Memorable quotes

Jiraishin

Skye said:

Damn y'all wanting me to get processed too, but I'm probably excluded from the gene pool  

This is like the Achaean version:

"WHAT KIND OF SPECIMEN ARE YOU?! TAKE OUR QUIZ AND FIND OUT!"

@Tvistor said that Jiraishin being added to the strain would produce a "timeline where all their supersoldiers now refuse to stop lurking in alleyways and have a crippling kawhe addiction."

Synthus

Acquisition of sub-standard specimen data, designation Synthus, submitted for assessment by Balan'ukia.
...
Specimen data accepted for processing, incorporating superior communication abilities into the Meld.

And then the Tsol'teth never shut up and drove everyone across Sapience insane by overusing five-sovereign words in each and every sentence.

Minifie

Talking with Mindshell:

You tell Mindshell, \\ https://i.imgflip.com/30298k.jpg."

Mindshell sadly tells you, "// magi always breaks everything."

You tell Mindshell, "\\it IS a prep class!"

Mindshell laughingly tells you, "// oh shush."

42) Mindshell told You: Your foot comes down on a caltrop, a spike of pain driving into the soul of your foot. - You realise that your heroic actions can no longer continue unnoticed, and you take it upon yourself to rectify the situation.

43) Mindshell told You: Apparently my foot has a soul.

44) Mindshell told You: Learnt something new today.

45) You told Mindshell: \\Does it sing james brown to you every night?

46) Mindshell told You: \\Might be what puts me to sleep.

Vinzent

(Market): Hailqas'an says, "Splicing together gourmet sustenance from the best specimens. The Undinky Barrel coming soon, now with palatable stock."

RIP @Skye.

Veldrin

Vinzent said:

(Market): Hailqas'an says, "Splicing together gourmet sustenance from the best specimens. The Undinky Barrel coming soon, now with palatable stock."

RIP @Skye.

as a follow up

Skye B. Anchors, Tempest of Neraeos shouts, "Listen here you... you... designer half-breed! That is my lease and my name above the door! Shove that in your pudding and shove the pudding up your obsolete baby maker!"

Minifie

  
       

Skye

This is Skye's face right now.

Pyori

Can confirm. She came to huffing to battlements shortly before I logged.

a n g e r y.

Adrik

That's so fucking good omg

Tesha

Eryl tells you, "Uh. I ain't sure just what I missed here, but uh, is there gonna be a post 'er somethin' explainin' WHY THE HELL WE JUST ALLIED WITH THEM ASSBUCKETIN' FISHSUCKERS?"

Torinn

What the ffffffffffudge (Sorry @Cooper they probably dance better than you)

Accipiter

I was in the wrong thread.

Archaeon

Nahu'an says, "The porcine possesses ama-silon traits. Curious."
Adrik says with a Jaruvian accent, "Ama-silon?"
Gattan'bahar stares implacably at Nahu'an.
Nahu'an says, "Ama-silon. Human. Female."

Adrik

I have so many memorable quotes for this.

Gattan'bahar says to Nahu'an, "We shall engage in this 'chess'. Designation Gattan'bahar claims designations Ama-maalier, 

Terrin'tuuran, Kaama'lier, and Silon'ukia as pieces."

Nahu'an says to Gattan'bahar, "Negotiations for Silon'ukia. Viable?"

Gattan'bahar says to Nahu'an, "Negative. Silon'ukia required for planned strategy."

Nahu'an sniffs once more, then nods.

Gattan'bahar says, "Eight is an inefficient number. Sixths are optimal."

Nahu'an says, "Hailqas'an expresses inexplicable interest in unprocessed porcine."

Archaeon says, "Hailqas'an, she was unraveled by Ashtani?"

Gattan'bahar creases her brow in a frown.

Mezghar says in a rumbling, basso voice, "I have told her the pig is not up for negotiation."

