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  • TreyTrey Member Posts: 4,753 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I'm waiting for the Ironbeard visit where he gives someone a mechanical box in their giftbag. Then we'll hear some real bitching.

    AtalkezCaelan
  • AlyxeriAlyxeri Member Posts: 467 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    edited December 2017
    Trey said:
    I'm waiting for the Ironbeard visit where he gives someone a mechanical box in their giftbag. Then we'll hear some real bitching.
    I'm waiting for the Ironbeard visit where he gives someone a veil, or atavian wings.

    THEN we'll hear some real bitching. Just not from the person receiving them. :D
    Asmodron
  • KyrraKyrra Sanctum of the SkyMember Posts: 4,840 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I am still waiting for a visit! Is Ironbeard only visiting the once this year?
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

    Zbaco
  • ZekerosZekeros Member Posts: 26
    The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a
    Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile 
    about himself as he arrives.
    With a deep, slightly off-center bow that nearly sends him to his knees, Ironbeard the Magnanimous
    produces a giftbag, announcing, "A gift that's unexpected is the best kind: here's one!"
    Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a giftbag!

    Thousands of tiny iron rings link together in a flawless pattern of sturdy metal to form the fabric
    of this heavy giftbag, rattling together at every movement with a noise like falling rain. Skilfully 
    applied colour flows across the face of the bag's surface, forming the carefully rendered shape of a 
    tall, square iron tower with windows and a door that open ominously into an interior concealed by 
    shadow. A thin cord of some surprisingly strong, obscure material forms a drawstring for the bag, 
    ornate little tassels adorning its ends.
    It has 2 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs about 22 pounds.
    A heavy iron-link giftbag is holding:
    558 gold sovereigns.
    It contains a total of 1 items of a max of 25.
    Bisa
  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormMember Posts: 3,178 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    The credit crunch still hitting hard

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • IsmayIsmay Member Posts: 649 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    (Ashtan): Jinsun says, "Greetings, Ashtan."

    (Ashtan): Juniko says, "Kastpleen, Jinsun."

    (Ashtan): Bann says, "Something happened to your spleen, Juniko?"

    (Ashtan): Juniko says, "It's Lhirhjen for greetings, Bann. CHELP LHIRHJEN."

    (Ashtan): Bann says, "What the fuck am I even reading."

    (Ashtan): Morthif says, "Language."

    You tell Bann, "That scroll is a mess, isn't it."

    Bann's voice quietly thrums in your mind as he tells you, "It's horrendous."




    You'd really just have to read the help file, but when he said that, I literally choked. :3







    SynbiosAsmodron
  • SynbiosSynbios Member Posts: 4,584 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    No older than seven or eight, this child wears a defiant, mischievous expression on her face. Bright
    blue eyes illuminate her visage, framed by a cascade of black hair that falls beyond the shoulders
    and twirls into an elaborate braid. Her skin is deep brown in hue, perfectly smooth with youth's
    glow.  A dark brown dress covers the majority of her form; plain and coarse, the garment bears no
    distinguishing embroidery or remarkable features.

    A rambunctious child has an air of extreme strength.

    She has 100% health remaining.
    She weighs about 218 pounds.
    She is loyal to The Elemental Plane of Earth.
    You see nothing in it.

    Don't mess with the kids, yo.

  • MinifieMinifie Member Posts: 2,295 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Synbios said:
    No older than seven or eight, this child wears a defiant, mischievous expression on her face. Bright
    blue eyes illuminate her visage, framed by a cascade of black hair that falls beyond the shoulders
    and twirls into an elaborate braid. Her skin is deep brown in hue, perfectly smooth with youth's
    glow.  A dark brown dress covers the majority of her form; plain and coarse, the garment bears no
    distinguishing embroidery or remarkable features.

    A rambunctious child has an air of extreme strength.

    She has 100% health remaining.
    She weighs about 218 pounds.
    She is loyal to The Elemental Plane of Earth.
    You see nothing in it.

    Don't mess with the kids, yo.
    Image result for super muscle kid


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    TaryiusShimiElipiseAilea
  • KasaKasa Member Posts: 110 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Ismay said:
    (Ashtan): Jinsun says, "Greetings, Ashtan."

    (Ashtan): Juniko says, "Kastpleen, Jinsun."

    (Ashtan): Bann says, "Something happened to your spleen, Juniko?"

    (Ashtan): Juniko says, "It's Lhirhjen for greetings, Bann. CHELP LHIRHJEN."

    (Ashtan): Bann says, "What the fuck am I even reading."

    (Ashtan): Morthif says, "Language."

    You tell Bann, "That scroll is a mess, isn't it."

    Bann's voice quietly thrums in your mind as he tells you, "It's horrendous."




    You'd really just have to read the help file, but when he said that, I literally choked. :3







    ahahahahahahahaha ze puns!
    CailinTysandrHalos
  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormMember Posts: 3,178 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    A flesh-eating slug suddenly staggers backwards.
    An unravelling mummy batters a flesh-eating slug with the jerking movements of his linen-clad arms.
    A flesh-eating slug rushes forward and bodily slams his bulk into an unravelling mummy, throwing him to the ground.

