Memorable quotes

Dupre

          

Vika

I don't play or browse as much! And I thought it was a good switch from how we got temp locked!

Achilles

You charge quickly at Urandesea, Guardian of the Oracle, throwing your mighty form into her and 

sending her staggering back.

You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!

You have slain Urandesea, Guardian of the Oracle, retrieving the corpse.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 115.

You have reached the illustrious level of 2nd Echelon of the Paramount.

Atalkez

"Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "Fuck off Kez."

I needed this back in my life, oh yez

Astarod

Ten minutes into universal lag (for context):
(Clan): REDACTED says, "Whatever you're doing Astarod, stop it."
(Clan): REDACTED says, "Freakin Astarod dude."
REDACTED tells you, "You broke Achaea I think."
(Clan): REDACTED says, "Astarod broke achaea, nothing new."

(Clan): REDACTED says, "Astarod Confirm."

(Clan): REDACTED says, "Server must be downloading all of pornhub or something."

(Market): You say, "Seeking Duels."

(Clan): REDACTED says, "Lol Astarod, you would."

(Clan: REDACTED says, "Sure you stand still and I'll snipe."

(Clan): You say, "SAY I WONT."

(30 seconds, after lag is done delaying)

Raising your arms above your head, you begin summoning forth a timewell to ravage your foes.

[Deleted User]

Log in.
Defup.
Three seconds later:

Finchy

Totally going to be worth dying like a little girl later.

Also props to Proficy for making me need a change of trousers with that boomerang. 

Minifie

Pyori said:

Log in.
Defup.
Three seconds later:

I wanted to lead the legates into what would be an unwinnable situation, and I think we did well all things considered! Cyrene always a hard one to gauge how many will come, but they almost always do!

Archaeon

(Targossas): Silas says, "Evening, all."

Caelan

Archaeon said:

(Targossas): Silas says, "Evening, all."

Are you trying to hit on him?

Archaeon

no u  

Melodie

A lot of oldies reappearing! Makes my heart happy.

Cooper

You're an oldie now

Melodie

...

Fuck.

That doesn't feel right at all.

Melodie

(Ignore my double post)

Dunn

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!" at Waking Storm.

You say in a deep, hollow voice, "Do I want to try for another sword..."

A snarling thunderclap threatens to overwhelm your hearing as an atlatl spear

streaks straight past your head, missing by a hair.

You say in a deep, hollow voice, "Okay I'll keep it."

Dunn

@Atalkez said:

"Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "Fuck off Kez."

I needed this back in my life, oh yez

You pay 300 credits and receive a whip of taming.



I hate this artifact.

Galyleo

@Tynil says in a clear, quiet voice, "What do you tell a Jester to do in raid defense?"

You exclaim, "Runaway!"

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Tynil thumps you on the forehead.



I thought it was funny

Finchy

There isn't an appropriate emotive symbol I can click on your post @Galyleo This forum is decidedly lacking in a dadjoke icon to its shame. 

Galyleo

@Finchy as long as it's an approve dadjoke, it's perfectly fine.

Exelethril

Galyleo said:

@Tynil says in a clear, quiet voice, "What do you tell a Jester to do in raid defense?"

You exclaim, "Runaway!"

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Tynil thumps you on the forehead.



I thought it was funny

Oh damn, Tynil is back?

Jiraishin

An incomprehensible litany of cacophonous sound erupts 

into being and gives way to a sudden, piercing silence, as if a hundred 
thousand voices all ceased screaming at exactly the same time.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Turns out it was Babel again.

Dunn

It may have been Babel, but it was still Alderaan. RIP.

Jiraishin

No context.

(Clan): Farrah says, "They're very stupid puppies."

(Clan): Farrah says, "It's still sad though, when they make those puppy
mistakes, and get beaten with a stick."

Galyleo

You call out "Fire!" and release the mechanism on an Arcanian arm thrower.

A rotating disc glides away from "The Rising Phoenix" at a mass of sargassum, wreaking havoc across its body.

A mass of sargassum is defeated and begins to sink to the depths.

As a mass of sargassum slowly sinks to the depths below, the crewmen swarm over the remnants,

retrieving 11 wardiscs, 5 darts and a tangle of sargassum fronds for safe keeping on the ship's deck.

(Party): @Iyani says, "BIG feesh is dead!"

(Party): You say, "We killed a feesh! Don't tell @Zbaco!"

