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  • AntoniusAntonius Member Posts: 4,753 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    That's what happens when you spend all of your time playing with angel goop.
  • TorinnTorinn Member Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Pretty sure that means they're undead and we kill undead around these parts!  Cull the mistweavers!
    Deucalion says, "Torinn is quite nice."
  • AntoniusAntonius Member Posts: 4,753 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Or it means they're over level eighty.
    Torinn
  • TorinnTorinn Member Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    edited February 20
    Oh god are we all undead?!??
    Deucalion says, "Torinn is quite nice."
    IloiseeJiraishinJinos
  • JiraishinJiraishin trapped in a thawing block of iceMember Posts: 1,586 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Antonius said:
    Or it means they're over level eighty.
    If they're over level 80, why are they skeletal? They're -clearly- starving. 
    ________________________
    The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."
  • TahquilTahquil Member Posts: 4,145 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited February 20
    I’ve always assumed the mistweavers are alchemists with some form of heavy metal poisoning. They were making noble sacrifices to their health to always be prepared to defend the Targossian isles should the need arise.
    FinchyTrillianaBoosteya
  • TorinnTorinn Member Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    We have since learned that is not the case!  #SaveMistweavers!
    Deucalion says, "Torinn is quite nice."
    FinchyJinos
  • YgiaYgia Member Posts: 123 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    I think Tahquil is on the right track. I mean, they're from Naxos which is an alchemy place so... Shrug.

    They're just using their magic to barely sustain themselves. Who needs food when you're covered in mercury?
  • JiraishinJiraishin trapped in a thawing block of iceMember Posts: 1,586 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Babel said:
    They might've mist a memo or two.
    I thought I was familiar with the horrors at Babel's command.

    In my arrogance, I never imagined that puns would be among them. 
    ________________________
    The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."
    BoosteyaKatherynnHalosJahrak
  • JinsunJinsun TN, USAMember Posts: 2,908 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    A severed leg comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

    Ummmm I am on a ship alone...


    Those aboard "ANS Blade of Entropy":
    Pirate King Jinsun Ze'Dekiah at Ship bow

    Excuse me, what the fuck?
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  • PyoriPyori Member Posts: 1,314 @ - Epic Achaean
    Babel said:
    They might've mist a memo or two.
    @Penwize you joined the wrong order.

    Boosteya
  • YgiaYgia Member Posts: 123 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished


    (The Players Club): Icraa says, "Looll."

    (The Players Club): Icraa says, "I dont need help with this guy."

    (The Players Club): Icraa says, "He doest chase."

    Taking his eyes as a trophy, the Ear of Kkractle has exterminated Icraa.
    Jahrak
  • DunnDunn The great Buffalo tundraMember, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,067 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Babel said:
    They might've mist a memo or two.
    You don't do much to shake the Dadbel moniker.


    AmunetJinos
  • SobriquetSobriquet Member Posts: 2,264 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    She's not wrong...
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    GalyleoOzmatiah
  • CaelanCaelan Member Posts: 1,452 @ - Epic Achaean
    Veldrin said:
    Background: Lii held a sermon for 20 minutes, halfways through it
    Zekriol's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.
    then at the very end
    - 15:23:37.621 
    Lii says, "You are dismissed unless you'd like to discuss this sermon and or our faith."
    - 15:23:38.663 
    - 15:23:42.621 
    Succumbing to utter exhaustion, Zekriol falls into a deep sleep.
    - 15:23:43.419

    Ha!  Lii, MAS RAPIDO!!

