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  • AsmodronAsmodron Posts: 2,495Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Krypton said:
    Golden locks parted to the side flow loosely to Fibio's shoulders, his handsome face
    rugged and manly. His visage, with chin tilted down, looks soulfully around, seemingly
    seeking "the one," or maybe the two, considering his race's dual heads. His body contains
    a wide back tapering to a small waist amid heavily muscled arms. Wearing a leather vest
    that opens in the front ensures that all can see his sculpted pecs. The giant's other
    head, Jorg, often sports a smirking grin, as though sarcasm is going to spill out of his
    mouth at any moment. A long, thin nose resides in the centre of his features, while a
    meagre upper lip rests over a slightly pouting lower one. Both faces exhibit no stubble,
    being smooth and clean-shaven.
    FibioJorg the Forlorn appears to be extraordinarily strong.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 1040 pounds.
    You see nothing in it.

    Makarios said the release would be unguessable.

    Well I never guessed the words "sculpted pecs" would one day enter Achaea parlance. :open_mouth:
     Ahem where is this guy? I need to know for...research purposes.
    JinosTelendrieth
  • IctinusIctinus Posts: 175Administrator Admin
    edited December 2017
    Krypton said:
    Golden locks parted to the side flow loosely to Fibio's shoulders, his handsome face
    rugged and manly. His visage, with chin tilted down, looks soulfully around, seemingly
    seeking "the one," or maybe the two, considering his race's dual heads. His body contains
    a wide back tapering to a small waist amid heavily muscled arms. Wearing a leather vest
    that opens in the front ensures that all can see his sculpted pecs. The giant's other
    head, Jorg, often sports a smirking grin, as though sarcasm is going to spill out of his
    mouth at any moment. A long, thin nose resides in the centre of his features, while a
    meagre upper lip rests over a slightly pouting lower one. Both faces exhibit no stubble,
    being smooth and clean-shaven.
    FibioJorg the Forlorn appears to be extraordinarily strong.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 1040 pounds.
    You see nothing in it.

    @Makarios said the release would be unguessable.

    Well I never guessed the words "sculpted pecs" would one day enter Achaea parlance. :open_mouth:


    And lo the phrase is banished once again.
    "If you build it, they will come."
  • AntoniusAntonius Posts: 4,528Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Please tell me he's forlorn because he got hit in the face by a bird.
    Elipise
  • XadenXaden Posts: 2,315Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    And not before time, too.

    Now if they'd just take away his public news privileges so that I don't get kicked in the face by fucking South Park references when I accidentally 'rn' without checking what I'm about to read.
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

    Elipise
  • ExelethrilExelethril Posts: 3,270Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Ictinus said:
    Krypton said:
    Golden locks parted to the side flow loosely to Fibio's shoulders, his handsome face
    rugged and manly. His visage, with chin tilted down, looks soulfully around, seemingly
    seeking "the one," or maybe the two, considering his race's dual heads. His body contains
    a wide back tapering to a small waist amid heavily muscled arms. Wearing a leather vest
    that opens in the front ensures that all can see his sculpted pecs. The giant's other
    head, Jorg, often sports a smirking grin, as though sarcasm is going to spill out of his
    mouth at any moment. A long, thin nose resides in the centre of his features, while a
    meagre upper lip rests over a slightly pouting lower one. Both faces exhibit no stubble,
    being smooth and clean-shaven.
    FibioJorg the Forlorn appears to be extraordinarily strong.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 1040 pounds.
    You see nothing in it.

    @Makarios said the release would be unguessable.

    Well I never guessed the words "sculpted pecs" would one day enter Achaea parlance. :open_mouth:


    And lo the phrase is banished once again.
                    

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  • CaelanCaelan Posts: 1,129Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    LOL. You got trolled. 

  • ProficyProficy Posts: 256Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Achilles said:m
    A dove comes flying into the room, deposits a letter into your hands, warbles cheerfully, and flies 
    away.
    You see that the letter contains a heavy iron-link giftbag.
    You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
    Hey you,

    I couldn't help but buy this for you. I know you'd be upset about it and
    try to refuse, so a little anonymity is required, sadly. I just wanted
    to express to you how much you mean to me.