[Deleted User]

               

Jiraishin

[Khadafi unphases, attempts to kill me for bounty while I'm standing on guards]

Khadafi meets a bloody end, bludgeoned into an unrecognisable mess by a
Brighthold watchman.
 
Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the west.
Combat Scriptures. (indoors)
A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 4 Brighthold watchmen
here. Elode stands here with a soft smile on her face. An emerald mist drifts
underfoot, swirling with each passing eddy. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground. Holding her lantern aloft, a Brighthold
watchman closely inspects the area for signs of turmoil. A light smudge of
green indicates a pinch of malachite dusts the ground here. The twisted remains
of Khadafi lie here. A fairly large group of goldenseal roots lies discarded
here. The soul of Khadafi roams the land, bodiless. You see a sign indicating
there are WARES for sale here.
You can see no further.
                                          
Khadafi tells you, "Your such a coward..."
 
[the post embracing-death sequel...]
 
Khadafi tells you, "Duel? Or would you like to just hide in your city like the
coward everyone knows you are?"
 
You tell Khadafi, "I'll hide, thanks. Watching you weep is amusing."
 
Khadafi tells you, "I am weeping?"
 
You tell Khadafi, "Doing a damn good impression of it."
 
You tell Khadafi, "Some advice? Check for guards -before- you unphase."
 
Khadafi tells you, "I'm just pointing out the obvious of how much of a bitch
you are."
 
You tell Khadafi, "Oh. I'm stricken right through the heart."
 
Khadafi tells you, "It's rather amusing to know you die a thousand deaths,
coward."
 
You tell Khadafi, "Mm. Keep dying to guards and you'll equal that, no effort."
 
You tell Khadafi, "Enjoy."
 
Khadafi tells you, "Keep hiding in your city, coward! Knowing your to scared to
leave it is satisfaction enough."
6858h, 4500m, 21900e, 20400w cexkdbtell khadafi good, because it's the only satisfaction you're getting
That person has chosen to ignore you.

Well uh. He sure showed me?

Astarod

Jiraishin said:

[Khadafi unphases, attempts to kill me for bounty while I'm standing on guards]

Well uh. He sure showed me?

Guard Deaths (Guess which city has the most )
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Hashan [70]
Constables [21]
Hooded Nocturni [6]
Knight of the Atrament [7]
Mounted Tsalmaveth [15]
Spectre of the Shadow Court [17]
Fierce Virago [4]

Mhaldor [24]
Blackrock Cleric [10]
Flail-Wielding Knight [10]
Salamandrin Legionnaire [0]
Khaal Theurgist [1]
Baleful Apostate [2]
Malignant Baalhuezen [1]

Targossas [18]
Brighthold Watchmen [9]
Blackstone Swordsman [2]
Duskmere Brawler [0]
Shornwall Defender [4]
Riverwall Bow-Maiden [1]
Naxian Mistweaver [2]

Eleusis [13]
Earthen Elementalist [2]
Woodland Ranger [4]
Veiled Enchantress [1]
Briar Knight [2]
Gnarled Treekin [4]
Forest Archer [0]

Ashtan [3]
Ashtani Corsair [0]
Thrall of the Wheel [1]
Sentry of the Vanguard [0]
War Witch [2]
Black Rider[0]
Demented Skyscourge [0]

Regardless, why people get upset because of guards is beyond me, heh. I fall on guards due to my own antics, and I'm ok with that. If we get guarded, we guard bash. If you can't guard bash, then letting it go isn't that bad either

Except @Cyrene, don't guard me Zae. I mean it  

Jiraishin

I mean. Guards weren't even called on him. I was standing in Combat Scriptures, which is a guard stack.

I don't actually substantially change my normal routine when someone has a bounty on me, though if I'm jumped I'll retreat to my city for at least a short period of time afterwards. Mainly, once I hunted to Dragon the amount of time I spent out of city decreased a lot.

EDIT: I should also note that normally when people ask to duel for bounty, I make a point of politely declining and thanking them for the offer. I'm shit in one-on-one and don't feel an obligation to stand and die, but I also get why people find that disappointing and I want to encourage rather than discourage dueling.

Couching it in an insult is not going to go well, though. Though asking for a duel after trying 3 times to jump me is going to raise my eyebrows anyway. 

Klendathu

Your means your. You're means you are. @Khadafi