  • SobriquetSobriquet Member Posts: 2,264 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    You have recovered equilibrium.
    You forcefully thrust the palm of your hand in the direction of Keyo and a brilliant orange light
    bursts forth, bringing him to his knees. The fiery luminescence engulfs Keyo's head momentarily,
    exploding in a brilliant display from the back of his skull, leaving nothing but a mindless corpse
    behind.
    You have completed the bounty filed by the City of Hashan, and have received 15500 gold sovereigns.
    You just received message #4287 from Achaea.
    You have slain Keyo.
    A bloodroot leaf falls from Keyo's corpse.
    A bloodroot leaf falls from Keyo's corpse.
    A skullcap flower falls from Keyo's corpse.
    A piece of kelp falls from Keyo's corpse.
    A goldenseal root falls from Keyo's corpse.
    Golden sovereigns spill onto the ground from Keyo's corpse.
    5955h, 6656m, 24506e, 7825w cxkdb-69.8- 15:04:45.181 [ ] - 0 [3][5](-450m, 6.3%)
    5955h, 6656m, 24506e, 7825w cxkdb-69.8- 15:04:45.186 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    You may drink another health or mana elixir. (4.43s)
    5955h, 6656m, 24506e, 7825w cxkdb-69.8- 15:04:45.496 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    (Hashan): Evastiana says, "Greetings."
    5955h, 6656m, 24506e, 7825w cxkdb-69.8- 15:04:45.632 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash. (5.917s)
    5955h, 6656m, 24506e, 7825w cxkdb-69.8- 15:04:46.642 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    You have recovered equilibrium.
    Nothing can be seen here by that name. (6.839s)
    5955h, 6799m, 24538e, 7837w cexkdb-69.8- 15:04:48.892 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    You pick up the corpse of Keyo.
    5955h, 6799m, 24538e, 7837w cexkdb-69.8- 15:04:49.034 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    You pick up 2870 gold sovereigns.
    5955h, 6799m, 24538e, 7837w cexkdb-69.8- 15:04:49.572 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    You put 18370 gold sovereigns in a flame-engulfed pack of cured incubus flesh.
    5955h, 6799m, 24538e, 7837w cexkdb-69.8- 15:04:49.731 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    The soul of Keyo says with a Hashani accent, "Well what the hell."
    5955h, 6799m, 24538e, 7837w cexkdb-69.8- 15:04:50.593 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    An ornate gate. (indoors)
    The heartbeat reaches a pounding, wild crescendo then suddenly stops. A heavy gate of platinum and
    onyx stands to the north and is decorated with the carving of a naked, writhing Siren, face twisted
    with ecstasy, surrounded by roses and lying on a grand bed. Next to her, rendered in excruciating
    detail, is a gagged and bound male dwarf, a look of horror spread across his broad face. The gate's
    handle is carved from bleached white bone in the shape of a slithering viper. Dusty, damp cobwebs
    hang in great folds from the ceiling, some of them drooping nearly to the floor and binding a
    variety of strange insects. A softly glowing scalpel lies on the ground here. There are 2 bloodroot
    leaves in 2 groups here. A skullcap flower lies here. A piece of dried-out kelp has been left here.
    A goldenseal root is here. The soul of Keyo roams the land, bodiless.
    You see a single exit leading north.
    A wormhole is here, leading to: An infernal operating room (#3352) in Belladona.
    5955h, 6799m, 24538e, 7837w cexkdb-69.8- 15:04:51.331 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    You drop the corpse of Keyo.
    5955h, 6799m, 24570e, 7849w cexkdb-69.8- 15:04:53.773 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    Laying your hands on the corpse, you search out the remnants of its aura. A fine white mist rises up
    from the dead flesh, and you bend over and suck the mist into your lungs. The truename of Keyo is
    now yours!
    5955h, 6799m, 24570e, 7839w cxkdb-69.8- 15:04:54.547 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    You breathe a sigh of comfort as the flailing tentacles recede back into your body.
    5955h, 6799m, 24570e, 7839w cxkdb-69.8- 15:04:55.367 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    The soul of Keyo says with a Hashani accent, "I was winning."
    5955h, 6942m, 24602e, 7851w cxkdb-69.8- 15:04:57.510 [ ] - 0 [3][5](+143m, 2.0%)
    You have recovered equilibrium. (3.113s)
    5955h, 6942m, 24602e, 7851w cexkdb-69.8- 15:04:57.660 [ ] - 0 [3][5]
    You pick up the corpse of Keyo.
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    JinosShirszaeCaelanNyneve
  • JiraishinJiraishin trapped in a thawing block of iceMember Posts: 1,586 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Farrah said:

    Background: The Al'Jafris always like to do 'emote bows his head in silent prayer' during prayer services and trigger everybody's deliverance highlights.


