Memorable quotes

Kasa

You tell Vender, "What's this about a party?"

Vender tells you, "A social gathering, with mingling and possibly music."

You tell Vender, "Are you on gleam, boy?"

Vender tells you, "No."

You tell Vender, "You're hosting a party, in celebration of being unenemied to Cyrene."

You tell Vender, "But you're doing it in Targossas."

Vender tells you, "Yes."

You tell Vender, "Are you sure you're not on gleam?"

Vender tells you, "I want to show them Targossians know how to have a Good time."

Atalkez

He is on snow blossoms, if that helps.

Vender

Atalkez said:

He is on snow blossoms, if that helps.

Not any longer.

Atalkez

Oh, then he’s sober. Which makes that all more scary

Vender

Turning over a new leaf.. and picking them apart on news posts too.

Talamond

After getting gloriously trounced in Mhaldor:

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "What if."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "What if we do."

(Party): Tesha says, "The exact same thing."

(Party): Itkovian says, "While resolve is good, Lady, there is such a thing as recklessness."

(Party): Tesha says, "Oh psh."

Among the many strategies I have received for hunting to dragon, "do not follow @Tesha " is one I have yet to master.

Xias

Talamond said:

After getting gloriously trounced in Mhaldor:

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "What if."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "What if we do."

(Party): Tesha says, "The exact same thing."

(Party): Itkovian says, "While resolve is good, Lady, there is such a thing as recklessness."

(Party): Tesha says, "Oh psh."

Among the many strategies I have received for hunting to dragon, "do not follow @Tesha " is one I have yet to master.

It's only ever deemed a bad idea if it doesn't work 

Besides, it's amazing how often brilliance and madness coincide.

Atalkez

(Party): Tesha says, "Scry: Antidas is at Rally Point."
(Party): Tesha says, "Scry: Antidas is at Rally Point."
(Party): Tesha says, "Antidas can we travel to you."
(Party): Tesha says, "Scry: Antidas is at Rally Point."
(Party): Antidas says, "Yes."
(Party): Antidas says, "I am at Rally Point in Targossas."
(Party): You say, "No."
(Party): You say, "No."
(Party): Antidas says, "Obviously."
(Party): Tesha says, "Are you safe to travel to."

Antidas rolls his eyes.

(Party): You say, "There are guards here."
(Party): You say, "There are guards here."
(Party): You say, "There are guards here."
(Party): You say, "There are guards here."
(Party): You say, "There are guards here."
(Party): Antidas says, "Oh wait shit."
(Party): Antidas says, "HES RIGHT."
(Party): Tesha says, "In Rally Point?"
(Party): You say, "Yes."
(Party): You say, "Yes."
(Party): Tesha says, "Wow."
(Party): You say, "At least 52."
(Party): Antidas says, "There's definitely guards here."
(Party): Tesha says, "Wow!"
(Party): Tesha says, "Ok let me know when to travel."
(Party): Ada says, "Get off teh guards!"
(Party): Antidas says, "Ok."

Antidas begins making an entry in a midnight-hued journal, disappearing from sight.

Savagery.

