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  • AlyxeriAlyxeri Member Posts: 467 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Jinsun tells you, "Rude."
    You tell Jinsun, "Trying to rob villagers isn't exactly 'polite'"
    Jinsun tells you, "Well you can't rob in phase sooo."

    <bitch went and phased again>

    You sent the following message to Jinsun:
    Correct! However, when a Serpent stays in a room with someone for more than a few seconds, and are an enemy of the city,
    there tends to be suspicions that get aroused. You are a known thief, after all. Leniency tends to be quite slim.

    You just received message #560 from Jinsun.
    Message #560        Sent by Jinsun
    2017/12/26/17:59 I know I know, you all get aroused when I'm around.

    You sent the following message to Jinsun:
    Thanks for making me vomit up my lunch.

    You just received message #562 from Jinsun.
    Message #562        Sent by Jinsun
    2017/12/26/18:00 Hot.


    RekhyrJinsunBannTujaques
  • JinsunJinsun TN, USAMember Posts: 2,908 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Be me.
    Be sailing passed Targossas

    (Party): You say, "Permission to buzz the tower?"
    14:31:30 (Party): Bann says, "Permission denied."
    14:31:34 (Party): Bann says, "PERMISSION DENIED MAVERICK."
    14:31:44 (Party): Bann says, "*spills coffee*."
    14:31:47 (Party): Bann says, "GOD DAMN IT."
    14:31:56 (Party): Katoreos says, "-rofl-."
    14:32:06 (Party): You say, "*flips the bird*."
    14:32:12 (Party): You say, "Diplomacy."
    14:32:29 (Party): Katoreos says, "You mean aggressive negotiations?"
    14:32:46 (Party): Bann says, "Pretty diplomatic by Ashtani standards."
    14:32:52 (Party): Bann says, "Tho I keep getting docked RP points for saying fuck on CT."
    14:32:54 (Party): Bann says, "Fairly amusing."
    14:33:09 (Party): You say, "Heh."
    14:33:49 (Party): You say, "Guess we can check Tapoa again."
    14:33:57 (Party): You say, "See if Amrak grew a pair."
    14:34:40 (Party): Katoreos says, "I'm disappointed in you lad...when did you start believing in miracles?"
    14:34:51 (Party): Bann says, "Lol."
    14:35:07 (Party): You say, "Going up on Memorable quotes."
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  • AralayaAralaya Member Posts: 1,224 @ - Epic Achaean
    1. Message #1563       Sent by Jinsun
    2. 2017/12/26/23:26 Votary lay, does that mean the votary members get to lay you?
    3.  
    4. You sent the following message to Jinsun:
    5. Very funny, heathen.

    6. Message #1565       Sent by Jinsun
    7. 2017/12/26/23:28 How do I become a votary?
    8.  
    9. You sent the following message to Jinsun:
    10. Forsake Ashtan and the Mad God and swear an oath to Lady Aurora.
    11.  
    12. Message #1567       Sent by Jinsun
    13. 2017/12/26/23:29 Are their more votary lays? DO I get a harem?
    14.  
    15. You sent the following message to Jinsun:
    16. No, you get none.

    17. Message #1569 Sent by Jinsun 2017/12/26/23:34 
    18. What a ripoff! 

    19.  You sent the following message to Jinsun: Sorry, maybe if you weren't so disgusting things would be different.

    20. Message #1571 Sent by Jinsun 2017/12/26/23:35 
    21. Well I mean I have a haram now, wouldn't trade that.

    22. You sent the following message to Jinsun: 
    23. Have fun, give them my condolences. 

    24. Message #1573 Sent by Jinsun 2017/12/26/23:36 
    25. "Aralaya says she's sorry." "SHUTUP AND GIVE ME MORE." It was super successful.
    >.>
    Really Jinsun.
    Really.


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
    BannTorinnHuraiXias
  • PuxiPuxi Member Posts: 536 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Cooper said:
    (Market): Proficy says, "Looking for some sticky bud... and Searedglyph flames!"

    Proficy wanna get so hiiiiiigh.
    Always knew Profbro was a closet stoner.
  • AtalkezAtalkez Member Posts: 4,955 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Farrah said:
    Atalkez said:
    Talking to a 14 year old about harems and laying them. :worried:

    14 now? They grow up so fast. :(
    I know, next thing we know she will be 18, moving out of the nest :cry:


    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    Kriex
  • JinsunJinsun TN, USAMember Posts: 2,908 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I am so confused, but someone sent me this after we sank 4 ships, and it was funny.

