Memorable quotes

Alyxeri

@Xaden bad. Don't you know Targossas aren't allowed to do bad things? They have to be good only!

Kyrra

What if he’s good at being bad?

Klendathu

Prythe said:

(The Sefyric Mariners Guild): Azare says, "Is Xaden a known pirate?"

(The Sefyric Mariners Guild): Xaden says, "Yes."

Can't believe everything in the Mariner's clan, apparently, Klendathu's a pirate too. Perhaps I should make him live down to 

Dairon

Klendathu said:

Prythe said:

(The Sefyric Mariners Guild): Azare says, "Is Xaden a known pirate?"

(The Sefyric Mariners Guild): Xaden says, "Yes."

Can't believe everything in the Mariner's clan, apparently, Klendathu's a pirate too. Perhaps I should make him live down to 

Apparently all Ashtani are pirates

Xaden

Klendathu said:

Prythe said:

(The Sefyric Mariners Guild): Azare says, "Is Xaden a known pirate?"

(The Sefyric Mariners Guild): Xaden says, "Yes."

Can't believe everything in the Mariner's clan, apparently, Klendathu's a pirate too. Perhaps I should make him live down to 

Don't get me started on this. I've tried. But some people are just arseholes.

Morthif

Amrak sure as shit trying to live up to Artanis’s level of douchebaggery. Wish PoM was even 1% what some people seem to think it is 

Kyrra

Delete ships.

Melodie

So taken from another thread here:

Krypton said:

Overwhelmed by the manoeuvres of the Bedurth, the Legion of Coal sinks beneath the shifting sands.
Your connection to Elemental Fire has been severed.

Commandant Aegoth Aristata, the Holocaust King's Carmian voice resonates, "Nooooo!"

I wanted to add onto this, just to further the above example:

You say in Mhaldorian with a flowing, cultured accent, "Hmm. It sounds as if you're working up to a proposal, Revelator."

Calling forth tempests from on high, a squadron of wind riders has eradicated the tidal militia.

Aegoth waves his hand dismissively.

Aegoth says in Mhaldorian, "Stupid water."

Aegoth fashions a holocaust globe out of pure elemental fire and arms it.

Aegoth says in Mhaldorian, "FIRE."

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The holocaust globe ominously stops pulsing for a fraction of a second, and then explodes into a 

fiery conflagration that consumes all around it.

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You say to Krysanth in Mhaldorian with a flowing, cultured accent, "Hold that thought just one moment."

(Run out of the room)

You fill a Fluvian jar with water.

(Come back)

You empty out a Fluvian jar on top of Aegoth, covering him in an unusual liquid.

You say to Krysanth in Mhaldorian with a flowing, cultured accent, "Continue."

Krysanth's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Aegoth twitches and spasms, slowly melting and dissolving into a horrible, steaming puddle.

A look of resignation crosses the face of Aegoth, and his eyes close in concentration.

A single tear drops from Aegoth's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying himself instantly.

Aegoth has been slain by misadventure.

Krypton

To add on to your add-on:

Aegoth has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly.

(Army): Dochitha says, "Locate Aegoth."

Melodie

It's fair. You should always be suspicious of Aegoth.

Cooper

Morthif said:

Amrak sure as shit trying to live up to Artanis’s level of douchebaggery. Wish PoM was even 1% what some people seem to think it is 

Ya, he's tried to do some pretty douchey stuff to me too. Definitely a quality guy. 

Kogan

Rangor says something unintelligible.

Azare says something unintelligible.

The human Yudhishthira says, "I do not speak your savage forestal grunting, Eleusian."

Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "I was only saying the tank was beginning to crack."

The human Yudhishthira says, "Yes. You have eyes. How magnificent, that you have discovered a use for them after several centuries of life."

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Asmodron says with an Arcadian accent, "Wonderful truly, though could we perhaps discuss why the elements seem to be in a frenzy, if that is alright?"

The human Yudhishthira says, "I would have thought that was obvious even to one of your abilities, Asmodron. Unless your groveling before an inanimate statue has robbed you of the last measure of wits you might once have possessed."

Yudhi keeps coming with the sick burns.

Asmodron

Kogan said:

Rangor says something unintelligible.

Azare says something unintelligible.

