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  • RohaiRohai Member Posts: 451 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    edited August 2014

    I'm imagining Sarapis like Ceiling Cat now.

    (But also I'm sorry you saw folks doing that, I've walked into similar situations before and it's not good feels (on an alt years and years ago, not anyone who's around now!).)

  • TiselTisel Member Posts: 60 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Sarapis said:

    Accidentally saw some people having mudsex. Ugh. I try to avoid ever seeing that, but sometimes I'm watching everything going on and there it is, in my face.

    In a RPI game I used to run, I learned to never search for "chest" (and a number of innocent words) in the logs.

  • TillieTillie VAMember Posts: 154 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Was yesterday, but:

    @Hasar gave me a fried rat on a stick.

    Probably for being a heathen.


  • KayeilKayeil Washington StateMember Posts: 2,824 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Bluef said:

    I found out that my class is potentially being gutted and turned into something I might not even want to play anymore, giving me terrible flashbacks of the disappointment and turmoil that was the emergence of the Limorasi in Imperian. Oh, joy. :(

    Whaaat? No.  :( I like shaman the way it is (just a few fixes necessary.)

    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

  • IsaiahIsaiah GeorgiaMember Posts: 164 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Aegoth said:
    Alynna said:

    Lurked at Stygian, wearing my big 'please RP with me sign,' no one did. I left :(

    That's because you play when i'm at work, dear


    What are you talking about? You mean you actually know how to RP?! You have been trollololing me this whole time gah!!!

    Eat like a caveman, train like a beast. Champions are not born, they are made. 

  • SaevaSaeva Member Posts: 1,946 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Tillie said:
    Was yesterday, but:

    @Hasar gave me a fried rat on a stick.

    Probably for being a heathen.


    It starts with a rat on a stick. Next thing you know, you're his protege and he's abusing you and trying to block you in rooms to behead you.

  • CynlaelCynlael Member Posts: 3,257 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    And then him dying inside his own retardation vibe.

  • BluefBluef DelosMember Posts: 2,176 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    Today I did this: 

    Bluef Shayan'Kor, the Somnolent Wytch (female Siren Sorceress)

    So far, hunting with the additional INT is fan-fricking-tastic. 

  • RuthRuth SingaporeMember Posts: 2,700 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited August 2014
    Got harassed by a divine earlier.
    Made a mistake of buying 400cr, but I really needed it.
    Went humgii racing, won 99cr off of 20 tickets spent. (Still have 15 left.)
    Went fishing.
    Swam in Mhaldor's gold, fiddled with Ministry funds before I rolled out of gold mountain.
    Worked hard on a design, got interrupted by Ashtani border raid mid-design. Was fun, though. Just wished I had a better variety of people around to help.

    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"


  • LinusLinus Member Posts: 29 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished

    Talked to Aurora some  more,  customized my mace into a charred steel mace, questioned what order I should join

  • MorthifMorthif Member Posts: 1,735 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Linus said:

    Talked to Aurora some  more,  customized my mace into a charred steel mace, questioned what order I should join

    buddy your mace gives it all away. Besides Caefir have a good track record of being Minister's of War and Mithridates is being deployed in a few months...

  • IsaiahIsaiah GeorgiaMember Posts: 164 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished

    defended Glorious Mhaldor from the throws of Ashani socialism. Killed Kadin with said Artie monk in the room making attacking a living hell.


    Eat like a caveman, train like a beast. Champions are not born, they are made. 

  • BluefBluef DelosMember Posts: 2,176 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Ha, that jester is still roaming around?  He once went up against @Beya in a performance duel that...ended badly! ;)

  • SarienoSarieno Spokane, WAMember Posts: 127 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished

    Uh, let's recap yesterday, since nothing's happened today yet for me...

