Memorable quotes

Krypton

assess nicola
A lot more than you, trust me!

assess makarios
More health than there are fleas in your mother's beard.

contemplate makarios
You contemplate Makarios and realise your insignificance by comparison.

Mathilda

Telendrieth says in a gruff, sibilant voice, "Does anyone here feel we missed a golden opportunity by not naming Him Pro$pero?"

Kayeil

Just for fun! I think it'd be neat if someone dressed up as one of Them for Halloween, or just cosplay.


Makarios is. His features are obscured by a mask of the philosopher. He wields RELENTLESS BUGS in His left hand and a primordial staff in His right.

      He is a radiant immortal. Standing at just over six feet, there is little which sets him apart. His hair is short and of a dark brown in colour, cut in a uniform style. No scars or unusual marks blemish his skin, and he is clean shaven. Dark brown eyes stare out from a nondescript face, the only distinguishing feature being somewhat larger than average eyebrows. His hands are stained with ink of indeterminate age. Swirled sable and purple warpaint is artfully brushed over his cheek to form the image of a pair of crossed spears.

He is wearing:

   a green felt grinch hat

Weapon holders:

   a Dala'myrr skin quiver

   a kashari scabbard

Containers:

   a pack of questionable quality

Misc:

   a mask of the philosopher

   a plastic medal of awesome

   the crown of tears

   a white lily

   a rat upon his shoulder

   an awesome set of makarios approved earmuffs

Nicola is here, wreathed in divine fire. She wields the rejection stamp in Her left hand. She is surrounded by six reflections of Herself.

      She is a radiant immortal and is short yet slender, surrounded by an aura of contagious enthusiasm that affects all graced by Her presence. Honey-brown eyes display a discerning gleam, and are set in an oft-smiling face that bears more than a smattering of freckles. Her shrewd yet cheerful expression is framed by dark chestnut hair, styled straight and trimmed with a haphazard hand to fall just below Her ears.

She is wearing:

   a sleeveless pink tunic

   green-kneed work trousers

   a pair of grubby Gardening gloves

Containers:

   a canvas backpack

Misc:

   a fearsomely edged gardening trowel

Ictinus is here, wreathed in divine fire. He wields a scimitar in His left hand and a scythe of shadows in His right. He is surrounded by five reflections of Himself.

      He is a radiant immortal, six feet in height and heavyset in build. Broad shoulders and large, strong hands accentuate his sturdy physique. Wild brown hair tops his head, flecked with the occasional wisp of grey and matching the nascent yet bristly beard upon his chin. His eyes are a bright shade of blue, set deeply into a round, jovial, but otherwise unremarkable face. A rune like an open eye has been sketched onto Him.

He is wearing:

   a plain grey shirt

   plain grey trousers

Misc:

   goggles of whitesight

Austere

@Makarios and I are quiver buddies.

Krypton

Your bug report (detail: "an awesome set of makarios approved earmuffs" should be "an awesome set of Makarios-approved earmuffs") - has been removed because it is not a bug (usually meaning that this is the way things are intended to be). Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience or misunderstanding that may be involved. The following notes were included: Noone touches my earmuffs.

Wicella

(Eleusis): Marlo says, "We have two entries to the  Grove decorating contest so far!!!"

(Eleusis): Faedwyn says, "That's horrible."

(Eleusis): Marlo says, "Why's that? It's only been a few days!"

(Eleusis): Faedwyn says, "Oh, you said 'decorating'"

(Eleusis): Faedwyn says, "Old ears, nevermind."

(Eleusis): Marlo says, "What'd you think I said??"

(Eleusis): @Faedwyn sheepishly says, "Desecrating."

Atalkez

Vender says in a hypnotic voice, "Lua jane.target["left leg"].percent"."

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Vender says in a hypnotic voice, "Lua jane.target["left leg"].percent"."

Vender says in a hypnotic voice, "Lua jane.target["left leg"].percent"."



Technical difficulties!

Hataru

The air vibrates as the voice of Commandant Aegoth Aristata, the Holocaust King thrums loudly, "WHo 

dares to send ME flowers!? I will destroy you!"

The air vibrates as the voice of Mathilda Nyxillum thrums loudly, "What!!"

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "The air vibrates as the voice of Commandant Aegoth Aristata, the 

Holocaust King thrums loudly, "Might earlier kerem nose yeanstalowfi!? Weave male terrtevanix 

died!""

The Midnight Crew): You say, "Hahahhahahahhahaha."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "Why's Aegoth weaving males again?"

(The Midnight Crew): Morthif says, ""Seemed everywhere basic righteous god ran legal highly paid!""

The air vibrates as the voice of Commandant Aegoth Aristata, the Holocaust King thrums loudly, "Who 

dares to send ME flowers!? I will destroy you!"

