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of Ixtahuitl, Shaman of the Khish falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of an old cave bear falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a bear cub falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a mother bear falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia woman falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia woman falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia woman falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia woman falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia woman falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia native falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia native falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia native falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia native falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of Kh'liosha, Keeper of the Sacred Flame falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia native falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of Kaur'lik, a burly hunter falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia native falls from Dajio's corpse.
A plumbum flake falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of Ma'luiztli, a Shala-Khulia guard falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of a Shala-Khulia native falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of Coametu, a Shala-Khulia guard falls from Dajio's corpse.
The corpse of Tu'liak, Chieftain of Shala-Khulia falls from Dajio's corpse.

Hilariously incompetent.

Daslin

Dajio tried to backstab gank me in Moghedu twice... He failed. So I got that goin' for me, which is good.

Then I sniped Dajio out while he was fighting @Chiam. So that was cool. His skin really pulls the room together, man.

Trey

Dude if you're not careful the Legion of the Fang is gonna fucking get you...

The Clan head of Legion of the Fang is Dajio Ward.

The leadership positions are:

     No leadership structure

There are 1 active members in this clan.

... carry on.

Jhui

Defiled outside of Targ.  @Linus‌ is doing good things for Targossas and turning them into something more than a bunch of sissies. Fun to see.

Skirmed on Mhaldor island.  @Xinna is doing good things but Mhaldor is still a bunch of sissies.  They just have spears and Nagas.  I could see Targ doing big things with those.  Aka Mhaldor you suck.

1v1'd a few people.  I am afraid to lose as artied staff monk so I play in a very annoying way because I don't want the shame of losing (again).  I should probably change that mindset.

tldr;  Mhaldor = sissies, Targ = graduating from sissyhood, Jhui = sissy

Aegoth

Got rekt by annoying artied staff  monk

Klendathu

Aegoth said:

Got rekt by annoying artied staff  monk

Yeah, but everyone knows he plays in a very annoying way

Traelor

So I'm standing at the arena, grading spars and thinking exclusively about combat, when out of nowhere this happens:

@Iofielle says in a soft, musical voice, "Strawberries aren't blue."
Iofielle gives a pained sigh.

Love that woman.

Crono

Got bored and starting killing rats...until I realized it took two drawslashes to kill an old rat.  In arash. *weeps*

Zii

Joined a raid group.  Mudlet buffer snagged up, as usual.  I die.

I used to be level 91.  I'm currently 77.  Why do I continue to do this?

Kayeil

I was surprised with 1005 frosted sugar cookies today. They were given to me one by one... I now have more cookies than Cyrene does. Take that pastry mongers!

And the song that must go along with such an occasion...

Isaiah

decided it was a good idea to tempt fate and steal from said artied staff monk... Still alive and reaping the benefits of a bountiful harvest!

@jhui, thanks for talking to be about it after and giving me the go ahead to continue to... Eh... Not stealing but you giving without me asking, Your stuff. 

#sharingiscaring #noselfishnessforlife

Mishgul

been there done that. though admittely 84 - 64 is not as bad as 91 to 77. Bashing through the 80 is a severe pain

Jacen

Yeah, stories like that kinda scare me from diving head first into conflict. Especially if it drags Hashan in with me and I'm subjecting a lot of people to the same potential for losses.

Oceana

Caught a salmon, messed up a concoction of 10 health elixirs (Gods knows why, I make so many of them, how can they go wrong?), changed the house announce, got attention from a trio of Mhaldorians (unless someone was hiding, a quartet?), sent a firefly with a message.

Trilliana

went fishing, submitted designs, sent a letter to a denizen (for the first time! So cool!) anndddd... prepped for a get-together thing.

Also designing a kilt.

Alynna

Lurked at Stygian, wearing my big 'please RP with me sign,' no one did. I left

Herenicus

Caught up with my correspondence. Maybe I can learn to do this OOCly.

Aegoth

Alynna said:

Lurked at Stygian, wearing my big 'please RP with me sign,' no one did. I left

That's because you play when i'm at work, dear

Siduri

I made motherfudging jokes on CT.