    Let's see... Sari lost @Praxides in a duel to @Tharvis. Reviewed and posted some stuff for one of the Ministries under my oversight, ho-checked one of the other Ministries, then hunted out a few choice areas. Other recent events I can't mentally place include trying to very patiently explain to a Mhaldorian who didn't speak Achaean very well about precisely -why- she was enemied, and listening to a lot of mildly to massively incorrect Hashani gossip.

    twitter - @spacemanreno
  • AchimrstAchimrst NatureMember Posts: 3,608 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    I had a nice chat with @Bluef in the Northern Ithmia after an extermination by @Vicious and @Isaiah caused the Eastern Ithmia to be forest bound! I was clearly paranoid about Hashani serpent pulling me into a Hashani totem so I put up a stone wall and I think it scared some Hashani Magi who was wandering around us as we talked.

    Then of course @Tyamat came poking around to see what we were up to and rudely didn't ask us. Fun times.

  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!Member Posts: 3,107 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Twilight said:

    Ourania said:
    Tecton said:

    Take it from me, checking something and seeing mudsex is like walking in on your parents having sex. Imagine the face that you'd make... it probably matches ours. :smiley: 

    ETA: I think the awesome Ms. Marbles did it best...

    Swiftly followed by NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. Happens when I forget to check what a player is doing and I want to go speak to them. I start talking when invisible in the room and I am like the picture above before making the most hasty exit known to divine kind.

    Ugh, yes. That's the worst part. Beginning to RP with them and then realizing that, well, they're not ready for that yet.

    Just slap them with a shadow tentacle or something! Or command a random npc to enter the room and start eating a snack while your attention makes a quick run for it.

    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • TiselTisel Member Posts: 60 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished

    My favorite trick was to animate the cute critter that was always there, lamb, kitten, puppy, or whatever. Whimpering, whining or bleating was always helpful. o:)

  • TeshaTesha Member Posts: 2,989 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    I emailed customisations. Let the nervous email checking every 5 minutes commence. 

     i'm a rebel

  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, FloridaMember Posts: 5,161 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I've been doing that for weeks. Email is such a taunter. :(

    As for what happened to me today, to sum it up:

    The Asylum of the Lord of the Underworld (indoors).
    There are 3 steel-encased Death Knights here. Lord Ugrach stands to his full, gargantuan height and reviews his demesne with haughty pleasure. A deadly obsidian scorpion lurks in the shadows, clicking its pincers restlessly.
    You see a single exit leading west.
    You are transported by the power of the Divine.
    5172h, 6126m, 23630e, 28175w exk|- 
    A steel-encased Death Knight rises to his full height with a glare of unmitigated evil that pulls at your insides. The accompanying slash comes fast and low.
    A steel-encased Death Knight slashes brutally with his weapon, sending pain and horror along it toward you.
    A steel-encased Death Knight rises to his full height with a glare of unmitigated evil that pulls at your insides. The accompanying slash comes fast and low.
    You have been slain by a steel-encased Death Knight.
    0h, 6126m, 23630e, 28175w ex|- [bld(200)](sip health|outr kola|eat kola|outr potash|eat 
    potash)(-5172 Health, 100.0%) 

    (svo): We died.
    (p) 0h, 6126m, 23630e, 28175w ex|- 
    You are dead and cannot do that.

    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • JhaeliJhaeli Member Posts: 542 @ - Epic Achaean
    edited August 2014

    After pointing out that my tarantula was in the room, @Melodie got a little... upset. Eventually, I picked him up. Then she said:

    Melodie Le'Murzen, Ephebe of Neraeos asks you with a flowing, cultured accent, "May I hop into your arms for protection from the icky spider?"

    Sir Aerek Ancyrion says, "I see how it is."

    You say in a low, melodic voice, "Of course, dearest."

    You say in a low, melodic voice, "...although he's currently in my arms too."

    Melodie Le'Murzen, Ephebe of Neraeos says with a flowing, cultured accent, "..."

    So I spent the day teasing Melodie, among other things.

    "Gilgamesh, where are you hurrying to? You will never find that [everlasting] life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death, but life they retained in their own keeping. As for you, Gilgamesh, fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice. Let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your wife happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man." 

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