(The Midnight Crew): Tahquil says, "He air vibrates as the voice of Commandant Aegoth Aristata, the 

Holocaust King thrums loudly, "Opposite happen Gaia looks by neudyllian!? detail guildmaster 

estlohiem citadel!""

(The Midnight Crew): Zulah says, "The air vibrates as the voice of Commandant Aegoth Aristata, the 

Holocaust King thrums loudly, "Replaces protect waste on Selene field shouting flachish expect 

sea!""

(The Midnight Crew): Tahquil says, "Neudyllian."

(The Midnight Crew): Zulah says, "He had so much to say."

(The Midnight Crew): Aegoth says, "I hate you all."

(The Midnight Crew): Cooper says, "You guys suck at language."

(The Midnight Crew): Cooper says, "The air vibrates as the voice of Commandant Aegoth Aristata, the 

Holocaust King thrums loudly, "WHo dares to send ME flowers!? I will destroy you!""

(The Midnight Crew): Zulah says, "I trust Tahquils translation."

(The Midnight Crew): Mindshell says, "The air vibrates as the voice of Commandant Aegoth Aristata, 

the Holocaust King thrums loudly, "Isotinlah head bitch stay slayer!? presume sincerely stance 

destroyed!""

(The Midnight Crew): Mindshell says, "Bitch slayer eh?"

(The Midnight Crew): Tahquil says, "Hey look, 2/3 replaced ME with a God name."

The blazing tones of Gavriil J. Celes'Ciel, The Rose's voice scorches through the air, "I heard, 

"Send Aegoth more flowers, especially roses.""

(The Midnight Crew): Zulah says, "Me went to Bitch for Mindshell."

(The Midnight Crew): Tahquil says, "Gaia, Selene, Bitch... Aegoth really is a woman."

Aegoth has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly.

(The Midnight Crew): Zulah says, "Head bitch."

Hataru

With a soft trill, a carrier pigeon circles overhead, dropping a letter into the hands of Aegoth.

7626h (100%), 6157m (84%), 33555e (99%), 29104w (99%)  cexkdb- 1.1%  

The Holocaust King's spluttering protests are drowned out by a sea of gifted flowers.

7626h (100%), 6157m (84%), 33565e (100%), 29110w (100%)  cexkdb- 1.1%  

With a soft trill, a carrier pigeon circles overhead, dropping a letter into the hands of Aegoth.


HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

With a soft trill, a carrier pigeon circles overhead, dropping a letter into the hands of Aegoth.

With a soft trill, a carrier pigeon circles overhead, dropping a letter into the hands of Aegoth.

Preceded by a shrill cry, a martial eagle glides in from the down.

A martial eagle cries out disdainfully before gliding off to the up.

Preceded by a shrill cry, a martial eagle glides in from the up.

A martial eagle gives a goldenroot flower to Commandant Aegoth Aristata, the Holocaust King.



oh god it keeps getting better.

Shayde

I love you, Krysanth.

You told Krysanth: I am still debating on it, I do have a partner for the ball but I am uncertain if I'll match him or not.

Krysanth told You: Oooh. This seems like an ever so fancy plan in the making!

Krysanth told You: The only partner I could bring to the ball is my Atlantia doll and I imagine that would get old quick.

You told Krysanth: A doll would be the perfect partner... no awkward small talk or damaged feet in the process.

Krysanth told You: If you need an escape my doll will jump in to save you. I can also fake a heartstop. Say you will be the one to administer first aid as you drag me from the dance floor to make your dramatic escape!

Mathilda

Talamond says in a serene, silvery voice, " [...] although we've always managed to find competent Ministers, there are lately only single applicants."

Vender says in a hypnotic voice, "It's better if you're in a relationship?"

Talamond

Not only that, but...

You say in a serene, silvery voice, "[...] although we've always managed to find competent Ministers, there are lately only single applicants."

Solnir arrives, following Xaden from the east.

Vender says in a hypnotic voice, "It's better if you're in a relationship?"

Xaden blinks.

Xaden says in a deep, rumbling voice, "What the hell did I miss?"

By the way, we're looking for a few lovely couples to apply for the Ministry of Shenanigans.

Krypton

Talamond said:

Solnir arrives, following Xaden from the east.

I ship it.

Talamond

Vender says to Mayor Cotridge in a hypnotic voice, "Oh? Horrors you say?"

Mayor Cotridge says, "Don't try and distract me with your hypnotic voice, sonny."

Mayor Cotridge says, "Hrmph."

Vender says to Mayor Cotridge in a plain voice, "I'll speak plainly then."

Kogan

Dochitha says in an ear numbing, augmented voice, "Tie'tha, put Kogan on list."

"You're on the list!!" screams Tie'tha, a massive iron dragon at you.

Alyxeri

Kogan said:

Dochitha says in an ear numbing, augmented voice, "Tie'tha, put Kogan on list."

"You're on the list!!" screams Tie'tha, a massive iron dragon at you.