Nahu'an says to Farrah, "Why do you placate the unprocessed porcine, morain-Farrah?"

Nahu'an says, "Placation of the First natives was proven ineffective and discontinued."

Farrah says to Nahu'an, "It makes her happy, which makes my subordinate happy. Happy subordinates

function better."

Nahu'an says, "The porcine possesses ama-silon traits. Curious."

You say with a Jaruvian accent, "Ama-silon?"

Mezghar says in a rumbling, basso voice, "I also have Terrin'ukia and Gattan'lier."

Nahu'an says, "Natives commemorate near-processing with honorary figurines."

Nahu'an says, "Curious."

Gattan'bahar says, "Progenitor possesses figurine?"

I fucking love the Tsol'teth omg

Iloisee

God, they're adorable.

Doriel

Ashtan allies with Tsol’teth when?



I mean, uhh, when do we get to kill them all?

Skye

The wizard Hycanthus tells you, "You there, the chef."

You tell the wizard Hycanthus, "Yes?"

His outraged bluster rudely interrupted, the wizard Hycanthus is consumed by the surging tide.

Torrent

Adrik said:

I have so many memorable quotes for this.

Gattan'bahar says to Nahu'an, "We shall engage in this 'chess'. Designation Gattan'bahar claims designations Ama-maalier, 

Terrin'tuuran, Kaama'lier, and Silon'ukia as pieces."

Nahu'an says to Gattan'bahar, "Negotiations for Silon'ukia. Viable?"

Gattan'bahar says to Nahu'an, "Negative. Silon'ukia required for planned strategy."

Nahu'an sniffs once more, then nods.

Gattan'bahar says, "Eight is an inefficient number. Sixths are optimal."

Nahu'an says, "Hailqas'an expresses inexplicable interest in unprocessed porcine."

Archaeon says, "Hailqas'an, she was unraveled by Ashtani?"

Gattan'bahar creases her brow in a frown.

Mezghar says in a rumbling, basso voice, "I have told her the pig is not up for negotiation."

Nahu'an says to Farrah, "Why do you placate the unprocessed porcine, morain-Farrah?"

Nahu'an says, "Placation of the First natives was proven ineffective and discontinued."

Farrah says to Nahu'an, "It makes her happy, which makes my subordinate happy. Happy subordinates

function better."

Nahu'an says, "The porcine possesses ama-silon traits. Curious."

You say with a Jaruvian accent, "Ama-silon?"

Mezghar says in a rumbling, basso voice, "I also have Terrin'ukia and Gattan'lier."

Nahu'an says, "Natives commemorate near-processing with honorary figurines."

Nahu'an says, "Curious."

Gattan'bahar says, "Progenitor possesses figurine?"

I fucking love the Tsol'teth omg

I do gotta give the admins who play these lots of props!! The speech patterns and clinical analysis is nice!! Its IG insanity done right!

Atalkez

Was the other day but

(Party): Tesha says, “Geez, who put retardation here.”
(Party): Tesha says, “Oh right it’s mine.”
(Party): Gattan’bahar says, “We assess this with certainty.”

Astarod

You see Minister Zhedan Naharis, the Shadow Centurion yell, "Help! Help!"
A strong voice calls out, "Hashan security! Open this door now!" as the door to the west receives a sharp pounding.
A strong voice calls out, "Hashan security! Open this door now!" as the door to the west receives a sharp pounding.
A strong voice calls out, "Hashan security! Open this door now!" as the door to the west receives a sharp pounding.
You see Minister Zhedan Naharis, the Shadow Centurion yell, "Help! Help!"
A strong voice calls out, "Hashan security! Open this door now!" as the door to the west receives a sharp pounding.
A strong voice calls out, "Hashan security! Open this door now!" as the door to the west receives a sharp pounding.
A strong voice calls out, "Hashan security! Open this door now!" as the door to the west receives a sharp pounding.

Awkward.