    Mezghar bows his head in silent prayer, hands clasped before him within the sleeves of opulent purple robes of dreadpilar silk.

    Jiraishin bows his head in silent prayer.

    Farrah bows her head in prayer, silently, but not quite as silently as an Al'Jafri.

    [Prayer begins]


    Serphenia says in a passionate, angelic voice, "With fiery conviction, we pray, O Bloodsworn."

    Icraa chants in Targossian with a rough, Xorani accent, "Let us not be silent, for Good demands the resolute."

    Ygia chants with an archaic, Eastern accent, "...Let us not be silent, for Good demands the resolute."

    Jursi's breath crackles and sparks as she says, "Let us not be silent, for Good demands the resolute."

    (The Farrem): Jiraishin says, "What a pointed prayer."

    (The Farrem): Mezghar says, "Yeah I feel targeted."

    You left out the next bit.

    You have emoted: Jiraishin stands in resolute silence, taking in the scene.

    ________________________
    The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."
    IloiseeNyneveTesha
  • GalyleoGalyleo Member Posts: 35
    (Cyrene): Bronislav says, "Yeah. Apparently, I'm absorbing life at an increased rate."

    (Cyrene): Bronislav sceptically says, "..I have no idea what that means."

    (Cyrene): Lavanda says, "It means you're an apostate. Please report to the gallows."

    (Cyrene): Perl says, "We have gallows? Phelia? could you meet them there...."

    (Cyrene): Lavanda says, "We do not. But I'm making a point that we could."

    (Cyrene): Shihai says, "Increased experience gain, Bronislav!"

    (Cyrene): Eluveitie says, "I was excited for these gallows."

    (Cyrene): Faur says, "Which Phelia?"

    (Cyrene): Perl says, "Good question."

    (Cyrene): Shihai says, "Wait no, misheard ya, sorry!"

    (Cyrene): Phelia says, "THERE IS ONLY ONE."

    (Cyrene): Faur says, "There are TWO."

    (Cyrene): Lavanda says, "Not by my math."

    (Cyrene): Perl says, "There are two...."

    (Cyrene): Perl says, "Now three."

    (Cyrene): Eluveitie says, "Can I be Phelia?"

    (Cyrene): Erza says, "Quick! They're multiplying!"

    (Cyrene): Perl says, "Of course you can!"

    (Cyrene): Phelia says, "AH! NO!"

    (Cyrene): Khalyon says, "And remember boys, and girls. Always spay and neuter your pets!"

    (Cyrene): Perl says, ".....ahahhaahahahaha."

    (Cyrene): Phelia says, "HEY!"

    (Cyrene): You say, "Ha!"

    You roll on the floor, laughing.

    With a confident smirk, you casually bump fists with Khalyon.

    Khalyon says with a deep, Dwarven accent, "I'm rather proud of that."

    You nod your head emphatically.

    You laughingly say, "You should be."

    You say, "It was priceless."

    SHOTS FIRED!!!
    JinosVikaTaryiusIloisee
  • FinchyFinchy Member Posts: 105 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Wicella said:
    (Hashan): Avalei says, "How's the font?"

    (Hashan): Armali says, "Fontabulous."

    (Hashan): Valkyn says, "Fontismal."

    (Hashan): Cyro says, "Fontastic."
    A real knowledge of font. 

  • MhelyssaMhelyssa Member Posts: 1
    This thread has reached 1m views! No quotes, just letting ya know.
    Finchy
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