    My money's on the mummies :D

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
    CailinOzmatiah
  • XadenXaden Member Posts: 2,315 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Aralaya said:
    --- Beside flamboyant tapestries - -1:0:1 --- Leaning on a corkscrew willow cane, Dda'lrich exchanges pleasantries with all who pass. The stately form of Oethapios waits for an opportunity to serve. Ictinus, The Architect is here, wreathed in divine fire. You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
    30 seconds of me sitting there confused
    Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"
    Someone powerful says, "Ignore me."
    You say in a soft, soprano voice, "Ignoring!"

    Builders Holiday, Ictinus? Expect you back in three weeks with sunburn and chapped lips?
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • TorinnTorinn Member Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Bloodsworn was also not an acceptable answer. :(
    Deucalion says, "Torinn is quite nice."
  • MilabarMilabar Member Posts: 167 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Sobriquet said:
    You say with a heavy Delosian accent, "My Patron is Lady Pandora."
    Chellen, the administrator tuts loudly, eyes flashing with annoyance.
    Chellen, the administrator says, "Serious answers only, Sobriquet. Do not play games."

     B) 
    Mithraea was also unacceptable -.-
    AsmodronNyneve
  • ErhonErhon Member Posts: 116 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Milabar said:
    Sobriquet said:
    You say with a heavy Delosian accent, "My Patron is Lady Pandora."
    Chellen, the administrator tuts loudly, eyes flashing with annoyance.
    Chellen, the administrator says, "Serious answers only, Sobriquet. Do not play games."

     B) 
    Mithraea was also unacceptable -.-
    Said the same about Makali, I wanted to bite them.
  • MinifieMinifie Member Posts: 2,295 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Apparently Twinkies was also unacceptable. @Saeva


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
  • SaevaSaeva Member Posts: 1,939 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Minifie said:
    Apparently Twinkies was also unacceptable. @Saeva
    Everyone knows that!


  • TysandrTysandr Member Posts: 443 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    16:39:350 ∘ (c3): Person says, "I like how it's called a vibrating stick."

    16:46:824 ∘ (c3): You sadly say, "Don't."

    16:51:533 ∘ (c3): Person says, "Lol."

    17:07:923 ∘ (c3): You say, "I'm gonna have to use an ice figurine now."

    17:13:859 ∘ (c3): You say, "You evil person you."

    17:16:522 ∘ (c3): Person says, "Hahaha."

    17:22:551 ∘ (c3): Person says, "Make it have buttons."
    Nexus: Accents, Autotriggers, Dragon Talismans
    "As the child did... without the rope. Then fear will find you again."

    Exelethril
  • KyrraKyrra Sanctum of the SkyMember Posts: 4,840 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    A dozen pages of finely crafted white vellum comprise this commemorative calendar, exuding the
    pleasant smell of fresh parchment into its surroundings. Two holes are punched into the top of 
    each page, bound together in a uniform fashion by a pair of intricate metal rings, allowing the 
    top sheaf to be flipped over and returned to the back of the stack. The calendar's current page 
    displays the image of Tharos, the Herald of Delos in a distinctly lascivious pose. Short and 
    thoroughly ugly, this very odd creature appears to be the antithesis of a mime. Rather than 
    having the painted face, quiet demeanour and diminutive stature, he is mostly all mouth. His 
    face is slightly red and appears puffy. His cheeks appear swollen, almost as if his face were 
    punched recently. The man seems to be asthmatic with his heavy breathing. Obviously, he is 
    always prepared to bellow on call.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

    MorthifMinifieTasuu
  • TysandrTysandr Member Posts: 443 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Antidas said:

          
    I love you.
    Nexus: Accents, Autotriggers, Dragon Talismans
    "As the child did... without the rope. Then fear will find you again."

  • AlyxeriAlyxeri Member Posts: 467 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Bruyan is my spirit...thing.
    TrillianaAralayaElipise
  • AntidasAntidas Member Posts: 1,496 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Aralaya said:
    Mhaldor and Targossas bitching about numbers over shouts

    Bruyan, the town crier shouts, "Hear ye, hear ye! O yez! Stupid Primes argue about who can count the best! O yez!"

    I lol'd hard. That being said, I was fighting 1v2, I'm allowed to bitch about numbers!

  • DraqoomDraqoom CyreneMember Posts: 480 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Feel like Bruyan and Tharos about to throw down.


    Or just have a shouting match.







    O yez!
    image

    FaurSiduri
  • SynbiosSynbios Member Posts: 4,584 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    With a taste for rajamala, a ravenous troll inmate makes a meal out of Dia, leaving only bones
    behind.

    Bane of Goblins, Dia Lighthawk-Valerien, Apprentice (female Rajamala).
    She is 29 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Scarlatan, 730 years after the fall of the
    Seleucarian Empire.
    She is ranked 568th in Achaea.
    She is an extremely credible character.
    She is not known for acts of infamy.
    She is a Commoner in Hashan.
    She is considered to be approximately 25% of your might.
    She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
    Her warcry: 'OMNOMNOM.'

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