The human Yudhishthira says, "I do not speak your savage forestal grunting, Eleusian."

Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "I was only saying the tank was beginning to crack."

The human Yudhishthira says, "Yes. You have eyes. How magnificent, that you have discovered a use for them after several centuries of life."

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Asmodron says with an Arcadian accent, "Wonderful truly, though could we perhaps discuss why the elements seem to be in a frenzy, if that is alright?"

The human Yudhishthira says, "I would have thought that was obvious even to one of your abilities, Asmodron. Unless your groveling before an inanimate statue has robbed you of the last measure of wits you might once have possessed."

Yudhi keeps coming with the sick burns.

He knows me so well ^^

Atalkez

Always knew he was savage

Jarrod

The human Yudhishthira says, "Perhaps one day you might be suitable for my Conclave, Dracotalus, if you continue to show insight."


I think me and Yudhi are getting married. Nobody tell him.

Alyxeri

Jarrod said:

The human Yudhishthira says, "Perhaps one day you might be suitable for my Conclave, Dracotalus, if you continue to show insight."


I think me and Yudhi are getting married. Nobody tell him.

Even the npcs don't realise there's a second r in Dracrotalus. Took me so long to notice that

Farrah

Jarrod said:

The human Yudhishthira says, "Perhaps one day you might be suitable for my Conclave, Dracotalus, if you continue to show insight."


I think me and Yudhi are getting married. Nobody tell him.

Not if I marry him first. He only called me rude. Not "idiot." I think he likes me!  

Sorry @Atalkez !

(he said my last name correctly too, just sayin')

Atalkez

He has dueled and defeated the leader of the Conclave, Yudhishthira.

Just sayin

Krypton

"He has dueled and defeated the leader of the Conclave, Yudhishthira."...

... in bed.

Antonius

Atalkez said:

He has dueled and defeated the leader of the Conclave, Yudhishthira.

Just sayin

Yeah, pretty sure this is why he doesn't like Targ. It's all your fault.

Farrah

Antonius said:

Atalkez said:

He has dueled and defeated the leader of the Conclave, Yudhishthira.

Just sayin

Yeah, pretty sure this is why he doesn't like Targ. It's all your fault.

Yeah, god, Atalkez. Sigh.

Atalkez

Haters.  

[Deleted User]

This about sums up my night. Shock, horror, and then side-splitting laughter.  I will never go naively into the wilds of pastebin again.

46) You told @Minifie: //because it's a train wreck we couldn't look away from.

47) Minifie told You: //we couldn't even offer help... We just pulled out our phones and

recorded it...

48) You told Minifie: //yes, and that train long went off the rails.

49) Minifie told You: //It was never on the rails... They forgot to build the rails and

pushed it off a cliff.

Minifie

Kyrra tells you, "Well I don't think you need to pee once you hit logosian."

I think our conversations are terrific.

Kyrra

Minifie said:

Kyrra tells you, "Well I don't think you need to pee once you hit logosian."

I think our conversations are terrific.

That wasn’t even in game!

Elipise

Minifie said:

Kyrra tells you, "Well I don't think you need to pee once you hit logosian."

I think our conversations are terrific.

I wish this was true... so bad rn

Aralaya

@Aegoth says to Nissa, the Head Archivist of the Lucretian Athenaeum, "Whatever happened to asking really nicely, huh?"
You say to Aegoth in a soft, soprano voice, "Asking nicely does not include Holocausts."
Aegoth says, "Balderdash."

Wicella

Spanning some five feet in total length and crafted entirely from only the highest calibre gold, this large, impressive horn curls with a  dramatic flourish toward its solid base before spiralling outwards in a series of concentric circles. The valves and surfaces are polished to a blinding, lustrous sheen, reflecting all light cast across its edges in an iridescent sparkle. The instrument exudes a potent, salty scent, reminiscent of the majestic seas and all their fathomless mysteries. Flared at the end, a single tube connects the mouthpiece to the horn proper which seems to sound quietly with an almost-animated frequency, issuing fragmented words and maddening whispers that hint at a fierce yearning to return to the waves.

Now imagining Krypton running around blowing a FIVE FOOT LONG horn.

Tahquil

This is Achaea. Five feet of horn is pitiful.

Krypton

Nothing my sexy siren body can't handle.