Achilles

Pretty rare, was at exactly 0 health so I didn't die

6380h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w excdk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - e|ne|nw|se|u (Hirst)
Sudden comprehension and amnesiac regression leaves you helpless to deflect the blow as a thrall of
the wheel switches his grip upon an immense warhammer and whirls his sharpened, iron-clad haft in a
wide arc.
The storm surrounding a demented skyscourge rises to a screaming pitch as its icy gusts sunder your
flesh like knives.
A demented skyscourge releases a green-fletched arrow with a strangely serene smile.
The swirling air catches the projectile and propels it into your gut at point blank range.
You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
You see a War Witch yell, "Someone will be in pain today!"
2961h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w excdk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - [?] e|ne|nw|se|u (Hirst) (-3419h, 53.6%) (diag)
Mustering a powerful charge in her gauntlet, a War Witch unleashes effulgent havoc, and the
resultant thunderclap tears through your skull.
Rending flesh and bone, a thrall of the wheel swings his immense warhammer almost through you.
You remove 1 skullcap, bringing the total in the rift to 1093.
(svof): Your max health decreased by 387h/7% to 5993.
0h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w ex|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - [?] e|ne|nw|se|u (Hirst) (-2961h, 49.4%)
[Curing]: PUT SKULLCAP IN 48602
You fill your pipe with a skullcap flower.
0h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w ex|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - [?] e|ne|nw|se|u (Hirst)
You remove 1 kola nut, bringing the total in the rift to 1079.
0h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w ex|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - [?] e|ne|nw|se|u (Hirst)
You eat a kola nut.
An instant feeling of excitement and edginess overcomes you.
0h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w exk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - [?] e|ne|nw|se|u (Hirst)
(Party): Antidas says, "Go."
0h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w exk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - [?] e|ne|nw|se|u (Hirst)
(0.244s)You are in perfect health.
0h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - e|ne|nw|se|u (Hirst)
(Party): Antidas says, "Go."
0h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - e|ne|nw|se|u (Hirst)
The world blurs momentarily around you, then in the space of a blink of an eye, you find yourself
magically summoned to Entering the main gate of Ashtan.
Entering the main gate of Ashtan.
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The stars shine down from the sky above, bathing the arid land beneath their silvery light. A rune
resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here (raido: return location). A runic totem is
planted solidly in the ground. A furry little humgii sits here, a hungry expression in his wide eyes.
A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. A gleaming wooden
sign is posted here. A sentry of the Vanguard maintains his vigil, a flame-blackened bardiche
planted beside him. Upon an ironwood stand, a tablet displays the Ruinous Accords of Ashtan, the
Seat of Chaos. Wielding his hammer, a great granite statue of the ice giant, Oughlor stands sentinel.
The impressive black and gold city gates of Ashtan tower above you. Casually sending electricity to
dance between the fingers of her iron gauntlet, a smirking War Witch of Ashtan stands guard. A
whistling tumult of whirling air surrounds a gangly, robe-clad figure. There are 2 thralls of the
wheel here. A thick stone slab stained with dried blood looms here, tainting the area with the
profane worship of Babel. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A flame-charred chariot pulled by demonic
goats stands here. You may ENTER SUBDIVISION from here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south, and northwest.
As your gaze falls upon a nairat rune, ethereal bonds flash forth to bind you.
You have been afflicted with entangled.
As your gaze falls upon a nairat rune, ethereal bonds flash forth to bind you.
As your gaze falls upon a nairat rune, ethereal bonds flash forth to bind you.
0h, 3760m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - n|ne|nw|s (Hirst)
You have been afflicted with insomnia.
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
0h, 3660m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - n|ne|nw|s (Hirst) (-100m, 2.1%)
You have writhed free of your entanglement by ropes.
0h, 3660m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - n|ne|nw|s (Hirst)
(Party): Antidas says, "Go."
0h, 3660m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - n|ne|nw|s (Hirst)
Your lungs have recovered enough to smoke another mineral or plant. (1.459s)
0h, 3660m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - n|ne|nw|s (Hirst)
You take a drink from a sapphire crystal vial.
0h, 3660m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - n|ne|nw|s (Hirst)
(outr 1 irid)
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your skin.
Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the mass salve infuses your skin.
0h, 3660m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - n|ne|nw|s (Hirst)
You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the rift to 2103.
0h, 3660m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - n|ne|nw|s (Hirst)
You see a War Witch yell, "Someone will be in pain today!"
0h, 3660m, 27840e, 19637w xk|0/0|0/0|0/0|10 - n|ne|nw|s (Hirst)
A War Witch punches you in the solar plexus with her gauntlet, which discharges an excruciatingly
painful shock.
You have been slain by a War Witch.
Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.
A bellwort flower falls out of your inventory.
A plumbum flake falls out of your inventory.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
A group of 2 bloodroot leaves falls out of your inventory.
Some prickly ash bark falls out of your inventory.
A lobelia seed falls out of your inventory.
A piece of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A quicksilver droplet falls out of your inventory.
Some irid moss falls out of your inventory. (0.9s)

Solnir

Talamond said:

After getting gloriously trounced in Mhaldor:

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "What if."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "What if we do."

(Party): Tesha says, "The exact same thing."

(Party): Itkovian says, "While resolve is good, Lady, there is such a thing as recklessness."

(Party): Tesha says, "Oh psh."

Among the many strategies I have received for hunting to dragon, "do not follow @Tesha " is one I have yet to master.

The most Tesha thing I've ever seen.

Nyneve

Talamond said:

After getting gloriously trounced in Mhaldor:

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "What if."

(Party): Tesha says, "Ok."

(Party): Tesha says, "What if we do."

(Party): Tesha says, "The exact same thing."

(Party): Itkovian says, "While resolve is good, Lady, there is such a thing as recklessness."

(Party): Tesha says, "Oh psh."

Among the many strategies I have received for hunting to dragon, "do not follow @Tesha " is one I have yet to master.

I appreciate the frequent opportunities to take bathroom breaks. 

Sobriquet

Analee (female Siren).

She is 22 years old, having been born on the 25th of Aeguary, 734 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is unranked in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

  

Eudemus

Tesha seems to feature quite heavily in this thread...

(Targossas): Shanei brightly says, "You should put it in the chest!"
(Targossas): Relafar says, "Which chest?"
(Targossas): Mette says, "You can walk to me. I am at the chest."
(Targossas): Relafar says, "I'm on my way."
(Targossas): Tesha says, "Do you guys want ret on the chest."
(Targossas): Shanei says, "...no."
(Targossas): Elipise says, "No."
(Targossas): Tesha says, "Coming."
(Targossas): Shanei fretfully says, "Oh, Tesha, no means no."
...
You move sluggishly into action.
Relafar says in a pleasant, light voice, "Why am I so sluggish?"