Jiraishin

Somebody help me, I'm too young to die

Gattan'bahar says, "Anathema god sends designation Jiraishin visions?" 

You say with a harsh Western accent, "He did. He was displeased with my defiance."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "I survived, and learned things about His servants."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "As my primary purpose is information, this is useful."

Gattan'bahar says, "Such things are not worth the price. This is proven."

Gattan'bahar creases her brow in a frown.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "I had no choice in the visions. Extracting useful information was the best outcome."

Gattan'bahar nods.

Farrah says, "A major source of the problem was an item we stole something from Him. It has since been destroyed."

Farrah frowns at you.

Gattan'bahar says, "This is efficient. Immediate termination would be optimal."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Visions were ended prematurely by two rituals of my God, as well, undertaken by His followers."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Mezghar, Farrah, Halos."

Mezghar says in a rumbling, basso voice, "Yes."

Trusad'an says in a smooth, baritone voice, "We do not understand why you do not submit for immediate termination on receipt of visions."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "I did. Mezghar and Farrah can attest."

Yen nods her head at you.

Gattan'bahar purses her lips, deep in thought.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "This was chosen as the better option. My usefulness was retained, His influence destroyed."

Yen says to you, "In the Lord's Flame, yes?"

You nod your head emphatically.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "The Lord of Righteousness has much power against His old enemy."

Trusad'an says in a smooth, baritone voice, "Visions cause instability. Instability endangers the race. It is logical to immediately self-terminate to minimise risk to the race."

Trusad'an says in a smooth, baritone voice, "Endangering the race does not contribute to the furtherance of the lines."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "I would agree. I do not think Farrah and Mezghar would. So I will let them make the arguments."

Trusad'an says in a smooth, baritone voice, "Thus, termination."

Mezghar says in a rumbling, basso voice, "Our methods were efficient, as was required. There is no argument to be made."

Shub says in a hoarse, chirping voice, "To borrow a phrase,, I suppose Jiraishin here had to be one of our burdened few."

Gattan'bahar says, "Such a thing is always chosen."

Gattan'bahar creases her brow in a frown. You say with a harsh Western accent, "In a sense, I chose long ago."

Yen ponders the situation.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "I survived two types of taint, Mhaldor and Babel's, to walk away from it."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "So I know how to survive it, and report on it."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "This is my choice, how to be useful."

Gattan'bahar purses her lips, deep in thought.

Farrah says, "We were there to restrain him, fortunately."

Farrah stares implacably at you.

You nod your head emphatically.

Gattan'bahar nods.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Without others to observe, restrain, and use me, I would be of no use."

You frown and say with a harsh Western accent, "Or little."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Not no use, but not enough to justify my continued life."

Mezghar says in a rumbling, basso voice, "It is our duty to know what is necessary. Termination was not yet necessary."

Gattan'bahar says, "Minor instability can be tolerated in sufficiently valued assets."

Gattan'bahar nods.

Mezghar nods at Gattan'bahar.

Trusad'an says in a smooth, baritone voice, "Predictability of episodes is necessary."

You nod your head at Trusad'an.

Gattan'bahar says, "Countermeasures must be prepared for worst case scenario."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Farrah is fully capable of killing me, with or without my consent." 

You say with a harsh Western accent, "I have confidence in this."

Gattan'bahar ponders Farrah with a contemplative expression.

 Gattan'bahar nods.

Atalkez

Gattan is my favorite, especially when she told me I should stick to practicing after my shitty joke

Jiraishin

Oh, and for anyone who read Adrik's quote on the Black Wave thread and wondered how we ended up listening to a translated tsol'teth joke, this log happened just after the one I posted above and before the one Adrik posted.

You say to Saelily with a harsh Western accent, "Do you have anything to add,
incidentally?"

You say to Saelily with a harsh Western accent, "I apologise for my rudeness in
not greeting you."

Saelily says in a chipper voice, "... I thin' all us 'surface' folk have little
mind for strategy or collective focus..."