More like

Nazihk

H:9149/9149 M:7058/7058 E:100 W:96 <ex> <ckdb> T: R: 0 K:0 S:- 05:45:05.80  -

Atalkez gives a victorious exclamation as a glowing metal tank radiating waves of heat crumples violently in upon itself.

As the elating experience of victory washes over you, you feel your understanding of the world improve.

H:9149/9149 M:7058/7058 E:100 W:96 <ex> <ckdb> T: R: 0 K:0 S:- 05:45:10.84  -

Penwize appears from out of nowhere.

Penwize leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into Atalkez's back!

H:9149/9149 M:7058/7058 E:100 W:96 <ex> <ckdb> T: R: 0 K:0 S:- 05:45:11.41  -

So close.

Alyxeri

Penwize says, "Party time!"

Wait, wrong person.

Achilles

Dang the ROI on this arrow was amazing

You cease your attempts to aim at Proficy.
You draw your bow back and let fly an arrow in the direction of Proficy. (Curare - 230 shots 
remaining)
Your arrow strikes true!
You have completed the bounty filed by the City of Targossas, and have received 50000 gold 
sovereigns.
You just received message #9105 from Achaea.
You have slain Proficy.
[SLAIN] Proficy
You claim Luckbinder from the cooling corpse of Proficy.
You claim the War Veil from the cooling corpse of Proficy.
You claim Huskmaker from the cooling corpse of Proficy.
You have fulfilled your personal order writ against Proficy.

Armali

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                                   Poster: Tesha

                                   Price:  KNOWLEDGE

Brief:

   SCIENCE

Description:

   The purpose of this experiment is to collectively analyze the

   effectiveness of the tool commonly referred to as a 'flame

   sigil'. In order to properly facilitate this experiment, it is

   important to share the methodology. First, you find something

   that is flamed - such as a monolith. Then you try to GET

   MONOLITH. If it fails, send a message to Antidas that it failed,

   and then try again. It might seem like it will never change, but

   that's the suspicious part! We are determined to determine the

   actual likelihood of bypassing the protection of a flame sigil,

   and for that, we need your help.

Post Date:

   2017/10/24 20:09

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I feel like there's a dig against poor Antidas in here somewhere...

Wicella

In other news...looks like Team Loosis has a new recruit.

At great distance, Awaken @Nylian, Augur of Intrigue yells, "Shining forest, ... friend enchantments free aid!."

Antidas

Armali said:

--[ Ad: #87]-----------------------------------------------------------------

                                   Poster: Tesha

                                   Price:  KNOWLEDGE

Brief:

   SCIENCE

Description:

   The purpose of this experiment is to collectively analyze the

   effectiveness of the tool commonly referred to as a 'flame

   sigil'. In order to properly facilitate this experiment, it is

   important to share the methodology. First, you find something

   that is flamed - such as a monolith. Then you try to GET

   MONOLITH. If it fails, send a message to Antidas that it failed,

   and then try again. It might seem like it will never change, but

   that's the suspicious part! We are determined to determine the

   actual likelihood of bypassing the protection of a flame sigil,

   and for that, we need your help.

Post Date:

   2017/10/24 20:09

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I feel like there's a dig against poor Antidas in here somewhere...

40 fucking messages. I swear to god.

Tesha

      

Krypton

You got off easy.

You told Tesha: 10224 times, still ungotten.
You told Tesha: Let me get ready to message Antidas 10224 times...

Alyxeri

Even the admin aren't exempt from bad spelling errors.

Lifting a shamanistic rattle, Lyrin gives it a purposeful shake, the beads within clattering ominously.
The skies overhead darken as clouds rush in, shortly followed by a turential downpour of water.

Klendathu

Alyxeri said:

Even the admin aren't exempt from bad spelling errors.

Lifting a shamanistic rattle, Lyrin gives it a purposeful shake, the beads within clattering ominously.
The skies overhead darken as clouds rush in, shortly followed by a turential downpour of water.

That's what the Typo command is for. The people who write descriptions and that kind of thing are just that, people.

Jonathin

I think it's great. Makes me think of turnad'r.

Hataru

The peppery scent of cloves and nightshade fill the air around you, the herbal notes of absinthe 

woven between.

Purifier @Zackery Aristata says abruptly in Mhaldorian, "You smell good, Ambassador."

#justnosethings

Elipise

Commanda @Aegoth Aristata, the Holocaust King's Carmian voice resonates, "No one seeks Chaos. Chaos comes unannounced, like a failed past relationship at your door, begging for another chance. But you just have to say no."

Trey

Hataru said:

The peppery scent of cloves and nightshade fill the air around you, the herbal notes of absinthe 

woven between.

Purifier @Zackery Aristata says abruptly in Mhaldorian, "You smell good, Ambassador."

#justnosethings

Oh wow! That looks really cool. Where did you get that?