Mette

How funny, @Achilles. I just had a similar thing happen to me:  Level  : 64 (100%)   "Supreme" 

Sobriquet

@Xaden You could at least make your spy alts less obvious 

Potatoman (male Human).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Miraman, 738 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Freeman in Eleusis.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

He is a Sightseer in the Fellowship of Explorers.

Minifie

Sobriquet said:

@Xaden You could at least make your spy alts less obvious 

Potatoman (male Human).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Miraman, 738 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Freeman in Eleusis.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

He is a Sightseer in the Fellowship of Explorers.

It's funny because the potato harvest was poor!

Xaden

Damn. Rumbled!

Asmodron

(Newbie): Mew says, "Almost midnight.... I think..."

(Newbie): Romeo says, "You know, Kew is not bad."

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Pardon, that was supposed to be a tell."

(Newbie): Mew says, "Sigh."


Oh my

Wicella

This death was an assassination paid for by Aegoth. The reason was: breathraining at the mayaween ball. Terrible manners for a terrible person. May you wallow in everlasting shame.

I lol'd so hard. XD

Wicella

One more because it had me rolling. While defending and attacking Mhaldor.

A spiderweb of cracks begins to race across the form of Djenn. As he opens his mouth, grey light pours forth along with a unearthly keening shriek. The cracks widen, the ineffable glow building until in a single brilliant flash Djenn is eradicated from existence.

Djenn has been slain by Ioelena.

You gasp with the realisation that Ioelena has reached the level of Eminent.

(Party): You say, "Ioelena leveled up! (49: Eminent)."

Then...

(Party): Arkantos says, "-- Ioelena LOCKED --."

(Party): Arkantos says, "-- Ioelena BATTERED --."

(Party): Ziahra says, "It's time for Ioelena to get back to 48 where she belongs."

(Party): You say, "Savage."

Saeva

Third time is a charm.
Sucker is stuck with me till I ever log back in!

You get down on one knee and, while holding forth the decapitated head of Mycen, 

you declare your eternal love for Proficy, and ask him to marry you.

Proficy, with a look of utter joy on his face, accepts your proposal of marriage.

"Ha!" Proficy exclaims with gusto.

Merciful Proficy, Jagganeth of His Legion says, "Take that."

You stand up.

"Wow!" you exclaim.

You say, "You SAW me!?"

Proficy, riding a phantom grizzly bear, leaves to the north.

[north - Proficy (1)]


And THAT is how it's done.

Morthif

made 18,000 gold and 6 points from killing the squishiest dragon. 10/10 would kill for generous @Aegoth again

Elipise

You request of Torinn that he impart some of his knowledge of Avoidance to you.

Torinn bows to you, beginning the lesson in Avoidance.

Torinn continues your training in Avoidance.

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- Lessons -20! Current total: 265 -

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Torinn bows to you, ending the lesson in Avoidance.

Irreverent One Austere Lucoster, Ascendant of Zarathustra shouts, "Still too cowardly to face me, 

Herald?"

You see Herald Torinn Chiragh, Ritualist of the Flame shout, "Why would I want to face you? Your 

breath smells."

I found it funny that he was teaching me avoidance before the topic even started 

Minifie

His Servant, Cooper Ikari says to Errus in Mhaldorian, "Make donkey noises."

Errus says in Mhaldorian in a deep, gravelly voice, "But I am a sheep."

Errus says in Mhaldorian in a deep, gravelly voice, "Baa."

His Servant, Cooper Ikari says in Mhaldorian, "Did I stutter?"

Mariya peers at Errus unscrupulously.

Purifier Zackery Aristata's breath crackles and sparks as he says, "A pretty baaaahd donkey, I'd say."

Errus says in Mhaldorian in a deep, gravelly voice, "Heehaw."

Hataru says to Errus with an icy, old Hashani accent, "It doesn't matter, you were told to bray, bray."

Errus brays like a donkey.

Errus brays like a donkey.

His Servant, Cooper Ikari says in Mhaldorian, "Fantastic."

Leadership comes with perks.

Cooper

You missed the background info

Jonathin

The heehaw say was the best.

Telinus

Not sure if Apostate is worth that Mhaldorian RP

Armali

Once you fight any prep class that's even 50% defensively minded... yeah, you'll regret it.

Kyrra

You look surprised and say to Klendathu in a refined, velvety voice, "You made me walk."

 

Klendathu smiles and says to you in a gravelly, reptilian voice, "No-one makes you do anything

you don't want to do."

Saeva

Telinus said:

Not sure if Apostate is worth that Mhaldorian RP

It so is. I would heehaw all day for Abostate, the best cla in Achlaea