Farrah stares implacably at you.

Saelily beams broadly.

Adrik stares implacably at Saelily.

You say to Farrah with a harsh Western accent, "What?"

You say to Saelily with a harsh Western accent, "That is a tad unfair."

Trusad'an says in a smooth, baritone voice, "We have noted this proclivity from
many."

Saelily nods slowly with a lingering smile.

Saelily says in a chipper voice, "Unfair to all, but not mos'..."

You tell Farrah, "Am I being eerily polite again?"

You say with a harsh Western accent, "Ah, but this city is not most."

Saelily thoughtfully taps her lips with a finger.

Farrah tells you, "Yes."

You say with a harsh Western accent, "We strive to be better."

Saelily says in a chipper voice, "Seems not... Yer shifts may well open more
eyes... far more than Hashan, surely..."

Gattan'bahar says, "Designation Jiraishin does not conform to previously
observed behavioural patterns."

Gattan'bahar creases her brow in a frown.

You have emoted: Jiraishin cocks his head to one side questioningly.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "How not?"

Gattan'bahar says, "Does not conform."

Gattan'bahar ponders the situation.

Atalkez says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "You are being nice."

Farrah nods her head affirmatively.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "I am acting as the situation requires."

Gattan'bahar ponders the situation.

Mezghar says quietly in a rumbling, basso voice, "This is one of his episodes."

Atalkez eyes you warily for a moment, looking for signs of concern.

You stare implacably at Mezghar.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "It is not. It is perfectly rational."

Gattan'bahar says, "Predictable episode?"

Adrik nods his head at Gattan'bahar.

Gattan'bahar nods.

Mezghar says in a rumbling, basso voice, "Predictable, yes."

You have emoted: Jiraishin shakes his head.

You say with a harsh Western accent, "This is their attempt at humour."

Adrik says with a Jaruvian accent, "He will deny it."

Gattan'bahar says, "Negative."

Trusad'an says in a smooth, baritone voice, "Humour is known to us."

My friends are jerks

Athelas

As a player ... I'm GREEN WITH TSOL'TETH ENVY!!

Meanwhile in Athelas's head: These Tsol'teth are little more than children with too much power!

Jiraishin

Athelas said:

As a player ... I'm GREEN WITH TSOL'TETH ENVY!!

Meanwhile in Athelas's head: These Tsol'teth are little more than children with too much power!

We're ALL little more than children with too much power. Jiraishin and Mezghar have killed each other in the name of a practical joke then used force abilities to make the other apologize, Atalkez pioneered the family tradition of praying silently at public prayers in a way that coincidentally looks just like Monk Deliverance, and Adrik threatens to kneecap people when he doesn't get his way.

Farrah is the closest thing we have to a resident adult, and she's more like the older sibling who got pressed into babysitting and being responsible till Firedad gets home from work.

Shub

Jiraishin says with a harsh Western accent, "The final member of our family.
Atalkez, Issam, Mezghar, myself."
Jiraishin says with a harsh Western accent, "Now you have met all of us."
Trusad'an says in a smooth, baritone voice, "Four is less than five."
Trusad'an says in a smooth, baritone voice, "We recommend inclusion of an additional for improved efficiency."
Farrah says, "The fifth is the porcine creature."
Jiraishin says with a harsh Western accent, "The pig is not one of us."
Farrah says to Jiraishin, "Tell that to Mezghar."

AGAIN WITH THE PIG

Lenn

The pig will be the best Dawnlord. It'll never go dormant!

Shirszae

It'll go bacon instead

Jiraishin

Shirszae said:

It'll go bacon instead

Leather, actually.

Hailqas'an tells you, "After careful consideration, the pig of shi-Targossas
has been deemed superior quality for tailoring material. Send the designation
along, and you may have a portion of the crafted goods."

Atalkez

Mudflower Al’Jafri is a thing.

@Rhivona pls