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Accidentally saw some people having mudsex. Ugh. I try to avoid ever seeing that, but sometimes I'm watching everything going on and there it is, in my face.
I'm imagining Sarapis like Ceiling Cat now.
(But also I'm sorry you saw folks doing that, I've walked into similar situations before and it's not good feels (on an alt years and years ago, not anyone who's around now!).)
In a RPI game I used to run, I learned to never search for "chest" (and a number of innocent words) in the logs.
Best "I walked into mudsex" moment ever was many years ago. The two comically ill-informed participants (they had clearly never had actual sex) were text-fumbling about each other, getting all sorts of anatomy things wrong, and I was laughing so hard I called the rest of the Gods and we all sat invisible in the same room as the two of them, chuckling our asses off on the gods channel.
I'm starting to wonder if you in fact did 'accidently' walk in on the previous mudsex session you talked about.
Take it from me, checking something and seeing mudsex is like walking in on your parents having sex. Imagine the face that you'd make... it probably matches ours.
ETA: I think the awesome Ms. Marbles did it best...
I am a parent, it's just as horrific, if not more so, from the other side of the bondage-swing bedroom door.
Swiftly followed by NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. Happens when I forget to check what a player is doing and I want to go speak to them. I start talking when invisible in the room and I am like the picture above before making the most hasty exit known to divine kind.
Whaaat? No.
I like shaman the way it is (just a few fixes necessary.)
Ugh, yes. That's the worst part. Beginning to RP with them and then realizing that, well, they're not ready for that yet.
@Aegoth
What are you talking about? You mean you actually know how to RP?! You have been trollololing me this whole time gah!!!
Eat like a caveman, train like a beast. Champions are not born, they are made.
It starts with a rat on a stick. Next thing you know, you're his protege and he's abusing you and trying to block you in rooms to behead you.
And then him dying inside his own retardation vibe.
Today I did this:
Bluef Shayan'Kor, the Somnolent Wytch (female Siren Sorceress)
So far, hunting with the additional INT is fan-fricking-tastic.
Album of Bluef during her time in Achaea
Made a mistake of buying 400cr, but I really needed it.
Went humgii racing, won 99cr off of 20 tickets spent. (Still have 15 left.)
Went fishing.
Swam in Mhaldor's gold, fiddled with Ministry funds before I rolled out of gold mountain.
Worked hard on a design, got interrupted by Ashtani border raid mid-design. Was fun, though. Just wished I had a better variety of people around to help.
Talked to Aurora some more, customized my mace into a charred steel mace, questioned what order I should join
buddy your mace gives it all away. Besides Caefir have a good track record of being Minister's of War and Mithridates is being deployed in a few months...
defended Glorious Mhaldor from the throws of Ashani socialism. Killed Kadin with said Artie monk in the room making attacking a living hell.
#ffsnerfthatstaff
Eat like a caveman, train like a beast. Champions are not born, they are made.
Album of Bluef during her time in Achaea
Uh, let's recap yesterday, since nothing's happened today yet for me...
Let's see... Sari lost @Praxides in a duel to @Tharvis. Reviewed and posted some stuff for one of the Ministries under my oversight, ho-checked one of the other Ministries, then hunted out a few choice areas. Other recent events I can't mentally place include trying to very patiently explain to a Mhaldorian who didn't speak Achaean very well about precisely -why- she was enemied, and listening to a lot of mildly to massively incorrect Hashani gossip.
twitter - @spacemanreno
I think I was propositioned by the Jester that @Jukilian had mentioned, but I'm not really sure.
Said no to his offer, and he started stabbing me, typical man.
Outside of that, found out the new temple in Hashan is complete and looks awesome, congratulations on the new crib @Twilight.
I had a nice chat with @Bluef in the Northern Ithmia after an extermination by @Vicious and @Isaiah caused the Eastern Ithmia to be forest bound! I was clearly paranoid about Hashani serpent pulling me into a Hashani totem so I put up a stone wall and I think it scared some Hashani Magi who was wandering around us as we talked.
Then of course @Tyamat came poking around to see what we were up to and rudely didn't ask us. Fun times.
Congratulations, your design sketch of furry pink leather boots has been approved by the craft guild!
Congratulations, your design sketch of a great kilt of pink and purple tartan has been approved by the craft guild!
muahahaha This amuses me so much.
Just slap them with a shadow tentacle or something! Or command a random npc to enter the room and start eating a snack while your attention makes a quick run for it.
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
My favorite trick was to animate the cute critter that was always there, lamb, kitten, puppy, or whatever. Whimpering, whining or bleating was always helpful.
I emailed customisations. Let the nervous email checking every 5 minutes commence.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
After pointing out that my tarantula was in the room, @Melodie got a little... upset. Eventually, I picked him up. Then she said:
Melodie Le'Murzen, Ephebe of Neraeos asks you with a flowing, cultured accent, "May I hop into your arms for protection from the icky spider?"
Sir Aerek Ancyrion says, "I see how it is."
You say in a low, melodic voice, "Of course, dearest."
You say in a low, melodic voice, "...although he's currently in my arms too."
Melodie Le'Murzen, Ephebe of Neraeos says with a flowing, cultured accent, "..."
So I spent the day teasing Melodie, among other things.
"Gilgamesh, where are you hurrying to? You will never find that [everlasting] life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death, but life they retained in their own keeping. As for you, Gilgamesh, fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice. Let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your wife happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man."