    Message #29793      Sent by REDACTED 
    2017/12/27/4:48 // Once upon a time, a bunch of sentient dominoes arranged 
    themselves into a vaguely tree-shaped formation. Then they sort of all fell 
    asleep, standing there. Suddenly (after a long time of nothing), a guy in a 
    pirate costume went by and accidentally knocked one over, into the next, into 
    the next. All the sentient dominoes started complaining about the situation, 
    blaming the guy for knocking them all over. The whole situation annoyed a domino 
    who didn't get knocked into, because she had removed herself from the line 
    before falling asleep.
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    Tysandr
  • SynbiosSynbios Member Posts: 4,572 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Aralaya said:
    Atalkez said:
    Talking to a 14 year old about harems and laying them. :worried:
    :angry:

    Hello @Jinsun. A human wishes to talk to you about something of great importance:


    AtalkezTysandrSiduri
  • AralayaAralaya Member Posts: 1,224 @ - Epic Achaean
    (Targossas): Xias says, "37 undead slain. Only 4963 left to go!"

    (Targossas): Tesha says, "#noobstatus."

    (Targossas): Tesha says, "Umg."

    (Targossas): Tesha says, "Mis."


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
    SynbiosXiasElipise
  • TeshaTesha Member Posts: 2,921 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    They were unrelated! I was talking about my kill-death ratio on an ooc clan. :(

     i'm a rebel

    SynbiosXias
  • AralayaAralaya Member Posts: 1,224 @ - Epic Achaean
    Tesha said:
    They were unrelated! I was talking about my kill-death ratio on an ooc clan. :(
    Uh-huh, suuuuuuure
    You just called @Xias a noob! How could you :(



    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
    XiasElipiseSynbios
  • TeshaTesha Member Posts: 2,921 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    5161h (100%), 5828m (99%), 100%w excdbkrh- 07:35:26.90   stockings
    ID       Type                      Location                            Status  
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    302444   Logosmas                  Storage room for Targossas quests   Full
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    5161h (100%), 5847m (100%), 100%w excdbkrh- 07:35:29.56   (+19m, 0.3%) 



    :(

     i'm a rebel

  • XiasXias Member Posts: 253 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    I almost spit my beer out laughing when I saw it and whispered to Tesha that it wasn't far from the truth  ;)
  • AtalkezAtalkez Member Posts: 4,955 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    Message 9483

    Sent By: Karren on 02 Jan 2018, 03:39

    I’m sorry, I don't know what "suckle" does.


    :lol:


    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    Iohanna
  • MinifieMinifie Member Posts: 2,286 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Chubbs said:
    It's been trimmed a little but you get the point. Lively CT is a fun CT.

    (Ashtan): Nykana says, "What do I do once I have me a marque then?"

    (Ashtan): Jinsun says, "You have to get it attested at various Harbours."

    (Ashtan): Jinsun says, "Some can be walked to."

    (Ashtan): Jinsun says, "Some you'll have to sail to."

    (Ashtan): Vividon says, "First you visit Tenwat Prison."

    (Ashtan): Durzaan says, "Then you stay there 20 years."

    (Ashtan): You say, "And come out a man."

    (Ashtan): Nykana says, "Wait what."

    (Ashtan): Nykana says, "I'm a lady, first of all."

    (Ashtan): Durzaan says, "Tenwat is a strange place."

    (Ashtan): Zulah says, "Twenty year minimum sentence at Tenwat Prison. I believe they mean it will toughen you up."

    (Ashtan): Rackham says, "I've been there, you actually -become- a man."

    (Ashtan): Nykana says, "......"

    .....

    (Ashtan): Penwize says, "Hm, I was going to refute that and yet I'm pretty sure I've made a reasonable portion of my early fortune was made in Tenwat."

    (Ashtan): Durzaan says, "I remember when it was Mrs. Penwize Baker."

    Penwize is a dude?!