    Lovingly,

    -X

    You take a heavy iron-link giftbag from an elegant white letter.
    p giftbag
    Thousands of tiny iron rings link together in a flawless pattern of sturdy metal to form the fabric 
    of this heavy giftbag, rattling together at every movement with a noise like falling rain. Skilfully 
    applied colour flows across the face of the bag's surface, forming the carefully rendered shape of a 
    tall, square iron tower with windows and a door that open ominously into an interior concealed by 
    shadow. A thin cord of some surprisingly strong, obscure material forms a drawstring for the bag, 
    ornate little tassels adorning its ends.
    It weighs about 22 pounds.
    A heavy iron-link giftbag is holding:
    Nothing.
    It can contain of a total of 25 items.

    :(


    I got one too... now i dont feel special anymore
    Utianima
  • FarrahFarrah Posts: 1,953Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Me too.
    Utianima
  • AntidasAntidas Posts: 1,465Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Me three. Someone's trolling hardcore

    Utianima
  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna bePosts: 3,370Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Hey. I'd say a nondecay container is a great gift.
    Huh. Neat.
    RangorAchilles
  • RangorRangor Posts: 3,092Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Ahmet said:
    Hey. I'd say a nondecay container is a great gift.
    Great for giving away at christmas too!
    image
  • TysandrTysandr Posts: 439Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    You guys are all on the naughty list.
    Nexus: Accents, Autotriggers, Dragon Talismans
    "As the child did... without the rope. Then fear will find you again."

  • KoganKogan Posts: 401Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/ZATlcQ9N

    And he's apparently combined some things before anyone recommends combining. :lol:
    DochithaKayeilSnok
  • SnokSnok Posts: 9Member
    Kogan said:
    https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/ZATlcQ9N

    And he's apparently combined some things before anyone recommends combining. :lol:
    That’s how he hunts so fast! I wouldn’t have thought you could stack 6+ crit pendants :)
  • XadenXaden Posts: 2,315Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat, a luxurious black top hat

    How many heads does this guy have?!

         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

    Dochitha
  • KryptonKrypton shi-KhurenaPosts: 2,377Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
          
    (Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "Apologies, I am in-and-out of hold with Verizon wireless customer service."
    XadenDochithaKietBlujixapug
  • DochithaDochitha Posts: 1,283Member @ - Epic Achaean
    edited December 2017
    No you can't stack pendants. I just haven't traded them in. I hope we can combine multiple tophats into a giant tophat. 
    SnokUtianima
  • CaelanCaelan Posts: 1,129Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Wicella said:
    You begin to streak down out of the sky, talons poised and ready for Djenn.
     
    The wind catches you and blows you tumbling south.
    You swoop down on a group of 1825 burdock roots below, who kicks and screams in resistance as your firm talons grasp it and lift it swiftly with you up into the skies.

    Jackpot! :D
    LOL.  The rare burdock root! Nice catch :D

  • DaironDairon Posts: 304Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Wait, burdock is rare?
  • MinifieMinifie Posts: 1,921Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Dairon said:
    Wait, burdock is rare?
    rareLY USED.


    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    Caelan
  • CaelanCaelan Posts: 1,129Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Minifie said:
    Dairon said:
    Wait, burdock is rare?
    rareLY USED.


  • AchillesAchilles Los AngelesPosts: 2,438Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    WTF is this

    The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a 
    Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile 
    about himself as he arrives.
    Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups and says, "Special people like Achilles deserve something 
    especially special on special days."
    Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a giftbag!

    p giftbag
    Thousands of tiny iron rings link together in a flawless pattern of sturdy metal to form the fabric 
    of this heavy giftbag, rattling together at every movement with a noise like falling rain. Skilfully 
    applied colour flows across the face of the bag's surface, forming the carefully rendered shape of a 
    tall, square iron tower with windows and a door that open ominously into an interior concealed by 
    shadow. A thin cord of some surprisingly strong, obscure material forms a drawstring for the bag, 
    ornate little tassels adorning its ends.
    It has 2 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs about 22 pounds.
    A heavy iron-link giftbag is holding:
    736 gold sovereigns.
    It contains a total of 1 items of a max of 25.

    I guess I've been a bad boy this year, this is even worse than the anonymous letter.
    image
    ShirszaeNyneveShimi
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo DomingoPosts: 3,002Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Seems everyone's been pretty awful this year  :o

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

    Shimi
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