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  • edited April 2019

    Name&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Location&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>Luckbinder&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies<br>the Rageblade&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies<br>the Golden Braid&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies<br>Earthshaker&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies<br>Bloodletter&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Grukai Swamp<br>the Mindring&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Jeramun, the Flame of the World<br>the Dragon Bow&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies<br>Paincatcher&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies<br>the War Veil&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord<br>the Eye of Discord&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies<br>Soulfinder&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the Tears of Sarapis<br>the Gauntlet of the Roaring Wave&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord<br>Lifegiver&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Geh'shya, the Black Dragon<br>Huskmaker&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Penwize<br>the Equilibrium Gem&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Held by Jeramun, the Flame of the World<br><b>the ruby-encrusted Diadem of Ugrach the Garden of the Gods</b><br>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    New relic? Been out of the game for a year or two, so it may be known, but it's not in HELP and didn't find it in the news.
  • It's in HELP RELICS. It's been out since UW was reopened.
  • Same diadem its been for years just in relic form since you can’t kill Ugrach anymore 
  • ---[ OOC ANNOUNCEMENT ]-----------------------------( 2019/04/25 23:02:46 )---
    Under an hour remains...
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    alright not ominous at all then
  • Fucking rekt



  • Can I resurrect as a Tsol'teth yet? :(
    Deucalion says, "Torinn is quite nice."
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Hailqas'an begins chopping away at the neck of the corpse of Kresslack with Gattan'lier's hunger.

    Hailqas'an finishes decapitating the corpse of Kresslack, leaving only a pool of blood where the head had been.

    Hailqas'an says in a cold, taunting voice, "Busy collecting new furniture pieces."

    Hailqas'an says in a cold, taunting voice, "Off to the finality with you."

    An eight-legged goblin skitters about in unbridled glee as he catches sight of a morsel to sate his hunger.



  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    edited April 2019
    12.3.5 Cyrene, First of Six

                     Heraldic Arms: Sable, a dragon dormant Azure
                             [CITY LEADERS]
                          Overlord: Ama-maalier
                            Patron: Tlalaiad, the Genesis
                          The Five: Ama-maalier, Bain'maal, Kaama'lier,
                                    Silon'ukia, and Terrin'tuuran
                         Commander: Gattan'bahar
                             Judge: Kaama'lier
                        Strategist: Terrin'tuuran
                         Logistics: Silon'ukia
                       Executioner: Bain'maal

                                [HONOURS]
                    City Accolades: The dead have no need for honour.

    Seclusion within the Vashnar mountain range has done naught to protect Cyrene from the consequences of opposition. Now the bastion of the Tsol'teth upon the overland, a pool of perpetual darkness and churning tide, the city state stands occupied.

    Cyrene is now the first of six cities to come under the adamant rule of Tsol'teth law, the 
    demonstration of a bright future for the rest of Tezlari-tarin.

    Lead by the Dark Hate, Ama-maalier, and presided over by the leaders of the Underrealm Houses, the city is now truly protected, a refuge against the warring factions of the overland who all clamour 
    their myriad faiths and ideologies at the crumbled entrance.

    Cyrene is not accepting applications for citizenship at this time.

    --- Office of the Imperiate ---- -26:-2:0 ---
    A group of ink bladders lies here in a pile. There are 2999 patches of lumic moss in 2 groups here. A fairly large group of piles of fish scales lies discarded here. A fairly large group of pieces of buffalo horn lies discarded here. A group of slivers of red chitin lies here in a pile. A group of piles of gold flakes lies here in a heap. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2545 lumps of red clay in 3 groups here. There are 178 shark teeth in 2 groups here. A fairly large group of slivers of yellow chitin lies discarded here. A fairly large group of wyrm tongues lies discarded here. A fairly large group of plumbum flakes lies discarded here. A fairly large group of calamine crystals lies discarded here. A fairly large group of azurite motes lies discarded here. A fairly large group of argentum flakes lies discarded here. There are 6 ginseng roots in 2 groups here. There are 259 kola nuts in 2 groups here. A fairly large group of aurum flakes lies discarded here. A fairly large group of potash crystals lies discarded here. A fairly large group of antimony flakes lies discarded here. A fairly large group of quicksilver droplets lies discarded here. A fairly large group of arsenic pellets lies discarded here. A fairly large group of pinches of ground realgar lies discarded here. A fairly large group of magnesium chips lies discarded here. A fairly large group of cuprum flakes lies discarded here. A fairly large group of gypsum crystals lies discarded here. There are 1750 pinches of diamond dust in 2 groups here. There are 5 ginger roots in a group here. There are 6 bellwort flowers in 2 groups here. There are 2007 goldenseal roots in 2 groups here. There are 2508 bloodroot leaves in 2 groups here. There are 6 pieces of prickly ash bark in 2 groups here. There are 5 lobelia seeds in a group here. A fairly large group of pieces of irid moss lies discarded here. There are 4 sileris berries in a group here. There are 8 pieces of kelp in 2 groups here. There are 2 pieces of bayberry bark in a group here. There are 2 hawthorn berries in a group here. A valerian leaf has been dropped here. A skullcap flower lies here. An'maal abides here. Terrin'tuuran abides here. Kaama'lier abides here. Ama-maalier abides here. Silon'ukia abides here. Trusad'an abides here. Hailqas'an abides here.