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    Zekeros
  • XiasXias Member Posts: 253 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Tesha said:
    I miss Tenwat. When Tesha was younger I had an alias that did "say to Lican Just as reminder, I'm going to kill you after you give me gold" because Lican was an occultist and that was how I chose to justify giving the corpses to him rather than the ghost (and getting double gold). An admin ended up messaging me like STOPPPPPPP WE CAN SEE THAT EVERY DAY and Lican got a new reaction to Tesha entering the room: "Yes, yes, you're going to kill me after I give you gold."
    This is my new favorite thing.
    Elipise
  • AsmodronAsmodron Member Posts: 2,880 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    (After we captured the big spectre and tried to deal with it)

    A cacophony of whispers rises to envelop all sound, a thousand tongues laden with unfathomable ire.

    The shadows lengthen, enlivened by the silent descent of Twilight.

    The cowled figure of the Dark Lord rounds upon the shackled apparition, His crimson eyes blazing with indignation.

    Umbral whispers coalesce about the form of the anguished spirit, stripping away its cerulean shroud and tightening the chains about the figure within. In a split moment, the ghostly pall dissipates, revealing the form of the Nhaer Vharen in its wake.

    Gasping and shuddering, Carnis falls to his knees.

    Twilight, the Dark Father levels His gaze at Carnis, the pitiful Nhaer shrinking before the implacable will of the Shadow-Sovereign.

    Carnis visibly wilts beneath the angered stares, his bindings surging with tenebral fury.

    Carnis, the Nhaer Vharen says hastily, "It was, but.. a.."

    Twilight makes an almost imperceptible gesture, cutting through the air with a speed defying all mortal comprehension. The anguished, pathetic form of Carnis grows ever-smaller, all notions of strength and defiance ebbing away.

    Arching his back and howling his anguish to the heavens, Carnis wails as the marks upon his flesh seethe with roiling power.

    Carnis, the Nhaer Vharen says near-silently, "I.. am.. Nhaer. I.. serve."

    Twilight, the Dark Father says, "You must be reminded."

    The Dark Father makes a second gesture, a mote of Darkfire blazing into existence within His ethereal hands.

    With a murmur, the flame turns black as it flies from the Dark Lord's fingers, eliciting an aria of agonised wails as it connects with the Nhaer.

    Carnis screams in absolute torment, falling to the floor in a writhing, clanging mass of elongated limbs and spectral chain.

    Twilight, the Dark Father says, "Let this pathetic "Nhaer" be a lesson to you all in the foolishness of zealotry and weak-willed ignorance."

    You say with an Arcadian accent, "May we ask, Dark Lord, whom this 'Nhaer Vharen' is or was?"

    Twilight, the Dark Father says, "You may not."

    You nod.
    (Court Coliseum): You laughingly say, "Ok."
    (Court Coliseum): Ajoc says, "Haha."
    (Court Coliseum): Ajoc says, "DENIED."

    (could help it)

    Twilight, the Dark Father says, "One way or another, all advance the Great Work."

    Twilight, the Dark Father says, "And when the Court shows itself capable of adhering to the standards it has set forth, then I may entertain your questioning."

    The Shadow-Sovereign makes a third gesture in the direction of the Nhaer Vharen, quelling all sound with an unspoken command.

    Twilight, the Dark Father says, "This one's mind failed to be sufficient. It will appear from time to time in service to the Dark."

    Carnis whimpers and shifts upon the floor, shuddering arms buckling beneath the weight of his chains.

    A whirl of phantom chains twists and twines about the Nhaer Vharen, wrenching him from existence in the blink of an eye.

    Twilight, the Dark Father says, "One hopes that the rest of you are not so disappointing."

    With a barely discernible whisper, the tenebrous gloam recedes.


    (New demigod)

    TysandrTaryiusShirszae
  • LanreLanre Member Posts: 30 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    What happens when you forget to switch off Mhaldorian...

    Dunn told You: You can either duel once and return to your life, or sit in that guardhouse for a 
    year. Your call.

    You told Dunn: Losing cawissh thugs bodies golden, lighthawk temple bodies female sweet 
    situation. granted easily, elder.

    You told Dunn: I will duel you, I was finishing up an interview. A moment, please.
    Tasuu
  • MinifieMinifie Member Posts: 2,286 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Lanre said:
    female sweet situation. 
    I like where this is going!


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    LanreSkye
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