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States

    Law

    Written by: Ama-maalier
    Date: Friday, April 26th, 2019
    Addressed to: Everyone


    1. We are all One in the Meld.
    2. The Overlord will not be displaced without permission of the Genesis.
    3. Unsanctioned procreation is forbidden, at penalty of immediate processing.
    4. All will submit to mandatory assessment and training for the purposes of advancing the Meld.
    5. Those without worth will immediately submit to reprocessing, for the betterment of the Tsol'teth.
    6. No creation with the gift of thought will be formed outside the Meld.
    7. The Forbidden Art will remain so, save for the burdened few.
    8. The line of Gattan'lier will settle all cases where the law is deemed ambiguous.

    Penned by my hand on the 9th of Sarapin, in the year 799 AF.


  • Kresslack said:

    Law

    Written by: Ama-maalier
    Date: Friday, April 26th, 2019
    Addressed to: Everyone


    1. We are all One in the Meld.
    2. The Overlord will not be displaced without permission of the Genesis.
    3. Unsanctioned procreation is forbidden, at penalty of immediate processing.
    4. All will submit to mandatory assessment and training for the purposes of advancing the Meld.
    5. Those without worth will immediately submit to reprocessing, for the betterment of the Tsol'teth.
    6. No creation with the gift of thought will be formed outside the Meld.
    7. The Forbidden Art will remain so, save for the burdened few.
    8. The line of Gattan'lier will settle all cases where the law is deemed ambiguous.

    Penned by my hand on the 9th of Sarapin, in the year 799 AF.
    I'll follow those, brb moving to Tsol'rene
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    While taking a bit of a break from the mainland fight...

    A crewmate transporting starshot shrieks as he catches a glimpse of an ominously
    circling megalodon in the waters.
    A cloud of smoke covers the deck as the munition falls to the floor with a
    clatter. As the smog clears it reveals the ship's figurehead encased in metal
    and the frightened sailor nowhere to be found.

    I couldn't help but laugh, and feel sorry for the lad.


  • @Skye B. Anchors, Tempest of Neraeos shouts, "All products must be paid for before consumption. Once tasted, considered sold! And I want gold, not body parts!"
    You shout, "What about golden body parts? I'm sure one of them are familiar with alchemy, in some way."
    Skye B. Anchors, Tempest of Neraeos shouts, "I accept gilded balls. Those look.... gold nugget-y..."
    ..
    Few moments later
    ..
    Telen, an irascible drunkard shouts, "The world's bein' overrun by the realm's best shadow puppets act turned into people and harlots are plyin' calls for golden balls."

  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    edited April 2019
    Skye B. Anchors, Tempest of Neraeos shouts, "...I also accept his body parts for payment. But wash them off first."

    Telen, an irascible drunkard shouts, "You ain't gettin' my golden balls, miss."

    Skye B. Anchors, Tempest of Neraeos shouts, "Your balls ain't even brass, you soggy bastard."

    Telen, an irascible drunkard shouts, "SOGGY?!"

    You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

    "Heh heh heh," Tasus chuckles.

    Telen, an irascible drunkard shouts, "I'ma show you brass, girlie. What city you from? Fifty sovereigns on that one going first!"

    The voice of the dragon Skye B. Anchors, Tempest of Neraeos thunders, "The world is my city. So... I guess you just damned us all. Thanks."

    Telen, an irascible drunkard shouts, "Oh."

    Telen, an irascible drunkard shouts, "Well, it's a safe bet at this rate."
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    edited April 2019
    they beat me to it hahaha

    We're doomed.


  • Telen is bae


  • Lady of the Crossing Tesha al Ashtad, the Dawn's Resolve shouts, "It was never about whether we succeed or not. The warriors of Creation have stood against you, will stand against you, and will always stand against you. You will never break us."

    (The Targossians then departed Cyrene rather than continue standing. The present Lady of the Crossing surrendered the Staff of Nicator to Gattan'bahar before leaving.)

    Oof.
  • edited April 2019
    Primal terror is all you know as the indomitable tones of The Dark Hate thunder throughout Creation, "Bring the Dragon."

    (Not you.)

    I cracked up so much.

    Jinos and Hycanthus should be friends. The world would not survive, but it would be a glorious boom of dazzling lights before existence folds in on itself.  =)

    "Alas. Alas for Hamlin. The Mayor sent east, west, north, and south. To offer the Piper by word of mouth. Wherever it was men's lot to find him, silver and gold to his heart's content. If only he'd return the way he went."
  • (Party): Nahu'an says, "It appears your foes have chosen to flee."

  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    It's their most brilliant strategy yet!






  • Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • (Party): Gattan'bahar says, "I shall requisition supplies from Shi-Cyrene if necessary."


    Presents!
  • Two birds, one stone!


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